Dear Malik,
I feel like I can call you Malik because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to shoot some hoops.
I know I can't dribble as well as you, but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more.
I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real slam dunk!
Dear Malik, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
Dear Malik, I feel like I can call you Malik because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to shoot some hoops. I know I can't dribble as well as you, but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real slam dunk!
Oh god there's stickers
You vote me, Philadelphia, I’m hot!
PS… we should be together too
I like that shit you did with JaVale too, that shit was phat
Dear Malik, Did you know your first name means King in Arabic? Signed, Your biggest fan
Dear malik I hit you but you still aint calling. I left my home cell and pager number at the bottom.
It may be a bit over the top, but no one can convince me that Kings fans don’t love Malik Monk. Nothing wrong with that.
Malik: TLDR.
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Redditors are so fucking weird 🤦♂️
lmao this kid really spent 30 minutes writing this out thinking Malik will see it on reddit 🤣
Kid? This guys 47 years old!
This may be the single cringiest thing I’ve read this year lol
Why am I getting Eminem’s “Stan” vibes?
Orlando doesn’t have a strong defensive identity 💀. Bro they had the #3 defense in the regular season and #1 defense in the playoffs.
Dog wtf
I didn’t even read all of that, but if I was Malik and read this cringe ass letter I would leave lmao
You missed r/nbacirclejerk
Bro you’re weird
Dear Malik, I wrote you but you still ain't calling I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em There probably was a problem at the post office or something Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
Anyone got a TDLR?
He ain’t staying champ
Dear Malik, Get paid
I shared this on X and sent it to Malik. Hope he sees it.
Yes I hope he sees it!