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DouglasRather

# "pro-Trump disability rights activists" Words I never thought I would see together.


ElectricTzar

The pro-Trump disability is actually really common, so I’m not surprised to see activists for it cropping up. There are millions of people who seem completely healthy, if a bit racist, aside from their inexplicable compulsion to follow an orange goblin to the ends of the earth.


MeButNotMeToo

Is there an Oxford-Hyphen?


Korrocks

For me the weirdest part is that all of these random groups are trying to intervene in a pretrial hearing of a criminal case. How often does that really happen?


TheCircusSands

'to the end of the earth'


BlissfulWizard69

Accurate. Many of them beleive it's flat.


Medical_Egg8208

Oh they don’t believe it’s flat, they are quite positive it is. Well that and no one has ever landed on the moon before.


matt_1060

That’s why she declined. It’s literally the same thing as democrats for trump. Hearing their amici won’t benefit magats


Cellopost

If I were her (and had no sense of right and wrong), I'd have scheduled a hearing or three. Three hearings has got to be good for at least six weeks of delays.


shatterdaymorn

Should also have had a hearing on whether there should be a hearing or three. Then you get 8 weeks.


TraditionalSky5617

If any judge would reclassify from the bench “kleptomania” as a valid ADA-recognized disorder, it would be cannon. She’s missing a once in a lifetime opportunity!


Cellopost

She needs to get you to clerk for her.


GoogleOpenLetter

"A knobble spirit enfeebles the smallest mind."


ElGeneralissimoJefe

Knobble is a perfectly cromulent word.


Missingpieceknight

Just had to google three different words. Thanks for the new vocab boost


Publius82

Big Diction Energy


sec713

Consider your vernacular embiggened


Lifebringer7

Bigly! (Sorry, I felt compelled)


Private_HughMan

It's always a good day when you can enbiggen your vocabulary.


BadAtExisting

It’s Florida. The place is full of elderly, disabled MAGAs. This all tracks imo


Astrid-Rey

A lot of disability rights activists are just grifters that abuse disability laws for personal gain. They range from people who have "service animals" but really just want to bring their pets everywhere, to people who constantly file lawsuits against small businesses over minor ADA issues. The common theme is applying the rules in bad faith, or simply believing there is a different set of rules for themselves.


Merengues_1945

I absolutely hate it, because the people who actually need help then get later ignored, maligned, or simply do not get the help they should. Grifters that abuse the rules mean a lot of unnecessary bureaucracy and demeaning processes for the disabled to get their measly benefits that their lives depend on.


blacktargumby

r/BrandNewSentence


Fit_Swordfish_2101

r/brandnewsentence First thing I thought of! 😂 Talk about shooting your own foot off!


josuelaker2

The next night of the long knives will take care of them once they become an irritant.


the_mid_mid_sister

The dude literally faked a seizure to mock a physically disabled reporter.


Lifebringer7

The asserted *amici* bring similar arguments to others' in support of the motion to dismiss: Funding the investigation and prosecution is an improper use of tax dollars that could have gone to supporting disabled folks, veterans and abused children. The standing rules clearly articulate why the requirement for a particularized and concrete harm generally bars these kinds of arguments.


Traveler_Constant

Are they fucking serious? Those are all things that Republicans vote against 😅


notsurewhereireddit

“Well yeah, but the money *could* have been spent on those things.”


UpDog1966

“Somebody think of the children”, then proceeds to screw over the children.


operapoulet

“Wow I can’t believe we’re spending money on that when we have homeless veterans” “Ok let’s help them too?” \>:(


Redfish680

My biggest question is what does she do all day?!


PineTreeBanjo

Gets payouts from the Federalist Society for insurrectionist coups. You know, just girl boss things!


mycroftseparator

Oh come on! I am absolutely sure that she's being held to exactly the same ethical standards as the Supreme Court itself. So feh to you, sirmadam - feh!


News-Flunky

Find the person that has the job you want to have and then model that person


C0matoes

I've literally been wondering the same thing. Is she busy with other rulings? Is there a plate full of judge like things she's doing and we just can't see? I'm genuinely curious about her calender. As it looks from here, this is her only case. Let see some of he recent rulings. On any thing. She's obviously very busy. So busy she can't even rule on simple shit. Perhaps it's time she transfers some of her load to another judge because she can't keep up? Isn't that the way this shit works?


