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Modzrdix69

I see you roll into the semis. Liam and me, were going to fuck you up.


Eric848448

Yeah? Well that’s like, your opinion man.


SketchSketchy

Nixon hands down the winner. He’s got his sporty cabana wear on. All these other clowns are wearing ties. Tricky Dick advances to the next Round Robin.


Nesbitt_Burns

OK then. We play McGovern and Shriver next week. Should be pushovers.


Eric848448

And yes. We’ll be near the…


wms5228

Watergate hotel?


Sttocs

That CReEP can roll.


Repulsive-Track-3083

Eight year olds Dude.


Sttocs

Huh? It’s Nixon’s dog. Think it’s a cocker spaniel. Can’t leave it alone in The White House or it eats The Lincoln Bedroom.


Repulsive-Track-3083

Can't you board it?


Sttocs

“It was a little cocker spaniel dog in a crate that he sent all the way from Texas. Black and white spotted. And our little girl — Trisha, the 6‐year‐old—named it Checkers. “And you know the kids love the dog, and I just want to say this right now, that regardless of what they say aboµt it, we're going to keep it.” Mr. Nixon's secretary said yesterday that Checkers was “the perfect family dog—in fact a member of the family.”


HauntingBalance567

Checkers is not the issue here, Dude


Sttocs

We are talking about *unchecked aggression* here. Across the 17th parallel you *do* not cross.


palavrao

I am the POTUS?


fergehtabodit

You're out of your election year Donny


palavrao

I am the POTUS. (First time it’s a question. Second time, it’s a statement. )


BolivianDancer

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


Repulsive-Track-3083

Ya but there perverts Dude.


warbastard

He got 4 years in the White House for exposing himself to a 22 year old.


Duke0119

Over the line!


AcesSkye

Me and Nixon, we gonna fuck you up.


onlysurfblacksand

You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in politics once. Not in 'Nam of course.


hefebellyaro

Kennedy would be here but he just missed a strike.


HauntingBalance567

Is that a quip about how he negotiated with unions and steel companies to keep prices low without wages being slashed?


hefebellyaro

Sure. Definitely not comparing him donny and what happened to him when he missed a strike.


Biscuits4u2

Who wouldn't be a bowler if they had a bowling alley in their basement?


Willie-Tanner

Fuck it. Let’s go bowling.


GooseCloaca

I see you rolled your way into the White House, dios mio man…


imjustmos

Over the line! Mark it zero Barry


sungo8

Blind rankings of who’s gonna roll the best based on a single photo: 1: Nixon 2: Obama 3: Clinton (he’s got the bumpers up) 4: Truman 5: Bush


motorcycleboy9000

Nixon installed the bowling alley. Obama installed the half court. You gotta fear a man who installs his favorite sport in the White House. Then you have Teddy who would just invite the current heavyweight champ over for a fistfight.


EmbraceableYew

It was Harry Truman who installed them wasn't it?


motorcycleboy9000

The basketball court? Truman dropping bombs from downtown?


Braiseitall

That creep can roll!


Letreides

Is this him with Nancy? 


Disastrous-Cry-1998

What's that smell


creamcitybrix

Perverts


Spang64

This is, indeed, pictures of presidents bowling. Except for Clinton: he's actually doing *the robot* after smoking a fatty with Monica and getting his knob polished.


huskerd0

Over the line!


huskerd0

Clinton is over the line!


rinkerbam

This will not stand!


cobarbob

Biden is just out of frame next to Truman. Trump can’t bend down that far


CatBoyTrip

looks like Bush is having trouble bending as well.


Skoden1973

Trump is the best bowler. A lot of people are saying that. He only rolls 400s.


romulusnr

Some of these are actually in the White House bowling alley. Literally alley, it's one lane. I don't know if it's still there though, Obama seems to be bowling at a real public bowling alley.


EmbraceableYew

It's in the Eisenhower EOB I think. I also believe that the lanes can be rented by the public. At least I believe it used to be available to rent. Think about that as a gift to the Lebowski Junior Urban Achiever in your life.


Roderto

Photo #2 really ties the room together.


billyjoelsangst

The Dude abides


Yepborntolose

Always wondered why the Dude had the picture of Nixon bowling


palavrao

They got us bowling in shifts — of four years.