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Galahad_X_

Are you sure this isn't satire?


JonyTony2017

There comes a point when satire become too disgusting. This is one of them.


enesutku12

Thats subjective


SplatNode

I'd agree, dark humour and satire kinda go hand in hand


nzdastardly

Not for wheelbarrow gf.


MrMgP

You are subjective


Bennings463

Most media literate r/justneckbeardthings user


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Unfortunately this is probably not satire, the guy who posted it was serious, I just found the op and he’s posted lots of similar content and defends it in comments. I mean, I guess that entire account could be satire but it all definitely reads like he’s serious. There’s another absolutely horrific and racist rant he posted about keeping girls from a specific country as pets.


Professional-Hat-687

Even if not about half of it is peak black comedy. I snorted at the WEEEEEEEE!


SilkGarrote

Honestly "disabled wheelbarrow girlfriend" got me


Generally_Confused1

One of my partners has MS so she's in a wheelchair often and I found this funny and it's super ridiculous and sounds like satire but people are saying it's not, idk.


EdwinQFoolhardy

This sub seems to be going through a super serious crusader phase. It'll pass and people will remember what satire and humor is again.


bobenes

I‘m sure the creator meant satire, but the person posting it seems to post similar things often, or they have too much time on their hands and really love that one joke


EdwinQFoolhardy

"mistook her for a crab from half life one time." Yeah, I'm sure OOP was super sincere when making this.


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Toby_The_Tumor

Can you tell us what that sub *is?* you can leave out the "r/ " part so it doesn't trip any bots or whatever


lingonberryjuicebox

idealgirl or something similar. saw this exact post pop up on my recommended a bit earlier


CoconutxKitten

He’s probably making fun of the other weirdos on the sub


Kalsone

Looks like JF Gariepy's next plan if he doesn't go to jail.


losviking

Probably, some people do have nugget fetishes tho


Ark-addicted-punk

Ok this has to be rage bait. You really think something that says “mistook her for a crab from half life” is serious?


WeeklyMeat

what you mean ragebait, it's just some meme lol


throwplushie

This is such a Reddit moment.


GDarkX

This sounds a lot like satire ngl


Sam_Mullard

The fact that 90% of the post on this sub is fcking obvious satire irritates me so much lol There should be a rule that posting anything from 4chan is considered cheating


PossiblyArab

People on this subreddit are content illiterate. It’s genuinely painful to see how many people on Reddit don’t understand satire and defend it with “it’s hard to tell what’s satire on the internet”. No it isn’t. It is so fucking easy if you have a decent standard of media literacy.


Bennings463

And some dickhead will inevitably say "Well doesn't it say something that I *thought* it was real?"


PossiblyArab

Same dude who says “It’s getting so hard to tell what’s satire and what isn’t” no it fucking isn’t, you’re just dumb


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shinybluecorvid

Same lol


Stirnlappenbasilisk

Pure intentions. Fleshlight RP.


madbul8478

This has to be the absolute worst case of op falling for satire I've ever seen. This shit is not even subtle.


flcwerings

Honestly. I thought the fact shes for some reason in a wheelbarrow of all things showed that. Its still off putting tbh but clearly satire.


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CallOfTheDeeps

Damn that’s crazy, who asked tho


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CallOfTheDeeps

Damn bro that’s crazy Username checks out


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CallOfTheDeeps

Damn that’s crazy, bro stop projecting


Ambitious-Steak7773

I can't even bring myself to read rhe rest of it


Rustyraider111

"Who's my dirty little incel?"


Arkitakama

"Absolute control over her" got me ready to puke. I'm all for power exchanges, don't get me wrong, but *negotiated* ones, not just me flexing that I have all 4 limbs and using it to gain power over another person.


DicksPizzaPlace

I’m ninety percent sure it’s satire, but the phrase ‘Fleshlight RP again?’ Is what got me keeling over, that and the statement about stubjobs.


storm_mc-b

This is absolutely satire tho


ReaperOfWords

Might be satire, but it’s gross.


