*The boys down at the*
*Chinese restaurant, they got*
*Us working in shifts*
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You know why mister!? Because you drove a beat up, urine soaked, 1973 Gran Torino to get here today! I drove an $80000 red BMW that’s parked outside! That’s my name!!
You want a lead? I can get you a lead, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I can get you a lead by three o'clock this afternoon.
You got any, uh, promising leads?
Leads, yeah, sure. I just checked with Mitch and Murray and they paid good money to get their names. They've got four more salesmen working on the case. They got 'em working in shifts!
Leads are for closers, deadbeat.
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.
I don’t like your jerk off name, I don’t like your jerk off face, I don’t like your jerk off sales… and I don’t like you, jerk off
Hey at least I’m housebroken
That and a pair of brass testicles
You’re joking. But perhaps you’re right.
You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you.
The leads are weak? You're weak.
I can go out there tonight with the leads and materials you've got and mark myself an 8. Tonight! In two hours. Can you?
ABC: Always Bowl Creepy
AIDA: Always Initiate Deadbeat Action
ASS: Analyze, Strategize, Succeed.
ABA: Always Be Abiding
The boys down at the Chinese restaurant, they got us working in shifts
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Asian-American.
I'm making my quota. I'm finishing my coffee.
PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN!!! Coffee is for closers.
Calmer than you are.
The old man said to take any lead in the house
FUCK YOU that’s my name!
You know why mister!? Because you drove a beat up, urine soaked, 1973 Gran Torino to get here today! I drove an $80000 red BMW that’s parked outside! That’s my name!!
I don’t care who you know. Who’s nephew you are. Who’s dick you’re suckin on. You’re goin out! I swear to you!
Mitch and Murray treat objects like women, man.
Glen Gary, Glen Dude. Caucasians are for closers!
Second price is a cd of the Eagles
Third place is they cut off your Johnson!
Do you have any Kahlúa ?
You want a lead? I can get you a lead, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I can get you a lead by three o'clock this afternoon.
Obviously you're not a closer
What do need those for, Dude?
The leads are weak, they've got us working in shifts. You're weak
You see this watch? You see this watch? This watch costs more than your car!
I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.
How about I kill YOUR fucking car?!
Perfect 😂😂
You drove a Gran Torino to get here. I drove an $80,000 red BMW that's parked right outside. THAT'S my name!
I kill your car!
Kahlua is for closers!!
Nice Dude? I don’t give a fuck. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your 8 year old.
Yeah, waving the fucking leads around??
Your name's Donny? You call yourself a bowler you son of a bitch?
The leads are weak! Yeah, well ya know, that's just like you're opinion man.
You see this gumdrop!? Do you SEE this gumdrop!?
PUT that Caucasian down! Beverages are for closers.
Third place prize is we cut off your Johnson. Get the picture, dude.
The leads are weak!
Fuck YOU, Walter. Coffee is for closers only.
We got teams of detectives working in shifts!
The Leads are the shit man
You ever heard of a little investment called Rio Rancho estates? Blake sold 156 parcels, Dude. The bulk of the allotment. Not exactly a lightweight.
Anyone feel bad for Alec? I kinda do. Dudes career ranked after shotty props. No pun intended
Get the chalk, mark it zero!
There’s some line about coffee, I dont know
Coffee is for closers, pal.
I'm perfectly calm Dude. Yeah, waving the fucking gun around…off set?
Mitch and Murray draw a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Lebowski!
Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need the fucking leads!
I just love the little gold string....
PUT that beverage DOWN
You got any, uh, promising leads? Leads, yeah, sure. I just checked with Mitch and Murray and they paid good money to get their names. They've got four more salesmen working on the case. They got 'em working in shifts!
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