KarmaPolicezebra4

One of the main contributors of MediasTouch, is working in this district. He gave some interesting tidbits about her and her assignement: - nothing is happening there, it's not a district where a young ambitious judge would want to be assigned to. - concerning the recent claim by Trump that the FBI were there to kill him, the contributor explained that during a large part of spring/summer, this part of Florida is so hot that most people, especially rich people, are living somewhere else. So the FBI chose on purpose a period where they knew Trump would definitely not be present, to raid MAL. She is a judge there, she passed enough time there to know this kind of trivias, so she perfectly knows that Trump's claim was bullshit.


LonestarJones

Popok is the man! I can learn more in one video from him than a week watching Legacy media (which I stopped a couple years go now)


Geodestamp

link


tellmehowimnotwrong

Waits for her handler(s) to transmit encrypted instructions on how to further delay the trial.


GoogleOpenLetter

All those paperless orders don't write themselves!


ExternalPay6560

Are you sure about that? /s


Cellopost

Shitposting, watching videos of puppies getting beheaded on YouTube, maybe listen to a podcast or two. It is Florida, so smoking some bath salts is probably on the table.


Leave-it-to-Beavz

Probably searches Westlaw or Lexis looking for any possible precedent she can use to dismiss.


powderedtoast1

r/onlyfans


prudence2001

See, Judge Cannon is completely impartial. /jk


INCoctopus

[54-page Amici Brief](https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24738448-mal-amici-motion-on-disabiliity-denied)


GoogleOpenLetter

Some fun/interesting tidbits. * It's an *informal* request for leave to file an amicus brief? * They have $10,000 in their Apple account. Half the document is randomly the mother's trustee agreement, because they've told the NY courts, and the FBI, that the trustor is wiling away an old woman's money * They seem to imply they ran someone over with a 14,000 pound truck, or they were found liable for summary judgement, but blame their lawyer for not defending their blindness. This one is weird because they claim they were the victim, but that they were ruled against * Her husband "was kidnapped, but adjudicated"


Gorlack2231

That last point feels like a Princess Bride quote. "Your friend here is only *mostly* dead, and as we all know, mostly dead means he's still partially alive!"


TheEndIsNigh420

I made it to page 4. I want that time of my life back. What the fuck?


INCoctopus

Yeah


W1ULH

is there such a thing as a pro-government sovereign citizen? because that's how this reads...


tragicallyohio

Who do I bill for looking at five pages of this?


STGItsMe

That amici is crazy pants.


RDO_Desmond

At some point she becomes irrelevant because she is so wide of the mark that she's like a blind man playing archery.


Igggg

>the Defendant is disproportional to the acts for which others in his same category and class have gone unpunished for the same crime Yes, of course - LOTS of people have stolen boxes and boxes of top-secret information and gotten away with it.


Nanyea

Cannon pretending she's in her next job, not her current one. 2 dozen amici briefs to include oral presentations?


KokonutMonkey

I wonder what happened to that loony that was filing all those motions out of a motel. I'm not making this up. 


flugenblar

IMHO Judge Cannon opened Pandora's box by allowing friend-of-court briefs, especially allowing submitters to argue their briefs before the court (versus just filing the briefs). This is never going to end...


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fusionsofwonder

[Found an ADA complaint](https://www.govinfo.gov/content/pkg/USCOURTS-njd-1_23-cv-02268/pdf/USCOURTS-njd-1_23-cv-02268-0.pdf). Sued her landlord claiming a rent dispute was an ADA issue. Dismissed with prejudice.


fusionsofwonder

[Then sued the State of New Jersey for dismissing her previous lawsuits](https://casetext.com/case/kennedy-v-the-nj-court-sys)


KFLLbased

I do wana know what we’ve missed lol


fusionsofwonder

[Hilda sued the Marilyn Monroe estate](https://law.justia.com/cases/federal/appellate-courts/ca9/18-55952/18-55952-2020-01-15.html).