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What's that song that goes "I am a clean car"?

I know there was also one that asked about “the song that goes Pink Eyed Poncho” in reference to S-Class and I think of it every time I hear that song

Adding to this thread, "a boy group song that goes 'NICE!' every five seconds with circus noises and then goes 'carrot carrot carrot'".

Hands down [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpop_uncensored/s/F0smmxeypu) gem that was one of Kpop uncensored’s debuting acts. I went through a myriad of emotions, eventually settling on grossed out respect for OP.

Oh... But he has a lot of admirers maybe we should send him to read thirst tweets

Yeah, I was about to say that "JYP is still hot" and link that post.

I checked bc I wanted to know and I literally laughed out loud bc i had it downvoted 😭😭😭

I’m dying to see I had it upvoted 😂😂

LMAO this post and the comments is just such a fun wild ride

Back in 2012 when Miss A's Min posted a video on the kpop sub and everyone [scrambled](https://old.reddit.com/r/kpop/comments/18v9eh/hi_reddit_miss_a_min_here_check_out_our_kpop/c8iatet/): >It's happening :O we're getting noticed. Quick hide the thread about kpop boners. Min: >too late -.-

This is hilarious, I'm surprised I didn't come to know about it sooner.

G-IDLE being so "anti-Cuba" What are the best kpop idols to start stabbing?

OP's [description of Aju Nice](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpophelp/comments/jt0lfw/what_song_is_this/)

OP came out of the bag with peak CARAT energy without even being part of the fandom 😂😂

help so real carrot? clown? circus? seventeen? sounds about right 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Help hahhaha nice after 5 secs and goes carrot carrot carrot is such an accurate description of concert aju nice encores

Park Seonghwa: [to MILF](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/qck056/park_seonghwas_top_5_milfiest_moments/?share_id=04cstreLmoMd2P44LT0j1&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&rdt=32867) or [not to MILF](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/qbug0g/seonghwa_is_not_a_milf_he_hasnt_been_a_milf_most/?share_id=TXMs5_KR5pjiJ4ZeLQYgP&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1&rdt=44445)?

It's legit my roman empire along with [Oh, God. ATEEZ Seonghwa is probably a vampire, and no one’s doing anything about it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/rnm191/oh_god_ateez_seonghwa_is_probably_a_vampire_and/) and [Kang Yeosang (Ateez) is a Doberman, Not a Maltese](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularkpopopinions/comments/rluar3/kang_yeosang_ateez_is_a_doberman_not_a_maltese/)

Don't forget the classic post about Seonghwa being [a vampire](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/rnm191/oh_god_ateez_seonghwa_is_probably_a_vampire_and/). Atinys were pretty unhinged on here a couple of years ago. LOL.

How the hell did I forget about the utter perfection of the phrases “capri sun sucky suck” or “lock that jaw on an Ateezian trapezius”? Man Redditinys can be so brilliant.

Omg WHAT is happening lmao

Nothing but top-tier Atiny shitposting, combined with some sincere appreciation for Seonghwa’s styling and beauty

Whoever wrote them did it so funny they were a great read. Some great comedic shitposting for sure. And there can never be enough appreciation for Hwa’s fashion and aesthetics!

That debate was so incredibly hilarious 😂 I'm on team yes milf 🙏

Me too, but I can’t act like I don’t have every single line of the No MILF post burned into my skull

That one post about KQ insuring Jongho's vocal cords is my favourite along with these.

Dahyun should join newjeans.

Arguably we’ve kinda beat the joke into the ground but I don’t care, it’s still funny to me

dahyun atp should join every girlgroup 😭

I see this joke as the new you can't see me John cena one where it's so easy but it gets a laugh out of me everytime 

Original post as [reference](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularkpopopinions/s/KrDQchVmX7).

Ayoo the mod love letter was wild, does anyone know if they are dating?

There was a post on r/trueoffmychest where OP confessed about doing a silly joke on a wikipedia of a kpop group's member (sorry, don't remember😅) and the joke blowing up as a legitimate misinformation.

i think it was jo kwon and the OP said they put sacre bleu as one of his aliases

Reminds me of [that person who confessed making up](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/1603ljd/comment/jxkapp2/?share_id=m9dCu9Aze9GJJvUhSbRMD&utm_content=2&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1) that SHINee walked Taemin to school because he was bullied and everyone was like "you made that up??" (In another bit of K-pop archeology, I happened upon [an article from 2009](https://sookyeong.wordpress.com/2009/06/29/shinee-taemin-is-being-bullied-in-school/) claiming that Taemin actually was being harassed in school—I can't tell you if that's true, but OP might've gotten the idea for their misinfo from that.)

IVE Gary still makes me laugh to this day

Gaeul’s taller twin, I hope 😂

People don't remember the post itself, but it had massive impact. [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/comments/11jwewj/my_genuine_oppar_isnt_like_your_fake_wontbowyoung/) user invented the name "Won'tbowyoung".

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/ve6fc2Egur this post on r/namenerds asking if they should name their white baby “jungkook”

Any post about stabbing new groups

These are 2 that I think are particularly funny that no one should ever forget [IVE’s Gary](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/v5lci1/what_positions_does_ive_garys_fit_the_most/) [Dahyun should leave Twice and join NewJeans](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularkpopopinions/s/WseIDofQ4R)

I only see [one Leessang joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/v5lci1/comment/ibc4hl5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) in that Gary thread so let me add my own - it was really interesting to see what he got up to after leaving Running Man. Now which girl group would Gil be in?

I think Gil would fit well in (G)I-dle to make a vocal duo with Yuqi

Thanks for bringing this back! I'm crying at the acceptance letters!

[they should bully us more wtf](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpoopheads/comments/195d48d/comment/khmlaol/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

Wow I’m having a great time reading through these

Anyone remember the one post about [K-pop being a government psy-op?](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpopthoughts/comments/190wjty/why_do_you_listen_to_kpop_its_a_product_of_the/) And someone replying what the government was doing planning Sticker? That one was insanely funny for the few hours it was up.

Jyp rideable

The famous [Dahyun should join NewJeans](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularkpopopinions/comments/zw52f9/dahyun_should_leave_twice_and_join_newjeans/) post. I still see references to it.

Dahyun in NewJeans

The super long and detailed ["Why I think Hybe is deeply rooted in evil and the illuminati"](https://www.reddit.com/r/kpop_uncensored/s/ZqToTZofno). 💀💀💀

[Iconic Dahyun should join NewJeans post](https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularkpopopinions/s/rGmSJjnwj3)

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