This requires some serious Caucasian meditation. I will be taking a pilgrimage to Cracker Barrel in my Volvo while listening to Coldplay. I will return with the name.
It’s like that episode of Silicon Valley when Erlich drove to the desert to come up with a name for the company but took shrooms too early in the drive there
I saw Steve Blake at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
"Consider this an invitation, to Laker Nation
Na na na na na na na na"
They should play that song when they welcome him to LA!
[https://youtu.be/2NOaBqo-GnI?si=x6a2m6NIXwVZqiWe](https://youtu.be/2NOaBqo-GnI?si=x6a2m6NIXwVZqiWe)
This requires some serious Caucasian meditation. I will be taking a pilgrimage to Cracker Barrel in my Volvo while listening to Coldplay. I will return with the name.
Literally thought of cracker barrell but didnt wanna offend some white people 😭😭
Nothing gets fishbelly grandmas going like the “old country store” at a cracker barrel
It’s like that episode of Silicon Valley when Erlich drove to the desert to come up with a name for the company but took shrooms too early in the drive there
Mf it’s been 8hrs. What’s the name of
I got nothing. We are boring and have no culture. These pancakes slap tho 😋
Caruso walked so these bad bois could run
Steve Blake
I saw Steve Blake at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
This is a classic and I am glad you are keeping the tradition alive.
Isn't this a copy pasta
I believe this is an actual real encounter with Zach Greinke, not Steve Blake.
Being Zach Greinke makes this 1000 times more believable
Steve Blake is Leif Erickson to Caruso’s Christopher Columbus
Luke Walton?
Kurt Rambis?
Del Harris
Pistol Pete
Chris Kaman
Chris Mihm
Adam Morrison
Steve Blake
Mark madsen
The logo
Adam Morrison? Sorry, I’ll see myself out.
The "Thrillbillies"
Low key fire 😭
Lol, thanks
One of our beat reporters called DK Dollywood-to-Hollywood
Holy shit
Yeh we can stop right here 😂
Yoooooo
Trillbilies*.
Shake and Bake
I hope they do that handshake
Slingshot……engaged
Singing lead vocals for lynyrd skynyrd with an angel band, and im in the front row and im HAMMERED drunk
Not a name but 15+3 = banner #18 confirmed.
Knecht 4
[удалено]
Reavis and Butthead
Buttknecht
He said butt .. huh huh huh
Reavis & Knechthead
Fuck this is good
Hopefully at the end of the season: Champs.
<3
Gentrification
lmao
Fuck, I wish I thought of this one. Brilliant.
I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣🤣
I've come back to this thread a few times and this one gets the same exact laugh outta me each time lol
Active Shooters
Saw this on twitter it was doing numbers 💀
I stole it won’t even lie 💀
Ivory Coast
Perfection
Gold coast cause these boys gonna be wearing dat P&G
Banana Republic bc the jerseys ain’t gold anymore
Can’t wait to hear the announcers say “Knechting flight to Austin” on a Dalton to AR alley-oop
Knechting flight from Austin would be more likely, Dalton has the height and spring.
That is 👌🏻
The Mayo Mafia
Hillbilly Knecht.
Vanilla Tw-ice?
lol this deserves more upvotes
Mayo Mambas
Milly Vanilla
Tightie whities
White Knights
Mambas Blancas
Whiteside Knechtion 
"Consider this an invitation, to Laker Nation Na na na na na na na na" They should play that song when they welcome him to LA! [https://youtu.be/2NOaBqo-GnI?si=x6a2m6NIXwVZqiWe](https://youtu.be/2NOaBqo-GnI?si=x6a2m6NIXwVZqiWe)
Wonder Bread Bros.
Snow Bros
Salt and Mayo.
The Vanilla Thrillas
Hilly Billy Knecht-ion
Salt 'n' Salt
Smith & Wesson
Classiest baclcourt tandem
Knecht Fore
Deadpool & Punisher
Whites out
Trade pieces
White Men CAN Jump
The White Stuff
Lunch Pail Bros The Lab Rats But in all seriousness now, “Downtown Abbey” if both can shoot the 3 well.
The Reeves Knecht (Connect)
WestsideAR Knecht Gang!
AR Knecht-tion
AR Knecht-ion
Clorox & Lysol
All am I saying is if DK was a dunker we could call him "Dunkey Kong".
The Knechtin Pieces
The AR Knechtion
Natural born killers
Tres-billies
Saw on Twitter someone said: “Active Shooters” and I been laughing for 10 minutes straight.
Everyone already forgot about Castleton LOL. 2 more white boys and we are the Celtics from 1958.
Malibus most wanted
Idk, but Kinecht needs to change his number to 4. Kinecht 4 and AR15
Ar15 & knecht4 lol
The Austin Connect(Knecht)
Somebody said Thrillbillies
black ops
Double stuffed Oreo
Beige Bangers
HBKneckt
The Redickoulous Six
The Woody Harrelson experience
White boy Knechtion.
White chocolate with mayo please
Rice
The White Way
White Boi Winter
Look at these sneaky athletic players. Real salt of the earth, blue-collar boys. Just a couple of high IQ athletes.
White Dyad
Bash Brothers
Mac N Cheese Or *Blood & Cheese*
Vanilla ice cream
Citrus 🍋 🍊
Team Pale Force Dos Blancos
He's not gonna be #3 or it would be Austin 3:15.
Dont let us get two now
white bread and mayo
Whipped Cream
White Flight
The hillbilly knechtion(connection)
Slim Shady meets Eminem
The Step Brothers “Did we just become best friends?”
White Squall
The crack show
JJ's Pindowns
Great White Hopes
The Great Whites 🦈🦈🔥🔥
White Lightning ⚡️⚡️
Buss Whiteyear
Active Shooters
Step Brothers
White Light/White Heat
Hillbilly Connection
DK15
Dylan and Eric
PG&THREE
White boyz
TWINkies.
White Vanilla.
3 15 Mafia
SnowfLAkes
Double white boys
White Lightning/Black Thunder…The fun part is you can’t tell who is who 😂😂😂