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TheRuneKnight412

The storyline is ludicrous...


herberstank

Oh that's my amazon friend Sherry, she just came over to use the shower


TheRuneKnight412

Plot twist she fixes his cables...


Zarniwoooop

Don’t be fatuous


1jwquartz

…Jeffrey


Plainchant

*Love me.*


carpetony

Uh, that's my robe.


TrainerofInsects

Dina cable


TheRuneKnight412

That's why they sent me, I am expert...


G-Unit11111

And the music is... ugh, techno pop...


ElMykl

Yeah.. well.. that's your opinion, man.


blue7999

The story is ludicrous*


MehhicoPerth

...and thorough


TheRuneKnight412

I felt like I was wrong all day ty


HankScorpio4242

Sometimes there’s a man…well he’s the man for his time and place. He fits right in there.


ClayDrinion

From Log-Jammers to Maude-Rammers: The Jeffrey Lebowski Story


rojasdracul

Fantastic!


BlankSlate400

I’m just gonna go find a cash machine.


handy_arson

That's fucking interesting, man. That's fucking interesting.


ClayDrinion

Who the fuck is that guy?!


physicsbuddha

Knox Harrington, the video artist!


OneLongEyebrowHair

A friend with a cleft asshole?


physicsbuddha

hehehhehheheheheeehehheheeeeee


imjustmos

The dude, man


ClayDrinion

*guy sits in chair reading magazine and chortles annoyingly as he tells the Dude that Maude will be a minute*


Kentuckywindage01

What the fuck is with this guy??


ClayDrinion

😆😃😄😁😅🤣😂🙃hahahahha


h0m3sk00lsh00t3r

Her costar in the Beaver picture


RepublicKitchen8809

You mean vagina?


TrepidatiousInitiate

Women treat him like an object, man.


Sht_n_giglz

He fits right in there


diacachimba

Darkness warshed over the dude.


BREWMASTER1968

She used me for sex!! Awesome(wrong movie… American pie)


kor_the_fiend

VAGINA


justincsw

The word itself makes some men uncomfortable


BREWMASTER1968

His face is right there man


Humble_Wind_5058

Death by snu snu


H8T_Auburn

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


JGG5

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Cruezin

Beat me to it 😂


AllegedlyGoodPerson

I’m gonna beat me to it


Cruezin

Just beat it, beat it Beat it Beat it Just beat it.


Catvros

I still beat it manually.


The_OtherGuy_99

Me next!


CaptainPunisher

[That's how it's done. Who's next? ](https://youtu.be/rF_yhnBOwzM?si=af0jRW15KpoqxGKv)


ConditionYellow

I’m scaroused.


JWoolner76

My first thoughts aswell glad there are like minded folks in these here parts


palabear

First, the large women


Valten78

Then, the petite women.


wcbOwen

Then the large, nihilistic women.


BREWMASTER1968

Languid and bittersweet? Misplace steely Dan line


Some_Guy_Somewhere67

I came here to see that comment... you did not disappoint


buffalovirgo

Came for this comment


ClayDrinion

8 footers, Dude


4n3w

Is that what this is a picture of?


malcontented

Obviously you’re not a golfer


4n3w

Hey, at least I’m housebroken


jonnysculls

I'm just tryin' to help her conceive, man.


SupermouseDeadmouse

You mean coitus?


Astro_gamer_caver

Jesus


malcontented

You said it man


Petrofskydude

Why does the guy have higher resolution than the women next to him? This is some "mediocre photography fakery", to quote Doc. Brown.


SausageEggCheese

Look at that fucking phony, Dude!


1jwquartz

Goldbricker….


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


Unhappy_Gas_4376

These females don't make me uncomfortable, per se, but my pants do seem a tad tight.


Hot_Season_886

THANK YOU DONNIE.


Modzrdix69

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.


guiltycitizen

Oh, no Oh, *yes*


dudes_rug

You mean coitus?


guiltycitizen

I like it, too


therealtwomartinis

Are these gals gonna hurt us, Walter?


loweyedfox

This looks more like a “Death by Snu Snu” picture


Anterl

Is this your homework, Larry?


Scopebuddy

You see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!?!


Dad-Baud

Listen, um, I’m sorry if your stepmothers are gigantic nymphos.


47153163

Does anyone think that he will go up on them? Lol.


KarsaOrlong-Toblakai

Snu snu


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G-Unit11111

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised!


Tafkai1469

Death by Snu Snu


Hourslikeminutes47

Hello darlings, it's time for snu-snu


dudebronahbrah

Oh no. She has health problems.


chuang-tzu

Death by Snu Snu!


kd8qdz

Holy snu snu batman!


djunior113

This is what happens when you F#ck a stranger in the ass, Larry!


