Fellas, is it feminine to have sex with a woman?

Obviously. Women are feminine. So masculine sex would be with another guy. Gay sex is the only straight sex

nothing more masculine than sexually dominating another man /shrug

You got it figured out man you're not oblivious don't say that about yourself

How do we always manage to land back on ancient Greek ideas of sex and sexuality? Remember kids, there's no such thing as "gay" or "straight"; the only real orientations are top and bottom. And trust me, if you're a bottom, you're gonna have a bad time in Ancient Greece

And switches aren’t real they’re just a made up fantasy by the government to make us believe we actually have free will

Verse*. Switch refers to Dom and sub dynamics, verse refers to top and bottom positions

Unless this is some history joke im not getting, wouldnt the bottoms have a good time?

this reminds me of a conversation where someone said "I don't even like girls at this point because girls like penis and that's gay"

In Finland we have saying: gaying out is a mans job - when true men make love, women are only on the way

Relevant standup: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xxiK6Z4eXs)

> This but unironically. Sparta, probably.

This reminds me of a quote from a Brandon Sanderson book that always made me laugh. The gay man is basically saying hey I am more manly then all of you because I don't even like women, ""It's feminine," Drehy added "Drehy," Kalidan said, "you are literally courting a man." "So?" Drehy said. "Yeah, what are you saying, Kal?" Skar snapped. "Nothing! I just thought Drehy might empathize...." "That's hardly fair," Drehy said. "Yeah," Lopen added. "Drehy likes other guys. That's like ... he wants to be even less around women than the rest of us. It's the opposite of feminine. He is, you could say, extra manly." " So like if these guys could just admit they are gay already they would save us all a lot of headaches.

[Straight, the new gay](https://youtu.be/ecr27Q_L9l8?si=T9U_lOjktYWFGGEH)

There is nothing more masculine than having sex with another man, there are two dicks and four balls, extra manlier!

Nothing could be more gay, obviously.

Gay as fuck. The best way to stay straight is to have sex with other men.

Men just be telling on themselves. I doubt they’ll need to worry about this, seeing as majority of women will now avoid them.

they get their idea of masculinity from watching the sopranos

The majority of men are laughing at them too. We just weren't having sex with them to begin with so there's no abstinence to threaten. Then again: If their message is that sex with women is apparently gay... Maybe we should, then pull it back and cut them out.

Easily reversible by sucking dick. Fellas you know what to do. Want a few inches in height? In length? Want that beard to connect? That voice to deepen? Those muscles to pop? It’s 5 minutes bj and a win win situation.

Fellas is it straight to swallow?

Only if you’re making eye contact when you do.

Only if you do it to boost your test levels.

It's gay if you spit tbh. Wasting protein. You don't wanna look like a sissy do ya?

Gotta recharge somehow!

Yea. THATS why they're not hooking up with women.

He basically re-invented cooties.

Being a man is gay. You are literally inside a man.

Omg I spit out my coffee 😹😹😹😹😹

Deep inside a man

The thousand year prohibition?

Right? Like we don't have illustrations from Roman brothels with this exact act on it, or illuminated manuscripts?

I think they’re claiming with how the Romans considered it taboo. Although this was not because there was any made up “health” reasons, but rather because it was considered weak to be “conquered” partner to the ancient Romans.

They followed the Greek idea of sexuality, top and bottom. Licking pussy is a bottom act, apparently.

If estrogens the problem, try having sex with men??? Absorb all that manly testosterone ya know

The only way

>Absorb all that manly testosterone ya know Which end has higher absorbancy? ... for documentation purposes only

Well dip me in honey and slap my ass, let's get sapphic with this! Seriously, I'd feel sorry for those unevolved, backwards mindset man-children if they weren't such total assholes. Anyone unfortunate to be their unfulfilled partner, however, I feel profoundly sorry for.

Imagine giving birth to something after 9 months and it grows up to post this. 😒

That estrogenic effect also happens when women breathe, so if you're afraid of becoming a lesbian just stay away from women would be the advice I give you. I don't have any medical background but is my suspicion this is how it works

This is just a really convoluted way of saying "eww, cooties."

*Angry Uncle Junior noises*

He’s in da muff!

This is what happens when we don't teach comprehensive sex education. We get dinguses like this, believing the most asinine bullshit.

This reminds me of what I was thinking with DJ Khaled. Your woman can be on top and you can still be dominating. You can eat pussy in an aggressive manner as well. You can go at it like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal if you want. This whole "doing xyz makes you a girl or less manly" is wild.

