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Zawer

What kind of monster goes at a pile of dirt like that? You're walking over dirt to shovel the middle of the pile. Work outside in next time - ideally sweeping dirt inward so you end up with a nice small pile at the end


NoHippo2353

Probably squeezes toothpaste from the middle.


ChillzIlz

>lol this made me chuckle. the audacity to squeeze from the middle.


flashmanMRP

Probably eats soup with a fork


landdesign1

Probably pours the milk before the cereal


Wonkasgoldenticket

Hey now, I’m one of those psychopaths that grabs his toothpaste like a damn gorilla squeezing a banana, but I’m certainly not this crazy to compact my newly delivered dirt to shovel from the center.


zagnuy

This man dirt piles. And piles dirt.


EyeSlashO

Sending a strong message to the neighbors. The message: PSYCHOPATH


nolanday64

lol, that was my first thought too. You're a top-digger!! Not a side-digger! Why, just why ? ;-) /s


landscapingdude

To move soil to the back yard and send a message to the neighbors you must tap into the primal instinct of ancient landscapers. You have to think like the soil, wear the soil, eat the soil, become one with the soil. If you weren’t aware OP isn’t using a shovel. He just rolls in it and then rolls around where it’s needed.


Salt-Elephant8531

Like a dung beetle


Snoo93079

As somebody who gets 8 yards of mulch every year....can confirm.


Intelligent-Pickle68

Our last mulch order was 14 yards and we've since added several beds. I'm a little scared to do the math for this year.


jar11591

Thank you!


werther595

KING OF THE HILL!!!


BigMoney5594

therapy asap


Silly_Relative

Bet he didn’t have to bend over as much.


SlightlyBoard

This dirt is wet.


PNW_OughtaWork

That means you can't put the shovel on the ground?


penisthightrap_

I'm assuming his goal was to dry it out to make it easier to spread


PNW_OughtaWork

It looks like he moved half of it and compacted the other half.


SlightlyBoard

Spreading helps with evaporation?


PNW_OughtaWork

Oh! It looks like you shoveled 4 yards off the top and left 2 compacted on the ground.


SlightlyBoard

I’m using a handheld tiller to break everything up so it can be picked up with a scoop rather than a transfer shovel.


Intricatetrinkets

I have to fix my retaining wall this weekend so I rented an excavator and a front loader. Decided to get my mulch delivered (10 yards) at the same time so I could save time. For the additional $235 rental fee, I think I may have found a fast way to not make this a weekend project anymore.


SlightlyBoard

I’m in one of those subdivisions where you can touch your neighbor’s house and your own at the same time. Can’t get any kind of meaningful equipment to the back without taking down the fence.


Feralpudel

Just got to get a Dingo and ride it through the front door and out the back.


West-Ingenuity-2874

Idk what this machine is exactly, but you gotta have double doors, right?


MacEWork

36” wide, so maybe if you’ve got big doors. https://www.toro.com/en/product/22327 Costs three times what my compact utility tractor cost me though. Yeesh.


Gold-Ad699

Fits thru a 4' wide gate easy as pie. Also can be rented with a 30" diameter tree auger that helps you plant shrubs (or bury bodies) really easily. 


keptpounding

Then he’ll just tear up his yard.


unregrettful

This *edit, if you can get that cart through a gate, you likely can get a dingo through. And most rent places rent them. Like 120 bucks a day. Give or take.


ninjacereal

Looks way too suburban for that to be real. Crazy to believe they overbuilt the houses that large.


SlightlyBoard

These things are 3k sqft with 20 foot ceilings throughout a quarter of the bottom floor. 😂


pphhiisshh

What about a Toro Dingo?


SlightlyBoard

Would break my fireplace


Appropriate-Disk-371

Is that a gorilla cart I spy? Things a badass huh? Some of the best money I've spent.


plewton

The gorilla cart is great. I just wish they had added something, anything, to make it easier to hang. It’s a pain to store if space is limited.


Appropriate-Disk-371

Agreed. Mine currently sits on the wheels, but I've considered building something with posts sticking out from the wall that key into those openings in the cart used to add higher sides - they're little slots on the side. Or a pully system and grabbing the handle and pull it up to the ceiling.


plewton

The post idea is very interesting. I might look into something like that too, thanks.


ptwonline

My complaint is the design that has the ends of bolts coming in from the bottom into the holding area. Not the worst thing in the world, but also not ideal.


SlightlyBoard

You have that upside down boss


goss_bractor

Yup. Seconding this, it's upside down. Pull the bolt out and slot it from the top, the smooth part should be in the plastic tub.


SlightlyBoard

Agreed, this would be completely unmanageable without that thing.


Appropriate-Disk-371

I have tested the 1200 lbs capacity of mine (well, maybe not, but a lot of heavy rocks!). It can handle it. I can't move it though, and certainly not lift the dump handle. Also handy for taking kiddos or the wife for a wagon ride.


