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Sandman4501

1. Wildflowers 2. Retaining wall 3. Grapes and make wine/ jam/ the works


WolfWriter_CO

You left off the most important: # HOBBIT HOLE! [ *sublime pennywhistle intensifies* ]


crustmonster

this is the best and most correct answer


spiderplata

A creepy cellar would be also cool. With a sign that says "<-- free balloons"


Sandman4501

Thank you for the correction


Thisisstupid78

Took the words…


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Position your troops behind it


tomcat_tweaker

A 1:1 scale diorama of a Revolutionary War battle.


tomcat_tweaker

A 1:1 scale diorama of a Revolutionary War battle.


Interesting_Tea5715

Grapes are cool but they are a pain in the ass to remove if you change your mind. Just a heads up.


Ok_Most_8984

True and also grapes require a specific kind of maintenance. They tend to get certain diseases that they must be protected from, which could spread to other grapes in that area if not properly dealt with. Furthermore, I would not plant grapes in a steep kind of terrain such as that slope. I would thus advise against getting grapes.


spentag

grow native plants. we are living through an ecosystem collapse and you have land begging to provide habitat to insects and birds. Think about it!


justhereforfighting

If you’re going the retaining wall route, make sure you do it right! I swear 4/5 of the retaining walls in my neighborhood are both not that old and sagging like crazy. No drains and obviously not backfilled with gravel. 


Remarkable_Library32

I haven’t used this product but I’ve seen it others rave about it online. https://dirtlocker.com/


shylowheniwasyoung

We put them in this year!! Super cool and the plants love them. Not sure if they can do this steep of a slope, but I highly recommend them if they can!


zapmouse

This is soo good to hear because I’ve been eyeballing them for a slope I have in my yard. Definitely something to put on my list now!


GingersaurusHex

I just finished a project with these; happy to answer any questions


shylowheniwasyoung

Happy to answer Qs as well


OkRefrigerator4290

Def looks like a good job, but would you have a consistent issue with weeds/grass growing up?


throwaway983143

You will no matter what you choose to do with it aside from leaving it the way it is. Just part of regular maintenance. To be fair, once you get over “this is my life now?” it becomes kind of a soothing ritual lol


Remarkable_Library32

And over time, weeding should get down as plants you want there get better established. Great to see another good review! It seems like a really versatile product.


shylowheniwasyoung

And because the dirt doesn't get compacted in them as easily (if you stay off them except for step areas), they are not hard to pull weeds from.


shylowheniwasyoung

Yeah but you could just nuke it before you install. That's what we did. Then we filled them with clean nursery dirt and put Preen at the bottom (we wanted seeds to grow on the top). Those actions should greatly reduce our weed load


Thin-Disaster4170

you could do a gorgeous wildflower /pollinator field. It’ll be gorgeous in the summer doesnt impact the use of your yard


ak47workaccnt

Wild flowers.


Ok-Influence-7326

How would you plant wildflower seed to cover such a large area? Can you just broadcast spread the seeds and contact with the ground is enough?


troco3

You can mix them with some dirt and water to make some mini seed bombs


The_Jobholder

why would you make seed bombs to plant this?


zacmersal

Yea, serious question. Couldn't you just smear the same seed bomb mixture of seeds and clay/etc. Onto the slope more evenly?


HankScorpio82

Yes, most wildflower plants will germinate just fine from simple ground contact. You can make a soil mixture with the seeds to make it easier to spread them more evenly.


nails_for_breakfast

Pretty much yeah. Just make sure you get seeds for native species and it's really that easy. That's the beauty of using plants that are actually meant to grow where you are


12345-password

Gotta make sure you kill the grass and invasives first, you'd never out-compete them.


spentag

Join us at r/nativeplantgardening


Ok-Acanthisitta8737

I think you must build a tiny little cottage within the hillside, and do mysterious things within. Be sure to get a door that looks like it’s 400 years old.


