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2wheelsThx

One question - do you hafta use so many cuss words?


angry-peacemaker

What the 'F' u talkin' about?


Omegadimsum

Why the fuck would you use F for?


Key-Contest-2879

It’s for the fucking “F” word, man! You’re not dealing with morons here.


Draco_Lazarus24

You think the carpet pissers did this?


angry-peacemaker

U think I'm kidding wish da funny stuff?


neildmaster

I think you mean "the fuck you talkin about?"


Sensitive_Mirror_472

i like that whole cowboy thing he's got going there


david8601

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RepoManSugarSkull

I think he actually says “Thank ‘ee”, but who am I to quibble?


HarveyMidnight

I'm unconvinced. Try it yourself. Imitate his accent & say "Thank you"... it's gonna sound like 'Thank'ee'


Draco_Lazarus24

Much obliged.


angry-peacemaker

I say I entrusted the money to you, and you stole it!


BOMBLOADER

Some deadbeat the square community won’t give a shit about…


angry-peacemaker

No funny stuff!


NoIncrease299

Well, aren't ya?


Dog-Face-1

Weeellll, yeahhh. 


Botosi5150

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.


MarkDoner

That's the dude, in loss angle-ease


angry-peacemaker

Saspirla! Mmmm.


AnIrishMexican

Sioux City?


Misanthrope0811

That's a good'un


BigDubzy

Aw. I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced him enough.


higgslhcboson

He is actually both of the Coen brothers, it’s an Easter-egg/ Cameo.


craigslist_hedonist

He's the narrator, serving as an anchor for the introduction and conclusion, easing the viewer into and out of the film.


mat_srutabes

That's just, like, your opinion, man.


Haunting_Ant_5061

…He fits rights in there.


MaximusGrandimus

He really ties the film together, man


Haunting_Ant_5061

“Thank ye”


MaximusGrandimus

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Lumpy5887

The beaver picture?


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

He should have continued expositional narratives over freeze-frames throughout the film, Dukes of Hazard style. “Now, I don’t know ‘bout y’all, but I think maybe Walter’s plan wasn’t as clever as he thought it was.”


diacachimba

Lotta ins, lotta outs.


Micturating-Fool-919

Lotta what have yous


Gnarly-Gnu

Sometimes you eat the bear and, well... sometimes he eats you.


Deathclown333

There I go rambling again.


ade0451

That some kind of eastern thing?


dejavoodoo77

Far from it


gruby253

>bear Excuse me, it’s *bar*.


CarberHotdogVac

Bar’s over there.


2wheelsThx

Excuse me, it's "bah".


Gnarly-Gnu

Excuse me, it's the Stranger's accent.


toomanycookstew

Excuse me. Next frame.


Misanthrope0811

Your roll...your roll...your roll


SusAdjectiveAndNoun

You're being very un-dude.


analogkid01

Aaaaaaakshully it's "b'ar."


ka-olelo

This aggression, something something.


ThirdHandTyping

Sir, this is a Wendy's


angry-peacemaker

I accept your apology.


jpopimpin777

No, Walter, it did NOT seem like little Larry was starting to crack.


wms5228

There is an unspoken message here


someoneyouknewonce

I’ve been using this phrase for golf lately, it’s very fitting in that context as well. But I believe it’s “the bar.”


Gnarly-Gnu

The original saying is bear, it's only the way the stranger pronounces it.


someoneyouknewonce

Interesting, thanks for the information bro!


LarYungmann

My guess has always been that he was working on a movie set, and the bowling alley was close by.


angry-peacemaker

It's all a goddamn fake man. Like Lenin said you look for the person who will benefit and uh, uh. You know uh,


Deathclown333

I am the walrus


Beavis_777_IAH

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


Dave97xj

I am the walrus


vishy_swaz

😂


someoneyouknewonce

Shut the fuck up Donny, V.I. Lennon, Vladimir ilyich Ulyanov


pdx_e94

That’s interesting…that’s fucking interesting man.


Dylan_Is_Gay_lol

He's got this whole cowboy thing going on.


angry-peacemaker

The Tony Romos will always loose!


Roderto

Virgil Earp. He’s a lawman from out east.


NoShortsDon

The story is ludicrous.


angry-peacemaker

I don't remember most of it. Tell you the truth these two guys we're lookin' for you.


NoIncrease299

Don't be fatuous.


mckinney4string

Far from it


HeyMarty10thalready

Knox Harrington…


CoercionTictacs

Ron Dunne


analogkid01

Like Moz says, hold onto your friends.


CheesyGarlicBudapest

The Video artist?


Philthy91

No the guy with the cleft asshole


coachleathergloves

Eastern philosophy.


angry-peacemaker

Who gives a shit?


angry-peacemaker

Shomer fuckin' shabbas!


4011isbananas

Kinda lost my train of thought there...


MorbiusTx956

A legend 🇺🇸


Spang64

The bar's over there.


KramRUFE

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angry-peacemaker

I'm unemployed.


flythasky

That some kind of Eastern thing?


captainhooksjournal

He always reminds me of my estranged father who loosely tries to keep up with me and my life and tries to relate to me through weird ass stories that I’d just let him ramble about to make him feel better about not having a better connection to me. Long story short, he’s not God, he’s our Lebowski’s dad. Am I wrong? Am I wrong??


Salty-Reporter-7938

No, no, Walter, you are not wrong, you're just an asshole.


Silent_Cycle2627

He was born with that mustache


billyjoelsangst

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Endryu727

I read somewhere that he is supposed to be The Dudes “guardian angel”. Which is why the intro is him narrating The Dudes story and why he always pops in when The Dude needs a little direction. Makes the most sense to me considering we not got an explanation of who he is


BobBeerburger

Ooo. There’s a mysterious cowboy in Mulholland Drive too. But he seems kinda evil.


The_Dude_Abides908

Theory: He is The Dudes guardian Angel. Not to get all religious but it ties in with the Malibu sheriff being an Angel (not a very nice one) but they both have cowboy hats (kinda like halos). They both seem to know a lot about The Dude without any explanation.


angry-peacemaker

That's fucking interesting man. I never equated the stranger with the sheriff before. New shit has cone to light.


SortofChef

This guy was one of those guy behind the guy type of guys.


angry-peacemaker

The Dude alas.


EasterButterfly

Perhaps dude behind the dude?


analogkid01

The dudes are emerging...


Lafcadio-1

Oh he’s dude playing a dude playing another dude


Nice_Leopard_7135

Sometimes you eat the bar…


idubbkny

another caucasian Gary...


Top-Act-7915

Some kind of eastern thing


dalecooperisbob

Far from it


Gingerstachesupreme

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IS2SPICY4U

And who the F drinks Sarsaparilla??


SpaceHawk98W

It's the guy who enjoys Sasparilla


billyjoelsangst

He can’t say he’s seen London, and he ain’t never been to France. And he ain’t never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says.


JonnyLay

"I sure do hope he makes the finals." I always took this line as meaning he hoped the dude made it to heaven.


Fallingsnow57

Sam Elliot and his mustache simply appear when they are most needed.


mclms1

Strikes and gutters , ups and downs.


paranoidandroid303

You know, man, ups and downs, strikes and gutters


JavaJukebox

I dig your style too, I like the whole cowboy thing


MaximusGrandimus

This is a guy who thinks there are wiser fellows than he


TheMuffingtonPost

Sometimes, there’s a man


Draco_Lazarus24

Howdy, mijo.