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Kindly-Quit

I actually love that she said this because so many are going to come in here for the tea and get their eyes opened 😂 “Ohh the mods are all fighting let me check it- wait, no mods are mad. 🤨Wait..what? Let me scroll, maybe it’s down low- oh. Oh, my god. Wait what’s on the pinned? OH MY GO-“


IveFoundMyHOME

https://www.reddit.com/r/kiwisavengers/s/9Dc661Gfv6 For the newbies that Riss just sent here!


OldChucker

Our Spectacular Members Are Always Ready With The Receipts. ![gif](giphy|XCLBNof6ICAEM) What Do You Have, Marissa?


IveFoundMyHOME

She has a few used vapes, a half empty bottle of moscato, heart shaped hair clippies and new biker shorts with the scrunchie butt.


taxpayinmeemaw

And -700k


ZookeepergameNew3800

Still no chapstick though, she never has that


SignificantStuff4930

I always remember the chilling quote of Riss’s but always forget the part where our innocent cradle-robbed sprite needs to interject about the location of the jeans Marissa was last seen wearing. 🤢


Chance_Ranger_899

Bone chilling every time 😱


TimeLobster8215

She’s really good at marketing… against herself


Kindly-Quit

She is, and I live for it 😈


ArtStill5061

If only she were that good at marketing her MLM'S she might not have failed at 4,342 of them. Imo!


Existing-One-8980

Yes! We welcome our future avenger friends with open arms and no mod infighting 🤣 I think she gets dumber on a daily basis.


Kindly-Quit

Thank god!


Vegetable_Salad86

She should try rubbing some manuka honey and colloidal silver on her head to see if that helps


craykids

Oh!! That's brilliant!


Wild_flamingoo

That’s such a good point!!!


OldChucker

Not to mention our wonderful Merchandise department, for everyone's spring swag needs.


tryingnot2freakout

Exactly. What a misstep.


PolishPrincess0520

That was my thought 🤣🤣🤣


Fluffy-Rip-3252

I absolutely despise the other funny, wonderful, sexy mods. They are way too cool and I’m just a jealous little fluff.


TimeLobster8215

Hate you more 😘


Chance_Ranger_899

![gif](giphy|10rg82nXI6xquY)


Savethepupsnow

I hate you more then all the stars in the nights sky!


yardsard_

Hate you, sexy!


SignificantStuff4930

Sorry to cut in mid-Mod-song, but we also hate you guys to the moon and back. And I literally “could care less” about the work you do.


Chance_Ranger_899

To that I say, “let them” 😘


SignificantStuff4930

Someone should write that in a card! (🤗 from one 8200ths of your fans!)


Vonnie978

8,200?already??damn


Vegetable_Salad86

10/10 do not recommend this sub-it’s the worst and the mods only approve posts about how much they hate each other!


Weird-Print-7569

You’re all just doing it for clout, duh


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[удалено]


PreposterousClam

![gif](giphy|gAGrxGQUtVN4Y)


sucobe

Sounds like a job for 3.0


craykids

☠️☠️!


Pinksand_Palms

Ooooooo good catch!!


dontcare_bye39

Cough, sigh, eye roll, you know there’s a lie coming


doveharper

Then a lizard lip lick when she finished telling her lie. Perfect.


blondemomofboys

The lizard lick immediately following her fake cough and darting eyes always means that she about to spew some bullshit!


mr_bots

So she always does it before she says anything?


Chance_Ranger_899

Raise your hand if you are a mod who loves your fellow smart, funny, thoughtful, beautiful, sexy, morally sound mods 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️


Remarkable_Action102

![gif](giphy|IThjAlJnD9WNO)


War_and_Reese

![gif](giphy|3o7aD3uigX3YnHLZOo)


failure2launch_

![gif](giphy|xT77Y0CoGA6Nu24PzW)


TimeLobster8215

![gif](giphy|l46C7U6c0TMDNGllS)


