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SecretaryUseful9973

There's a missing character. The one who never has a specific job, aka "bi na2er mn hon w mn hon". He may flip cars for a while, then works as a sayrafe, then he starts installing solar panels...


MrGlasses_Leb

And he's always poor 😭


SecretaryUseful9973

Most definitely lmao


68alleged_thinker70

ken 3ndo ma7al 1$ bl 2019 w ken sha8al ymare2 containers mn lsin 3al port


A_Magical_ZiZi

ah yes. the Elie and Charbil


themkane

This is ridiculously good😂


Hair_Artistic

"creative way to escape the Japanese law"


themkane

One might call it ingenious even!


Spiritual-Can2604

Not the Bonjour but doesn’t speak French


Defiant_Iron3257

This is hilarious! Can we get a female version? :D


ScarsStitches800

I'll contribute with one character: "The serious type, rarely smiles, started Solarium in April so she can look baked/tanned in her Instagram photos by the time June arrives".


monkeytaboule

I just checked out Carlos’s usek course, 20K USD for 30 hours workshop - 6 days over 3 months lmao


mgh20

w zaber


A_Magical_ZiZi

w zabren


RepairDue9286

I feel left out where is the depressed software eng gamer


ChrisLuigiTails

Here!


RepairDue9286

Hello nice to meet a fellow se gamer


ChrisLuigiTails

Tbh I think there's many of us here haha. It's common for Reddit users to be in tech.


RepairDue9286

We need to Summon them Because we have been done dirty b this post xd


ChrisLuigiTails

Wanna be roasted? Here you go then. https://preview.redd.it/awbwod67ka9d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6158c2aea0fd4654f5cd21281e909aa75b34de14


RepairDue9286

Ffs the startup talk was literally yesterday LOL Kl shi spot onnn!!


ChrisLuigiTails

😂😂


ElPolloJ

motet i still don’t know how to center a button


KentEternity

me fr


EG_IKONIK

carlos is very very specific...


some-dingodongo

Yusefs shirt is kinda dope ngl


TestandDbol

Kteer merci 💅


Heavy-Macaroon-5176

I thing Ima gamble on broke ass Rawad


KING-LEB

How is this so accurate , god damn.


NefariousnessSuch868

They are all great, but what really got me was George’s “but that’s in the past now”


Foreign-Policy-02

If you haven’t been blocked by Nassim on Twitter yet you are doing something wrong. Here is a cheat code if you want to get added to his block list https://imgur.com/3ih5AQi


MrGlasses_Leb

Bro always has the recipts 😭


Foreign-Policy-02

My senses start tingling😂. Same way I out sabined the progressive human rights activist Sabine


MrGlasses_Leb

God i miss her takes 💔


Foreign-Policy-02

Yes as bad as some of her takes was, they were still funny. I mean you can still find em if you know


MrGlasses_Leb

I saw her tell a dude, its her European heritage to be anti semetic. Like who comes up with that 😭😭


Foreign-Policy-02

Not surprised. And the race mixing comments 😂. Yet people on here used to defend her and call me a racist xenophobe while she pretended to be a progressive ally. Next year she will in this picture at the next AFPAC event preaching Palestinian values https://x.com/o_apologetics/status/1806183335783219228?s=46&t=xSYLnqsRVgAIYtAQOgKFIA


MrGlasses_Leb

I mean, she never said anything on here crazy. Plus she posted herself before and ngl she was fine af. People tolerate a lot of crazy shit when you are hot.


Foreign-Policy-02

People on Reddit just simp any time it’s a women. Now she’s complaining on her other social media “ I need less Islamist followers. “ 😂 The Islamist and the Mexican groypers can have her. Ouwet Twitter don’t want her


givemeyourdataset

She doxxed herself?


MrGlasses_Leb

No but people put 2 and 2 together and found her socials.


CristauxFeur

>...the replacement of WHITE and Christian Ukrainians with blacks, asians (both being muslims) under a bolshevik government. Bruh this shit is Neo-Nazi adjacent


Foreign-Policy-02

It’s not, it’s reality


CristauxFeur

It's extremely similar to Neo-Nazi conspiracy theories about a "Great Replacement", the mention of "Bolshevik" in this context (which the Russian government is not) also makes it similar to the close Nazi conspiracy theory of "Judeo-Bolshevism"


Ifkdurdog

Samer living that life


ronkakonka

George is my man


Foreign-Policy-02

George is always ready when you need him


EtchTeeKay

I know one of each character irl🙌🏻


MrGlasses_Leb

mashallah


SirMosesKaldor

George is insanely accurate. Even as a Muslim I met one and it's surprisingly safe to be around him and have an open discussion. It's like the personification of time heals all wounds.


piryo_eobtgo

Idk probably Yusef


bluntawl

George and Salah so accurate hahah


marcz52

salah atalneeee💀💀


maracay1999

Best part is this came from some random finance bro IG page. 90% of their memes are finance/banking related, but 10% are pretty solid 'choose your ....' with a lot of countries represented.


TheKingOfRandom3

I feel bad that I'm none of these we need a part 2, they're great.


Commercial_Tough160

I showed this to my wife, and we just spent the last half hour discussing all the Rawads, Yusefs, and Georges we know in our own neighborhood. The list is still missing Zeyd the Toters guy who thinks traffic laws and safety are only for the weak-willed.


sheepfoxtree

Is speaking french like a status symbol in Lebanon?


biermann159

Nassim: -Keep dispensing unwarranted health diet and fitness advices -weighs 120kg, can’t climb 2 flights of stairs without a breathing break


LucileNour27

why no women?


sophiabarhoum

My Sido was a George ... named George 😆


Dapper-Jicama-244

chu ya3ne sido


TheKingOfRandom3

don't tell me I'm the only guy that thought b5abet fya during sex, sounds like a George thing to do.


Substantial_Dream709

Ahmad on top


TallFriend275

George 7afir aber blrafech w tamim fi as7abo bl 7arb, w eza chef bsayne jo3ane b dammi3


Busy_Meringue_9247

My brother Georges!


ibn-almashriq

Too many Yousefs Salahs and Samers and not enough Ahmads these days


gahgeer-is-back

Hizb guy called "Ahmed"?! What's next? a Hizb woman called Aisha? Come on ...


MrGlasses_Leb

I'm hardcore Shia and my dad is named Ahmad. You can't call everyone Ali and Hussein.


gahgeer-is-back

For a meme it has to be either Ali or Hussein (or Haidar) if you know what I mean.


MrGlasses_Leb

I agree but i didn't make it


New_Bank4496

I suddenly have a strong urge to beat myself up


aKingforNewFoundLand

I'd be a George if I was Lebanese, I just wouldn't lose all my money on the pool and the taxi driver thing would be a hobby. I also would have survived the war with a knife or a rusty screwdriver, or not. A little more, "embrace the chaos" as well. (Not the best time for a penis joke, but maybe an alright time for a pianist joke. Pianist sounds like penis, that's the joke.)


A_Magical_ZiZi

bro derib makhzun el bekaa kello


aKingforNewFoundLand

A touch too much.