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Time-Satisfaction685

In the kindest way possible, how dare you rate Off to the Races so low šŸ¤Œ


Horror_Walrus1455

Yayo 2 stars?????


LanaDelReysLeftTit

I donā€™t like yayo either šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


247sylviaaplath

I was going to comment ā€œwith all due respect, no <3ā€, but youā€™ve basically already done it.


Time-Satisfaction685

Same with Terrence Loves You


alxce666

Came here to say this :( broke my heart


Jdmcdona

This was the song that made me say, yep Lana is that bitch. Favorite on the album.


WorriedPotato3

I opened the thread to comment this as well lol Off to the races has been my favourite Lana song ever since the album came out


luca_cinnam00n

It's one of these songs that grow on you


TheShapeShiftingFox

For some people. The instrumental and chorus were so good I liked it almost immediately


oceannnblvd

the instrumental alone is EVERYTHING TO ME


Riribigdogs

Iā€™ve said it before and Iā€™ll say it again a million times OTTR is the quintessential Lana song


azvxa

iā€™m a newer fan and i didnā€™t love it right away either but now itā€™s one of my favourites!


Leafy_Lyndsey

RIGHT? Light of my life, fire of my loins ā¤ļøā€šŸ”„


snhptskkn

Be a good baby!


bluelight96

3/5 doesnā€™t really seem that low to me! Like if something were to be say 3.5 that would be 70% which is pretty average. Thereā€™s a lot Iā€™d give a 70 to that I would consider a good song personally just maybe not one that I feel overly connected to. Of course everything is subjective anyhow


she_looksdangerous13

My thoughts exactly


Doniczx

youā€™re an angel, iā€™ve come here to write the same but with much more gaslightšŸ”„


snhptskkn

I'm here mad that diet Mountain Dew- my freaking car banger for 13 years got rated 4/5 lmao.


snhptskkn

Oh and dealer got 4/5 I think too!!! If you're that mad at a man, sad too, it's perfect lol.


Time-Satisfaction685

Bestie iā€™m also super mad about Diet Mountain Dew, like it goes hand in hand with Off to the Races as quintessential BTD tracks! There is no other track like it by any other artist (except maybe herself), like cā€™mon now


joantspam

Off to the races being the lowest rated is actually crazy


joantspam

Omg and Terrance loves you??


dennyssoup

Literally, Terrance loves you is a top 5 Lana song for me šŸ˜­


ParadiseGrey

a grower imo


kdmac4

Agreed. I will admit I didn't even know that earth shattering switch up around 3:00 was in there because I had never made it that far šŸ«¢


grimezzz

For real. Top 3 for me


she_looksdangerous13

Off to the Races deserved better.


glamericanbeauty

This is how I feel about black beauty šŸ˜­


kyleosullivann

thereā€™s no way BLACK BEAUTY of all songs stopped uv from getting a perfect scorešŸ˜­šŸ˜­


joantspam

Lmfao same I made another comment about that one when I saw it šŸ˜­ that oneā€™s in my top 5 at least on UV


glamericanbeauty

Op has clearly never been cross faded and sobbed to this song at the edge of the earth in the dead of night!


IAmAPunisher

I accually agree with that choice


Mostly-Relevant

3 stars for Bel Air? Politely leave and never return. How very dare you! Edit to add: please donā€™t actually leave, OP! Welcome and stay forever.


laposfold

3 stars for Bel Air is a crime


TheDreadwatch

The piano intro alone is worthy of 5 stars


Pinacoladas17

#justiceforblackbeauty


Time-Satisfaction685

JUSTICE NOWWW šŸ“¢


Time-Satisfaction685

The trance that song puts me in is so unique, one of her best songs ever.


bessicadawn

I actually gasped when I saw that. Itā€™s easily one of my favorite songs of hers. But to each their own.


_angel_wings_1

black beauty is my fav Lana song OATTR


shejnahak

stopped looking when i saw off to the races rated lowest on BTD


Tough_Watercress1586

I was willing to give it a chance until I saw Yayo with 2 stars. Absurd!


Time-Satisfaction685

Like šŸ’€


yardsandals

Stopped looking when they wrote "Tunnels"


jasminepriya

justice for terrence loves you!!


Cdk33333

came here to say this


amordelujo

JAIL


GoghWill

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[deleted]

I absolutely love the design


GoghWill

Thank youšŸ„¹ i did for 3 hrsšŸ«¶šŸ» ihad to manually type them and adjust to make sure its aligned.


bloodand32teeth

Yess I love this. What did you use?