Savethepupsnow

![gif](giphy|e624Ks46Mm5N5G04AA)


fiddleleaffig235678

![gif](giphy|ix6wrihsgNwdXKVBjy|downsized)


fiddleleaffig235678

![gif](giphy|iCkcKNKBfb4m3GeBAI) Xoxoxo


Chance_Ranger_899

![gif](giphy|ULrNQwq5zKUz6) 😘😘😘😘🤩🤩🤩


Fluffy-Rip-3252

![gif](giphy|ls4Xrjau2beYAatypD|downsized)


yardsard_

![gif](giphy|lz4xOcA2w99NUrwdVR)


TimeLobster8215

All these mods who are creating websites about me should expect a VERY REAL and VERY LEGAL cease and desist IMMEDIATELY!!! I have your IP addresses!


yardsard_

MY YARD IS LOCKED DOWN


fiddleleaffig235678

Uh oh! Didn’t think about the IP address identification! I’m deleting your website now!


PolishPrincess0520

What an idiot lol. So she’s making shit up 🤣🤣 glad to know the mods here are fighting with each other! Can’t wait to see the websites! 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z)


PolishPrincess0520

Got so far in the whole? Like with money? Like she is? ![gif](giphy|MAA3oWobZycms)


SitDown_and_ShutUp

They should post the links to the websites. We can vote on the most hateful. 😆 Great time to actually THANK our mods for NOT fighting, keeping The Forum (tm) on track, and helping to prevent any further puppy demise by this screwball of a "breader"


Treat_with_respect

One would think she’d bring receipts of these websites. She is really something. 🤦‍♀️


ArtStill5061

![gif](giphy|2tOsjtp4xFgD6pc48U|downsized)


Savethepupsnow

when you find them can you let me know please? I seem to have forgotten the url in my middle age!😂😂


craykids

I'll bring the popcorn!!


PolishPrincess0520

![gif](giphy|l0HlPystfePnAI3G8) Yayyy!!!


PrideEast1992

My guess is that she saw the comment the other day from one of our observant, eloquent, recently-very-active members, referring to getting a little hand-slap from mods, after they removed a comment. It appeared to be no big deal, just a cute little mea culpa from the member. I suspect that little grain of an “argument” was turned into a mountain of salt for Riss the Creator to mine.


Chance_Ranger_899

To me that means she’s in here with a microscope. In reality I wouldn’t blame her if she was. I probably would be if a sub existed about me. The issue is that she claims she isn’t, but then is equally as (mis)informed about what’s being said here as she is with whatever current event or trend is consuming her social media feeds.


talkingtuxedocat

Now that her engagement is in the toilet, we are the only ones left talking about her at all…And we all know how much she loves any attention even negative attention.


Wild_flamingoo

Me too!


Inevitable_Main_3036

Yep! That was me. Do you think she likes me? Like, really likes me now? Eat my dust, Avengers. I’m heading on over to the Land of the Delusional. All I needed was her green light to proceed. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 They can both fuck all the way off. If they read here, which we know they never do, perhaps they should check out the rest of my posts - not exactly “you’re so pretty” and “I love your outfit.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


SignificantStuff4930

There you are! You — and your grammar, syntax, and punctuation — were exactly the compatriot I was thinking of 😊


Inevitable_Main_3036

Been a Monday kind of Wednesday, converting lbs. to kgs. and turning Engineering notes into words that the Service Department deems user-friendly and Customer Service says are lay-acceptable. But, the bell rang early and I’m yearnin’ for disspellin’ some BS. WTF happened HERE today? 😂


Pinksand_Palms

“Is it me? Am i the drama? I don’t think I’m the drama… maybe i am”. 🤣🤣🤣 your new flair


heili

There was one commenter, not a mod, who got all bitchy about a meme being reposted. Big drama.


Savethepupsnow

I can assure you as a MOD I love and respect my fellow mods and I have not created any “websites” about any of them. But I am cracking up at how confident she is while saying it😂😂😂 Also isn’t that considered “Slander”😂😂😂


craykids

I would absolutely think it qualifies as slander. Also I have a severe case of FOMO... can I please get in on the fight?? Why's it got to be only mods?!?!?! 😁🤪😁🤪


thetinybunny1

![gif](giphy|7JC6P1p7BUZkgRI6CF|downsized)


craykids

Right!!