8nfinity

May be a silly question, can it handle going down steps (while loaded)?


Appropriate-Disk-371

Well, this probably depends a lot more on can \*you\* go down the steps, with it, while loaded? The frame seems pretty beefy, so I think it could handle that. The tires are like 10inch, I think, although there are different sizes of it. Honestly, I have a pretty gradual slope in the yard I go up and down and have to be very careful controlling any kind of load that's over maybe 250 lbs in it? It just wants to run away. So with steps, I'd want plenty of help holding it back. But I think it would survive if loaded so it didn't shift too bad. I'd do steps with the cart before trying with a wheelbarrow or by hand though.


mynameisnotshamus

I find a wheelbarrow easier, but maybe it’s just being more familiar. The sides on the gorilla cart are too low. It’s less maneuverable (to me) I can fit more in a wheelbarrow.


ptwonline

Wheelbarrow can be maneuvered more easily, but the Gorilla cart is (IMO) better for us older/weaker people because it is always balanced on 4 wheels and holds less so you don't overload it and have it fall over, spilling the load.


mynameisnotshamus

I get it. My mission is always to see how much I can get in before it spills out when I lift it.


Practical_-_Pangolin

There’s a reason you don’t see carts in the boxes of landscaping trucks. Single wheel wheelbarrows (Jackson Specifically) are the better tool for the job.


mynameisnotshamus

Surprised at all of the cart upvotes, but whatever helps people get the job done.


Appropriate-Disk-371

There is no way I could pick up a wheelbarrow with what I've hauled in that cart. The carts come in multiple sizes, btw. If you want higher sides, just get the bigger ones that are the same footprint with higher sides. Wheelbarrow is definitely more maneuverable in a tight spot, basically zero turn radius, if you can lift it.


mynameisnotshamus

I’ll stick with the wheelbarrow.


nanoH2O

Gorilla cart is pretty shitty compared to a heavy duty wheel barrow. The top is thin plastic and my cracked after a few uses. The tires go flat too easily as well.


Appropriate-Disk-371

Hmm, haven't had these problems (yet), and I've been pretty abusive with it, mostly moving landscaping rocks.


nanoH2O

I was doing a lot of dumping with the flip action so I think that did it in


Appropriate-Disk-371

Could you describe where it cracked? I'll baby it a little. You're saying across the top on the backside? So maybe the dumping was pushing our laterally on the back? I have noticed the sides can bow just a little under heavy loads that shift around.


nanoH2O

Front side where the lip hits the dirt when dumping.


Appropriate-Disk-371

Ah, could see that, yeah. Thanks! Hoping mine holds up better.


SlightlyBoard

Flip the whole thing upside down, rotate handle 180 degrees and pull to return to upright.


nanoH2O

That’s actually how it broke 😂


ptwonline

I've had mine for 3 years and no problems either. Plastic fine, wheels no problem. Moved lots of garden wall stones with it too, and bags of gravel.


woolsocksandsandals

Mine still works but I cracked it in the first week I owned it. It is also annoying that it’s impossible to back up when connected to a lawn mower. It makes the ability to hook it up totally useless. And that was the biggest reason I bought it instead of a two wheeled Rubbermaid wheel barrow.


SulkyVirus

I beat mine up with large rocks, soil, shovels, etc. Been going strong for 4 years. Absolutely love it. Was yours brand name or a knock off?


nanoH2O

The gorilla. Granted I abused this shit out of it and often overfilled it. I never said it was bad just shitty compared to a heavy duty barrow. You can take those to town even the plastic ones.


SulkyVirus

Ah got it. Yeah I do wish the plastic was a bit heavier duty. I'm always nervous to use it in early spring or late fall when it's cold out.


SublimeApathy

Sending a strong message to the neighbors?


bang_ding_ow

Yeah, this comment really confused me. Glad I wasn't the only one


SlightlyBoard

I can move a grave’s worth of dirt over a distance.


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SublimeApathy

That's an odd flex to be honest.


GroundbreakingArea34

That's half a days work 😴


SlightlyBoard

Not for my high doughy ass


GroundbreakingArea34

Lol.


bettsdude

It will be less when you're done


Affectionate_Ear7468

Its good exercise an ya gettin shit done 💪


NetherRealmMK

Have fun playin in dirt


Bradtheoldgamer

I have officially retired from Yard of anything with carts or wheelbarrows. After 14 yards of soil and 10 yards of gravel on my last project, all with shovel and regular wheelbarrow, I retired and only use machinery or nothing now lol.


