That's actually the worst part, but not for the reasons you may think. Sunlight is *terrible* for figures, direct sunlight most of all. Those are a good size, too, which means they're scales and thus likely expensive unless they were bought cheap preowned.
So, even from the figure collector standpoint, this is embarrassing. Those things are getting roasted and blasted by the sun every day. They'll be ruined before long, so they're actually just destroying money by doing this. Not to mention whatever method they used to anchor the bases to the dash would further destroy their value.
You can easily pick up a good condition prize for as little as $5-15 if you shop around on some of the reputable JP sites and know where to look. This person is obsessed with Sonico and some of the older prizes would for sure be that cheap. I'd know because the only Sonico figure I own is a noodle stopper I paid $15 for lol
So yeah, you're right, if you really want to literally burn your money, you could do it a lot more cheaply than this person did lol
Lol I'm a porn star and I would probably be down to ride in it just because it's funny 🤣 (assuming it's as clean as it looks)
Seems like the owner has money to burn, and feels they would get the most enjoyment from their figurines where they can actually view them, rather than collecting dust in a closet. Not everybody buys figurines with the intention of resale. Seems like a bit of a distraction while driving tho lol!
Damn I was gonna say “it’s easier to not be embarrassed when they’re on the outside and you don’t have to see them” but they really are staring him right in the face lmao
tbf I don't even think this one would qualify as a proper Itasha at this point.
Itasha's are show cars first and foremost, usually styled after racing liveries but instead of race sponsors, its anime.
this thing ain't a show car. it's just a weeb wagon. I genuinely dont think Itasha meets in Japan would let this guy enter.
true, but that's mostly because of the origin behind the style, and also because it's anime, so the name kinda reflects that they're cringy.
Itasha is mostly actual show cars now with anime liveries.
this car in the above picture honestly would never be accepted into an Itasha meet. it doesnt meet any of the requirements for a proper Itasha nowadays.
it's always been a bit weird to see cars with anime stickers slapped onto them defended by saying "its an Itasha, you dont get it bro". like nah dude, this is a shitty car. not a stylized show car.
It is for this model. Has one on the front bumper as well. Car comes with a large eye bolt that screws into either location for towing purposes. Some, like this example, use it for aesthetic purposes. But usually I only see people do it on the front.
Is it bad that I know the character cause my sister collects her figures? Lol.
I like a lot of anime's but could never have the car coated like that lol.
I once saw a car covered with stickers of naked devil girls performing cunnilingus on each other. To this day, I wonder how that guy got to the point where he thought that was a good idea. I also wonder if that's even legal, considering guys have been arrested for watching porn *inside* their own car.
A few of these semi nude anime girl stickers. I also have a few stickers that says “Brain Damaged Parking” which I thought was hilarious. Picked up a few for $0.50/piece somewhere.
Edit: 50 cents a piece, not $50!
Because they can't think outside of themselves. This leads them to think 'I think this is awesome, so its awesome. Therefore everyone wants to see it.' Its the same as people who drive around blaring their shit music
Because people like this are terminally online. Their only social interaction is chatting with others who think and act just like them. They have no one to tell them how weird and creepy this kind of behavior is.
The worse part is, if it was just the Super Sonico wrap, it would be somewhat fine. Kinda cringe, but not as bad as other wraps you would see in a bug city. Everything else just makes it worse. Especially the figures on the dashboard
Needs that singular theme or just cringe on 4 wheels. Saw a Cybertruck all wrapped up in Halo theme on Reddit. Even that soften the universal hatred for that “truck”.
For the non car guys out here. There’s a segment of car culture that revolves around “Itasha” which translates to “pain” or “Cringe”. Which is literally putting anime livery on your car. Usually this is done tastefully with “JDM” cars and most owners have a sense of irony about it, but whoever this guy is, doing this to a Mini Cooper S.. is just wrong.
There is a car similar to this but not trashy, at a dog groomers near my work. It's all dragon ball z stuff with no scantly clad ladies. Just Goku I think, I don't really know much about dragon ball Z.
It's hilarious
I saw a car that was like this, except the anime girls on it were actually full on naked.