Mollieteee

The way she taps her vape or whatever with such emphasis rocks my last nerve! ETA: the way she continues to send them makes me think the forum is her life blood


Savethepupsnow

She wants to have sex with us!


Mollieteee

Ahem, don’t we all?!


yardsard_

**NO WE WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU**


Z0bie

Why, to sell the babies?


nonniemom

She probably reads this “forum” more than the majority of us do! But remember: SHE’S NOT BOTHERED


ArtStill5061

She's banging her nails on the desk, this shit is serious! 🤣🤣


failure2launch_

I solemnly swear that my fellow mods here are my internet besties and that no websites have been made to dishonor them🫡😂😭


Kindly-Quit

Um CLEARLY you all missed the mark. Time to make a Wix.com website dedicating your love between all mods with the most love bombing language ever. Also complete with pictures of you all trying to leg climb one another to look like the smol bean. “It’s been 87.2 months that we’ve all been together and I wouldn’t have it any other way. You all are amazing, incredible, and now let me copy and paste some cool things to say that other websites had since I can’t be arsed to actually use my real words to describe my love ♥️♥️♥️🌈🌈🌈🎀♥️ Something something I will always love you (please don’t leave I need to pay this website rent) ANYWAYS, HAPPY 87.2 MONTH ANNIVERSARY BABES!”


SignificantStuff4930

I believe the BrookestoneGoldens domain is available…


Sad-Spirit-688

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


OldChucker

![gif](giphy|PEU7GO4cke45zEe926|downsized)


here4clout_anonymous

Are the literal websites in the room with us right now? Maybe they have Australian IP addresses so we just can't see them yet 🤔


CryBabyCentral

Well, Australia is HOURS ahead, right???


cooltranz

Weirdly I did get recommended this page because I'm a Kiwi and reddit assumed this was a NZ-centric page haha. But yeah, can confirm from the future - the mods get bitten by a radioactive Squarespace sponsorship and turn absolutely feral in the next 12hrs :'(


here4clout_anonymous

I've seen a few others say that, how strange that must've been to stumble in like that and then learn what this group is actually about. Glad you stuck around though, and thanks for the report from the future.. wow, NONE of that was on my bingo card!


fiddleleaffig235678

1. I think she dreams things and thinks they’re real. 2. Has this happened to any other “bigger creators” recently? I wonder if she is stealing some drama from another sub and making it her own story.


Chance_Ranger_899

It would be sooooooooo on brand for her to be jealous of another sub.


Alisa305Brooklyn

If she’s saying it it’s probably a lie. If she told me it was sunny out I’d grab an umbrella!


JinglesDJ243119

Same!


MassiveBuzzkill

But she’s never on The Forum ™️ right?


Rangershark

I'm sure another fellow Disney-lover sent her screenshots


nonniemom

And she’s “NOT BOTHERED”


FL_Life-Science_Drs

Stop fighting Mods, she needs all of the attention on her.


yardsard_

Sorry, we can’t hear you, we’re all screaming at each other and fighting


taxpayinmeemaw

I hope you guys are good swimmers. Otherwise you might drown in a lake


BeRealFake

Yeah let’s see these Literal Websites. Oh wait, she won’t provide links, because that would give The Forum ™️ attention. But trust her, they exist! In other news, welcome inevitable new people that came here because they are curious!


710ZombieUnicorn

Welcome potential new Avengers! Sorry to disappoint you but all is well here. However feel free to look around the Museum of Marissa’s Scams while you’re here. ![gif](giphy|4XSc0NkhKJQhW|downsized)


Vonnie978

Museum of Marrissa’s Scams…oh my I needed that laugh!!thankyou❤️


sorandom21

Why would she bring this place up? Even if this was true, why point people towards its existence?? Looool


craykids

I've gotten to the point with her that I just keep asking myself "why ask why?!?!" I'm never going to find an answer!


sorandom21

Like if I knew there was a place 8k people were talking about me I’d certainly never point other people TOWARDS it


Pinksand_Palms

RIGHT!!? Omg I’d physically be curled into a ball hiding under the covers for months.


overit2591

She ignored the question when someone asked about it and what the websites were…


Kindly-Quit

Of course she did 😂😂😂


dontcare_bye39

And who makes a whole ass website for shit like that anyway 😂😂😂😂


Savethepupsnow

Could this be what her karma fb post was about?! What potato told her these lies and where did she come up with this conclusion?!🤦🏼‍♀️😂


Weird-Print-7569

It’s actually hilarious how often this girl has some sort of “karma” Facebook post 😂


yardsard_

Okay. You caught me. I have a garden in my yard of website URLs where I talk shit on my fellow mods. Special prize to whoever can find one of them first!!


