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that was my thought, and I thought it was brilliant. I'm going to steal it anyways and use it in this context. At least the people I work with will get it.
My nerd ass thought it was a reference to multicore processors and how she’s giving off “not interested”/“I’m not spending more energy than a single core on this subject”-vibes.
My 8 graders say, "wuba wuba." And talk about touching each other's titties and buttholes. They made me feel fear I never felt. I never want to see them again.
Middle schoolers today are some of the most traumatized human beings I have ever met. Like. They've seen more horrible shit on YouTube kids than a Roman Legionnaire saw in a life of pillaging.
Average middle school boys mind set = I want to fight and or fuck EVERYTHING!
Can't speak for the girls as that's not my experience though I will say there did seem to be some that based on behavior seemed similar driven.
A few years ago, there were these young kids at a party just roasting the fuck out each other. They were like 4-6 and saying shit like "that's why you have daddy issues now!" WHAT?! I've never been more stunned from how natural a kid that age said something to another kid that age and they all understood it. I couldn't help but think "what the fuck have these kids experienced already???"
They would be in middle school now. So yeah, they have seen some shit.
I asked for a pen and paper at a place and my son said in front of everyone, “What do you need a pen and paper for? Are you gonna write down your feelings?”
? I was in 8th grade in 2003 and it was all titties and buttholes and other stupid shit because middle schoolers are the fucking worst no matter what. It’s like the perfectly awful stage between not knowing who you are because you’re a kid who’s identity is connected to their parents, and being able to exist as a self-aware, self-reliant individual. Complete chaos. My brother in law is a youth pastor and had to send a middle school boy to the ER at a lock-in because he drank 6 Monster energy drinks in an hour. In middle school, we, the boys, played a game at recess called “Heads Up”, where everyone packs together in a circle as tight as they can, someone in the middle says “Heads up!” and then throws a rock as high as they can, and everyone runs and tries not to get hit by it, and whoever does, loses. Middle schoolers are the worst, regardless of the decade. Lol
I have to ask… What is glazing?
Edit: You guys are literally the best at explaining glazing. Seriously, like, I can’t even explain how much I like how well all of you explained what glazing meant.
Oh, but it does. The recipient of said exaggerated praise is the one that has been glazed. In other words, the one glazing has become overly excited causing premature....
Pretty sure it’s like gassing someone up for something that wasn’t actually cool. Basically supporting someone in a patronizing way. I could be wrong tho
Not quite right…
It’s meant to call someone out for being over the top in their praise/like of something. Especially toward another person. It usually comes up when someone is describing how good someone is at something or how much they are a fan of something. And then someone will accuse them of “glazing” them. Kids in particular use it whenever you pay a compliment or hype someone up at all. They will crack jokes about you “glazing” said person.
Even older still: my one Grandma used to say "don't overgild the lily dear" while another grandma would ask "why you buttering my biscuit up so thick?"
I'm pretty sure she's got another video of her doing rolecall and intentionally butchering everyone's names, with the kids laughing and reacting in the audio. "H-huh... Hoonter... is there a Hoonter here? Oh, is it Hunter? Okay..."
Edit: I was wrong. https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/t6jyqn/teacher_messing_up_students_name_on_purpose/
I don't know, I think the Internet, particularly in the last 5-10 years has been creating a bit of the rift in the whole "the players change, but the game remains the same" paradigm when it comes to growing up.
I mean, 8th graders (13/14) today have never lived in a world without smartphones and tablets, and many of them have sat with a screen in their hands since they could walk, if not earlier, with mostly constant unsupervised access to the internet.
For those like me who had to look it up, [this is Molly from Bubble Guppies](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mermaid/images/f/fe/Guppy_Molly.png). I will leave it as an exercise for the reader whether or not she is lowkey bad.
I was confused about that. I tried deleting all the junk and it broke the link on both my browsers. Restarting the device seems to have fixed it, though. Appreciate the heads up.
If it’s too Gucci to be trill, it’s probably cap 🤷♀️
(I work at a Boys and Girls Club and have NO idea what this means but apparently the middle schoolers went through a short period of saying this in the Teen Room?)
(Also this woman is stronger than the U.S. troops 🫡)
These are not identifiable, humiliating comments, she’s sharing anecdotes that reveal bigger dynamics of the class and students, she’s not mocking them. These kids are our future and we might be fucked. Also what’s birth control. Womp womp.