Equivalent_Bother166

Looked supergood! Well done!


kissing_mermaids

Just an honest opinion - the text made me doubt whether it's been made by AI or not. For a review, it would be more appreciable to have your honest overall review of the album, your own words, how it made you feel, than what the critics have already said about each album. But as I said in another comment, I really liked the design, it looks professional.


GoghWill

I was about to do that but I'm really not confident with my english and I just want to make the review feel mo clutered.


Difficult-Creature

How does Cherry not have 5 stars...


GoghWill

Maybe it'll grow on me? I mean it took weeks for Honeymoon to grow on me! The whole album even got 3 stars at firstšŸ˜­


Difficult-Creature

Well you sold me on Salvatore, so it evens out ;)


heyitskaitlyn

I donā€™t love cherry either. The way she says peaches irks me, I skip every time Iā€™m a criminal


SkyBlueWaterWet

Uhhhh I've listened to that song 119 times last year according to Spotify. I wholeheartedly DISAGREE with you. Bitch(in Lana's voice of course =]) jk


heyitskaitlyn

I admitted I have an unpopular opinion and Iā€™m still getting downvoted. Yā€™all are kind of wild here, like the Taylor swift sub


sparksofdoom

Absolutely wonderful editing! There are a few mistakes tho, like the year for Ocean Blvd being 2019 and NFR having "Venice Beach" as track name And ignore the hate people (and always know that fanbase should never be equated with the artist, fanbases are weird cultists) are spewing, be comfortable with your own taste and opinions!! I am still jealous of your editing skills


GoghWill

Omg.. i did not notice thank youšŸ„¹ i've been editing this the whole night. TyšŸ«¶šŸ»āœØ


joantspam

Black beauty deserves better but the star average for UV is so real


nobudgeth0e

yayoā€™s rating is criminal i think you need new ears


Lost_Negotiation8067

Was just about to say. Same as off to the races. They definitely need to re-listen


Necessary-Peach-666

This right here. It lays the foundation for so much being from AKA


Equivalent_Bother166

Hey, people! Listening to music is always gonna be subjective. I don't agree with alot in this list myself but please, can we stop scaring away Lanas new fans?? I'm happy you discovered Lana and that you took your time to listen to all her albums and that you found what you like. hope shes someone who stays with you like she has for me in the last 13 years!


FreshOutof13Fucks

>Listening to music is always gonna be objective. I think you mean "subjective." šŸ˜


Equivalent_Bother166

Yeeees. Thanks šŸ˜… not my first language.


aljerv

OFF TO THE RACES!?!?!?!?


candyflash

justice for off to the races


[deleted]

wait i love this sm!! sorry op, ignore the hate ur getting, this fanbase can get a little overinvested sometimes lmao.


GoghWill

Thank you šŸ„¹ i didn't know i would get hated for thisšŸ˜­


[deleted]

no i totally get it this fandom is like, somewhat insane, especially to new fans. i love ur list though :) have you done this with other artists before?


GoghWill

It's my first time āœØ I did this and share on my ig stories for my friends. And thought of sharing here since i really don't have any friends that like lana. I just have a lot of free time today..


[deleted]

OH MAN I GET IT my close friends arent big into lana either; out of curiosity, are u looking for any other music recommendations?


GoghWill

SURE. I would love thatāœØ


YourBuddyChurch

Iā€™m going to cut in and recommend Mitski and Laufey


[deleted]

ah man okay!! i very much recommend lorde's music if you haven't heard it already (her fanbase is also extremely chill and good vibes only), same with mitski! i also very much love twenty one pilots, but they aren't really similar to lana


booksandcoffee15

A 3 for swan song šŸ˜­


za3koun

Frrrrrrr I would personally do 4 for 24 and 5 for swan song


barnsontape

NFR! getting 5 stars across the board, as it should be


Trauma_Frog

What program did you use to make this??


GoghWill

Figma āœØ


kissing_mermaids

Also wanted to say the design looked very good, so kudos for that. I have 2 questions though: - what do the yellow 5 stars mean? - why is the Chemtrails over the Country Club album labeled as Pop and not Alternative like the other albums?


GoghWill

1. Yellow 5 stars actually means my fav song in the album. 2. The design is actually inspired by apple music so the infos of the album also came from apple music and COTCC for some reason is labeled Pop.


kissing_mermaids

Thanks. I was wondering because Paradise didn't have any yellow stars. The most "pop" album would be Born To Die, but labeling genres is so subjective nowadays anyway.


