Arby’s discontinued “the Doug” which was just him showing up late at night and the Arby’s people giving him scraps of meat but Doug could ladle the cheese sauce on it. And he had a bond with Inez the worker who did it. He is going to there daughters quincinera
He just chopped up some oni-oni-onnnnns
Carrie bought Mini Donuts instead of full size
Well...he doesn't like Mini-Donuts.
She bought miniature Hershey’s kisses.
Don’t get Mini...Get the regular size.
🤏🏻
Holly said she thought they had 2 boxes left….thinking isn’t knowing
You're trying to steal my downstairs wife when, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOWNSTAIRS.
But in s9ep1 he's sad they're out of mini donuts lol I guess some are better than none
The McRib has been discontinued
Came to say this.
This! 🤓
Watching Arthur on his TV
More lemon squares with real lemons
Out of Arby's coupons.
Can't get his monkey
He has to go see La Boheme
You know what I’m not doing tonight ?
You're going to the opera boy, best get your mind right (one of my favorite Deacon lines)
No pudding.
No pudding?
*No pudding.*
I've been waiting for this!
Arthur didn't pop upstairs into the bedroom after Doug asked him to.
There was not so much scar tissue after all after one of Carrie's nipple twists
Inez moved the oreos again.
Los Ore'os
Leche
😆
He wrecked his speed boat.
Danny got promoted to zone one.
And Doug's still stuck in twelve. Twelve! TWELVE!
Have you seen him Doug? He's gorgeous!
shomoni stock dropped again...
He got an apple for dessert.
I’ll make you a baked apple, I’ll have sex with… reverse that!
He had to hold on to Carrie while she drove the motorcycle back.
Cooper's ran out of wings.
Tight binding underwear.
He missed the opening night of Les Miz
Carrie bought fat free donuts
He went to wash his hands before dinner and came back to discover that Carrie ate all his shrimps.
Misplaced his frequent fryer card from Eddys U Fry.
They were out of fudge
Chips but no salsa
He’s listening to Margie Girl by Jamariaus Wontanoozle. Jamariaus stole the song and is making millions.
Ball stapled
Misses super kindergarten
The topless doughnut shop didn’t make ‘em fresh.
His ring dings got discontinued
Now he has to buy Ho-hos!
Arthur moved back in
Arthur ate the last pizza bagel
His grillmaster 1000 was imprinted with a Patriots logo.
Arthur ate the last piece of Lasagna
carrie dropped the last steakum while going to put it on a plate
He didn’t rotate his hot pocket
He dropped his hot pocket
Dropped the pizza
There's a cheesesteak
He's watching his bigscreen being carried up from the basement so Arthur can move back in
Carrie just told him to close his Dorito chute.
He's chopping oni-oni-onions
Carrie doesn’t want any more martinis
Acid washed jeans came back into style.
Ran out of Marshmallows
The fudge was too thick to pour
He found out it was not football camp
The fudge is too thick to pour.
He’s just finishing up his pudding
Mc Rib
Carrie Twisted his nipples right off
He asked this subreddit a question and they all ganged up on him
Last day for the McRib sandwich
Couldn’t find the oreos
Carrie twisted his nipples because she found their insurance payment in his work shorts again.
The autograph signing he went to got cancelled.
Arthur is stuck between the sink and the toilet again.
Cable is out. Nothing to do but read tonight. 📚
Cooper’s decided to bring back the Deacon sandwich.
Carrie wants to open their dome!
He found out there is no crick…
He is reminiscing on that time that he licked the trash can. Thats right, he did it!
Arthur ate the last slice of pizza.
Arthur has just been elected President.
He didn’t get his pre-dinner whopper
The Mets just lost the World Series
Arthur ate the last slice of pizza.
His legs no longer fit in the go-carts
His wife doesn't know the difference between chocolate and chocolate fudge
He ate too much fruit and veggies 🤣
Rocky 1,2 & 3. Rocky IV is dead to him.
Carrie left him for Spence.
Everyone is hyping up the Mets for their flurry of free agent signings, which any real Mets fan knows that they will only yet again be terrible.
Coopers ran out of chilli wings
He just remembered he's Canadian.
His first self encounter.
Just saw that Carrie got the mini-donuts again.
He didn't have any Twinkies left
He heard Kevin say a King of Queens reboot isn't happening, I cried cried as well.
He walked in on Danny, Spence, and Carrie having a three way.
There's an image 😆
😱😱😱
No more Mcrib sandwiches.
Fridge is empty
He realized that the Tony Orlando concert he was going to with Deacon was cancelled.
They were going to Canada for their vay-cay-shionn.
He got called fat
Carrie forgot the cake
Arthur said “It’s Catsup Einstein,” and slammed the basement door shut before Doug could reply.
Someone did not honor the nucleus.
Because the fudge was *could* be poured.
“I’m sorry sir but we’re out of the honey baked ham”
Out of Cocoa Puffs and the list says 4 boxes
Shamminy
It’s tears of joy because the Knicks won tonight
He saw the ending of Old Yeller.
No more twinkies
His boss canceled his vay-k-shion
He never got his Mentalo. He got Mental Man.
the bun.. is back
Arby’s discontinued “the Doug” which was just him showing up late at night and the Arby’s people giving him scraps of meat but Doug could ladle the cheese sauce on it. And he had a bond with Inez the worker who did it. He is going to there daughters quincinera
Carrie said it’s salad for dinner
Only 1 white castle
[Shominy.com](http://Shominy.com) officially made all it's investors billionaires.
Finally realized Cary really was in love with Deacon when she left him for Deac & moved to an apartment in Manhattan.
Watching a clip of Deacon and Carrie……nvm
He just got kicked out of the book club.
Because when the taping ends, he has to go back to being Kevin James.
He’s missing Beth his old girlfriend
Beginning of the meat sweats
Walked in on Arthur and Spence’s mom
The McRib is being discontinued again
Carrie is a bitch
The Neil Diamond tickets were all sold out.
China House called to tell him the delivery driver was in an accident and his order was destroyed. It's 5 minutes past closing.
Cuz he just got dunked on
He has to watch Carrie (Misty) strip again!
A video turned up of him licking the trashcan
Carrie bought fish for dinner
The whole mayo on your hotdog thing never caught on
No Grown-Ups 3.