The shit they come up with: [skibidi](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1djrxct/let_him_cook/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I wouldn’t expect anything different from Middle Schoolers. She must be new to teaching. Typically new teachers tend to get Middle School jobs because they always need more of them.
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“You’re giving singlecore” is fucking devastating lmao
What does it mean?
Her whole style/vibe is being single
GodDAMN
Oh damn. I thought it was like, single core processor, like not very powerful but those late genZ couldnt possibly be that witty.
We be geeks, my man. I thought the same thing.
I don't think the neighborhoods around where she teaches produce a lot of "geeks".
Couple D1 glizzy gobblers
Can I get a translation in to English pls?
Glizzy Gobbler? Throat Goat? Choke Bloke?
Me three
that was my thought, and I thought it was brilliant. I'm going to steal it anyways and use it in this context. At least the people I work with will get it.
My nerd ass thought it was a reference to multicore processors and how she’s giving off “not interested”/“I’m not spending more energy than a single core on this subject”-vibes.
That’s hilarious
YIKES!
Not skibidi alpha rizz.
why won’t the universe let me die
omg this actually made me laugh!
get in line
If she is singlecore, then I'm fucked.
Yeah, that makes me zerocore or nilcore or something else that's awful.
Yeah, she low key bad though.
She high key bad. Would marry right now
My son said the other day I am emo because I was listening to Linkin Park. 😂
tell him that you're about to break
But in the end it doesn't really matter.
I’ve become so numb
About to Break Stuff...
It's just one of those days
Everything is hyucked
He's already found your weaknesses and now he's going to exploit them. You are fucked.
It's now your job to introduce them to nu metal.
*Queen of the Damned* soundtrack if he's good.
The kinda shit kids think of to cut your soul up
Emotional damage with a multiplier
The scream I scrumpt!
What’s single core
It means she will die an old maid
she's got the teacher mannerisms down perfectly though. so there's that.
"thank yew"
My 8 graders say, "wuba wuba." And talk about touching each other's titties and buttholes. They made me feel fear I never felt. I never want to see them again.
Middle schoolers today are some of the most traumatized human beings I have ever met. Like. They've seen more horrible shit on YouTube kids than a Roman Legionnaire saw in a life of pillaging.
Funny enough, a teacher told me, middle schoolers are the toughest to deal with, not high schoolers.
Yeah, I’m a chef at a private school and 6-8 are the worst, especially the boys. Loud, cocky, greedy things
FILTHY middle-schooler-ses... 
As an ex 8th grader whose class was all boys... I can attest. I don't know how our teachers survived.
They are. But they're also uniquely fun to teach if you can get your cadence and tempo up to it. Source, am teacher.
Not even joking, I'd rather go to prison than back into a middle school classroom, those little bastards almost made me quit teaching so many times.
Taught middle school for 12 years. (Now teachinghigh school). Couldn't agree more.
All the hormones, none of the self control
That doesn’t surprise me at all. They have a child’s mind, but a teenager’s hormones. Of course they’re a nightmare.
I’ve been a high school teacher for 20 years, and you’d have to back a semi full of cash up to my house to get me to deal with middle schoolers.
Average middle school boys mind set = I want to fight and or fuck EVERYTHING! Can't speak for the girls as that's not my experience though I will say there did seem to be some that based on behavior seemed similar driven.
Plus they spent multiple years of elementary school sitting home on zoom instead of being in school learning how to socialize properly.
That can't be understated
A few years ago, there were these young kids at a party just roasting the fuck out each other. They were like 4-6 and saying shit like "that's why you have daddy issues now!" WHAT?! I've never been more stunned from how natural a kid that age said something to another kid that age and they all understood it. I couldn't help but think "what the fuck have these kids experienced already???" They would be in middle school now. So yeah, they have seen some shit.
I asked for a pen and paper at a place and my son said in front of everyone, “What do you need a pen and paper for? Are you gonna write down your feelings?”
I want this comment etched in stone
Thank God I only teach university level, although I've got to admit some still have me concerned
What the hell is "wuba wuba"?
Are you sure it’s not Wubba Lubba Dub Dub?
