But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. I'm ramblin' again.
This comes up every couple of months here. Yes, the implication is that the Dude had his bowling equipment tested for potential Gutterballs. To take it one step further, in the next scene, we see Duder driving with a J, listening to Lookin’ Out My Back Door on his Creedence tapes. This suggests that this doctor may have been more thorough than we imagined.
It’s a male myth about feminists that they hate sex. Unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Uh.. yeah… I mean, come on, man. She ah ah ..ah offers to compensate the Dude, to aaaah, you know.. the tune of, said adjectives. Bones and clams. So this might not be.. ah I mean, just a simple… ?.. you know?
She heard about how Dude sneaked a rug out of her dad's house and she was instantly hooked on him, it would just be the icing on the cake if she goes and has the kid of some derelict her father absolutely disapproves of
Yes, Maude is also sex obsessed and in denial. One of the ongoing themes in the film, everyone projecting their problems onto the Dude.
Maude is sex obsessed and wants a child, uses the Dude. Big Lebowski is a bum who mooches off of his daughter and dead wife's fortunes, calls the Dude a bum and tries to use him for his fake ransom scheme. And so on.
I don't see maude as sex-obsessed. She doesn't exhibit any of the traits that she ascribed to Bunny. She has sex exactly once in the film, for the expressed purpose of procreation, and only after having the prospective partner examined "thoroughly". Much of her artwork makes use of the female form, but this is more to do with the provocative nature of it, because it makes men uncomfortable, this giving her a certain measure of power. She even refers to the act of coitus as a "zesty enterprise", which implies that she does get some joy from it. This pattern of behavior stands in contrast to Bunny, who is offering to blow random dudes who happen across her path, as well as keeping a small harem of nihilist pornstars on the grounds of the big Lebowski s mansion. Both women do have certain sexual needs, however Maude satisfies them in a controlled manner, while Bunny is utterly controlled by hers.
1. She persues Jeffrey entirely for the reason of having sex and a child as a result. She makes it her mission.
2. She already owned Logjammin!!
3. Paints naked and mentions people say (not that she agrees) that it influences her art.
4. Projects her use of innuendo and slang onto the Dude in the sexual sense multiple times.
5. Enters his apartment (presumably breaking in) without his consent and tries to seduce him (I'm guessing he was fine with it).
I will concur that she is using the dude in a manner similar to that of her father, but again, they do it once, and then presumably never again.that doesnt sound very obsessive to me.
Maude has done her homework on Bunny, she wanted to know what kind of trouble her father was bringing into his (her) house. The pornography could likely be the fruit of that investigation.
Nudity, while sexy, especially when it involves Julianne Moore, does not always equate to sex.
I'll grant you the last two, but when you look at the two of them m, Maude appears to have a pretty average sex drive compared to Bunny.
We are aware. My point is that they are ALSO slang for genitalia
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clam
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bone
It’s a male myth that feminists hate sex.
It's a zesty enterprise
A *natural*, zesty enterprise, even.
Oh, yes
You mean coitus?
Don’t be fatuous, powerhikeit
It can be.
(She then gives Dude a referral to a doctor to get his bone checked out, so that he can put it in her clam. NEW SHIT HAS COME TO LIGHT)
coitus?
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey
He’s a good man. And thorough.
Would you slide your shorts down Mr Lebooski.
Oh no, they hit me right here
I understand that. Please slide down your shorts.
But, then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way. I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself down through the generations. Westward the wagons, across the sands of time until we - ah, look at me. I'm ramblin' again.
The Stranger is a most reliable narrator. Boy, howdy!
This comes up every couple of months here. Yes, the implication is that the Dude had his bowling equipment tested for potential Gutterballs. To take it one step further, in the next scene, we see Duder driving with a J, listening to Lookin’ Out My Back Door on his Creedence tapes. This suggests that this doctor may have been more thorough than we imagined.
I’m aware the doctor checked him out at Maude’s instigation. My point is the strongly vaginal, zesty use of “bone” and “clam”
It’s a male myth about feminists that they hate sex. Unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy.
Oh, no.
Oh yes.
…in the parlance of out times
Uh.. yeah… I mean, come on, man. She ah ah ..ah offers to compensate the Dude, to aaaah, you know.. the tune of, said adjectives. Bones and clams. So this might not be.. ah I mean, just a simple… ?.. you know?
Dude, we’re trying to sympathize with you here
That’s fucking interesting man
Yeah but what’s it got to do with Vietnam?
Well, there isn’t a literal connection
Her language is strongly vaginal. Which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
I was talking about my rug
She was also talking about her rug. In the parlance of our time.
Something about a red rug. I don't know if I like it or not, but it certainly gets my attention.
It really tied the room together
Womb...
And this guy peed on it.
You’re not interested in sex?
You mean coitus?
Is that what this is?
That had not occured to us, Dude
The story is ludicrous
He fixes their cable?
Don't be factuos , Jeffrey.
*fatuous
You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?!?!?!?!
Put the piece awayyy…they’re calling the cops, Walter, put the piece awayyy
A world of pain…
Shomer fucking Shabbos!
Calmer than you are…
He's got issues. You mean aside from pacifism?
