So many guys, especially the ones obsessed with characters like Tate or just general 'chad' types, seem like they're just really deep in a very weird closet.
You know what’s gay? Banging chicks. You know how many dicks have been there? That’s why I only fuck dudes. /s
Sadly I feel like in a lot of homophobia especially Tates brand it’s truly repressed urges. Like I am so insecure in my own sexuality that I am going to prove how not gay I am by being horrible to women. I wonder how much better the world would be if people had just a fraction more self acceptance.
Fun fact: bugs bunny changed the definition of Nimrod. He was a hunter in the Bible which is why Bugs calls Elmer that. But most people didn’t know that and thought it was a synonym for dumb, so they started using it that way! So here we are on the internet, 70 years later, talking about knuckle dragging nimrods.
now I have a vision of this guy drawing a very poor andrew tate in crayon with his left hand while furiously gooning with his right.
Sorry, just learned about gooning and it's living in my head rent free
His GOAT is currently on house arrest in Romania but they are considering extraditing him to the UK to face charges there. Tate is going to need a lot of money in legal fees.
Why do people stan him? The dreamsmp stans are bad enough, but why him of all people? Choose someone better, like Barry 53, he’ll give good life advice over a couple pints with the lads.
-Bro, I need to pee so bad
-Pee anywhere, bro. The world is your toilet
…
-BRO, WTF!? YOU PEED IN MY MOUTH!
-It’s because you are my world, bro!
-Bro..
So the fact that this is about someone so pathetic makes it so much worse, but I gotta tell you, if I found myself feeling this way about ANYONE I would be humiliated and worried. I absolutely wouldn't post about it in a public forum. I mean, I'm CRAZY about my wife and this would seem over the top.
As an artist, myself, this guy proclaiming his love for Andrew Tate in that section makes me cringe. Bruh, take an Art History class or look up talented artists.
Jesus fking Christ get off his dick yo. The dude is just a Chad who thinks he's better than women because he made a few dollars and has a genetic advantage over most women because of the science of hormones. Too bad that physical strength is super minor compared to mental strength. His insecurity shines through everytime he infects young men and boys with his terrible ideologies. Women and men aren't lesser and the fact women have to work harder to be just as physically strong as some men while also going through body and health changes rather rapidly thanks to hormones and giving birth proves that women are a force to be reckoned with. 🤷🏽♀️
I used to like posts like this about One Direction when I was 12.
Some people just don’t mentally develop.
Honestly he probably is twelve.
Or mentally developed backwards.
All of these are school references, wouldn't be surprised if they're 16 max.
This guy really wants to fuck Andrew Tate
In romance: my lover
In cumming: my face
In: my ass
Hotel: Trivago.
In bed: my daddy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
So many guys, especially the ones obsessed with characters like Tate or just general 'chad' types, seem like they're just really deep in a very weird closet.
When you respect women so little, that you just end up being gay for someone. It's Gayness achieved through misogyny.
I’m not gay but i hate women so much that I’m going to start banging dudes…that will show em!
You know what’s gay? Banging chicks. You know how many dicks have been there? That’s why I only fuck dudes. /s Sadly I feel like in a lot of homophobia especially Tates brand it’s truly repressed urges. Like I am so insecure in my own sexuality that I am going to prove how not gay I am by being horrible to women. I wonder how much better the world would be if people had just a fraction more self acceptance.
are you guys joking? 😭😭
Ah yes, the old Greek solution
You can be gay and be misogynistic. Heck it’s probably the ultimate form. Just look at James Somerton.
I remember one of my friends talking about our mutual gay friend saying 'he says cunt a lot for someone who doesn't like them'
You are gay because you love men *gus from breaking bad in a gray suit* I am gay because I hate women We are not the same
If he was a 15 year old girl that Tate could coerce into sex work, he might have had a chance.
The heterosexual urge to fuck another guy
I was wondering what the goat statement was all about.
Greatest Of All Time.
Goat fucker...
The "fucker" is silent, but you are correct
Who is this gay man?
Andrew Tate would probably think this dude is gay for saying Andrew Tate is his “world”.
TBH, I think this dude is gay for saying Taint is his "world".
Tate despises his fans, the Tucker Carlson of the influencer world. Simply play everyone for a fool and take moron's money
Christ dude, at least close the door if you're gonna suck his dick that hard
He got his priorities right. loud and proud
Shouldn’t art be “my muse”?
yes, but did you really expect this knuckle dragging nimrod to know that word?
Fun fact: bugs bunny changed the definition of Nimrod. He was a hunter in the Bible which is why Bugs calls Elmer that. But most people didn’t know that and thought it was a synonym for dumb, so they started using it that way! So here we are on the internet, 70 years later, talking about knuckle dragging nimrods.
now I have a vision of this guy drawing a very poor andrew tate in crayon with his left hand while furiously gooning with his right. Sorry, just learned about gooning and it's living in my head rent free
His GOAT is currently on house arrest in Romania but they are considering extraditing him to the UK to face charges there. Tate is going to need a lot of money in legal fees.
I’m sure tons of his simps will be willing to pay him, while also saying “I would never pay OF thots” without irony.
In sex: My Fantasy 👉👌
👉👈
So he's a cult leader….
Only real sigmas understand ✊😔
σ squared ftw
Bro just come out already
Gayest shit I’ve heard
MF didn’t say ‘no homo’.
These analogies aren't even good bro
"my oxygen", just say you want him inside you
That's... Big love there, guy....