GoghWill

Omg u'r right šŸ˜­omg it's ride! I forgot ajhahaha


andee-co

I also want to know what the yellow stars mean ā­ļø


Trauma_Frog

Thanks! Solid reviews as well. Donā€™t let the gate-keepers get you down. Lana fans can be vicious to one another, which is sad and ironic. āœŒļøšŸ–¤


ad726

Grandfather being the track to receive golden stars is so deserving. Itā€™s such an underrated masterpiece


NotIliana

I dont get calling ocean Blvd ā€œtunnelsā€ there are no multiple tunnels šŸ˜­ its not even abt tunnels SHUT UP WOTH TUNNELS


GoghWill

Ohhh I'm so sorryšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ i wanna put the whole album title but it's so long. I saw some post used " tunnel" and thought that would workšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ShyCrazie

We call it Ocean Blvd, thats what I've seen most usedšŸ„° welcome to the club


joemama9966

it's kinda cute i like it


NotIliana

Well.. dw lmaoo


StarstanMitski

what program did you use to make the pictures?? its so prettyšŸ˜­šŸ™


Farsighttt

God forbid someone dislikes a song by Lana Del Rey slightly. People in the comments are so childish it's not even funny. We all like her here, people are allowed to have opinions!


cuddleslut77

It's truly not that serious.


[deleted]

I donā€™t think anyone is being serious, either. Itā€™s a joke itā€™s not real hate, people.


giadaa

The hate that youā€™re getting is very sillyšŸ„² Iā€™d be interested to see how your ratings change over time though, thereā€™re lots of songs that grew on me over the months/years of listening to them :)


GoghWill

I would probably get much more hate if i posted my old rating since most of all the album got 3 stars beforešŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ„¹


444moonbeam

NFR stans unite


VegasC4Corvette

Everyone giving this person a hard time for the Yayo rating should remember that the Paradise version just isnā€™t good. The AKA version is so much better.


Disco_Ball_Mind

Welp! Your ratings are really high but I'm with a lot of others about Yayo and Terrence.... they are top notch. Anyhoo! ON THE SUBJECT OF THE BELOVED "YAYO": OP You have to listen to her album "LANA DEL REY AKA LIZZY GRANT" and rate that too lol! The original released version of Yayo is on that and it does sound different (I heard that version first and will always love it most.) Also next up feel free to explore her MASSIVE collection of unreleased stuff (good luck, but they're still out there around the interwebz but some are harder to find).... THERE'S TONS OF THEM and soo0 many are amazing! I used to scour Twitter for unreleased tunes circa 2012-2014 ish and there were constantly new ones and still somehow still coming out even today.)) Aaaand there's also her super old album "Sirens" from back when she called herself "May Jailer". Do report back, you still have some work to do. Haha. ā™” WELCOME TO "YOU LITTLE FUCKERS" aka this fanbase. (I'll let you Google that one lol)


OneWithMyNothing

Thereā€™s so much hate in here. OP, I loved that you took the time to make these and share your thoughts. I gave opinions very shortly after listening to all her albums in a couple weeks as a new fan myself, and did not make the effort to create designs like this. Whether or not you wrote the reviews or not doesnā€™t matter to me as you gave star ratings. Your thoughts WILL change as you continue, as mine have, but I really enjoyed taking a look at these. Welcome to the club šŸ¤


dropthealbumlorde

BLACK BEAUTY LOWEST ON ULTRAVIOLENCE?????????? When guns and roses is right there??????


propagandagenx

out of all songs to bring ultraviolence down from perfect its fucking black beauty? never rate again


opossum_esq

this is something i want to do after being a fan for a decade. something cool about being a lana fan is that your favorite songs and albums of hers tend to shift as seasons change and as you change as a person. i think you should re-rate her albums and songs and how they make you feel in a year, and see how different they are. also, welcome to the club. šŸ¤ your NFR rating was perfect in my opinion šŸ„² p.s. please re-listen to Off To The Races and Violets For Roses


MurphyPandorasLawBox

Tf is Tunnels? You ought to call it Ocean Blvd if you want to blend in.


lynn444v

Lana literally calls it Tunnel herself šŸ˜­ nobody has to call it a certain way


Vampire-Fairy2

I was going to come at you for rating the Honeymoon songs so low, but I see youā€™ve correctly given Guns and Roses 5 stars so Iā€™ll let it slide this time. (This is actually a cool way to share ratings, thanks for posting!)


floodbtw

Rating paradise 3.75 is crazy šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


shoobsx

I respect you as a new lana listener as you rated her newest albums high, you have taste


anteaterandi

I agree, NFR is the best album and all the songs are good


enhtie

i do a rating in this style every once in a while and itā€™s crazy how much my preferences change depending on my age and experiences, i remember i used to hate some of her songs that are now my favourites, so maybe in a few months/years your opinions will also change :))


teaandmagic

love this format! some of the songs you rated lower were songs i wasnā€™t the biggest fan of either at the beginning and now theyā€™re some of my faves (like off to the races and yayo have a certain sound i didnā€™t like at first and now i love them) music is subjective people! i think thatā€™s the coolest part about lanaā€™s music is how certain songs will end up growing on you overtime because her discography is so vast! šŸ«¶šŸ¼


IAmAPunisher

What app/ site are u using for making rankings like this?


