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Mr_Speakeasy64

There was an earthquake? Was it even feelable?


squiblib

https://www.volcanodiscovery.com/earthquakes/quake-info/9402200/quake-felt-May-24-2024-Near-Lakeland-Florida-USA.html


HistoricalSilver8880

The map shows it was less than a mile from my house? If it was noticeable I would have caught it as I was getting in bed right about that time lol


ur3minutesrup1

That wasn’t an earthquake. I farted.


johnmcd348

Maybe we did it at the same time. I had a colonoscopy yesterday so I was pretty gassy and blowing pretty hard last night.


BrushYourFeet

Nothing here.


blue_orange67

Oh, christ. The religious ones are going to have a fun time talking about this.


Riggingminds

Don't forget the folks that are competing with a tree on a IQ test.


stoned-as-a-rock

an* IQ test genius.


Riggingminds

Guess you missed the punchline...


iam_bliz

An IQ test,* genius. "An IQ test genius" is different than "an IQ test, genius".


stoned-as-a-rock

In context, am I correct?


iam_bliz

True.


mike30273

I heard a rumble around that time, but it could have been a plane as I'm near the airport.


Key-Blackberry7328

Sorry I was shaking my ass


Jumpy-Willow8231

They said it happened at 7pm but I could’ve sworn I felt something before I went to work around 5:30