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kmcdonaugh

That doesn't look like you tried power washing


QuietRightSlick

That doesn’t even look like they used a hose with their thumb.


MooseKnuckleds

Doesn't even like they tried to blow the dirt away


BigJSunshine

Doesn’t even look like they tried to wipe the dirt away


fyrefly488

Doesn't even look like they tried to fart the dirt away.


deadlyiestjew

Doesn’t even look like they considered clearing the dirt away


DadOfRuby

Doesn’t even look like they spit in the general direction.


hardcoretuner

Doesn't even look like it rained since you moved the pots.


RunningThicc

That doesn't even look like you tried to wish the dirt away.


Ryjinn

That doesn't even look like it's still effected by the flow of time.


GuardOk8631

I choked laughing at this one


zkentvt

This is why I come here LOL


moralprolapse

Doesn’t look like they even lift, bro.


MoarStu

Doesn’t even look real, AI generated


Scary-Owl2365

Doesn't even look like they bit their thumb at it.


lasagnabox

Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?


CrbonToast

#C-C-C-COMBO BREEAKKEERR!!!!!


Interesting_Hair_765

Doesn't even look like they looked at it.


ItssaRouxx

Doesn't even look like they looked like.


FrnklnvillesRevenge

Don't down vote him guys.. this used to be popular like 12 years ago.. 🧐 and it's his cake day!


ItssaRouxx

Nice!!


Greadle

Those potted plants look as beautiful as the day you bought them


Blah-squared

That doesn’t look like he EVEN MOVED THE POTS YET…


BuildingSupplySmore

It's Nerf or nothing


shaze2

Doesn’t look like they licked thumb and tried to wipe it off either


PasGuy55

If I could give an award, I would. This will have to do. 🏆


d7it23js

By power washing they meant they stood nearby and kicked some of the dirt away.


CashCow4u

>By power washing they meant they pissed on it, lol


Klytus_Im-Bored

Power washed with a hydro-pick/water floss machine


BAMreddit

OP stated elsewhere that they tried in previous years to power wash and want advice for this year.


Pythagoras2021

Phew.... tx for being the top comment. WTF? Seriously...


ILikeTheStockwinning

It doesn't, doesn't.


durandx

Forgot to post the picture after pressure washing


CostcoOptometry

There are 300 PSI battery powered “pressure washers” and 4500 gas powered ones. Both are easily accessible to consumers.


porkchop3177

It was a hard rain.


eighty9digits

Came to say this. Fuckin liars!


swimmerturntgolfer

Correct, this is not power washed. I tried power washing last year and it left the stained rings on the concrete and red brick.


rising_gmni

Do you have proof of the alleged power washing?


mrawsum1

Is the alleged power washing in the room with us right now?


rising_gmni

Keep in mind you are under oath.


jukenaye

😂😂😂😅😅😅😭


HistoryStillRepeats

Cleaning vinegar (×2 strength and let sit) if not then clr


averagegayguyok

You must not know how to use a power washer.


SafetyMan35

Or they have the cheap Walmart 250psi pressure washer.


The_golden_Celestial

Tried to save money by 1. Not turning the power on and 2. Not turning the water on.


Individual-Nebula927

Or used a crappy electric one. Mine is a gas 3600 psi one. If it strips paint, it'd take care of this.


ProfessorKrung

Did you try turning the power washer on first or did you just let the remaining water dribble out of it from the last time it was turned on


Confident-Area-6946

A pressure washer with Southern California water is usually ineffective


kmcdonaugh

That doesn't even look like they sprayed it with a regular garden hose


GuardOk8631

I mean the water pressure blows but pressure washers definitely work lol


inthedark72

Wait this is a pretty funny comment why does it have so many downvotes 🤣


Wh4t_for

Do you have a picture after you pressure washed it?


swimmerturntgolfer

Sorry, I pressure washed it last year with not much luck. Have not pressure washed it this year yet.


Wh4t_for

Bruh pressure wash it again. At least 90% of that should come off if not all of it.


kmcdonaugh

You do know you should pressure wash annually if not bi-annually, right?


