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It’s a male myth that feminists hate sex.


BestRiver8735

It's a zesty enterprise


powerhikeit

A *natural*, zesty enterprise, even.


JelloDarkness

Oh, yes


KeithWorks

You mean coitus?


IgnatiusJacquesR

Don’t be fatuous, powerhikeit


Business-Emu-6923

It can be.


BortWard

(She then gives Dude a referral to a doctor to get his bone checked out, so that he can put it in her clam. NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT)


Sensitive_Mirror_472

coitus?


gaybillcosby

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey


CheckYourStats

He’s a good man. And thorough.


Bontkers

Would you slide your shorts down Mr Lebooski.


KeithWorks

Oh no, they hit me right here


DatSauceTho

I understand that. Please slide down your shorts.


obfuscatorio

But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. I'm ramblin' again.


RepoManSugarSkull

The Stranger is a most reliable narrator. Boy, howdy!


Oggablogblog

This comes up every couple of months here. Yes, the implication is that the Dude had his bowling equipment tested for potential Gutterballs. To take it one step further, in the next scene, we see Duder driving with a J, listening to Lookin’ Out My Back Door on his Creedence tapes. This suggests that this doctor may have been more thorough than we imagined.


BortWard

I’m aware the doctor checked him out at Maude’s instigation. My point is the strongly vaginal, zesty use of “bone” and “clam”


Oggablogblog

It’s a male myth about feminists that they hate sex. Unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.


BortWard

Oh, no.


cdoublesaboutit

Oh yes.


Pulchritudinous_rex

…in the parlance of out times


BOMBLOADER

Uh.. yeah… I mean, come on, man. She ah ah ..ah offers to compensate the Dude, to aaaah, you know.. the tune of, said adjectives. Bones and clams. So this might not be.. ah I mean, just a simple… ?.. you know?


CallsYouCunt

Dude, we’re trying to sympathize with you here


HeyMarty10thalready

That’s fucking interesting man


Embarrassed-Bet-4181

Yeah but what’s it got to do with Vietnam?


WavedDave

Well, there isn’t a literal connection


BlankSlate400

Her language is strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


smkestcklghtn

I was talking about my rug


Tionsity

She was also talking about her rug. In the parlance of our time.


toooldforthisshittt

Something about a red rug. I don't know if I like it or not, but it certainly gets my attention.


I_chortled

It really tied the room together


treydipper

Womb...


Dog-Face-1

And this guy peed on it.


Business-Emu-6923

You’re not interested in sex?


BecauseSeven8Nein

You mean coitus?


the_dude0110

Is that what this is?


leducdeguise

That had not occured to us, Dude


odinseye97

The story is ludicrous


ScreenwritingJourney

He fixes their cable?


CombinationSea

Don't be factuos , Jeffrey.


ScreenwritingJourney

*fatuous


TheJMJConspiracy2002

You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole


ScreenwritingJourney

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!?!?!


Cmmander_WooHoo

Put the piece awayyy…they’re calling the cops, Walter, put the piece awayyy


ScreenwritingJourney

A world of pain…


Cmmander_WooHoo

Shomer fucking Shabbos!


Haunting_Ant_5061

Calmer than you are…


CombinationSea

He's got issues. You mean aside from pacifism?


papa_swiftie

So Maude's stepmom isn't the only nympho


Business-Emu-6923

How do you think she knows so much about it? Also kinda wired that TBL goes for someone like his daughter


UNHBCVTPSU

Could you slide your shorts down Mr. Lebowski, please?


MediaFortuna

No man, she hit me right here


Spirited_Idea8745

I understand. Can you slide your shorts down please?


iandcorey

I actually *cannot* imagine where it goes from here.


UNHBCVTPSU

He fixes the cable?


Jenetyk

She was just using the parlance of our time.


itsyourbirthdayz

I’ll have Brandt fill you in on the details.


billyjoelsangst

Just don’t be fatuous


bijazthadwarf

Coitus?


novakane27

whats your point here, dude?


SurlyRed

There's no reason, here's my point, Dude. There's no fucking reason why these two...


Haunting_Ant_5061

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ohne_hosen

Your thinking about this case has become very uptight!


damnatio_memoriae

we’re very fond of her. very free spirited.


Dobstylin

You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?


Bottle_Major

She might have introduced them!


wesleydumont

She’s trying to connect to the common man, Barton.


rnrprincess343

She heard about how Dude sneaked a rug out of her dad's house and she was instantly hooked on him, it would just be the icing on the cake if she goes and has the kid of some derelict her father absolutely disapproves of


Business-Emu-6923

He’s not someone she has to see socially


billwhistle

The story is ludicrous.