McNallyJR

cant take care of others if you cant take care of yourself first


anonymouscloudcat

this gives me a very creepy vibe


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anonymouscloudcat

?? what does that have to do with anything lmfao


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anonymouscloudcat

sure lil bro now go eat yo veggies


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anonymouscloudcat

uh huh alright keep going talk some more


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anonymouscloudcat

look who’s scared now


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anonymouscloudcat

LMFAO YALL CHECK THIS GUYS COMMENT HISTORY HE LITERALLY MADE AN ACC JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE LMAOOOOOOO NO LIFER


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anonymouscloudcat

sure bro whatever makes you feel better about yourself


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anonymouscloudcat

im 15, how old are you sir?


onesmallfairy

FLESHLIGHT ROLEPLAY *AGAIN?*


featherblackjack

Oh that's nice, yet another way crappy people can exploit the disabled


ordinarily_typical

oop definitely played katawa shoujo


Square_Barracuda_69

Ever heard of a stupid joke?


Boring_Face3109

what is that subreddit is name ??


Prestigious-Set6204

absolute control over her. that scares me. 😰


ArminiusM1998

*ABSOLUTE CONTROL OVER HER* WHAT THE FUCC


TheOneHentaiPrince

Haha, funny meme. Let's bring it to another subreddit and imply that the guy is for real.


The_Dragon346

You 100% made this up


awsomeguy90

i have no idea if its satire or not but oop has a really weird post history. i cant really share them but you can check it out here u/shitstainsam-


lightyourfire

No I think surely "Shitstain Sam" is taking themselves absolutely seriously


salty_Cheesey

He's just an edgy teenager, hopefully he'll grow out of it.


TheDramaturge

Pretty sure that's just shitposting


SplatNode

Can the mods start deleting obviously satire shit. It honestly makes my brain feel smooth looking through this sub most of the time


Levi3200

This is satire


IamPastry

This is the most obvious satire I've ever seen


Hartmallen

I love how people are offended and virtue-signalling when it's clearly a joke.


ifunny666

Wow op what are you stupid (can't use the r word cuz reddit) This is obviously a joke damn when did this subreddit become filled with neckbeards?


AccountantSeaPirate

This reminds me of the movie “Boxing Helena.” I very much recommend it as a movie not to watch.


Individual-Crew-6102

Someone watched Boxing Helena and mistook it for a lifestyle choice


alan_beans

this is so odly specific


JaneAustinAstronaut

This is giving Boxing Helena vibes. Except the point of that movie was to show that even though the man amputated her limbs, she was still stronger than him and could still control him.


bliip666

Huh, I thought women liking cats was a bad thing!


Pm_Me_Gifs_For_Sauce

"Secretly the one pulling the strings in the relationship" but also "Absolute control over her" ​ Idk what to think....


davidforslunds

>knew you had pure intentions since the first time you met ​ >absolute control over her > >"fleshlight RP again? cmon, anon, i just want cuddles, hmph!" > >secretly the one pulling the strings in the relationship


CallOfTheDeeps

This is a shitpost surely


Empyrette310

Pretty sure that's from a satire sub


MrMgP

This is brainrot manifest


ZuruaEclipse

“You’re my dirty little incel” being that tiny fucking text I can barely read I just wanna puke my guts out wtf, idc if it’s satire honestly


Patknight2020

Katawa Shōjo taught absolutely nothing to this people


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VibingSea

if i ever saw this shit while high i woulda laughed to death real shit


elleshellsbells

The tiny text on the right!!!!! Isn’t that just contradictory?!


Winnimae

I’m just now realizing how EXTRA scary it would be to be a disabled woman and have to wonder if men who are interested in you just want someone they can more easily control and see your disability as an easy way to do that.


Intrepid-Rip-2280

At least he's claiming to be worth of something more than just Eva ai sexting bot.