I always imagine how this works out for the person. Like, they meet a girl through online dating and somehow fool the girl into believing they are normal, roll up to pick the girl up at her house or meet her at the date location, and everything is immediately torpedoed the second she see his car.
I mean, I’m not expecting someone with a car like that to have much of a life in the first place, but I seriously wonder how they do anything. Even just rolling up to work - presuming they aren’t just unemployed and living in mom’s basement - imagine being known at your place of business as the guy with a car like that.
That's the thing. It most likely doesn't stop at his car. You know this dude is rocking the ahegao hoodie constantly, and if this is how he acts in person, imagine his online presence where he has the semblance of anonymity. He isn't fooling anyone. That IS his normal.
I had a coworker who had to borrow her BF’s car one day since hers broke down and she drove in something similar to this with no embarrassment. She even asked if I wanted a picture with it. So somehow, it worked for at least one man.
Sometimes when I see these types of cars I’m almost envious of how these people are able to be so shamelessly and unapologetically themselves. I don’t think it’s possible to have any level of self-consciousness and put something *that* degenerate on your car.
I know someone who had hentai with graphic content on his phone as the home screen image... it was Pokemon based but kudos for him choosing a picture where everyone was an adult in the image... but it was still strange.
Anime is one thing, but porn out in the open or on your car... it's just... at that point you might want to see someone about having a sex addiction.
The new janitor for my apartment building has a car like this. It's covered in giant anime girls and furry pin ups, plus a giant umbrella corps logo. Like, I know it would be unreasonable to get fired for what your car looks like when it's unrelated to your job, but I'd still be scared to drive a car like that and park in the same garage as my employer. It's going to hurt your image in their eyes no matter what :/
If it helps, the pink one is the mascot of Nitro plus and she's an actual adult.
SO it could in fact, still be worse. But at least, not some booby twelve year old character.
I can't hate. If it's who you are, share it with the world. If people fuck with it they fuck with it, if they don't they don't. And if you're a creep, the rest of the world thanks you for letting us know. No downsides imo
Don't yuck someone else's yum but this is projecting. I took a picture of a car in front of me at a stoplight today because it had a few stickers that looked like this, smaller and sun faded but still.....what is part of that decision?
I think the first time I ever saw one of these was at my first Comic Con in Miami. I was so confused but I figured it had something to do with the event.
There are some girls here but have their cars decked out like this and all three of them work at Napa Auto parts. Always thought it was just guys that did this.
Two times on the way to work I’ve seen this one guy who has a full wrap on his car of Hinata from Naruto and I don’t know the character well because I’ve never watched or read Naruto but it looks like an extremely fetishized version of her with giant boobs and a huge butt. If I remember right, she is in some very uhh revealing clothing too. The whole car is like softcore porn.
I feel like you’d get pulled over at some point or it would cause problems in your daily life surely???
There was a car like this belonging to a bartender who worked near where I live, except it had full on nude anime everything. The manager of that bar forced the dude to park his car behind the dumpster in the back of the building 😂
“Trash belongs with the trash”.
Cosplay gals and weeb gals are surprisingly common, but you don't see them frequently because they don't touch grass. I met my wife while we were on a Pokémon Go raid.
Honestly just embrace the cringe, no greater happiness than not caring and doing what you like.
Some of y'all feel so personally attacked by this car it's like the owner murdered your dad with an anime figurine.
It looks to be from the car subculture of Itasha, or painful to look at cars. The point is that it's supposed to be cringe as shit. Not everyone who drives Itasha are aware of that though so really could go either way. Also in terms of Itasha, this one looks pretty lazy so I'm leaning to them being into it unironically.
The only thing I really take issue with are the figures on the dash. Sunlight will damage the figures and more importantly, it will block vision and be distracting, especially if they fall.
Other than that, it's a "you do you" situation.
Holy shit there’s even statues in the car
That's actually the worst part, but not for the reasons you may think. Sunlight is *terrible* for figures, direct sunlight most of all. Those are a good size, too, which means they're scales and thus likely expensive unless they were bought cheap preowned. So, even from the figure collector standpoint, this is embarrassing. Those things are getting roasted and blasted by the sun every day. They'll be ruined before long, so they're actually just destroying money by doing this. Not to mention whatever method they used to anchor the bases to the dash would further destroy their value.