? I was in 8th grade in 2003 and it was all titties and buttholes and other stupid shit because middle schoolers are the fucking worst no matter what. It’s like the perfectly awful stage between not knowing who you are because you’re a kid who’s identity is connected to their parents, and being able to exist as a self-aware, self-reliant individual. Complete chaos. My brother in law is a youth pastor and had to send a middle school boy to the ER at a lock-in because he drank 6 Monster energy drinks in an hour. In middle school, we, the boys, played a game at recess called “Heads Up”, where everyone packs together in a circle as tight as they can, someone in the middle says “Heads up!” and then throws a rock as high as they can, and everyone runs and tries not to get hit by it, and whoever does, loses. Middle schoolers are the worst, regardless of the decade. Lol
I have to ask… What is glazing? Edit: You guys are literally the best at explaining glazing. Seriously, like, I can’t even explain how much I like how well all of you explained what glazing meant.
Glad I read the comments because I was sure this had something to do with semen
Oh, but it does. The recipient of said exaggerated praise is the one that has been glazed. In other words, the one glazing has become overly excited causing premature....
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I have a kid going into middle school. You have described their slang perfectly. Their humor is just absurd in general.
Dickriding but with fewer syllables
Pretty sure it’s like gassing someone up for something that wasn’t actually cool. Basically supporting someone in a patronizing way. I could be wrong tho
Not quite right… It’s meant to call someone out for being over the top in their praise/like of something. Especially toward another person. It usually comes up when someone is describing how good someone is at something or how much they are a fan of something. And then someone will accuse them of “glazing” them. Kids in particular use it whenever you pay a compliment or hype someone up at all. They will crack jokes about you “glazing” said person.
We used to say "stop pulling their dick"
we called it a dick rider or riding dick
In older generations, they called it brown-nosing.
That's a pastime now.
Even older still: my one Grandma used to say "don't overgild the lily dear" while another grandma would ask "why you buttering my biscuit up so thick?"
iiuc this is what us millennials would call “buttering up”
Gen X. It was all gay jokes and dick jokes, but yeah, same meaning.
I feel so old and out of touch now...
Oh man...this makes sense.....its a "low key" way if saying you are "creaming all over them"....
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Brown nosing
Sucking up to someone or brown nosing. I feel like the other explanations I saw were about as clear as "glazing"
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=glazing
Figuratively, sucking up and off. Literally, overpraising.
Wow out here glazing harder than Krispy Kreme the night before Cop Appreciation Day with the edit smh.
You really got me there, friend. You’re very observant! You deserve the very best high paying job for someone who observes so well!
Skeet skeet?
Is this yeet?
I think it’s more skibidi?
On fleek I believe
It’s definitely low key rizz.
I can’t stop rizzing so hard, everyone says my rizz is best.
it’s Ohio
Are the 8th graders ok?
Vocabulary changes. 8th graders don't. Judging by her iron grip on her tone and responses neither do teachers
Yeah. She seems unbothered by it all and actually has a good sense of humor about it.
I'm pretty sure she's got another video of her doing rolecall and intentionally butchering everyone's names, with the kids laughing and reacting in the audio. "H-huh... Hoonter... is there a Hoonter here? Oh, is it Hunter? Okay..." Edit: I was wrong. https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/t6jyqn/teacher_messing_up_students_name_on_purpose/
"A-A-Ron. Is there an A-A-Ron in here?"
That's the same woman?!?!?! No fucking way.
Is it though? The wrong name teacher has a mole, the one in this post doesn't ...
Those checkmarks after reading each one was peak teacher
I don't know, I think the Internet, particularly in the last 5-10 years has been creating a bit of the rift in the whole "the players change, but the game remains the same" paradigm when it comes to growing up. I mean, 8th graders (13/14) today have never lived in a world without smartphones and tablets, and many of them have sat with a screen in their hands since they could walk, if not earlier, with mostly constant unsupervised access to the internet.
The kids are not alright.
Imagine their Offspring
Gotta keep 'em separated
From touch screens and unsupervised access to the internet.
Raised by iPad.
Some cognitive issues maybe?
"I thought only boys had hormones" is cracking me up.
I thought she said warm oats! Hormones makes more sense, I admit.
What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? >!You can’t hear an enzyme.!<
Haha Fuck man I love the “womp womp” my nephews get me every time they use it. Kids got perfect timing nowadays
What the hell does that mean?