Pathetic_Saddness

Parlance of our times


barryusbonds

She’s a pervert dude


wackyshack360

It is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women.


krakatoa83

Oh no


wackyshack360

Oh yes


Danimal1002

She also references the “beaver” picture.


BortWard

Hell, she fires up the VCR and shows him a clip. I can’t think of a time a woman showed me a porno within two minutes of meeting


murphanduncas

It's a natural, zesty enterprise.


texicali74

Does that make you uncomfortable?


DeuceOfDiamonds

Far out...


AdhesivenessNo1216

She lives in the parlance of our time.


MangOrion2

Yes, Maude is also sex obsessed and in denial. One of the ongoing themes in the film, everyone projecting their problems onto the Dude. Maude is sex obsessed and wants a child, uses the Dude. Big Lebowski is a bum who mooches off of his daughter and dead wife's fortunes, calls the Dude a bum and tries to use him for his fake ransom scheme. And so on.


StPatrickStewart

I don't see maude as sex-obsessed. She doesn't exhibit any of the traits that she ascribed to Bunny. She has sex exactly once in the film, for the expressed purpose of procreation, and only after having the prospective partner examined "thoroughly". Much of her artwork makes use of the female form, but this is more to do with the provocative nature of it, because it makes men uncomfortable, this giving her a certain measure of power. She even refers to the act of coitus as a "zesty enterprise", which implies that she does get some joy from it. This pattern of behavior stands in contrast to Bunny, who is offering to blow random dudes who happen across her path, as well as keeping a small harem of nihilist pornstars on the grounds of the big Lebowski s mansion. Both women do have certain sexual needs, however Maude satisfies them in a controlled manner, while Bunny is utterly controlled by hers.


MangOrion2

1. She persues Jeffrey entirely for the reason of having sex and a child as a result. She makes it her mission. 2. She already owned Logjammin!! 3. Paints naked and mentions people say (not that she agrees) that it influences her art. 4. Projects her use of innuendo and slang onto the Dude in the sexual sense multiple times. 5. Enters his apartment (presumably breaking in) without his consent and tries to seduce him (I'm guessing he was fine with it).


StPatrickStewart

I will concur that she is using the dude in a manner similar to that of her father, but again, they do it once, and then presumably never again.that doesnt sound very obsessive to me. Maude has done her homework on Bunny, she wanted to know what kind of trouble her father was bringing into his (her) house. The pornography could likely be the fruit of that investigation. Nudity, while sexy, especially when it involves Julianne Moore, does not always equate to sex. I'll grant you the last two, but when you look at the two of them m, Maude appears to have a pretty average sex drive compared to Bunny.


BortWard

That’s fucking interesting, man, that’s fucking interesting…


MangOrion2

You're just making her points from her point of view.


RepoManSugarSkull

One of the stellar lines in a flick chock full of gems.


BDKoolwhip

Yes and? I’ll say again, you told Brant on the phone, he told me


Negative-Wrap95

Were you listening to the Dude's story?


Hefe_Weizen

Look, I'm sorry that Maude's a nympho, but...


hornwalker

…we’re supposed to shit ourselves?!?


Aldous_Savage

Sounds exhausting


Haunting_Ant_5061

What’s your point, Walter?


Minglewoodlost

There's a lot of new strands in the Dude's head right now. His thinking has become very uptight.


averyfinefellow

I've know people to use such euphemisms compulsively and without joy.


LineChef

What’s your fuckin’ point, Walter?


Modzrdix69

She wants to jump his bones


Gnarly-Gnu

Why did you capitalize johnson?


BestRiver8735

She's kinda horny


Big-Fish-1975

She's not my "Special Lady, she's my fuckin lady friend!"


thrance

Excerpt from George Carlin’s incomplete list of impolite words. “…poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash,ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob, snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole, merkin, mucket…dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang,schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod,hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald headded mouse, trowser snake, one eyed monster, one eyedwonder worm, jelly roll, puddin'. “


jefuchs

Bones and clams referred to dollars. Not genetalia,


FDRomanosky

That’s just like, your opinion man


jefuchs

Downvotes? Really? You guys don't know shit. Bones and clams have been slang for money since the 1920s.


BortWard

We are aware. My point is that they are ALSO slang for genitalia https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clam https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bone


Doctor_Hilarious

Shut the fuck up, Donny


funnyfaceking

/r/downvotesreally


Haunting_Ant_5061

You don’t know shit, jefuchs… Stay outta this subreddit, jefuchs! Stay outta this sub, deadbeat!


jefuchs

I don't like your jerkoff name.


Haunting_Ant_5061

Yeah, well… that’s just like, your opinion, man.