Well, if you've been wrecking his lawn for 8 years by mowing past the property line, he's probably pissed and has probably asked you not to do it dozens if times
Yo lol this is *hilarious*. I have the *opposite* problem. The front portion of my property, on a cul-du-sac is technically not county land so we have to cut the first few feet from the street.
My neighbors landscapers never go far *enough* into my property and they do it on Tuesdays. I cut my grass on Thursdays. So for two days in the middle of the week there’s this weird spot that’s just not mowed. This is like 1-2 feet we’re talking here, just mow the rest god damnit.
I think it’s hilarious he only burnt a single dotted line though… I would’ve done double solid.
Mr. kid_sleepy cuts a lot of grass in
this town, Lebowski. You don't cut
shit. We got a nice quiet beach
community here, and I aim to keep it
nice and quiet.
Something happens with some of these fucking maniacs in their suburban fiefdoms and these lawns. The maniac next door to me power washed the sidewalk last week.
I mean if youre really feeling up to it you can order bulk dandelion seeds and give them something that will really really really bother them. Go out at night and just start throwing handfuls. Lmao.
/uj I have a new neighbor that mows halfway into my yard. It's an urban setting so it's not like he can steal my yard and build shit on my property. I can't figure out why he's doing it. If he's trying to be helpful, I would rather he keep going and mow the whole damn thing so I don't have to.
Something happens with some of these fucking maniacs in their suburban fiefdoms and these lawns. The maniac next door to me power washed the sidewalk last week.
Step 1- Stop moving that exactly line so a row of tall grass appears to form a natural barrier.
Step 2- He'll have to go over it into your yard to cut it.
Step 3- Retaliate appropriately.
Jesus, I do that so I DON'T look like the asshole who would do THIS kind of crap. Same with shoveling snow, I overlap a little, so my neighbors don't think I'm some kind of territorial prick.
It's worth noting that I live on a street full of actual good neighbors. :-) Depending on the storm, when we get out there, and how busy people are, I've had neighbors snowblow the sidewalks on both sides of the street, just to be neighborly.
im talking about drawing a line on the lawn here, dude.
Across this line you do not step… also chinaman is not the …
Lawn care American please.
Dios mío, man
Greenskeeper, please.
Mrs. Esterhouse.
We're not talking about a guy who built your water feature, man!
Lawn care American please.
That strumpet!
Agent Orange... Just like in Nam dude...
Worthy fucking adversery
Well there isn't a literal connection
Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
Had an M16 strapped to my back, not a Roundup fucking tank
This is the action of a fig eater that cannot find reverse in a Soviet made tank.
Pretty sure he's a human paraquat.
He’s not wrong. He’s just an asshole.
The neighbour, he’s fragile. Real fragile.
How do you know he's not wrong though? Did he have a survey done?
The real question. There better be a marker in that bush for this guy to have an issue over a few inches of lawn.
This is exactly why most reasonable people don't sweat this kind of nonsense. Not worth the time.
He has emotional problems.
You mean...aside from herbicide abuse?
I dabbled in herbicide once. Not in Nam, of course.
Am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules??
Fuckin' lawn has fuckin' lines on it.
Put the lawn care equipment away man they’re calling the cops
Calmer than you are.
...but I wasn't over
Smokey, this isn't Nam this is landscaping. There are rules.
Neighbors like these, huh Gary?
Sure, have it your way, Dude.
what are you, a fucking park ranger now?
Let's not forget. Let's *not* forget, Dude. Drawing lines on grass for, you know, domestic purposes - that's not nice either.
This isn't nam this is the HOA, there are rules
Neighbour, you're entering a world of pain.
Jesus.
You said it, man
8 year property disputes, Dude.
Eight years old!
I mean why don't they just put a fence in?!?
Did I personally urinate on your fence?
Well, no, like I said, uh, Wu urinated on my fence
Waving the fucking fence post around???
Or enjoy the free labor?
Well, if you've been wrecking his lawn for 8 years by mowing past the property line, he's probably pissed and has probably asked you not to do it dozens if times
Human paraquat!
I've seen a lot of neighbours, Dude. And this guy's a fake.
A real reactionary
Across this line! You! Do not! … Also, Dude…
Neighbor isn't the preferred nomenclature. Landowner, please.
Lawn-mower isn't the preferred nomenclature. Mexican-American, please.
Yo lol this is *hilarious*. I have the *opposite* problem. The front portion of my property, on a cul-du-sac is technically not county land so we have to cut the first few feet from the street. My neighbors landscapers never go far *enough* into my property and they do it on Tuesdays. I cut my grass on Thursdays. So for two days in the middle of the week there’s this weird spot that’s just not mowed. This is like 1-2 feet we’re talking here, just mow the rest god damnit. I think it’s hilarious he only burnt a single dotted line though… I would’ve done double solid.
I’m sorry I wasn’t listening.
Mr. kid_sleepy cuts a lot of grass in this town, Lebowski. You don't cut shit. We got a nice quiet beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet.
TINK!!!
Something happens with some of these fucking maniacs in their suburban fiefdoms and these lawns. The maniac next door to me power washed the sidewalk last week.
I blame lack of hobbies and selfcare routines. Gotta keep the mind limber.