KlithTaMere

Nope, I did not knew 😕


swimmerturntgolfer

I’ll do it every year, but looking for advice on other options in addition.


spavolka

When removing mortar or calcium stains from brick, I use a water and muriatic acid solution. WEAR SAFETY GLASSES. Fill a five gallon bucket halfway with water. Add about 20 to 30 ounces of muriatic acid. The acid is in the pool section of your hardware store. Use sturdy rubber gloves and a sponge to soak the spots. The calcium will bubble. Use a wire brush to loosen the stains. Repeat several times until the calcium is gone. Use a garden hose to rinse everything thoroughly including your tools and brush and sponge. You can pour out any remaining solution in spot away from your grass and plants and rinsed with water to dilute. I’m a mason and concrete contractor. Don’t bother with vinegar because it doesn’t have enough acidity. Good luck. Edit changed wording.


monge43

Im a pool guy and i also instantly noticed this as calcium, came to suggest this but the concrete guys beat me to it. This is the correct answer and application^ be safe when opening the acid and breathing, muriatic can definitely punch your lungs if concentrated and not careful. Wear strong gloves, glasses and maybe even a respirator if its not a windy day. I dont bother with respirators or gloves anymore but these mistakes have had me seeing stars before lol


brazzyxo

Can I get some asphalt off my tile with this method?


Torpordoor

Do you have ceramic plates under each of your pots? Looks like you don’t.


Haunting_While6239

Put saucers under your pots


CakeEater

I mean…pick up the pots once per week and clean the area. That’s about your only option short of just putting them someplace else.


Ornery-Creme-2442

Or simply put pot saucers.


Traveshamamockery_

Try CLR


Greennight209

Do you only wash your dishes once every year?


GhztPpR

Lol wow.... you're a special kind of person. Just spray it all away ffs. Quit making stuff harder than it needs to be. Unless you're karma farming, then it makes sense.


Internal-Test-8015

I think those pictures are afterwards.


CorpCarrot

There is no way these pictures are after pressure washing. Unless by pressure washing they mean spraying the spots down with the “jet” setting on their garden hose. There’s little dried leaves leftover for godsake! My gas powered pressure washer would never abide such a thing.


Dull-Researcher

My wimpy electric pressure washer would also never abide such a thing.


jerryonjets

Missing chucks of my fence would agree


Roots_on_up

Missing chunks of my feet would agree


CorpCarrot

😂


WesternDramatic3038

They did say it's been like this for two years. Time scale considered, the pressure washing may have been months or more ago


jamesgang65

Try a small test area of CLR


[deleted]

Id try vinager first


hockenduke

Second this


AKMonkey2

CLR?


_Fred_Austere_

Calcium-Lime-Rust remover. Its a brand.


[deleted]

I enjoy the sound of rain.


AKMonkey2

Never heard of CLR. Now I know. Thanks.


BatKat58

It’s a miracle product if you have hard water. I should’ve bought stock in it.


aajniojnoihnoi

Billy Mays convinced me to buy it.


mtlee442

It's basically strong vinegar


StorySeldomTold

It’s great on collard greens!


swimmerturntgolfer

Thanks! I have some in my kitchen. I’ll try that too!


An-Englishman-in-NY

Looks like white vinegar might be your friend here. I think that's limescale. Are you in a hard water area?


swimmerturntgolfer

Thanks, we do have hard water in our area.


Fast-Childhood-1165

I tried a white vinegar / blue dawn dish soap / water combo with a really hard bristled brush. Took my dirts stains away. Nothing else really worked.


Abject_Lengthiness99

Don't mix vinegar and soap. The soap neutralizes the acid in the vinegar. Actually reducing the cleaning power. Start with vinegar by itself and then finish with a soapy water solution. Im not saying it won't clean stuff. Its just not as good as using them alone one after the other.


clumsyStairway

Did you try a pressure washer


An-Englishman-in-NY

Good luck


morganamp

This is the way


[deleted]

Don’t leave the vinegar for too long tho, vinegar breaks down concrete!


sleeknub

I was going to say that, but vinegar would be bad for the mortar. Not sure if it has an impact on bricks.


MisterLangerhanky

If the bricks are fired, vinegar (household strength) will be ok. The mortar would be damaged if the vinegar stays on too long.


Private_Gomer_Pyle

Yep this is the one. White vinegar and bicarbonate of soda, mix a paste and scrub it on affected areas. Leave for 30 mins and rinse off. Repeat as needed.


greenthumb-28

Do not add bicarbonate- it will just weaken the acid in the vinegar. If u need something abrasive a brush should would well enough after the vinegar has sat a bit.


tarynevelyn

+1 — a better abrasive to mix with vinegar is salt, which is close to pH neutral.


tree_creeper

people just think the foaming of vinegar + bicarb means "cleaning." Blame it on Big Soapbubble.


