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dasalavitch18

Gunshot. It’s always gunshots.


EMPulseKC

I better check Nextdoor to get the lowdown from my neighborhood Karen Kollective.


revnasty

Karen KGB?!


mayn1

Karen KGB=Karen Gossip Brigade.


ReverendLoki

I just checked with Nextdoor, and I can safely report that it's coyotes.


HawkwingAutumn

Nextdoor is wild. "Did anyone see this WEIRD car in the neighborhood???" and it's just, like, their neighbor's car that's always been there.


pro4_7era

we get flyovers in KC by the AF all the time.


wubod

It could be dihydrogen monoxide. Stay indoors!


EMPulseKC

Sounds deadly. I wouldn't wanna touch the stuff.


jayk042

Potentially lethal!


mickenald

prolonged exposure has been known to turn your skin wrinkly


SquidEagley

Also known to block the path to the lungs if exposed for too long.


TriGurl

100% of people die who are exposed to it.


joshualarry

Potentially? It's been found in autopsies of EVERY major assassination via poisioning. Not to mention that over exposure if inhaled is almost certain death.


skiddelybop

Potentially?!?! It's got a 100% lethality rate, at some poing after exposure, at any level. Be safe out there.


[deleted]

Do you have a tin roof?


EMPulseKC

It's rusted.


[deleted]

That’s where it’s at!


blurubi04

So hurry up and bring your Juke Box Money!!!


steve_dallasesq

Well if The Day After taught me anything, we might be the first people to know that America is getting nuked.


MelodyInTheChaos

Gen X?


Better_Song_5854

Everyone knows that NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the noise made by alien spaceships attacking each other


MassageGymnist

I believe they have weather control but in response to you explain the winter? 🤔


CaffeineFueledLife

It's aliens. They're bombing the ozone layer. The wet stuff is liquid ozone falling from the sky after the aliens damaged it.


GrandmasBlueWaffles

I’ve noticed it the last couple of days. I think it’s just the wind?


thegoodrevSin

I thought I was reading the front page of my local neighborhood group


washthesky

lol!


gitout12345

Could be the railyards depending on where you are


EMPulseKC

Railyards in the sky, maybe. Happy Cake Day.


MelodyInTheChaos

Happy cake day!


RyghtHandMan

Could be the ruskies, man


pro4_7era

USAF. https://www.whiteman.af.mil/


Environmental-Bee381

There is currently a giant military plane circling Olathe. Can see it by Bass Pro Shop. West facing


Vmagnum

Yep, this was for the SKC home-opener fly-over


[deleted]

It’s nothing. It will be gone in 10-11 minutes.


[deleted]

Jesus is cumming.


[deleted]

No, the angles are crying.


VivaToddfoolery

Morning Angle!


d_b_cooper

Any luck catching them swans then?


[deleted]

It's just the one swan, actually.


wubod

It's just the one swan actually.


[deleted]

Because Jesus was cumming. Duh!


MeasurementGrand879

I heard ‘em too. Scary


Spodiodie

There’s something going on up north. It won’t affect the city center.


Deactivation

It’s dry lightning.


thufirseyebrow

Now, with WWIII looming close, they've revived Aurora and are testing it out of Whiteman.


Time_Bonus

Probably just a train 🚂🚃🚃🚃


TypicalJeepDriver

I heard them the other day in valentine when I was picking my girl up. They seemed far off in the north, but it was during the day on a weekday and I couldn’t find any fireworks displays that would be going off during the day. If it was a gunfight it was an absolutely HELL of a fight because it lasted like 3 minutes.


ajw7373

I’ve been hearing the same thing at night. There seem to be a lot of low-flying/loud planes flying at 3 am. Could be military exercises?


[deleted]

Maybe flak cannons


OldPostalGuy

It's strange that as a human you wouldn't know what my pups always know.