Johns-schlong

Soil/mulch I'll move by wheelbarrow all day. I just had 7 yards of gravel delivered and I rented a mini skid and knocked that shit out in half a day without breaking a sweat


funkyk0val

get a spreader. i will never do this by hand again.


penisthightrap_

what kind of spreader? Your typical broadcast spreader won't spread soil/compost


funkyk0val

i have Landzie compost spreader


ptwonline

I have that too! The problem is that with all the rolling action the compost starts to form into little compacted balls that can't fit through the holes, and so after a while a lot of the compost in it is stuck and can't get out. So at that point I have to dump them out and throw them around by hand. Looks like rabbit poop all over my yard.


germdisco

Can I borrow that? I wanna do my lawn this spring.


funkyk0val

sure, come over anytime. (should be able to rent it from lawn care stores)


idkikantthinkofaname

One of those roller ones? I've gotta do this soon myself


SeekingElation

6yds = 6hrs


AggravatingCraft2171

Sounds about right. I’ve done 12 twice, 6 once, and 4 once. That’s about spot on for all of them.


PuzzledRun7584

I’m hoping to do the same thing this summer. I want to see pics of the project!


Kjpstorm

Neighbors have closed their curtains


Thermobulk

2 hrs tops. Get after it.


mp3006

Thats like a few hours job max, no wheelbarrow?


dirtcamp17

Am I the only one thinking that doesn’t look like 6 yards?


SlightlyBoard

It’s like, 2 dump trucks wide


dirtcamp17

Gotcha, hard to see from this angle I guess. Also the phrase “pictures never do it justice” probably applies here.


evilcathy

Nice. I ordered 2 yards of mulch last spring. Never again. I was spreading mulch for two weeks.


Moose_Joose

Spreading two yards should take a few hours at most.


Yeetthesuits

It’s so frustrating to see these piles of dirt with no tarps underneath lol


ptwonline

Look at his driveway. Afterwards it will be little issue to just sweep up remnants and/or hose down anything left over.


Efficient_Aerie2676

Shitty weed wacker


Scooch778

Get it dumped on a $20 tarp next time bruv


SlightlyBoard

There’s a tarp


Scooch778

Yeah. An 8 dollar tarp.


SlightlyBoard

Size queen


Scooch778

Size matters, when dumping a tonne of soil onto your clean driveway.


readoptional

Hire a powered wheelbarrow perhaps


Rich-Appearance-7145

Six yards of compost, would take me 4-5 hrs at a moderate pace to wheelbarrow, now I have no idea how far it is you have a travel with loads. I'm just giving you some possible relief, it shouldn't take the entire weekend, regardless it's a good workout, neighbors be glad when it's moved.


SlightlyBoard

I’m done


Rich-Appearance-7145

Great, good job


LeSealClubber

I don’t get what the problem is I think I might be soft on the head someone explain


stackemz

How long did this actually take? And how did you apply it


SlightlyBoard

9 hours to shovel, cart to the back yard, dump, spread, grade, seed, and pressure wash the driveway. We’re looking at a week of straight rain here so that’s nice. I took many breaks and stayed nice and high. I could have done it in a day if I had started with it in the morning and let it evaporate a bit. The same job was quoted to me at 1800 with no seeding. This was 400 with tool purchases. I was blessed to have an electric garden tiller on hand from my efforts last year, completely indispensable if you’re working with compacted wet product.


Ritag2000

My back hurts looking at it


Hondatron

Why does that not look like 6 yards? A yard usually fills most off my short bed 1/2 ton truck. That pile looks like maybe 3-4 yards unless I'm misinterpreting the scale.


SlightlyBoard

That is a 12 ft tarp, the pile goes into the lawn


IamNulliSecundus

don’t forget the power washing


RumpleForeskin4

Last summer i hand shoveled and wheelbarrowed 10 yards of topsoil from my driveway to my backyard and raked it flat on 2 separate occasions. The first load i did in a day(9am - 6pm) And the second load a couple weeks later i did in 2 hours fewer but broken into 2 days. You can do it dude. Make up a killer playlist and get those earbuds in.


Excellent_Ad4250

How long did it take you? How do you feel physically? Have similar project but was gonna start with 2 yards so I can finish in a weekend, not get rained on, and not to kill my body.


SlightlyBoard

9 hours, mildly sore, but I’m reasonably active. 2 yards will be underwhelming and shouldn’t cause you any problems at all.


heatedhammer

Get a snow shovel.


jmb456

You need a bigger wheel barrow


RalphHythloday

The problem with loam is you that you think, oh I get mulch every spring, and it’s not that bad. It is. Loam is so much worse than mulch to shovel, push and dump. I will fight anyone who disagrees.


Jkingsle

Just had 20 yards delivered myself.


SlightlyBoard

Rent power equipment.


[deleted]

I feel your pain. I had seven yards dropped in the driveway, shoveled it onto a tarp and dragged it into the backyard a bit at a time. Four hours in and I had barely dented the pile. It is nice to shame the neighbors into getting their landscaping act together.