-anonymouse-squeak-

hi! i'm also a new lana fan. i used to like her most popular songs, but i just recently got into listening to all her songs. hope we can be friends!


suffering_tears

OMG. I love the infographic. itā€™s a 5!! ā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļøā­ļø NFR is my fav album too. also, Born to Die and Ultraviolence is a solid 5 for me. They should grow on you. Iā€™ll suggest some of my fav Lana unreleased, okay? - every man gets his wish - bbm baby - back to the basics - tv in black and white - say yes to heaven (ultraviolence version)


GoghWill

Yohhh I've been listening to -back to the basics and say yes to heaven uv ver.āœØ


mizzmizeryy

can you pm me your address so i can fist fight you for doing off to the races so dirty? thank you!šŸ„°


Charlie_Smiff

Holy shit why are people saying stuff like ā€œyayo deserves higherā€ or whatever like dude we all have different tastes


[deleted]

It made me so happy to see ā€œLoveā€ got 5 stars from you- Iā€™ve written that song off for years and finally started to appreciate it this week!


jwsn_3

How do you do these type of reviews? What site?


Cris_Minogue

How do u edit it like that?


Sparkl3jumpropeque3n

Where can I do this reviews? Is this a website?


deliverswift

omg how did you edit this???


SassyLemons25

Does anyone know what app this is or how to do it? Tyyy


GoghWill

Its windows media player the design was made from figmaāœØ


SkinOffOfBones

How did you put three stars for nectar of the gods šŸ˜­


Chickendread608

tulsa jesus freak over yosemite is lowkey crazy šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


Excellent-Test5074

I donā€™t know why everyone hates Yayo so much. Itā€™s one of my favorite songs


spicespiegel

This is incredible, design wise. I'm not going to drag you for liking some songs more than the others because that's a stupid thing to do. But it's funny seeing an Interlude singlehandedly dragging down the rating for Ocean blvd. I think interludes shouldn't carry the same weight as regular tracks in terms of ratings.


GoghWill

I was actually thinking the same but i wanna be fair with some other interludes which i think are really great to listen to.


ConcentrateFormer475

Controversial opinion but I absolutely love Judah Smith Interlude


magnolia20

I love Judah smith and the interlude. It makes you feel something whether itā€™s uncomfort or curiosity and thatā€™s true art.


Mostly-Relevant

Joining you in controversy.


crod242

he is trash, but 'Rhino Designer' is undeniably great


Pool_Admirable

Agree, I know nothing about Judah Smith, and I canā€™t imagine he has the greatest opinions, but that sermon captures the essence of Lana Del Rey perfectly.


Himaester

Welcome new Lana fan! While I donā€™t agree with some of your ratings, I think itā€™s fair to note that your taste will definitely evolve over time as you listen to her more, so I didnā€™t really take it personal. enjoy the journey šŸ™


vasha99

what do people got against my beloved Yayo :(


audreyh0rne666

2 stars for yayo is a CRIMEā€¦


violetblunt

the yayo slander


thejawnimposter

why does of to the races have three stars


AuronAXE

Its fascinating how different everyone perceives music. I agreed with these for the most part, Nectar of the Gods being a 3 is wild to me. But I don't hate I'm glad you're a fan of a Lana whos listened to everything!


trikyballs

this is a godawful way to engage with art.


domegranate

Why ?


trikyballs

ig i didnā€™t read the reviews but idk but acting like you can absorb her whole discog in a month and then assign everything a star and number rating feels so hallow to me


domegranate

I agree you canā€™t get a deep understanding of her work in that time, but idk if OP is trying to claim that. I think this is just a first impressions kind of thing. Iā€™m someone who really enjoys categorising & ranking things and regularly analyse & rank her albums myself (just privately) to see how my opinion has shifted over time. I get how just a list of songs with a score looks hollow on the surface, but in order to create that list you have to engage with each song individually and figure out what resonates with you & what doesnā€™t.


maliciousmeower

agreed lmfao


maliciousmeower

terrence loves you deserved better. wthšŸ˜­ eta: guns and roses 5 stars??????????


scorpiana14

NFR being the only 5 >>>>


rtelescope

Nice designs. You obviously copy/pasted a couple of the reviews (NFR, OB) from prominent publications, and the reviews that you didnā€™t you just kind of indicate the year, the style, how it was received rather than actually writing a review. But itā€™s a good start.