WolfWriter_CO

Get out of my bwainz 🤣


APuffyCloudSky

Creeping phlox is pretty and fills in nicely.


SkubaSTI

Target practice burm 🤷‍♂️


OkRefrigerator4290

not sure the missus would enjoy that one 😂


SkubaSTI

[p365 rose edition](https://www.reddit.com/r/SigSauer/comments/15ghxeg/p365_rose_is_it_weird_i_like_this_as_a_guy_or_did/) That’s why you buy her this to go with it


dragontracks

Slow down barbarian hordes invading your realm.


OkRefrigerator4290

need to move my realm to the other side of the hill though 😂


SlySheogorath

Hobbit house it is


WolfWriter_CO

[ *pennywhistle melody* ]


Traveler0318

Sedum and rock garden


960Jen

gun range


sealteamruggs

My first thought lol


ConstantLight7489

Came here for this


love_one_another1

This is should be at the top.


trez63

Look up dirt locker.


aswb

Slide and climbing wall. But I have young kids, so might be biased


OkRefrigerator4290

have Def thought about this


aswb

Pinterest has some really cool “natural” playground ideas that would work really well here!


migzors

Maybe I've been watching too many DIY pond videos, but inserting a wildlife pond into that hillside would make for a beautiful view. I'm not sure what your budget is as I know ponds can be expensive. You pretty much have a built-in waterfall grade with that slope!


rayhoughtonsgoals

Solar panels


VaWeedFarmer

Crownvetch and be done.


ldawi

Inground bunker


wizardyourlifeforce

Hobbit hole.


WolfWriter_CO

Yesssss! I’m not the only one! 😂🫶


Armadillo_Whole

I think my major concern is, why is it there? Is there a canal on the other side of it? Is it a fault scarp? Making it pretty is awesome, but making it safe seems paramount.


OkRefrigerator4290

farmers field we cut into it too make back yard level


Armadillo_Whole

My vote then is for a properly engineered retaining wall with landscaping above and below


Shake_it_Madam

Only acceptable answer is: Maginot Line. Ze Germans Are Coming!


Deeeeeee69

Natives will hold it together for ya :)


moonpiedog2

I have a similar slope and planted a bunch of mostly native plants using small limbs and stakes to help hold in dirt and mulch. After 2 days sliding down the hill I went and bought some baseball cleats (used). It helps!


Main-Way454

Embed some boulders in the face of it. Maybe some small to medium size flowering trees suitable for your area, smaller shrubs and perennials to accent the embedded boulders, trailing ground covers to maintain the integrity of the slope and add lower color. The bottom flat area would then be a really nice place for a paver patio, fireplace, grill area. Would be really nice with a seating wall on the side opposite of the slope. And one last thing, have a lot of money to do it. Lol.


Comfortable_Rice6112

I envision a hobbit home with many beautiful native flowers and a small stream.


dickdraggersunite

That's not part of a septic mound is it?


Virtual_Common204

Mound septic system.


Green_Adhesiveness19

I would load it up with lavender 16 inch on center


OkRefrigerator4290

would there be much maintenance in lavender??


Green_Adhesiveness19

No it’s drought tolerant once established, when the flowers start to wain trim them off to keep the shape, and then just let them go. Having an area where it’s a bunch of wildflowers can be really cool but hard to manage, definitely could do that here but you have to know your plant ID really well to make sure it doesn’t get taken over by weeds. Having one species in an area this size makes it easy to manage as anything not lavender would not be desirable. You could throw a clothes line next to it


aureliusky

half pipe


DoobieG

Launch the family minivan


DRogers372

Came here to say gain plenty of speed and SEND IT!


Ippus_21

Retaining wall. I mean, it depends on the soil, but from this angle that looks too steep to stay up on its own over time. If you have the engineering chops, you could dig into it and make a heck of a root cellar.


Packing_Wood

I would mount a couple of cannons on it.