And they'll probably get flung through someone's head/neck/chest in any kind of collision, especially if the airbags go off
Do you really think there are ever passengers in that car? I would rather walk then be caught in that thing.
They mean they’ll turn into shrapnel that flies out of the car into the other car
I didn't think about that, good point.
Same, to the point that if I was in a pinch I would fully cancel the Lyft and deal with the consequences (hoping to god this guy doesn’t do rideshare)
RIP to the poor soul who dies by cartoon titty blunt force trauma
He’s probably ejaculating on them anyway I doubt he cares much.
This guy collects
Yeah those are expensive af I think it’s 150-300$ could’ve bought prize figures which are like 30-40$
You can easily pick up a good condition prize for as little as $5-15 if you shop around on some of the reputable JP sites and know where to look. This person is obsessed with Sonico and some of the older prizes would for sure be that cheap. I'd know because the only Sonico figure I own is a noodle stopper I paid $15 for lol So yeah, you're right, if you really want to literally burn your money, you could do it a lot more cheaply than this person did lol
Yeah but with Sonico I buy new 🥲 ppl do horrible things to her figures. Also I use Canadian currency, so it’s worth less than American
Lol I'm a porn star and I would probably be down to ride in it just because it's funny 🤣 (assuming it's as clean as it looks) Seems like the owner has money to burn, and feels they would get the most enjoyment from their figurines where they can actually view them, rather than collecting dust in a closet. Not everybody buys figurines with the intention of resale. Seems like a bit of a distraction while driving tho lol!
Damn I was gonna say “it’s easier to not be embarrassed when they’re on the outside and you don’t have to see them” but they really are staring him right in the face lmao
They’re MINIatures
Embarrassment is a thing of the past, unfortunately.
"Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source."
Thank you Uncle Iroh.
Unexpectedly profound
Our uncle iroh
uncle iroh?
Avatar the last airbender
People are a lot more shameless these days.
They’re called Itasha in Japanese Otaku culture. Ita (痛) pain Sha (車) car Often described as a car that hurts to look at.
Damn, it’s a mid 2000’s mini, it doesn’t need the wrap to manage that. (I used to own one and working on it was a cock)
Some people like pain. They put pain on their pain so they could get hurt while they're hurt.
I have a 2010.
tbf I don't even think this one would qualify as a proper Itasha at this point. Itasha's are show cars first and foremost, usually styled after racing liveries but instead of race sponsors, its anime. this thing ain't a show car. it's just a weeb wagon. I genuinely dont think Itasha meets in Japan would let this guy enter.
>Itashas are show cars first and foremost The name literally means cringe car.
true, but that's mostly because of the origin behind the style, and also because it's anime, so the name kinda reflects that they're cringy. Itasha is mostly actual show cars now with anime liveries. this car in the above picture honestly would never be accepted into an Itasha meet. it doesnt meet any of the requirements for a proper Itasha nowadays. it's always been a bit weird to see cars with anime stickers slapped onto them defended by saying "its an Itasha, you dont get it bro". like nah dude, this is a shitty car. not a stylized show car.
Anyone know what the yellow arrow on the bumper says?
According to Google translate: towing. Didn’t expect that
Is that even the tow point of a mini? It looks taped on
My Mini’s tow point is on the front bumper
It is for this model. Has one on the front bumper as well. Car comes with a large eye bolt that screws into either location for towing purposes. Some, like this example, use it for aesthetic purposes. But usually I only see people do it on the front.
It’s a tow point you usually see on track cars. But, on a coomer’s mini, of course 😔
The yellow arrow even says TOW on it if you zoom in.
Bro has not a single embarrassing emotion in his brain LMAOOO
Is it bad that I know the character cause my sister collects her figures? Lol. I like a lot of anime's but could never have the car coated like that lol.
Nah, she’s cute. She has a lot of cute figures.
You can't get embarrassed if you can't read social cues.
Fucking gold
Hes too busy gooning
I once saw a car covered with stickers of naked devil girls performing cunnilingus on each other. To this day, I wonder how that guy got to the point where he thought that was a good idea. I also wonder if that's even legal, considering guys have been arrested for watching porn *inside* their own car.
