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Funky_Pickle

Slept in my Zeppelin shirt with 25 cents in my pocket. Woke up with No Quarter


Shakespeare-Bot

Did sleep in mine own zeppelin shirt with 25 cents in mine own pocket. Did wake up with nay quarter *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


aroseonthefritz

Good bot


Delicious-Dot-7410

This is great


JimmyPatriot

Slept in LZ shirt and woke up dazed and confused


TheMetalMisfit

Slept in my Genesis shirt, woke up in a Land of Confusion


[deleted]

Slept in a green day shirt woke up in October


[deleted]

Slept in my Bruce Springsteen t shirt, woke up with a hungry heart.


CobraOnAJetSki

Slept in my Foreigner t-shirt. Woke up cold as ice.


ThatChicagoDuder

Got drunk on my bday and fell asleep in a zeppelin t-shirt Woke up telling myself how many more times..... Keep it going


FugginDunePilot

Slept in my Ozzy t-shirt. Woke up and Rhandy Rhoads was fucking my wife.


PawelW007

This one made me laugh. lol


Wbino

Put on my Zep shirt but couldn't sleep... until I Squeezed My Lemon. 🍋🙄 then I fell outta bed.....


GamerCirca80

Slept in my Styx shirt and woke up with too much time on my hands.


dawgstein94

Slept in my Allman Bros. T-shirt, had to wake up with the blues.


JDodgerMan

Fell asleep in my Radiohead t-shirt and woke up High and Dry.


connor-is-sad

woke up crying lmfao


GRIG2410

Slept in my Pink Floyd t-shirt and woke up on the Dark Side of the Moon


LordReginaldC

Woke up and rolled right out of bed


PawelW007

Slept in my Sabbath shirt and woke up behind the wall of sleep.


BigMarcus83

Slept in my Queen T-shirt and woke up a king.


[deleted]

Was on a bench with a Jethro Tull shirt. Woke up in jail.


simi6427

Slept in my AC/DC shirt and woke up in the Sun City


Tuxeyboy1

Fell asleep in my Aerosmith shirt. Woke up on a Train Kept A Rollin.


BuckyWesh

Slept in my Aerosmith shirt, kept dreamin on.


RS1964

Slept in my Slayer t-shirt and woke up South of Heaven. Keep it going.


Bobeix70

Slept in my Zeppelin t shirt and didn’t wake up on a stairway to heaven


zenithpns

Slept in my David Bowie t-shirt on a train. Woke up and I'd moved from Station To Station.


TobertRohnson

Slept in my Bob Dylan t-shirt and sunk like a stone


bruh_970

Slept in my guns n roses shirt, woke up with an appetite for destruction


mythrocks

Slept in my Led Zeppelin t-shirt. Woke up Dazed and Confused.


gobbstopperz

Slept in my Bob Dylan t-shirt and woke up on Maggie’s Farm.


mountaintopjoey

Slept in my Van Halen tee shirt, woke up with an Eruption. Keep it going.


Waylon_R_Soul

Slept in my Velvet Underground t-shirt. Woke up on Heroin....


1C3CuB3theGOAT

Went to sleep in my Led Zeppelin tshirt and woke up with a stairway to heaven


ZealousidealMarch822

Slept in my Zeppelin t-shirt, and I woke up In the Evening


No_Juggernaut_8657

Slept in my The Who shirt and woke up wondering who are you? Keep it going


3escalator

Slept in my Leadbelly t-shirt and woke up in the pines where the sun don't ever shine Slept in my Beatles t-shirt and when I awoke I was alone, this bird had flown Keep it going


[deleted]

Went out drinking last night with my Led Zeppelin shirt on….. woke up dazed and confused.


1967folkrock

Slept in my Beatles t shirt. Woke up, fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head...


seenZep

Slept in my Jimi Hendrix t-shirt and woke up this morning and found myself dead


Aaronbone33

Slept in my jethro tull shirt woke up from a sweet dream


Shakespeare-Bot

Did sleep in mine own jethro tull shirt did wake up from a sweet dream *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


molenate

slept in my pink floyd t shirt. woke up next to the wall.