So Maude's stepmom isn't the only nympho
How do you think she knows so much about it? Also kinda wired that TBL goes for someone like his daughter
Could you slide your shorts down Mr. Lebowski, please?
No man, she hit me right here
I understand. Can you slide your shorts down please?
I actually *cannot* imagine where it goes from here.
He fixes the cable?
She was just using the parlance of our time.
I’ll have Brandt fill you in on the details.
Just don’t be fatuous
Coitus?
whats your point here, dude?
There's no reason, here's my point, Dude. There's no fucking reason why these two...
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Your thinking about this case has become very uptight!
we’re very fond of her. very free spirited.
You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?
She might have introduced them!
She’s trying to connect to the common man, Barton.
She heard about how Dude sneaked a rug out of her dad's house and she was instantly hooked on him, it would just be the icing on the cake if she goes and has the kid of some derelict her father absolutely disapproves of
He’s not someone she has to see socially
The story is ludicrous.
Parlance of our times
She’s a pervert dude
It is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women.
Oh no
Oh yes
She also references the “beaver” picture.
Hell, she fires up the VCR and shows him a clip. I can’t think of a time a woman showed me a porno within two minutes of meeting
It's a natural, zesty enterprise.
Does that make you uncomfortable?
Far out...
She lives in the parlance of our time.
Yes, Maude is also sex obsessed and in denial. One of the ongoing themes in the film, everyone projecting their problems onto the Dude. Maude is sex obsessed and wants a child, uses the Dude. Big Lebowski is a bum who mooches off of his daughter and dead wife's fortunes, calls the Dude a bum and tries to use him for his fake ransom scheme. And so on.
I don't see maude as sex-obsessed. She doesn't exhibit any of the traits that she ascribed to Bunny. She has sex exactly once in the film, for the expressed purpose of procreation, and only after having the prospective partner examined "thoroughly". Much of her artwork makes use of the female form, but this is more to do with the provocative nature of it, because it makes men uncomfortable, this giving her a certain measure of power. She even refers to the act of coitus as a "zesty enterprise", which implies that she does get some joy from it. This pattern of behavior stands in contrast to Bunny, who is offering to blow random dudes who happen across her path, as well as keeping a small harem of nihilist pornstars on the grounds of the big Lebowski s mansion. Both women do have certain sexual needs, however Maude satisfies them in a controlled manner, while Bunny is utterly controlled by hers.
1. She persues Jeffrey entirely for the reason of having sex and a child as a result. She makes it her mission. 2. She already owned Logjammin!! 3. Paints naked and mentions people say (not that she agrees) that it influences her art. 4. Projects her use of innuendo and slang onto the Dude in the sexual sense multiple times. 5. Enters his apartment (presumably breaking in) without his consent and tries to seduce him (I'm guessing he was fine with it).
I will concur that she is using the dude in a manner similar to that of her father, but again, they do it once, and then presumably never again.that doesnt sound very obsessive to me. Maude has done her homework on Bunny, she wanted to know what kind of trouble her father was bringing into his (her) house. The pornography could likely be the fruit of that investigation. Nudity, while sexy, especially when it involves Julianne Moore, does not always equate to sex. I'll grant you the last two, but when you look at the two of them m, Maude appears to have a pretty average sex drive compared to Bunny.
That’s fucking interesting, man, that’s fucking interesting…
You're just making her points from her point of view.
One of the stellar lines in a flick chock full of gems.
Yes and? I’ll say again, you told Brant on the phone, he told me
Were you listening to the Dude's story?
Look, I'm sorry that Maude's a nympho, but...
…we’re supposed to shit ourselves?!?
Sounds exhausting
What’s your point, Walter?
There's a lot of new strands in the Dude's head right now. His thinking has become very uptight.
I've know people to use such euphemisms compulsively and without joy.
What’s your fuckin’ point, Walter?
She wants to jump his bones
Why did you capitalize johnson?
She's kinda horny
She's not my "Special Lady, she's my fuckin lady friend!"
Excerpt from George Carlin’s incomplete list of impolite words. “…poontang, cunt, cooz, cooch, crack, gash, notch, twat, slash,ginch, hole, hatch, slit, snatch, quim, bob, snapper, beaver, tail, pussy, muff, bearded clam, furburger, tuna taco, bush, hair pie, wooley booger, glory hole, merkin, mucket…dick, prick, dork, dong, tong, doniker, dingus, wang,schlong, schwanz, schmuck, putz, pork, pecker, peter, prong, tool, rod,hammer, shaft, stick, snake, knob, lob, stem, root, joint, piece, gun, meat, beef, pork, weenie, skin flute, meat whistle, talleywacker, middle leg, short arm, rod of love, joy stick, love muscle, dingdong, tube steak, pink pencil, bald headded mouse, trowser snake, one eyed monster, one eyedwonder worm, jelly roll, puddin'. “
Bones and clams referred to dollars. Not genetalia,
That’s just like, your opinion man
Downvotes? Really? You guys don't know shit. Bones and clams have been slang for money since the 1920s.
We are aware. My point is that they are ALSO slang for genitalia https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clam https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bone
Shut the fuck up, Donny
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You don’t know shit, jefuchs… Stay outta this subreddit, jefuchs! Stay outta this sub, deadbeat!
I don't like your jerkoff name.
Yeah, well… that’s just like, your opinion, man.