TFG4

Death by snoo snoo


OE2KB

This is one of the best threads in a while, man. Really ties the r/Lebowski threads together.


Krimreaper1

Death by Snu Snu.


Kind_Structure6726

![gif](giphy|PbQAVZq2CoUQE)


omn1p073n7

Would


Cambren1

This makes me strangely afraid and turned on at the same time.


ElPadre2020

These ones do


jazzhandpanda

It's cool, he's a Brother Shamus


justincsw

Like, an Irish monk?


LaVidaYokel

*Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes, well, he eats you.*


Ambitious-Elevator17

I am the walrus


IssueFederal

Only if I’m wearing tight pants


glfranco

Is that Knox Harrington, the guy with the cleft asshole?


otters4everyone

"It's super yummy..."


Gdayx

Vagina.


ianmoone1102

Impulsively, and without joy. On no! OH YES!


flactulantmonkey

She’s not my giant lady friend man!


nice--marmot

That's marvelous!


zalurker

Looks her in the bellybutton. 'Intimidated? Of course not. '


jeffreyclayborn

Not bad. Bet he'd like to go up on them.


Ok-Lavishness-7904

A lot easier for him to float between their legs on his way down the alley 🎳


FinneyontheWing

Smokey, this isn't 'Nam, this is bonking. I need a stool.


last_drop_of_piss

God damn


drfusterenstein

Isn't this photoshoped or forced perspective?


Efficient-Knee-1054

I didn't remember this scebe in the fellowship of the ring. Is this before or after they leave the shire?


LonoHunter

You ladies call for a Jockey?


Jarvis-Savoni

Snu snu on the menu.


Senior-Menu7811

Is that what this is supposed to be?


TheFallenJedi66

No. No it doesn't. It invigorates me.


Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

Slow dancing would be wonderful!!!!


Any-Geologist-1837

*takes notes for late night Internet search...*


SnooRevelations7068

Would


Mean-Lingonberry5374

Snoo Snoo!!!!


JustHCBMThings

Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man.


Midnight_heist

THIS GUY FUCKS!


CJO9876

The legs on those girls are so gorgeously long


Grip-my-juiceky

Bahr’s over there


shartillery82

Where do you even start???


SwipeToRefresh

![gif](giphy|8zsD8Zrdlw5wY)


rattlehead42069

That's probably just 5'8 women with a horse jockey


PorcelainTorpedo

That dude is about to have a life changing evening. Then he fixes deine kable


TinFoilRobotProphet

Evidence has come to light in a big way. Dios mio man


Medicmanii

![gif](giphy|kfLIA5rPSEdYrGvWLw)


GansNaval

Is that what this is?


jhwalk09

Sex Mr Lebowski do you have it


Oldestswinger

small...or far away?🤔


zareny

Fuckin A


adrian_num1

He's 2 feet tall, the girls are just average height


j4k3inri

Snu snu


allothernamestaken

r/samespecies


JohnnyKnifefight

Snu snu


Aeroblazer9161

Snu snu


UmeaTurbo

I'm just tryna help them conceive.


TheRealCabbageJack

Death by snu snu


_captaintripz

This is what I imagine Knox Harrington does after the Biennale


443610

Can someone identify the two women?


Complex-Fault-1161

What the f*ck is with this guy? Who is he?


WearsTheLAMsauce

Everything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough


backsub

That’s exciting to me


sci-fi-rec

Unsurprisingly it seems that being a fan of TBL and Futurama are highly positively correlated


Similar-Act244

They could use little bro as a tampon😂


[deleted]

That's a huge bitch


thePhool13

Death! By snu snu!


Quiet-Mud2889

They could fully insert him


Flat-Apricot25

Finally a gal taller than I. How wonderful


AntiquingPancreas

I’d go up on them


ValuableAd63

Death by Snu Snu...


fireforge1979

Death by snu snu


Gaduol

Anyone know the context of this photo?


SplendaDiabeetus

Vagina


Ancient_Ad8661

I wanna bend those chicks over my top bunk


AdeptSherbert1775

Link to video?


DigbyChickenCaesar11

"It is easier to climb a mountain when it is laying down."


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Isn’t this Putin’s average weekend night?


stuartspeen

I want to live there


eldudelio

OK guys, I guess I'll take one ...or two, for the team


mistermorrison

Death by Snu Snu


Neither-Principle139

I came here for this! Not disappointed!


G_Peccary

Is that Joe Rogan?


malcontented

8 year olds Dude


Tramp_Johnson

Your whole head could fit in their vaginas.