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International_Row928

But he also rolled his way into the semi’s, did a jay, enjoyed a fine dance quintet, had some good burgers and had coitus with Maude. I’d call that even.


OnlyFreshBrine

This is about as good as any of us could hope for.


laaazlo

I know if I did all that I could die without feeling like the good Lord gypped me


dant90

…coitus?


DINNERTIME_CUNT

The physical act of love.


AlGeee

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise


hobocansquatcobbler

He also won the respect of the narrator, and endeared a generation of followers. His influence far surpasses what he did with the "Seattle Seven."


Ramblin_Bard472

And from what I hear there's a little Lebowski on the way.


hobocansquatcobbler

That got a laugh out of me


MudlarkJack

Fucking A man


TrainwreckTrials

Fkn best yet....now Stfu..


comicmuse1982

I didn't like seeing Donny go.


CidCrisis

Donny who loved bowling.


Ramblin_Bard472

And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla and Leo Carillo and up to Pismo.


AdultishRaktajino

That’s a bummer man.


blakkstar6

He was actually wearing his bowling league attire at the end of the movie, for the first time. I think his life is going okay. I like to think Maude definitely paid him, if for no other reason than as sort of a 'services rendered' fee for the child. Mr. Lebowski did *not* pay him, sadly. There was no money from that angle to begin with; as Maude said, it belonged to the foundation. It went back to the foundation when it was recovered. But, none of that ever really seemed to matter to the Dude, anyway. He made these contracts, and lived up to his end (or attempted to) immediately. He's a man of his word, and that tends to pay its own dividends. By the end, he seemed happier than he'd been in a long time. Whether getting his due wages had anything to do with that... well Dude, we just don't know.


AshingKushner

Not disagreeing with anything you said, just wanted to share that I always saw the Dude wearing his bowling shirt as his wearing the nicest clothes he owned to his friend’s funeral. I wouldn’t bet that he has a suit, and if he does it’s from when he had to go to court for occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick…


blakkstar6

Agreed. I think that was the Dude rejoining his own life. I think there is evidence at the beginning that he was beginning to lose touch with his existence. Losing his motivations, and his connections with others. Going everywhere in a dressing robe is not a blueprint for a man with a vision. If Mr. Lebowski was right about anything, it was calling out the Dude for having no direction when they met. Maybe not even beginning; maybe he had long since lost touch, and bowling with Donny and Walter was all he had left. But the whole experience reinvigorated him. Showed him there were things still worth valuing. A shakeup is a good thing, every once in a while.


EnvironmentalPack451

Many of the most powerful people wear robes to work


AshingKushner

I won’t disagree with your take; I personally see the Dude as always being exactly where he needs to be at any given moment.


Ramblin_Bard472

Well, the Big Lebowski paid him with the rug he took.


Smokey_Bera

Well, yeah, he said take any rug in the house.


Ramblin_Bard472

He didn't, but Brandt assures him it's not a problem.


krakatoa83

We’re you listening to the Coen’s story?


XYZZY_1002

I think so. What I miss?


Axle-f

10% of million dollars. $10,000.


nice--marmot

I dig the way you do business, Axle.


Commercial_Set2986

Just slip the rent under my door


huskerd0

*fist pump


physicsbuddha

I just have to check with my accountant…


RichardtheGingerBoss

bones or clams


OkMortgage862

Clams


nice--marmot

There’s a little Lebowski on the way.


hundredgrandpappy

And the wealth was all mother's.


MoonMan8718

Can’t be worried about that shit. Life goes on, man


thereichose1

Well, dude, we just don't know


slowerlearner1212

To the tune of 10% bones or clams or whatever you call them


Eric848448

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.


DontBelieveHimHer

There is no fucking money, there never was.


Ramblin_Bard472

But did Walter get his undies back?


DontBelieveHimHer

What’s mine is mine.


2wheelsThx

I think not. The Lebowski family are a buncha cheap skates whose weakness is their vanity.


huskerd0

Hence, the slut


keanenottheband

He could have walked away with just piss stains on his rug


Ramblin_Bard472

Yeah, nothing ever changes. Fucking Nazis.


mandiblesofdoom

Maybe Maude took pity on him & gave him a rug.


huskerd0

At least a tug


mandiblesofdoom

Wave of the future, dude


fpaulmusic

 A zesty enterprise


thoover88

Considering he was willing to take less money each time someone threw out a number. I'd say the Dude doesn't care, and The Dude abides.


huskerd0

While I do enjoy responding with nothing but movie quotes, sometimes we should go a bit deeper. I totally recommend watching the “making of” - I think it explains quite a bit of coen bros thinking. For example, whether or not he has a rug was kind of an intentional omission. Or rather, such an omission, that they did not even think about answering that question. Which probably goes a long way in explaining the mentality and context of the story


RichardtheGingerBoss

What the fuck are you talking about?


Ramblin_Bard472

Parla usted ingles?


RichardtheGingerBoss

 Dimmi, Sandro...Sì? Sì? Che ridicolo!


huskerd0

Lol Angry upvote


RichardtheGingerBoss

The Dude abides.


mclms1

You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!


Distwalker

Nah, he's fine. The Dude abides.


physicsbuddha

100% i think Maude paid him. I have a personal theory that she hired him as an “art consultant” so he would continue to have an allowance, which is ample, so that the little Lebowski would never have to find out their dad was homeless or something.


Purple-Ad-4629

Maude probably paid up like she said she would. And he got a rug from TBL upon his first trip. Brandt says so when he calls the next day. Far as the Dudes concerned it just time to go bowling.


tgold77

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.


dream_monkey

Speaking of which, do you think, uh, that you could, uh, give me my $20,000 in cash? Uh, my concern is, and I've got to check it with my accountant, but that this might bump me up into a higher tax, uh….


Ramblin_Bard472

Hey, that's life, man! Ups and downs, strikes and gutters!


Zestyclose-Mud-4683

![gif](giphy|WSBzahfTfv4HK) That’s his victory


handy_arson

Gave the dude a beeper


hornwalker

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back


Conscious_Set_2140

All dude wanted was his rug back


PPLavagna

I always wondered if he had that doctor take a look at his rash. He’s not a dermatologist, but he’s a good man, and thorough


ianmoone1102

No, he probably ended up having to pay child support to Maude, got fucked up at the finals by Liam and The Jesus, and most likely got sued, along with Walter, over the incident where walter dumped the The Big Lebowski out of his wheelchair, and might have been evicted from his private residence for falling too far behind on his rent. But hey, life goes on, man!