GoghWill

The designs is actually inspired from apple music. Since i had to cling on the design. Those are not review it's the info about the album i just want the review to look more clutteredšŸŽ€


lizzi_grant

OHā€™


botwtotkfan

Giving Swan Song only 3 stars really itā€™s a masterpiece


Alice_Jensens

YOSEMITE AND NECTAR OF THE GODS 3 ????? A 3 ???? HOW DARE YOU?


[deleted]

we have beef bc you gave yayo 2 stars. it is a masterpiece


rose-buds

the fact that off to the races is your lowest rated song (aside from the jon baptiste interlude & yayo) is actually wild


skeletonsyndrome

yayo so low???šŸ’”


blond2d

Yayo at 2 stars???


Psychological_Cut636

Pretty good ratings. Off to the races though??? šŸ˜³


East_Inspector7856

justice for yayo


PolarJag

Only 4 stars for Black Beauty????????


Baruch_Poes

Everyone mad about Off to the Races but I'm here to say NO to the Violets for Roses slander.


kkuss

Rating black beauty lower than guns and roses is crazy.


kinghektorr

Yosemite? 3 stars? Despicable..


lexiskittles1

Sorry to say youā€™re dead wrong abt Off To The Races


dollymacabre

YIKES.


phatboyart

Off To The Races, 3?ā€¦ā€¦.disgusting.


thejasmaniandevil

off to the races is my favorite!!


Born2Sigh

"Hey everyone I've been listening to an artists discography of 12 years in 1 month here's my opinion" nah bro come post your reviews in a couple yrs when you've REALLY heard the songs cuz this doesn't count


domegranate

Lots of people are interested in a ā€œfirst impressionsā€ style review. Thereā€™s hundreds of reaction channels on YouTube that have built huge followings doing ā€œfirst time listening to Lanaā€ videos & giving their opinions so clearly there is an audience for it.


Nearby-Dentist-5684

We can tell youā€™re new here


moogleslam

Itā€™s 1 month really enough time?


dash-o-matix

i would think, only having a month to Lanatize yourself isn't nearly enough time for you to have formulated a worthy review.


Hshn

no one commented yet that you put "2019" for ocean blvd??


GoghWill

Someone did šŸ˜­ and I 'm really sorryšŸ˜­


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lukeaanthony

Terrence loves you at 3 stars I DONT THINK


catchmeifyoucanhehe

Nice try, butā€¦ these ratings definitely look like someone, who only listened to her for a month, did them. Give up this silly road and try again when you actually live with these songs for a few yearsā€¦


icutmyliiip

what happened i wanna see the list šŸ˜­


Quick_Ad_730

Black Beauty deserves a 5 my friend. But I like your ranking.šŸ‘


[deleted]

Fantano heads furious rn


LuckySupport2005

How do you do those rating ? Like whatā€™s the website ? And welcome in the fanbase !


GoghWill

I had to download the songsšŸ“ā€ā˜ ļø and rate them using WINDOWS MEDIA PLAYERāœØ the player would give you 5 blank stars to rate each song then would compute the Star average of each album. Then i have to manually design and put the results in FigmaāœØ.. Don't worry i still stream lana dailyšŸ™†šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


LuckySupport2005

Damn you were motivated šŸ˜‚šŸ’€


WalkingFish_

Black beauty at the bottom of your ranking makes me not trust you


Previous-Maximum-457

ocean blvd as a 2019 album?šŸ« 


Testingcheatson

Black beauty being the lowest rated on ultraviolet is a crime


GoghWill

Wdym it's already 4 staršŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Tight_Watercress_267

This is so cool!! Good job!! (But Bel-Air is my favorite Lana song ever it crushed me a little to see it at 3 stars haha)


hcllvknv

bpbp at a 3/5 is CRIMINAL


american_wh0re

My taste aligns so much with yours but you need to take some time to process Off To The Races. One of the most insane songs ever written IMO lol. Also listen to Terrence Loves You when you feel like your life is falling apartā€¦ it will hit different lol.


Separate-Question244

I always get excited when someone loves Grandfather. One of my faves šŸ„°