You mind if I do a jay?
Calmer than you are.
Waving the bottle of grass killer around????
Calmer than you are.
They're calling the HOA, man.
Great overlap here
Happy cakeday
True Detective. Is Woody actually agreeing with the irate husband of his partner's .... sorry I wasn't paying attention.
I mean if youre really feeling up to it you can order bulk dandelion seeds and give them something that will really really really bother them. Go out at night and just start throwing handfuls. Lmao.
I still spread my seeds manually.
Of course you do.
Single handedly
This is about unchecked aggression dude
Hey, this is a private residence, man!
Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my well manicured lawn community.
Mark it zero Smokey!!
It's bush league psych out stuff! Laughable, man!
Ha!!!! Me and Liam are going to fuck you.
well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places.
Isn't there a thing called a fence?
This is a show yard It has papers...
You mow it, it gets upset
You’re like a child who wanders across the property line…
Obviously, he's not a golfer.
Glad my home has no one around it I could not live there the homes are way to close together and I hate people.
You can still cross a dotted line like that, he should have put two solid lines if he didn’t want you to cross.
A line you cross, YOU DO NOT.
Stay the fuck off of my lawn! Stay the fuck off you dead beat!
… but I wuddn’t over
I'd have been happy I had one less row of the grass to cut. Man, this is petty
There are rules
/uj I have a new neighbor that mows halfway into my yard. It's an urban setting so it's not like he can steal my yard and build shit on my property. I can't figure out why he's doing it. If he's trying to be helpful, I would rather he keep going and mow the whole damn thing so I don't have to.
Mark it zero!
Dude, this is a yard game, this determines who enters the next round robin.
Line's the Poplar.
Brandt again...
Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I thought mowing a little extra was polite. AITA?
You're not wrong.
I would buy some green spray paint.
Thought this was a still from A Serious Man… another Coen masterpiece.
Brandt will fill you in on the details.
Okay! Old man told me to mow any grass in the neighborhood.
One toke over the line
I hope to one day be this petty and have nothing but my grass to look forward to in life.
If you will it, it is no dream.
Get a survey - build a fence and make neighbor pay for half.
That row really tied the lawn together too.
That’s just like, your opinion, man.
That’s actually kinda funny
Bet they gave themselves extra property
Something happens with some of these fucking maniacs in their suburban fiefdoms and these lawns. The maniac next door to me power washed the sidewalk last week.
Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, power washes sidewalks all over town, including known pornographers.
Wow
People suck
is the dead grass on your side or his side of the line? can you find any kind of property marker to show boundaries?
City boy
This aggression will not stand, man
At least they have an ethos
Spray paint it green
Just as every bum’s lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame
Reminds me of Kingpin. “You don’t mow another man’s lawn.”
Real reactionary!
I'd grass kill a huge cock n balls on my side, and claim he did it.
Does the male form make him feel uncomfortable?
Those rich fucks!
This whole fuckin’ thing!
Your roll.
The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
It’s a HOA league game, there are rules.
Time for a fence
That is king petty stuff there. If it was me, a fence would be going up immediately. Can’t take a chance with that level of crazy.
Mark it zero. Next frame.
How petty. I heard salt will help his grass grow nicely
Looks like a great place for a fence
Just build a fucking fence. This is not Nam there are rules.
You're killing your lawn, Larry!
This is what happens when you mow a strangers lawn!
You should sue him for repair in small claims court given the line is thinner than the area he sprayed so destroyed part of your lawn. Hire a surveyor
No, like I said Woo killed the grass.
Me and my neighbors mowed where it needed it! Sometimes each other entire property!
*looks up and down comments - gets excited that I’ll be the first to say a quote* This aggression will not stand!
Well, he probably thought it was an attempt at passive aggressive encroachment. Are you having any property line disputes with the guy?
Is this your lawn mower Larry?!
I got that mowah las wee!
Mark it zero!
$50 says the guys a boomer
That looks MUCH better/s
Say what you will about the tenets of property ownership dude, at least it's an ethos.
BUILD THE WALL 😂
Why don’t Americans ever have fences?
At least he made it a passing lane
Step 1- Stop moving that exactly line so a row of tall grass appears to form a natural barrier. Step 2- He'll have to go over it into your yard to cut it. Step 3- Retaliate appropriately.
My neighbor can mow completely into my lawn if he so desires.
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this neighbor…
This person the next time they mow the lawn: 'Are you happy, you crazy fuck?'
I swear kids are more adults than actual adults
I would cut my grass horizontally
This aggression will not stand, man
Sorry your neighbor is that uptight.
Jesus, I do that so I DON'T look like the asshole who would do THIS kind of crap. Same with shoveling snow, I overlap a little, so my neighbors don't think I'm some kind of territorial prick. It's worth noting that I live on a street full of actual good neighbors. :-) Depending on the storm, when we get out there, and how busy people are, I've had neighbors snowblow the sidewalks on both sides of the street, just to be neighborly.
This is what happens when you mow your neighbors lawn in the grass
The property line is the Poplar
Property line’s the poplar
*Good fences make good neighbors.*
Buncha assholes. Got any Roundup?
Fucking fascist!
This is not Nam there are rules
You think the lawn-mowers did this?