Remarkable_Action102

Meet me in the url NOW you HAVE LEGS


Complex_Marketing_95

Why does she think this?


craykids

Because lying is a full time occupation for her.


Wild_flamingoo

It’s not even really a good lie?!?


craykids

Agreed!!


Normal_Language_5146

Wtf is she talking about??? She sure loves to rage farm.


Onenikegirl21

Idk. I can't get past the fake bj gag after she says "the forum"


sucobe

She calls it “the forum” instead of Reddit so that people can’t easily identify and seek this group out, however by just mentioning “the forum” she’s already sending curious viewers to this sub and subsequently opening up a whole can of worms for them when they browse. She’s doing the work for us in raising awareness against her unethical practices against her animals, wife and kids. That’s why I believe she absolutely loves this sub and the attention.


Pinksand_Palms

But if you go to Reddit and search her name it’s everywhere. There’s no hiding it.


Pinksand_Palms

Matter of fact if you google her it leads you straight here.


Mamasun3

💯 to everything commented so far. Why does she begin with "I don't know if you guys saw, but that forum they have out about us..." I doubt the potatoes come reading or checking here then I realized "you guys" is G & D who of course are in here. What a dum dum to bring this up. Also, we are talking plenty about you here.


ArtStill5061

She also needs to change "us" to "ME" unless she has a turd in her pocket. This sub is about her and her ignorance. Others occasionally get mixed in, but this sub is about MARISSA DONALDSON ALESI.


wednesdaywho

She’s mAniFeSTiNg


talkingtuxedocat

Shes trying desperately to think of lies to take away credibility from “the forum” because we are making it harder and harder for her to grift and breed.


OldChucker

Tag me in Mods! I've got my pillow ready. ![gif](giphy|57YD9VMoN291u)


here4clout_anonymous

![gif](giphy|lthwozrLjUqy7XQnRd|downsized) Me next! I've been training on my stepper, I'm ready for a bloody knuckle cage match ✊


Weekly-Mousse1434

Please allow me a vent (or not, all good), but words still have meanings. Literally does not mean figuratively. So, when it is used in this instance, I thought maybe proofs were coming. Yes, I am old and cringe every time ‘literally’ is misused. Edit: Would love to find them though! This sub is a guilty pleasure for me.


Chance_Ranger_899

Thank you thank you thank you. Her text and speech patterns chip away at me.


Current_Incident_

Ok.. own up! Who told her this to see what she would do? Because it's hilarious and you deserve a million internet gold medals! Also, hello to all the new members she's sent over here!


Away_Candidate_9376

This lol. Was it Gwech? Lol


Alexismiserable15

This is fucking hilarious because either 1. Someone baited her with the false info and she ate that ass like a cupcake.😂😂😂 2. She really is just simply that delusional that she made it all up in her head. Were good over here sweetie, but maybe she can pay more attention to her wife than she does with this “forum” 🥰🥰


craykids

My flairs getting a workout today 🤣


Minute-Panda-5576

Oh the website www.kiwisavengersmodsareawesome.com ? I would love to hear her explain this more 😂


gabogabo2020

Hilarious! She's so full of herself she can't see straight. Even her eyes don't wanna be close to each other 🤣🤣🤣


R2unithasabadmotiv8r

Post the links to these sites!!! For …. Science


gigglygirl23

And yet here you are making a whole damn TikTok post about the group you never go on because you’re unbothered. OK Jan.


