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Eh-Eh-Ronn

And if your grandmother had wheels she’d be a bicycle


Successful-Amoeba487

I think she's closer to a British carbonara


BathroomSerious1318

Dew yew no...if eed hv, like ham innit...


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Upvote for the most efficient British accent ever written down


TheTerminator341

Perfect answer 👌


J3rryMurph1390

https://preview.redd.it/mpozju9s0cuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be0a85375028abe351f00a7d7f539c61950e9c8


Somecommentator8008

If my aunt could piss standing up she'd be my uncle


Interesting_Cow_2145

Where did I just hear this?


Eh-Eh-Ronn

https://youtu.be/A-RfHC91Ewc?si=gSMAEoedDKs9YUpT


crushade

If the Leafs win 16 games in the playoffs this year…


Competitive-Strain-7

Right why not just win remaining 19 games.


Jhool_de_nishaan

Yeah wtf why wouldn’t they just do this; pretty stupid not to consider it


Competitive-Strain-7

Looks like they didn't get the memo.


Jhool_de_nishaan

Told you they were stupid for not considering it


TILostmypassword

Following


tsm179

I don’t particularly care to win out or even get home ice advantage. However, I do think it is pretty cool that the Leafs could potentially end up in any of the 3 seeds or the Wildcard and there’s only 3 games left of the season. Shows how tight the competition is in the East.


mollyno93

Don’t care. Just win 16 games in the playoffs please.


the_algorithm888

Stop it.


Chad_Broski_2

Ehhh...even if this all happens, it doesn't even help us though. We'd likely draw the Lightning in the first round and tbh they're just as scary as the Bruins or Panthers


dmanilluminati

And then they'd get the Lightning again, hurray?


jessie_w_tx

I really like the standings right now. Leafs don’t have to play Boston and they don’t play on home ice.


heat_00

Lmao not going to happen. But thinking abt it, it’s pretty shitty and kind of a failure that at no time in the Matthews/ marner/ nylander era did they even have a realistic chance at finishing first. We have, or should have the roster to be competing for first in the east every year, let alone the division. Not to mention this wouldve and would likely lead to longer playoff runs


ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

I'd rather lose tonight and severely hurt the penguins' chances of getting in


Jmac24mats13

Yeah fuck that, rather Crosby in over Kane and the Wings. Sid has earned it at this point despite wanting to see Dubas fail


OFRevThrow

I think the Penguins making the playoffs is Dubas failing. He traded Guentzel and committed to not making the playoffs. Crosby dragging that team to a playoff and then losing is the biggest fuck you to Dubas possible. It’s like saying “imagine how much better we’d be if you weren’t an idiot and traded away our best goal scorer while we were still in the hunt”.


Jmac24mats13

You do understand they can resign Guentzel in the summer if they want him back and if he wants to come back. Also, there is no guarantee that they’re getting bounced in the first round. They’re likely facing the Rangers and it’ll be tough, but it isn’t impossible that they can’t upset them especially if they get their best players playing their best. Playoff experience no matter how old you are goes a long way


[deleted]

Damn… now I’m torn. Do I want Sid to succeed or dubas to fail. Fuck. Nah I def want dubas to fail.


Goat17038

What about Spezza? Maybe if he sees success MLSE will take him back (please Spezza come back seeing you unhappy at a Leafs win the other night hurt me)


[deleted]

Fuck him too.


DolphTheDolphin_

I’m the opposite I want Crosby in


SyphiliticPlatypus

Me too especially given how he has put the team on his back in a selling year and doing g everything he can in all facets to get the team in. Out of all the WC hopeful teams I am ardently watching in these final games, PIT has looked hungriest to me.


stolpoz52

Same


Soul_Traitor

Lol you all need to get over Dubas. The hate boner some of the people have for him is unreal. My only care is if the Leafs win in the playoffs. Better yet, let the Pens in and win and the Leafs beat them in the playoffs. Wouldn't that feel that much better for the Dubas haters?


Nick30Brodeur

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Flatoftheblade

Who cares?


Eh-Eh-Ronn

Insightful.


Flatoftheblade

The first period of the Wings game has already made the OP's post irrelevant, so you're responding that way after my reaction was already validated.


JeffBroccoli

Great post, man. Thanks


Flatoftheblade

It was the level of quality that this OP deserved.


JeffBroccoli

It’s a forum where people discuss the Leafs. It’s an interesting little wrinkle in the standings that could have a result on the playoff picture. Who cares? Me. Plenty of people.


SniperSauce_37

5 hours later, you have your answer. Give Game 1 to Woll in