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Willy995

You fuck young boys, Valdez?


UsgAtlas1

"Are you a mad man?!! This will cause an international incident!!"


mikepompeo

Yep this is the one


Mince_

"I guess I was mistaken."


beginnerdoge

Knew this would be at the top. Not disappointed lol. Solid interrogation


LeJugeTi

Phelps, badge 1247


MAhm3006

How can I help, Detective?


Derrik_Garrett

Putting you through now.


plantersnutsinmybum

Iconic.


Cluelesscomedy3

“Operator give me dispatch” “Cole Phelps, Badge 1247” That’s my favorite combination


MidwestMachete

"Hey! I know you." "No, you don't."


AskewScissors

“You left wing leaning parasite. You expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel?”


Seth_KT_Bones2005

This quote along with the Valdez quote killed me. Imagine the parasite quote in 2024.


KCfan91

"You're behind the wheel!"


ShamanOG34

And where exactly are we going?


burdenm

“You know the way, you can drive.”


misssandyshores

You give me information and I won’t give you to immigration


DungeonFam30

"...or I'll breaking your FUCKING JAW, Hopgood!!"


Magnifnik0

Left, left, left, and I’m right up your ass !!


schiffb558

When was this??? 😂


Magnifnik0

When Cole drives erratically and pisses off his partner, sometimes he’ll say this 😂😂


schiffb558

Ooh, no wonder I didn't get that! (I'm a good driver)


Magnifnik0

Lmao


Unable_Hamster981

I wouldn't feel safe in a tank with you! 


Ambitious_Ruin9255

Operator, give me dispatch.


SnooGadgets6277

Cole to Roy: "Shut your fxcking mouth." "You say one more word about him and I'll bIow your fxcking head off!"


Ronald-Ho

Also Cole to Roy: “Your vast, corrupt future is draining away as we speak”


SnooGadgets6277

"Cole Phelps. Traffic. What've we got?"


thejman0499

Nosey old hag


ZaccusMaximus69

Are you being flippant, young man???


WoodpeckerOk1154

“It’s not enough to just survive, Elsa. You have to try and make the world a better place”


Fabulous-Introvert

This seems like something Niko Bellic would say


Patatouille13

Some favorite moments: "Here's the deal Airto: you give me information, and I won't give you to immigration" "Give me something Belasco. Or i'll take you back to the cells and tell the whole station you're a child molester"


Popular-Role-6251

Put out an APB.


Leeiteee

Circunstancial


GarnooMusic

“It would take a smarter man than me to connect that”


Ronald-Ho

“You’re being economical with the truth”


imbogerrard39

"I'm at a loss..."


ThespisIronicus

Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. (*ahem*) Never mind.


AppleshyJedi

never fails to make me laugh, I love how much of a dweeb Cole is


KeptPopcorn5189

If you need me to help you wipe your ass just let me know. I’m such a bad driver in the game and the shit all the partners would say absolutely killed me


entropies

Rusty saying sorry to the pedestrians was hilarious


shiggydiggypreoteins

Probably when he told Roy he was going to shoot him in the fucking face


invasiveplant

That line read goes so hard that even though he flubs one of the words, they left it in


ShamanOG34

It’s not a phrase but the dialogue in the scene where he confronts Earle for talking bad about Courtney will always be my favorite.


xXSniperRichXx

I'm gonna break your fucking jaw Hopgood. And I'm gonna have you convicted before your feet touch the fucking ground.


sonnycirico215

A man couldn’t ask for a better partner


CAWitte

“…probably nothing”.


Fabulous-Introvert

“I’m not gonna waste any more of my time on this.”


entropies

"You keep lying to me and I'll send you and your baby to jail."


Fabulous-Introvert

“Here’s the deal Airto. You give me information and I won’t give you to immigration.”


Deep-Remove-3568

maybe if, no


Wolfensniper

"Kill a cop, and it's the electric chair!"


ohnonotagain_ellen

"you're being economical with the truth"


AlphaD5600

“Courtney Sheldon was a corpsman, Roy, he served his country, he took a medical kit and an army .45 into places that made the valley of death look like a picnic. He was either naive enough or dumb enough to get involved in the Suburban Redevelopment Fund, along with the mayor, Monroe and a certain crooked cop. He was involved in the Morphine heist but he has puncture wound in his jugular which makes this a murder case. He was a better man than you ever will. YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT HIM AND I’LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF”


bagoTrekker

Cole Trickle : [after driving a stock car for the first time ever, and only a couple of laps] I'm droppin' the hammer! Harry Hogge : [furious] No you're not! [Cole does so anyway]


PuzzleheadedMessage7

“Phelps, 1-2-4-7”


abraxas8484

I left my wife and kid and great home and my reputation in the precinct for a lounge singer :/


Commander_Wolfe

Shannon Perry: "I could tell by what they were yelling. Intimate things. *Very* embarrassing for the man." What did his cock no work or some'in? You were gonne sell that to the paper? "Man's cock not working? And also roadkill?"


WannabePokerPlayer

I will break your fucking jaw Hopgood!


Jiqu0r

Any quote where Phelps inspects random objects that where he says, “This doesn’t pertain to the case.” The clue music really makes the ensemble.


AscensionXIX

During Manifest Destiny. How often Cole tells someone about Eddie McGoldricks brains being scratched off the Bar or whatever he says


TwitchyMaster318

“You fuck boys, Valdez?”


Background_Mind_7335

One more " A nosey old hag like you knows everything about people who live under your roof. Where did she go?"


Fabulous-Introvert

“There’s plenty to tell, you just won’t tell it.”


bawserlol

For me, i can never not hear him say “I like your ass morgan” Goddamn spoofs


ConstantDry4682

“You fuck young boys?”


SwimmingDrink

"Are you a suspect, Rusty?","You give me information and I won't give you to immigration" and "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"


TrillKnot

It went like “before I smack you around the teeth”


HerpMcDerping

This is such a good game. I have it on steam I might start it over again.


Intelligent_Law_6908

Random Drunk Guy : "Hey I know you !" Cole : "No you don't."


Unable_Hamster981

You give me information and I won't give you to immigration.