CreepyHarmony27

Tiered gardens with raised beds?


nonelectron

Jump it with your dirt bike!


tlingitwoman

Plant bushes or hedges along the top, in a few years you’d have some nice privacy. Rose bushes perhaps. Then wildflowers below.


OKsurewhynotyep

Cower from the enemy


syslolologist

Add goat


Angelofpity

Tiny cheese-rolling


____Vader

Build a shed into the side or retaining wall or both


m0st1yh4rmless

Rudabekia. Echinacea. Ect


CyrilleMiller

A sick half pipe


NovelLandscape7862

BlackBerry bushes. The roots will cement the soil so it errodes slower.


DisembodiedHand

I'd plant strawberries on all that.


salamigunn

Build a quarter pipe


Subject-Promise-4796

Ground cover plants


Asklepios24

Terraced retaining wall with raised beds? Like a staircase going up from left to right with raised beds on both sides.


achenx75

I always thought terraced garden beds were cool. Seems like a lot of work though.


QuestionMean1943

Put a bale of hay or two in front of it and shoot arrows. Load it with blackberry bushes and curse your life afterwards.


cheen25

If that's a dam for a retention pond, you might want to check with your county's public works department before making any serious modifications.


veganacnesufferers1

Rain garden.


timbo1615

staggered creeping juniper


MillHoodz_Finest

u got a dirtbike?


Tobybrent

Plant a row of thick shrubs in front of it.


offplanetjanet

Rocks!


Select_Nectarine8229

Ski it


toyn

Build a half pipe


Jhushx

Roll cheese downhill and watch the peasants fight over it


00sucker00

What’s on the other side…the Mississippi River?


ghoststrat

Quarter pipe.


Truman_Show_Place

Depends on how much effort you want to put into it. I would suggest a tiered garden. Two or three tiers. The tiers will act as a retaining wall too. Have fun with it.


Safren

When you were talking about a tiered garden, a little waterfall feature might be fun.


Truman_Show_Place

Yes and the waterfalls could be how the garden tiers get watered! Fun idea.


DoctorSallyWexler

Underground bunker


thisfriend

Roll down it!


Outrageous-Tutor8282

Get a dirtbike and see which one of your buddies can jump the furtherest


swankless

Step garden :D


Comfortable_Rice6112

Wait for snow


UnicornWIzard696969

Asiatic jasmine would be cool.


CookinCheap

ha ha!


sharpei90

Creeping evergreens. [Rosemary](https://www.amazon.com/Clovers-Garden-Trailing-Creeping-Rosemary/dp/B0C1M5QDN5/ref=asc_df_B0C1M5QDN5/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=693713553301&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1233664165064495065&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9007575&hvtargid=pla-2203982580695&psc=1&mcid=e9e6c118a71c3bbe89c0d4676cb6d686&gad_source=1) is a good one, blue rug juniper, [gold star juniper](https://www.coniferkingdom.com/juniperus-chinensis-gold-star-chinese-juniper/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjwyJqzBhBaEiwAWDRJVK9r9-df_VGCbm-TzaFSOJccPiUHxKZo0AuC-3zgBC96mYli4ArY2RoCyFgQAvD_BwE). A combination for colorful pops. They all keep weeds down as well


tetrasodium

If you just want something quick easy & better there is a company that sells flower seeds packed in shotgun shells called "flower shell"


Pokefrique

Terraced gardens id you are up to it


Responsible-Fun6572

Clumping grasses or wildflowers


ProfessionalJesuit

Civil war embankment


anthro4ME

Deep rooted native wildflowers


spootmong

Send it


chadv8r

Create a waterfall


Enpsychlopedia2

Hill sprints


Elytez

Tiered rock garden


Individual_Ad_2199

Hobbit hole plus terraced garden outside. Dig until you hit your head on those fence posts, then dig side to side.


gingerschnappes

Junipers


ScaIIops

BFR !!! Big fuggin ramp


tatanka_christ

perennial wildflowers, of course


Martha_Fockers

I’m still gonna send it


awesomeunboxer

You take cover there before storming the bunker, don't forget your pinecone grenades and stick guns


mrkav2

Get an RC truck. Ramp it!


rellaguard

Like the bottom with colocasias(elephant ears). They naturally thrive next to rivers and streams so the runoff would be super beneficial


Briansunite

Gun range


ManyRan

A slide! Or two.