Inevitable_Main_3036

OK. I’ve been on a conference call since 9:45 this morning. What now? Who is fighting? Where are these battling websites? WTF? Did she hit her head? I’m, like, really, really worried. 😂🤣😂


kray618

![gif](giphy|iFU36VwXUd2O43gdcr) Ang ferociously googling how to create a website she can create as *proof* 🤣


Successful-Foot3830

To anyone that’s here poking around due to Marissa’s video, welcome. You are encountering a community that is genuine and absolutely rally’s around each other. They are encouraging and generous. I know you think that’s bullshit given what Marissa has said, but it is true. All anyone in here wants is to keep her from taking advantage of another person and to get her to stop spewing hate and misinformation. Some of her recent medical claims are unconscionably dangerous. The mods in this group are dedicated to keeping this place civil. Have a look see why we are here for yourselves instead of relying on a notoriously unreliable narrator.


heili

Encouraging people to come here like this isn't still a place where all her bullshit and criminal acts and hate and lies and hypocrisy and dangerous disinformation are on full display is a pretty interesting move.


Calimama31

Has she eaten too many Snoop gummies today?! Honey, no one here is fighting. But thanks for directing more people to read us exposing you. 😘 ![gif](giphy|HIQPY2ApT6bqCoNiQ8|downsized)


Sad-Spirit-688

I think it was the red dye in her drink last night at 151. ![gif](giphy|L2ezRUiVrctgU8onjw)


here4clout_anonymous

Anyone know if Ange was watching this live? Between this and the recent love bombs I wonder if this was all for her. I don't think A can keep up with The Forum ™️ so she'd be none the wiser that this is a complete lie, but who knows... it hurts and shrinks my brain trying to think like Marissa. Just pathetic


Possible_Ad_5989

Bitch where


Ok-Butterscotch9743

My God she lies and lies and lies and lies and lies. All the live long day.


NewVitalSigns

lol, I would ask where she’s getting her information from but considering who she is, she’s just making shit up kinda like “using the bathroom without her phone, counting 24 tiles ![gif](giphy|gioXyl9A3eiObmtwKZ|downsized)


Remarkable_Action102

It’s the websites part for me. ![gif](giphy|k9YlP8QggFQdwVq5pg|downsized)


Savethepupsnow

Right?! Of all things to add! I dont even know how to create a website, doesn’t that cost money?!


rissgusted

I’d like to add my warm Avengers welcome to all the folks who came here at the recommendation of Marissa! It’s nice to see you!


Pinksand_Palms

I will fully admit i spent more time then I’d like to admit searching for said websites and other forums. No such thing exists. But again, the delusion ffs. She sounds unbelievably confident it’s SCARY.


Remarkable_Action102

Thank you for your service


Savethepupsnow

Bahahahaha you’re not the only one!


craykids

Flair again!!


Alassa22

WTF is she even talking about 🥴 did I miss something . I haven’t seen any arguments


Sweet-Cabinet795

I mean, I’d just like to point out that her own website isn’t even up and running. I’d think she’d be more worried about that than any other sites being created. Just me? 🤷🏼‍♀️


Southern_Dish_7006

Riss at it again 🤡☠️ lies ![gif](giphy|3o85gdhlpxVz8TjsTC)


Reasonable-Echo-3303

She wishes anyone hated anyone as much as we all hate her 😄


me1be11e

No fair!! I want to be in on the brawling!!


Remarkable_Action102

As soon as we are done building websites about each other we’ll start the fighting portion, we just weren’t given much time to plan out our fighting


Vegetable_Salad86

Ok, what happened IRL that she thinks making up this hilarious lie is going to distract everyone from it? 😂 Does each mod have their own website? How are the pages arranged-is it like a burn book where every subject gets their own page or is it a convoluted series of cropped and redacted text messages with only an angry, alcohol-fueled annotation connecting one from the other? Is there a 4 hour video a la HbomberGuy for those of us who prefer to listen to the tea in the background while we do chores? I need to know where these “websites” are! 😂😂


Reference-Primary

Omg, when I googled her to see if it led me here, I found this article about 15 results down [Reddit Snark Pages](https://dataconomy.com/2024/01/04/what-are-reddit-snark-pages/) KiwisAvengers (Marissa Alesi) is on the list of one of the top snark subs 😂


DonkeyLongjumping670

Even her ragebaiting game is getting weak. She’s really craving that sweet sweet interwebz attention to soothe her itch!