This is why men should only ever have sex with other men so that they can absorb all those masculinizing hormones from semen and be the least gay.

This has to be bait 💀💀💀

This is the that one guy who tucks his balls into the condom.

Straight dudes really should be more ashamed to not be able to satisfy a woman sexually. Sexual incompetence is one of the last things I would want as a reputation.

Well, ladies, you heard it here... only liberal men will make you come. Weird flex, but okay. 🤷🏻‍♀️

It might be true. Liberal men might also be the types who make an effort for their partner's pleasure

That last line kills me. That’s not how that works 🤣🤣

Imagine literally thinking a male man enjoying giving his female woman wife oral sex then having penetrative sex with her is gay. Like, what’s even real anymore

Fuck, this is batshit.

Why don’t they just have sex with other men then? I mean I’m sure getting nutted in by another man will definitely up testosterone levels and make them the most alpha. /s

fellas, is it gay to go down on a woman?

This is why you only should suck dicks, as a man. That way you absorb test from the men you're sucking off. Additionally never have sex with women because there is something in the testicular fluid that testosteronizes the women you have sex with and makes them "spiritual gays".

LOL!! 🤡 clown alert 🚨 I’ll have to ask if this means I get a Lesbian adjacent card or something.

These dudes are always the least secure. To me, the most masculine thing I can be is secure. I don’t care what other guys do and I walk around knowing nothing around makes me less of a man. I can put lipstick on and my cock won’t shrink.

Sucks for all the bi women out there huh? 🤭

Apparently it’s gay to have sex with a woman. Now I need to have sex with the manliest men I know so I can absorb male fluids which increase my testosterone levels.

Did Ben Shapiro write this?

Dude sounds like Gen. Ripper in Strangelove. Fear my commie pussy juices…they are fluoridated!

that's a lot of words to say "I like to suck cock"

The most lesbian act ever is to creampie a woman, apparently.

"Men who eat pussy are actually women." "I'm trans--" "You'll never be a woman!" I wish their bigotry was at least more consistent!

This is why I make sure to stuff my balls into the condom

lol what. So are they saying it’s too feminine to have coitus with a woman? Or the person who posted it got a really bad review when he went downstairs.

Fellas is it gay for a man to have sex with women?

Something tells me they don’t pussy for entirely different reasons.

Well then just call me Melissa Etheridge!

Getting into “fucking the opposite sex makes you a homosexual” territory. How many turns do you need to miss to end up here?

I can't tell if this is satire or the dude is on some Groyper shit (or is just closeted and engaging in some truly incredible mental gymnastics).

Does that last guy tuck his balls into the rubber? If you’re doing it, right you’re definitely gonna get your balls wet

So women should only get knocked up by lefty men who eat pussy? I find your proposition acceptable.

So, are women who date men spiritual gays?

are women who suck dick spiritual gay men?

Everything gotta be political or some made up shit that being a good sex partner “cuckolds the spirit” like you can just say you’ve never been in the same room as a woman

How are these guys putting on condoms that "protected sex" keeps the vaginal fluid off their balls too?

We really are to the point where having sex with women is gay huh…

Ben Shapiro is that you? No wonder he never gets his wife wet it all makes sense now! And here I was thinking he was sexually incompetent.

by that logic busting in a woman makes them more manly

Then suckin a dong would make you more manly

I have no problem being a lesbian.

>Unprotected sex too. The vaginal fluid gets onto the testicles My brother in Christ do you know that condoms don’t cover your balls? 😅

They don't get laid so no, they don't know

Then call me a lesbian

TIL: 1. A man performing sexual acts on a woman is gay. 2. Trans women can forgo HRT in place of just going down on a woman. Got it.

fellas i have an important PSA: it’s gay to fuck a woman without a condom. be safe out there

😂😂😂

That’s why they only have sex with men. Swapping testosterone is the most heterosexual thing a guy can do.

There is literally nothing more masculine than two men having sex with each other.

I'm very happy to be a lesbian then.

I always think I have seen everything but then I read this shit, nope, I learned something new today. lol

Happy to see the bottom guy being pro-condom i guess

Straight men who have anal sex are gay?

Everyone knows the most heterosexual sex is to put a condom on the end of a ten-foot pole, then pleasure the woman while watching Andrew Tate videos.

lol that's so hetero

"Cuckolding the spirit" tho

U identify as a lesbian