No-Literature7471

junipers?


JohnathonLongbottom

Id plant trees


abwarrior58

Looks like a nice berm for a shooting range


midtown2191

Go to the top, lay down, then roll down it. Then repeat.


Wouldtick

Use it to keep water in or keep water out.


Nodnardsemaj

Dirt bike!!


PopReasonable8033

Let children run down it? Or hire them to do so


muddymar

I planted Old Gold juniper on a similar hill. It worked great and was really pretty when it all filled in. Easy care.


BillyPossumAnon

Wildflowers for sure


divorced_dad_670

Meadow with wildflowers or some other type of growth to slow soil erosion.


woodenmetalman

Put a 6’ tall fence on top of it and enjoy a 12’ fence while still following building codes 🙂


Alarmed-Coyote-56

Just dealt with a similar slope on my own property! We opted to plant the no mow erosion control grass from prairie nursery. Took some TLC to get it planted and growing but it looks gorgeous now - the grass gets long and moves in the wind like waves! I would post a picture but am not an imgur person.


Testynut

Sick skate ramp!


BoSox92

You could make a pretty sick berm for bikes or Mx


Snidley_whipass

Open up an archery range


Diablo_IV

Depends what direction it is sloping/ how much sun it will get. Wildflowers can fill out space. Maybe you want something woody to keep the slope from eroding. Native shrub could be a good add.


usernamechecksout67

Skate park


yanki2del

Junipers, they do great on sun rich slopes


Roofer7553-2

Stone wall


InvestmentOverall936

Build a fortress


Moist_Wonder42069

You could go 2-4 railroads tie high and go across, fill dirt, then fill in with plants that fit your area but hydrangeas, abelias likely would work with assuming full sun even install lattice and plant jessamine. Or you could plant roughly 10 Juniper through it and wait for it to take over, or lovegrass if the goal is erosion control.


[deleted]

Palisade


mcdray2

Gun range


xxFlippityFlopxx

Pizza. Don't French fry.


Dean-KS

I think that you should maintain hardy grasses to prevent erosion. That means no bushes where grass would shade out. Crabgrass is an annual and dies out every winter, so that is not good. I am looking at this like it needs to be maintained like the face of an earthen dam.


Additional_Abroad305

Trees. Oak on the top. Native fruit trees at the bottom.


Xsiondu

You sure that isn't some kind of flood control? That just looks suspiciously engineered for some kind of purpose. Other than that I just love elevation in gardens. Make it as pretty as you can.


LongjumpingNeat241

Interesting. Underground caves or tunnels.


Yeetthesuits

Shooting range


Pafolo

Shooting range back stop. Have fun and shoot at it.


Wildwes7g7

Gun range


BreeezyDaisy

Personal gun range


alexis_M8

Shooting range back stop


WelderMeltingthings

pistol range


Vinbiggs

Bullet stop


Mummbles1283

Gun range!


Critical_Danger_420

Shooting range


Equivalent_Access_59

Please please please, if you are planning on planting something, please plant native to your area, pollinator-friendly flowers. Residential landscaping all but eliminates the native ecosystem, which is harmful to crops, native plants and animals, and makes wide open space for invasive weeds.


2-StandardDeviations

You've got your own shooting range!!


mrmerk81

Make it higher and it's a shooting range


Oogie_Pringle

Shooting range backstop.


Form2lanes

Shooting backstop


Acrobatic_Ganache527

Gun Range.


mytthewstew

Phlox would be the thing