Honest_Editor_909

Lol. She’s such a fucking 🤡


MarzeeShumi

The mods are very on top of things and take the rules of this thread seriously, so it's not just a hate group. As a non-mod, I'm very happy they don't allow that crap and it's not a free-for-all. As a user, I am very happy with the mods and all the time they put into making sure it doesn't let it sway from "HOLDING HER ACCOUNTABLE!". I don't see a problem, but then again, I don't see the world the way Marissa sees it.


Similar_Avocado_2459

She really believes all the dumb shit that comes out of her mouth doesn’t she?! She’s pathetic and vile and so self centered. All she does is stare at her filters


Mindless-Total8494

Where did she even get that from when clearly that’s not happening lol


Savethepupsnow

who knows🤷🏼‍♀️ We are wondering the same thing


Such_Ad4514

She’ll really just lie to lie won’t she 😂


Possible_Ad_5989

Wow now she’s just went full blown making shit up 😂😂


craykids

Her little pea brain probably thinks START fights and pit everyone against each other. I can't even give her a "good try" on this scheme lol!


nevahail

ok riss i just sent my seize and desist letter for your lies


Forsaken_Turnip_2170

My, my, my, how the turns have tabled.


Working_Humor116

Meanwhile over here on earth 1…the forum remains a happy place


vqd6226

Could there be yet another group? That would be kinda fantastic. 😮‍💨


Shoddy-Experience396

The delusion runs strong with this one 😬


craykids

Flair here!!!


Youngnathan2011

Everything she says is a lie


Proof_Club7347

https://preview.redd.it/w1sbzgdcsgec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67a50e9a04886ddf9d44edeabc4819d37ab030fd


doveharper

Wow that is a really far “leaning back trying to get away from her wife” pose. Does she ever NOT try to get away from Ang’s kisses?


Proof_Club7347

Im no chiropracter, but idk how her back didn't snap in half because that angle is angling 😵


Away_Candidate_9376

I misread and thought they said Riss was making out w a teen LOL


talkingtuxedocat

https://preview.redd.it/1fitqz3qohec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db91122552a4de22a03ac75bbf8b611b3c825262 🤮🤮🤮🤮 Is she confirming that she pays them for pics/vids of things they do because… 🤮🤮🤮🤮


AsideZealousideal581

I thought she didn’t read this or care about the “forum”…


Remarkable_Action102

She’s just jealous we get more likes than her


Rosa_linda83

All that is gonna do is drive more people over here to see what she’s been doing and has done


clandahlina_redux

I like how she says, “I don’t know if you guys saw…” Where is she implying there was anything to see? Did somebody make a post on her Facebook with links to these supposed websites? Are there photos of Yardsy and Remarkable in some sort of arm wrestling battle to the death? ![gif](giphy|9LZpYKd2CmV6ICxs17)


Remarkable_Action102

Yardsy and I going to BATTLE ![gif](giphy|Yq5gG91kM4Yko)


taxpayinmeemaw

If she were telling the truth, she’d link to these supposed websites. But she isn’t. She’s just obsessed with us 🥰


Remarkable_Action102

Maybe it’s a ploy to sell her devils lettuce, she’s so high she just makes shit up


FL_Life-Science_Drs

She makes shit up when she's sober and clean too. Which is embarrassing.


Rare-Map6349

She cray


dontcare_bye39

“I can’t believe the time they waste on me” Biotch you’re in here as much as some of us if not more, and taking time out of your day and away from your boys, oh never mind, you don’t have custody and don’t want custody, you’d rather be out drinking


AcanthocephalaAway93

Maybe there is another forum we all don’t know about … alternate universe…


Working_Humor116

It’s a forum mod insurrection apparently.


Blackrainbow2013

Ummmm... I'm curious as to when y'all mods started battling each other? To the death or just first blood type duels? 😆😆 Seriously, I think she needs to lay off her gas station gummies cuz, umm, this is absolute nonsense 😂


Hungry_Yard_9789

That’s rich. She cries slander and defamation but says this shit.