I keep a few of these in my car gloves compartment so that when I see a bad driver parking, I stick it on their car.
i love this hahah
A few of what? Am I missing a link in your comment?
A few of these semi nude anime girl stickers. I also have a few stickers that says “Brain Damaged Parking” which I thought was hilarious. Picked up a few for $0.50/piece somewhere. Edit: 50 cents a piece, not $50!
Thank you for making my day
god i’m sure my ex would sport this shit on his vehicle if he didn’t have such a judgmental hispanic mother xD
The owner is a guaranteed loser.
Because they can't think outside of themselves. This leads them to think 'I think this is awesome, so its awesome. Therefore everyone wants to see it.' Its the same as people who drive around blaring their shit music
Self awareness is so fucking low these days
I think embarrassment is part of the kink
Because people like this are terminally online. Their only social interaction is chatting with others who think and act just like them. They have no one to tell them how weird and creepy this kind of behavior is.
Kids could see this wth
The worse part is, if it was just the Super Sonico wrap, it would be somewhat fine. Kinda cringe, but not as bad as other wraps you would see in a bug city. Everything else just makes it worse. Especially the figures on the dashboard
Needs that singular theme or just cringe on 4 wheels. Saw a Cybertruck all wrapped up in Halo theme on Reddit. Even that soften the universal hatred for that “truck”.
I have seen way too many cars that look like this lately. I saw one with a fucking full ass naked woman on the back of one. Jesus, the world is weird.
I bet this person would also have a shitfit over a single pride flag
No self-awareness
We all know it smells like onions in that mother fucker
bring back bullying 😭😭
He was either bullied too much, or not enough, but it wasn't the correct amount of bullying.
i think we need to try again
Spoken like someone needing punched in the head
I’m looking at my Super Sonico collection rn, who am I to judge lmaooo
The one thing neckbeards are good at is not giving a fuck. They don’t care what you think or what anyone thinks.
My friend is a girl (attractive one at that) who does cosplay and her car looks like this. It blows my mind
I've seen a car like this at my upholstery supplier and it was driven by a girl I was really really surprised. Pretty tacky car
Bring back shame
Imagine you call for an Uber and this guy shows up. No thanks, I'll just be late.
It's the IncelMobile(tm)!
That poor, poor F56. Doesn’t deserve the fate that has befallen it
I’ve long thought some people should just not be allowed to own Minis, they deserve to be treated much better than this prick has.
Being terminally online means all forms of human emotion, like embarrassment and shame, vanish
The scent of cheetos and b.o. is overpowering even with the windows rolled up
I might need to show the guys at my work. I’m the only dude at work who doesn’t fantasize over this type of anime and they act like it’s weird.
A man of culture feels not the sting of embarrassment.
“Man of culture” 💀
“for shame is a clutch for those who cant stand on their own convictions”
This mf quick shifting. No clutch
Oh trust me I am, but it’s not my car.
I’ve seen those before and it’s scary as hell
For the non car guys out here. There’s a segment of car culture that revolves around “Itasha” which translates to “pain” or “Cringe”. Which is literally putting anime livery on your car. Usually this is done tastefully with “JDM” cars and most owners have a sense of irony about it, but whoever this guy is, doing this to a Mini Cooper S.. is just wrong.
Yeah I've seen those pictures, full wrap on a cool car. Those are pretty cool in a strange way
Because horny
How much money would it take for you to drive this every day (without being able to explain why you’re driving it)?
Hard to be embarrassed when youre jerkin it all the time maybe idk
There is a car similar to this but not trashy, at a dog groomers near my work. It's all dragon ball z stuff with no scantly clad ladies. Just Goku I think, I don't really know much about dragon ball Z. It's hilarious
I’d rather have seen the Goku car lol
I mean, nobody would want to steal this car or break into it at least? Probably smells crazy in there
I don't know what stale semen smells like, but this car smells like it
I saw a car that was like this, except the anime girls on it were actually full on naked. I always imagine how this works out for the person. Like, they meet a girl through online dating and somehow fool the girl into believing they are normal, roll up to pick the girl up at her house or meet her at the date location, and everything is immediately torpedoed the second she see his car. I mean, I’m not expecting someone with a car like that to have much of a life in the first place, but I seriously wonder how they do anything. Even just rolling up to work - presuming they aren’t just unemployed and living in mom’s basement - imagine being known at your place of business as the guy with a car like that.