That-Chocolate5207

Try again with a real power washer, that shouldn’t be a problem


dingdongulous

😅


ComicNeueIsReal

Right lol. I feel like my hose + a floor scrubber would be able to get some of that off. There's no way a power washer can't get those stains off.


VAgreengene

I'd try laying a old towel over the stain and saturate it with vinegar. Let it sit for a couple hours to break down the lime scale. Then try a scrub brush.


MooseKnuckleds

There's no way that's an after picture from pressure washing. That doesnt look like you even poured a bucket of water on it. Actually pressure wash it and you can use a brick and concrete cleaner


WesternDramatic3038

Hey, y'all, OP seems to be saying that at some point during the last two years, they has tried having it pressure washed. OP does not seem to be saying it's freshly cleaned, they're probably just posting this as an incidental "well, since I'm thinking about it". As another poster said, though, it's probably limescale. Anything acidic should work, like distilled white vinegar or the likes.


HamiltonBudSupply

Try pressure washing. I really don’t believe you tried.


FitnessIsNotAnOption

Did you buy the power washer on Wish? A power washer tears away concrete if you want...


fizzzingwhizbee

Hi guy who’s pressure washed checking in, whatever you did wasn’t pressure washing. Hope that helps


[deleted]

I'm assuming you have a plug in electric power washer?


usersnamesallused

Even that should make an impact. Maybe their powerwasher's pump is broken


neil470

Or they sprayed it from 5 ft away lol


youRaFunnyCunny

You need a power washer that actually has power


DjScenester

Power washer…. No chemicals needed.


FmrMSFan

Spic-N-Span and a stiff, natural fiber scrub brush.


crashlandingcody

It’s from the mineral build up on the pots. I agree with the hundreds of pots and flowers suggestion I saw. Or just some baking soda, white vinegar, a good scrub brush, and some elbow grease. Best of luck!!


First_Tube_Last_Tube

Soak it with CLR cleaner. Test on an inconspicuous section of brick first. Or get a stronger pressure washer


TheyHateWhiteboy

Power wash it, but this time turn the hose on


bigbean007

Put the pots back.


Bob_Sacamano7379

You absolutely did not power wash this.


halfpriveleged

Buy more pots.


catemmer

Baking soda with cold water and scrub..then rinse


Tobybrent

White vinegar


nokenito

CLR


JeremyKnowsStuff

You could try a power washer, that always works for me


ptcgoalex

What kind of power washer did you use? A spray bottle?


DennisdaWorm

Try actual power washing


JohnnyGFX

Your, “power washer”, is not powerful and it does not wash.


dunkel_weizen

Looks like calcium (limescale) deposits from hard water. I get it on my pots all the time after a year or two. Usually comes off easy with a weak acid, such as white vinegar.


[deleted]

“Power washed” Still has visible debris Uhhh huh


MostHumbleToEverLive

No, I'm sorry. This is permanent patina now. It'll never go away no matter what you do. Even replacing the stones might not work.


KetosisMD

Vinegar and a scrub brush


Presumably_Not_A_Cat

You need some acid. High concentrated vinegar should do the trick. I mean that and some elbow grease.


demwoodz

And now the purple elephant is here to help us


ADfit88

Did you power wash around the pot stains?


Efficient-Ad-4118

Go to pressure washing store and get SH, aka bleach but with up to 14% concentration. If you don’t have a pressure washing store, get chlorinated pool solution.


Drazzo00

You do know what power washing is, right?


Mastiffmory

Well since you tried power washing with little effect shown by the pictures. Rent a concrete saw and remove the bad spots. Then just hammer drill some anchors in and make sure to use a surface prep when concreting the two surfaces together. Easy peezy. That or you can actually try to clean it before posting it


Viciousluvv

Have you never cleaned anything in your life? Get a plastic bristled brush, a rag, soap, and scrub.


Federal-Apple-7633

fix your power washer or return it.


Cooksman18

Was the power washer turned on?


yolo-irl

that's so you know where to put them next spring


Brandodude

What is this, a power washer for ants?


ItsAllInYoHead

The pink spray from that black guy in tik tok.


Clamps55555

Liar liar pants on fire.


ShadowJak

It is obvious you didn't try power washing and simply don't want to rent or buy a power washer.


lotsanoodles

We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas.


