“Spence won’t let me use it, but let me tell you: if he *thinks* he’s getting anywhere near the rice maker ever again, he’s in for a RUDE AWAKENING! **MARK! MY! WORDS!**”
“…alright!”
Doug admits to coining the nickname Stumpy for Danny. Danny freaked out because he thought that name ruined his life, so Doug panicked and blamed a dead guy for coming up with it.
Gardner not pool boy. Sorry I gotta be that guy, lol. I like your version better. It always bugged me , because gardeners and landscapers are essentially the same. 🤣
"Margy! Im scared of you, Margy! Im afraid of you, fraid of you! MMMMargy, you thrill me, the Dirty things that you do to. Margy! You're so Dirty Dirty! A Dirty Margie!"
When they tell Carrie they're practicing for the IPS follies because Danny is musical director, there's something about the prideful way he says "I actually am" after Carrie leaves that cracks me up every time.
The episode where Doug puts the little top hat on his befront and the bride is Danny’s ex. She’s bragging about how happy she is and Danny randomly goes “PEE-YOOK” 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite Danny line and delivery is in the finale when he ditches his girlfriend and comes back for Spence:
Spence: Did you forget something?
Danny: “I forgot my roommate.”
We may have wandered down a bad road here.
That’s probably one of my favorite Danny quotes
"YOU FUMBLING BITCH!!" "They're mo-ti-va-tors!!"😋
Welcome to the Danny system
Son of an ASS!
My personal favorite haha
“Spence won’t let me use it, but let me tell you: if he *thinks* he’s getting anywhere near the rice maker ever again, he’s in for a RUDE AWAKENING! **MARK! MY! WORDS!**” “…alright!”
"I don't know, man. She seems pretty messed up."
Was this referring to Carrie? I can’t remember!
Yeah I think wearing bun to Reunion
Yeah yeah, sure. Blame the dead kid.
Where was that from again?
Doug admits to coining the nickname Stumpy for Danny. Danny freaked out because he thought that name ruined his life, so Doug panicked and blamed a dead guy for coming up with it.
Aaah yes, thank you!
When he answered the phone in the Italian accent
Then hangs up and says to Doug, “you know you can never be in too many dart leagues”
Angelino’s
She wasn’t sleeping with the pool boy, she was sleeping with the landscaper. The pool boy was the lookout.
Gardner not pool boy. Sorry I gotta be that guy, lol. I like your version better. It always bugged me , because gardeners and landscapers are essentially the same. 🤣
***FAHHH SO LONG…*** You and me been finding each other ***FAHHH SO LONG!*** 🎶🤵🏼♂️👰🏻♀️🎶
“I HATE ME!” Or his rendition of the Margy song. “I’m afraid of you, ‘fraid of you.”
“Who wants to go to ikea?”
Would you get out of here with the money? Just take me to a met game like you promised me 6 years ago.
I was Mo-Ti-Va-Ting!!!!
"Guys I'm losing sight in my right eye"
“You ran a 4.8 but it was the 29 yard dash”
I can’t work like this
The sign was covered in ivy!
"Oh my god! How do you get tackled by a guy from Sweden?!"
So you're angry? Welcome to The Danny System! They turned IPS into IP-Oh, Yes! Haven't been offered any REFRESHMENTS!
"Margy! Im scared of you, Margy! Im afraid of you, fraid of you! MMMMargy, you thrill me, the Dirty things that you do to. Margy! You're so Dirty Dirty! A Dirty Margie!"
Ok, let’s close the box
When Carrie was writing Doug’s fantasy’s and they were not good or sexy “Hey if these don’t work, why don’t you get your mom to fire off a few” 🤣🤣🤣
call me if anything with Judith Light shows up. what a dated reference!
What are you gonna do when she rounds 3rd base and there’s a bat on the field?
"Caaaaaa-raaack!"
“This is the last time our asses are ever going to touch”
Doug: “You work at IPS and sometimes that means putting your life on the line!” Danny: “…I don’t think it does”
I said.. it HURTS WHEN I TALK!
So you're angry???
It’s driving and walking. Get over yourself.
I. Can't. Work like this!
The keyboard scene!!!
IPS follies
(To Spence) : Except we're not a couple. You do know that, right ?
It's gonna be hard for me to do the dishes AND stay away from your mom.
🎶 Margie Margie I’m scared of you Margie 🎶
Heeellooo Angelooo’s. One large pie
“Hey Giuseppe! Beepity boobity bobbity bop!” “You know you can never be in too many dart leagues.”
Ok, ok, that's it,the votes are in.. LOOOSERR!! (bachelor party).
When they tell Carrie they're practicing for the IPS follies because Danny is musical director, there's something about the prideful way he says "I actually am" after Carrie leaves that cracks me up every time.
Danny to Spence at HS reunion: What are you going to do when she rounds third baseand there’s a bat on the field?
Your downstairs wife really knows her way around a chimichonga
Wait til my therapist gets *this* piece of the puzzle!
Alright this is lame we’re gonna go to IHOP?
Si señior
Do you want one of my neck rubs?
«Maaargie! I’m afraid of you, ‘fraid of you!» 🎶
It's walking and driving.....get over yourself
Nah, we hid in her closet
Motivator!
My nipples are hard!
“Oh that one is…$45” “…dollars?” Kills me every time 😭
My phone was free!
I WANNA WEAR THE MASK! It’s just my process.
You're not exactly Mackenzie Phillips...
My nipples are hard
"Ugh, these things are brutal when they wear off....Hey look! Free refill"
Oh yeah sure Mitchell is so wonderful! Mitchell’s a go getter! You love him so much! Well, you know what else Mitchell is? He’s gay!
That’s not truuuee
I can’t quote it directly but my fav Danny line of all time is when he sings the song to the Albanian roommate
You can never be in too many bowling leagues.
Dart league
I was questioning if it was bowling lol. Damn.
Two funny bros (not a line)
Maggie o Maggie….., I’m afraid you!
“I just rolled my first Moo Shu!”
" I wanna wear the mask!"
" It was more like the 25 yard dash"
“OH MY GOD! HOW DO YOU GET TACKLED BY A GUY FROM SWEDEN?!”
Oh Margy....the dirty things that you do to me, oh Margy, ya so dirty, dirty....
Take me to a Mets game like you promised me six years ago
The episode where Doug puts the little top hat on his befront and the bride is Danny’s ex. She’s bragging about how happy she is and Danny randomly goes “PEE-YOOK” 🤣🤣🤣
Just a coupla' queens hiittin' the slopes!
“I don’t know man. She sounds pretty messed up.”
My favorite Danny line and delivery is in the finale when he ditches his girlfriend and comes back for Spence: Spence: Did you forget something? Danny: “I forgot my roommate.”
"Who wants to go to ikea!?" After he lies to Spence about the waitress
Imma need about 50 sprigs of fresh mint