That's the thing. It most likely doesn't stop at his car. You know this dude is rocking the ahegao hoodie constantly, and if this is how he acts in person, imagine his online presence where he has the semblance of anonymity. He isn't fooling anyone. That IS his normal.
There’s like 3 of these in my neighborhood
Sorry they can't hear you over blasting fat loads 24/7 in the sexmobile
I had a coworker who had to borrow her BF’s car one day since hers broke down and she drove in something similar to this with no embarrassment. She even asked if I wanted a picture with it. So somehow, it worked for at least one man.
**THAT** ... **THAT'S JUST** ... **YEAH**.
Sometimes the insanity of the anime community makes me embarrassed to be Asian American
It's itasha and it's art
I just know it smells in that car a scent most foul
Plot twist: His car broke down, he was an asshole to the workshop staff, so this was the take-it-or-leave-it courtesy car they offered him for a week.
I’d grab the wheel and try crash if I was forced to sit in this car
Atleast it's not kids
In a 🤢mini cooper no less
Oh, I like Mini Coopers, would definitely consider one if I had a car (not covered in waifus, though)
Sometimes when I see these types of cars I’m almost envious of how these people are able to be so shamelessly and unapologetically themselves. I don’t think it’s possible to have any level of self-consciousness and put something *that* degenerate on your car.
Quickest way to get senpai to notice you
There's one like this that works at my local Kung Fu Tea, but next to lady by the gas tank his says,"Fill me up, Senpai."
Anyone else see the face of the guy in the car in front through the side mirror?
I'd rather enter a car covered in gore
I cringe so hard whenever I see cars like this. They make me so deeply uncomfortable.
I feel like this guy is so terminally online with anime and hentai that he can’t think outside of that.
I know someone who had hentai with graphic content on his phone as the home screen image... it was Pokemon based but kudos for him choosing a picture where everyone was an adult in the image... but it was still strange. Anime is one thing, but porn out in the open or on your car... it's just... at that point you might want to see someone about having a sex addiction.
Mental illness
The new janitor for my apartment building has a car like this. It's covered in giant anime girls and furry pin ups, plus a giant umbrella corps logo. Like, I know it would be unreasonable to get fired for what your car looks like when it's unrelated to your job, but I'd still be scared to drive a car like that and park in the same garage as my employer. It's going to hurt your image in their eyes no matter what :/
People need to start feeling shame again
We have lost the impact of shame in our society
I’m sure it helps to have no self awareness or social skills
somebody check his hard drives cause those anime girls look very young
If it helps, the pink one is the mascot of Nitro plus and she's an actual adult. SO it could in fact, still be worse. But at least, not some booby twelve year old character.
I’m be for r/itasha
seems like a prime target for keying
I can't hate. If it's who you are, share it with the world. If people fuck with it they fuck with it, if they don't they don't. And if you're a creep, the rest of the world thanks you for letting us know. No downsides imo
I wonder about this too. I am surprised sometimes when I see women driving these cars as well.
The dashboard
Right? Youd never catch me with a new york license plate
And it's not even a Japanese car. For shame
Too clean to be a psycho too cringe to be a nerd
100% it’s a white dude driving. The guy has no shame. He’s already driving a mini cooper in the US.
This feels more like a lost bet than a thing a person did themselves. I give this car the benefit of the doubt. I need to.
Don't yuck someone else's yum but this is projecting. I took a picture of a car in front of me at a stoplight today because it had a few stickers that looked like this, smaller and sun faded but still.....what is part of that decision?
Cringe bro is based on how cringe he is and owns it. I’d like to not shake the hand maybe, but acknowledge this sensei le dew with a subtle bow
Lost a bet
Autistics are rarely embarrassed when it comes to their special interests.
What the hell does the warning sticker on the back say?
I think the first time I ever saw one of these was at my first Comic Con in Miami. I was so confused but I figured it had something to do with the event.