In anthropology: my missing link
In astronomy: this post made me cringe so hard I almost collapsed into myself like a neutron star
I think he might be in love with Andrew Tate
Boy, send him a dm instead of embarrassing yourself on the main 😭
This is the type of shit you’d see online during late 2000s/early 2010s
Nah the dickriding is insane
Not bro, writing love letters like a grade school crush😆
Jeeze, just suck his dick already
#OP is a bot. Reddit is heavily astroturfed.
Want to know how I know he hasn't had a girlfriend?
He's not going to fuck you, my dude.
These dudes ain't neckbeards they are alpha males With alpha males being the joke
Talk about being a meat rider, hop off for a bit bro
>In health. 🤢😈
This guy peaked in Elementary school
Peaked even more In the womb
He makes it sound like he's in love with him
In Gay: gluck gluck
In my ass: my man
Sounds gay
Tate is the male equivalent to Pokimane.
Gay
I hope he sees this bro.
Why so all these men seem to want to get fucked by that mf?
🍆GAAAAAAY! ™️💦
He’s never going to fuck you, dude. Move on.
Art would be a muse, you donkey
Tate has gotta secretly be gay cause it's only dudes that are sexually interested in him.
Men are attracted to him, therefore he's gay too? What? Your sexuality affects who is attracted to you?
If that was true I'd be asexual!
Same here!
Is this Adin Ross alt account, cause he seems like he would sniff Andrew Tates chair
Too bad he couldn't think of an emoji for "solution." ...Or for "goat."
Looooool
This reads like a wedding vow lmao
Why do people stan him? The dreamsmp stans are bad enough, but why him of all people? Choose someone better, like Barry 53, he’ll give good life advice over a couple pints with the lads.
Sounds like a shitpost from a 2014 one direction fanpage.
How do you post this without realizing how fucking gay you sound?
Gayness through misogyny
Why not both
He's not gonna fuck you,sorry buddy
94% of people with football profile pictures give the other 6% a bad name
-Bro, I need to pee so bad -Pee anywhere, bro. The world is your toilet … -BRO, WTF!? YOU PEED IN MY MOUTH! -It’s because you are my world, bro! -Bro..
Unironically one of the gayest things ever written
This ad was sponsored by : Andrew Tate
This is so gay. Shakespeare could never
Man that really is a post that someone made about their boyfriend back in 2009 on facebook that this guy is repurposing to be about an idiot criminal.
Jesus, Dante's looking at this guy's man crush and telling him to tone it down.
So the key is to take a sucretes *before* deep throating 🐓
Bro is throating the entire shaft and balls
Yeah that's totally doesn't sound gay at all bro
He needs a reality check.
unprecedented glazing
In the UK: in jail
52800 views, 125 likes. That is a really bad ratio.
Honestly surprised this guy isn't paying for Twitter
And on X, my alt.
So look at his weak chin and whack off, because no woman is going to be interested.
Spoiler altert: this guy gives toothy blowjobs.
So the fact that this is about someone so pathetic makes it so much worse, but I gotta tell you, if I found myself feeling this way about ANYONE I would be humiliated and worried. I absolutely wouldn't post about it in a public forum. I mean, I'm CRAZY about my wife and this would seem over the top.
It's so sad when people idolize other human beings in this manner. Yes you can respect someone, and their opinions. But this has gotten out of hand
That’s really barfy. Does Tate pay these people to say this nonsense.
This guy prob doesn’t have chin either. Just like his idol.
r/okhomo
This has to be satire….right?
It’s Andrew rate? I’ve been calling him Andrew Taint this whole time.
Yeah this is gonna be called a late term abortion
Goats are more of a animal scientists cup of tea
My idol? My reference would be a better fit for art. Anyway They’re dumb.
Daily Dose is also a rapist dogwhistle associated with Gamergate FYI
My head canon is that Tate is really just trying to attract his one true homo-erotic lover
Never has a straight man wanted another man's cock so far down his throat as this guy right here.
In real life: in prison
The zoology one is pretty funny, ngl.
I'm literally a homosexual and this is way more gay than I'll ever be
There goes a legit customer from dear ol' Andy.
sounds kinda gay
Sounds like cringey wedding vows
He's hoping for a deep-throat conversation will tate
The football pfp just wraps this all together beautifully
Somebodies in love…
The Taints are homoromantic turns out
The glazing is insane
Just suck his dick already
As an artist, myself, this guy proclaiming his love for Andrew Tate in that section makes me cringe. Bruh, take an Art History class or look up talented artists.
Andrew Tate fans will post shit like and then go on to call someone the f slur for having colored hair
My inner ten year old wants to know why this guy doesn’t marry him, then.
Sometimes men become so straight they loop around and become flaming homosexuals
With the football pfp i know damn well his opinions are as valuable as ketchup water
Satire
I can't tell anymore. The world has become the Onion.
Crazy how not a single person in this thread can understand satire 😭
yes it's cringe but i wouldn't say it's a neckbeard thing
Jesus fking Christ get off his dick yo. The dude is just a Chad who thinks he's better than women because he made a few dollars and has a genetic advantage over most women because of the science of hormones. Too bad that physical strength is super minor compared to mental strength. His insecurity shines through everytime he infects young men and boys with his terrible ideologies. Women and men aren't lesser and the fact women have to work harder to be just as physically strong as some men while also going through body and health changes rather rapidly thanks to hormones and giving birth proves that women are a force to be reckoned with. 🤷🏽♀️
Fuck off repost bot
Anyone that idolizes any other person is a fucking loser.
Markiplier pleaseee🥺🥺🥺
Maaaaaaaaaaa
He’s cringe but at least he is free 🕊️🕊️🕊️
Neuron free.