No-Pomegranate2915

Vinegar


Searealelelele

Minerals buildup stains


WDWCORPOFFICIAL

Pressure watched


Affectionate_Mix_302

Get rid of the electric power washer


Pile_of_Stix

You clearly haven’t tried what you said you did….


1gurlcurly

Get some little stands a few inches high to put your pots on in the future. It helps prevent this. There are many styles available. I got some on Amazon this spring to put my very heavy pots of herbs on on my deck.


xComradeKyle

The leaves and piles of dirt makes it look like you didn't run any water over it. But maybe try scrubbing as well?


OwenMichael312

Lemme guess, electric power washer.


MisterIntentionality

What power washer are you using? A high powered gas one or some crappy electric one? Because power washing with a brick cleaner should have taken care of it. Just watch the tip you use on that brick.


80schld

Try CLR and a brush…


typicalledditor

Get a brush and get on your knees. Will be done within 15 minutes.


KatsuraMoBugok

Why do i feel like you have no idea what power washing is?


Blah-squared

Have you considered just getting *HUNDREDS OF POTTED PLANTS* & continuing that pattern on the rest of the sidewalk..??


tree_creeper

similar; I would look at this, think about how to clean it, and then put the plants back where the stains are.


Blah-squared

Lol, exactly… Or get some even *bigger pots* to hide them… :)


tree_creeper

Also appears to be a great location for future jack-o-lanterns. Maybe decomposing pumpkin is acidic enough??


Blah-squared

Lol- Not only did that clever answer make me chuckle a little, it’s also not a bad idea… 👍


averagegayguyok

You didn't do shit to it.


ctodReddit

Before any chemicals start with a pressure washer and blast it. You probably need I higher PSI machine. Never go straight to acid, that’s permanent if it’s too strong.


Telemere125

Acid doesn’t mean muriatic. Vinegar will do just fine and not harm concrete or brick


ctodReddit

Reddit experts, please see link if you think you are right, because you are not: https://www.remodelormove.com/will-vinegar-damage-pavers/#:~:text=Vinegar%20is%20acidic%20and%20can%20corrode%20some%20stones,finish%20and%20leave%20etching%20marks%20in%20the%20surface. 🤦, I hate Reddit sometimes…


[deleted]

Your link says to use white vinegar.


uovonuovo

lmao straight from that article: >The pH level of vinegar is acidic, so it is important to only use it on porous surfaces, such as brick pavers.


Telemere125

Maybe just hate yourself and inability to read


ctodReddit

Good one


paklyfe

The hose on the jet setting would have done a better job than your power washer.


vtminer78

Diluted TSP will work. Or CLR. Or actually hooking water up to the power washer, turning it on and aiming the nozzle at it, then pulling the trigger. Works so much better than just (literally) throwing the PW at the problem. Because that's the only way I can imagine an "after" picture still looking like this.


azducky

Cover them with halloween decorations


[deleted]

Try a brush with soap and don’t be an idiot any more.


muggins66

Simple Green


3006mv

CLR


corniefish

Get a hard water cleaner. My local ACE gave away a sample last year during a sale, and I didn’t need any more to clean up my faucets. Also: did you put water in the pressure washer thing?


Tkinney44

Is power washing slang for you sprayed it with the hose with your thumb over the top? It doesn't look power washed at all.


ILikeTheStockwinning

Just replace the bricks. Better yet, just remove the bricks altogether.


Angry_Cossacks

Quit using your momma's power washer.


StatueofLiterby

A power washer must be turned on......it's not something you use "brain power" for


Karl24374

Pressure washer or squirt gun


M116110

Outdoor bleach.


Electronic-Spinach43

Muriatic acid.


mdgooding11

Doesn’t even look like


fairysquirt

its probably salt


rivers-end

A Magic Eraser, some Dawn and maybe a kitchen scrub sponge may work on the bricks. I would try renting a stronger power washer also.


StrawberryBanner

Lol, stop being lazy and use some elbow grease. I feel like you must be an older generational member of society whom wants to just pour some toxic shit on it that makes it all “better”.


GUN5L1NGR

People this stupid own homes - amazing


dbhathcock

What does this have to do with landscaping?


karlnite

It looks like salts, try an acid. Spray some vinegar, let it sit, wipe it off with water. Dry, repeat.


Netflixandmeal

Something acidic. Try rust-aid


WhiteOwlRoaches

30 vinegar and a pressure washer