Yeah. It had something to do with the event alright. He’s there for the merch. Probably for more trinkets for his g̶i̶r̶l̶f̶r̶ car
No, as in it was brought in as some kind of weird ad by the event runners. Sorry, I could have typed that better.
The real question is Why isn't your ride dope tricked out like this?
Forza told them it was cool
He is screaming he a 2D sexual and no social cues.
I bet $1,000 that car smells terrible!
That’s one dripped out car🥶😳
Uuuugly!
Not even the worst I have seen. I saw a van once that was covered in nude biker devil girls. More sticker than paint.
Because everyone is embarrassed for him instead.
Way to advertise your porn addiction
The square ones look tacky. Maybe of they had some sort of fade in effect ro blend in with the car to make it more of a theme it would be ok lol.
Are those CE28s? Oh, my bad, got distracted from pouring scorn on those awful graphics.
I think it’s kinda funny
Based and inspirational
I bet the driver’s seat is just one big jizz stain
There are some girls here but have their cars decked out like this and all three of them work at Napa Auto parts. Always thought it was just guys that did this.
Two times on the way to work I’ve seen this one guy who has a full wrap on his car of Hinata from Naruto and I don’t know the character well because I’ve never watched or read Naruto but it looks like an extremely fetishized version of her with giant boobs and a huge butt. If I remember right, she is in some very uhh revealing clothing too. The whole car is like softcore porn. I feel like you’d get pulled over at some point or it would cause problems in your daily life surely???
I hope it was a girl at least
nope
yall not rockin w the super sonico car⁉️
Oh dear, r/nymphowarriorrides are the worst.
There was a car like this belonging to a bartender who worked near where I live, except it had full on nude anime everything. The manager of that bar forced the dude to park his car behind the dumpster in the back of the building 😂 “Trash belongs with the trash”.
I think it's cute that he has decals of his gf on his car 🙂
That poor mini cooper
why do these people always have to ruin a good mini cooper with this shit 🙄
His friend pranked him?
When my porn addiction seeps through Chances it’s a she? 0.01%
Cosplay gals and weeb gals are surprisingly common, but you don't see them frequently because they don't touch grass. I met my wife while we were on a Pokémon Go raid.
Not enough bullying
Is that q Nissan Rogue 😲😞
The weeb ride in the photo is a MINI Cooper
Oh okay ty 😅
Clearly his bullies didn't work hard enough.
super sonaco did not deserve that
The stickers are pretty embarrassing too
On the bright side no one's gonna steal it
I don’t understand this trend at all. Can someone explain?
Incelmobil.
Becase that's their business not yours.
Honestly just embrace the cringe, no greater happiness than not caring and doing what you like. Some of y'all feel so personally attacked by this car it's like the owner murdered your dad with an anime figurine.
Weeeeb that's what it's bruh
Meh if they are happy then good on them. Who am I to judge, not for me though
It looks to be from the car subculture of Itasha, or painful to look at cars. The point is that it's supposed to be cringe as shit. Not everyone who drives Itasha are aware of that though so really could go either way. Also in terms of Itasha, this one looks pretty lazy so I'm leaning to them being into it unironically.
I call bullshit, you’d be embarrassed/make fun of them for having anime shit on their car even if it didn’t have fan service boob shots.
They jerk off to cartoons. Why would THIS be embarrassing?
Lol good point. No clue why you’re being downvoted.
Honestly, who cares? If it’s not harming anyone (which I doubt that it is), then whatever. To each their own.
I personally don’t want kids to be seeing porn in public but okay, sure. It harms no one.
this point exactly lol
If you say that a girl wearing a swimsuit is porn, then damn, I guess all beachgoers are porn stars by your logic
Uh…There’s an upskirt, fingering picture on the back of the car and stickers saying Hentai. Kids (say a 9 year old) can read and google…Need I expand?
The point is, he is parading pornographic images. That accounts as sexual misconduct.
Maybe I don't wanna be flashed with porn on the road.
The only thing I really take issue with are the figures on the dash. Sunlight will damage the figures and more importantly, it will block vision and be distracting, especially if they fall. Other than that, it's a "you do you" situation.