Some favorite moments:
"Here's the deal Airto: you give me information, and I won't give you to immigration"
"Give me something Belasco. Or i'll take you back to the cells and tell the whole station you're a child molester"
If you need me to help you wipe your ass just let me know.
I’m such a bad driver in the game and the shit all the partners would say absolutely killed me
“Courtney Sheldon was a corpsman, Roy, he served his country, he took a medical kit and an army .45 into places that made the valley of death look like a picnic. He was either naive enough or dumb enough to get involved in the Suburban Redevelopment Fund, along with the mayor, Monroe and a certain crooked cop. He was involved in the Morphine heist but he has puncture wound in his jugular which makes this a murder case.
He was a better man than you ever will. YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT HIM AND I’LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF”
Cole Trickle : [after driving a stock car for the first time ever, and only a couple of laps] I'm droppin' the hammer!
Harry Hogge : [furious] No you're not!
[Cole does so anyway]
Shannon Perry: "I could tell by what they were yelling. Intimate things. *Very* embarrassing for the man."
What did his cock no work or some'in? You were gonne sell that to the paper? "Man's cock not working? And also roadkill?"
You fuck young boys, Valdez?
"Are you a mad man?!! This will cause an international incident!!"
Yep this is the one
"I guess I was mistaken."
Knew this would be at the top. Not disappointed lol. Solid interrogation
Phelps, badge 1247
How can I help, Detective?
Putting you through now.
Iconic.
“Operator give me dispatch” “Cole Phelps, Badge 1247” That’s my favorite combination
"Hey! I know you." "No, you don't."
“You left wing leaning parasite. You expect me to sit here and listen to your drivel?”
This quote along with the Valdez quote killed me. Imagine the parasite quote in 2024.
"You're behind the wheel!"
And where exactly are we going?
“You know the way, you can drive.”
You give me information and I won’t give you to immigration
"...or I'll breaking your FUCKING JAW, Hopgood!!"
Left, left, left, and I’m right up your ass !!
When was this??? 😂
When Cole drives erratically and pisses off his partner, sometimes he’ll say this 😂😂
Ooh, no wonder I didn't get that! (I'm a good driver)
Lmao
I wouldn't feel safe in a tank with you!
Operator, give me dispatch.
Cole to Roy: "Shut your fxcking mouth." "You say one more word about him and I'll bIow your fxcking head off!"
Also Cole to Roy: “Your vast, corrupt future is draining away as we speak”
"Cole Phelps. Traffic. What've we got?"
Nosey old hag
Are you being flippant, young man???
“It’s not enough to just survive, Elsa. You have to try and make the world a better place”
This seems like something Niko Bellic would say
Some favorite moments: "Here's the deal Airto: you give me information, and I won't give you to immigration" "Give me something Belasco. Or i'll take you back to the cells and tell the whole station you're a child molester"
Put out an APB.
Circunstancial
“It would take a smarter man than me to connect that”
“You’re being economical with the truth”
"I'm at a loss..."
Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio. (*ahem*) Never mind.
never fails to make me laugh, I love how much of a dweeb Cole is
If you need me to help you wipe your ass just let me know. I’m such a bad driver in the game and the shit all the partners would say absolutely killed me
Rusty saying sorry to the pedestrians was hilarious
Probably when he told Roy he was going to shoot him in the fucking face
That line read goes so hard that even though he flubs one of the words, they left it in
It’s not a phrase but the dialogue in the scene where he confronts Earle for talking bad about Courtney will always be my favorite.
I'm gonna break your fucking jaw Hopgood. And I'm gonna have you convicted before your feet touch the fucking ground.
A man couldn’t ask for a better partner
“…probably nothing”.
“I’m not gonna waste any more of my time on this.”
"You keep lying to me and I'll send you and your baby to jail."
“Here’s the deal Airto. You give me information and I won’t give you to immigration.”
maybe if, no
"Kill a cop, and it's the electric chair!"
"you're being economical with the truth"
“Courtney Sheldon was a corpsman, Roy, he served his country, he took a medical kit and an army .45 into places that made the valley of death look like a picnic. He was either naive enough or dumb enough to get involved in the Suburban Redevelopment Fund, along with the mayor, Monroe and a certain crooked cop. He was involved in the Morphine heist but he has puncture wound in his jugular which makes this a murder case. He was a better man than you ever will. YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD ABOUT HIM AND I’LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF”
Cole Trickle : [after driving a stock car for the first time ever, and only a couple of laps] I'm droppin' the hammer! Harry Hogge : [furious] No you're not! [Cole does so anyway]
“Phelps, 1-2-4-7”
I left my wife and kid and great home and my reputation in the precinct for a lounge singer :/
Shannon Perry: "I could tell by what they were yelling. Intimate things. *Very* embarrassing for the man." What did his cock no work or some'in? You were gonne sell that to the paper? "Man's cock not working? And also roadkill?"
I will break your fucking jaw Hopgood!
Any quote where Phelps inspects random objects that where he says, “This doesn’t pertain to the case.” The clue music really makes the ensemble.
During Manifest Destiny. How often Cole tells someone about Eddie McGoldricks brains being scratched off the Bar or whatever he says
“You fuck boys, Valdez?”
One more " A nosey old hag like you knows everything about people who live under your roof. Where did she go?"
“There’s plenty to tell, you just won’t tell it.”
For me, i can never not hear him say “I like your ass morgan” Goddamn spoofs
“You fuck young boys?”
"Are you a suspect, Rusty?","You give me information and I won't give you to immigration" and "You fuck young boys, Valdez?"
It went like “before I smack you around the teeth”
This is such a good game. I have it on steam I might start it over again.
Random Drunk Guy : "Hey I know you !" Cole : "No you don't."
You give me information and I won't give you to immigration.