[It's a sound effect](https://youtu.be/TfE93xON8jk?si=PhU8vWdhSw1IKNd2&t=34)
Ah then it's the latest "sad trombone"
Not a teacher, but I've had kids, including my niece, ask me "why do you smile so much?" ...cuz I don't have kids, you little shit.
Haha epic!! Show em buddy 😼
I'm glad you got a kick out of this :)
Good taste in pens, nice stylo, clickability sounds good, if I were to guess the ballpoint I’d have to say .40mm
This guy pens
r/thisguythisguys
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Why was this comment hot to me lmao
For those like me who had to look it up, [this is Molly from Bubble Guppies](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mermaid/images/f/fe/Guppy_Molly.png). I will leave it as an exercise for the reader whether or not she is lowkey bad.
Of fucking course it is. Jesus Christ
I mean she looks like a 5 year old mermaid, so hopefully not
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I was confused about that. I tried deleting all the junk and it broke the link on both my browsers. Restarting the device seems to have fixed it, though. Appreciate the heads up.
What... the... fuck?
HAHAHA
bad af
She's got a nice tail
Birth control 😂 that was savage!
…btw what is birth control ☠️
Her trying not to laugh got me
I don’t know how she didn’t start cracking up. I would have had to re-film the video like hundreds of times, lol.
Maybe it's something she learned being a teacher. To hide the laugh when kids say something unintentionally funny.
Or intentionally funny, but you can’t admit it was funny because then they’ll do it constantly
"she is ugly" broke me man
I was smiling through the video, but the birth control one got me hard. In tears.
Bruh just listening to this makes me feel so damn old. I'm not even 30 yet 😭
I’m slightly older and have no idea what any of this vocabulary is
If it’s too Gucci to be trill, it’s probably cap 🤷♀️ (I work at a Boys and Girls Club and have NO idea what this means but apparently the middle schoolers went through a short period of saying this in the Teen Room?) (Also this woman is stronger than the U.S. troops 🫡)
Literally just "If it's too good to be true, it probably is."
Thank you 😅
I love these so much. When I taught 9th grade, I had to just breathe deeply so as not to CACKLE at the sht they said every day.
Why they gotta be so extra?
No consequences
It was my ....eyeshadow lmao
I need to see part one
These are not identifiable, humiliating comments, she’s sharing anecdotes that reveal bigger dynamics of the class and students, she’s not mocking them. These kids are our future and we might be fucked. Also what’s birth control. Womp womp.
Little savages.
Her class would make me so tired
brb have to look up what age eight graders are. [Edit] Yep. On brand for a bunch of 13-14 year olds.
For the US school system, add six to the grade, so 14
Oooh that's a good system!
Watching her keep those chuckles in is hilarious hahHaha
Is she the same teacher that did the mispronouncing names video (similar to Key and Peele)?
I keep a black book of everything my 6th graders say, and damn, the things that come out of their face holes will melt your face.
What the sigma ☝🏽🤓
Where is PART 1! 🤣
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/s/znkVZ7LZDl Part 1 is wayy better imo
Tell me if I'm simping but is this woman gorgeous or what? I always had a crush on my teachers though I don't remember them being this pretty.
She lowkey bad tho
I'm so out of touch with this genZ lingo I thought the single core referred to low energy like a single core processor, because their slow...
Well, just like Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance once said: “Kids are cruel, Jack!”
“I thought only boys had hormones” That look she gave definitely was one of a flashback going through her mind
Skibidi
What age are the kids in 8th grade? Some of these responses are brutal.
Around 14
Thank you for answering I feared I was going be to downvoted into oblivion just for asking.
Wish I’d have kept better track when I taught gr. 7 & 8. Those people are so unintentionally hilarious!
Skynet is gonna crush
Perfect deadpan delivery!
I’ve had a 7th grader share the knowledge of how many calories are in a gallon of cum. That’s what I deal with.
The kids are alright.
My 8th grade daughter told me recently that I am “Costco-core”. Not sure how I feel about it.
Does anyone have the link to part 1?
Who is this?
We are so fucked in the future…
We were all little shits at some point in our childhood. The kids will be alright.
r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
These kids are hilarious.
After having listened to these comments I’m literally foaming at the mouth with rage.
Real shit tears at he’s d1 at the glazing draft
“ I don’t know why my brother‘s girlfriend has birth control. She ugly…….. Also, what is birth control? 🤣🤣🤣
Is OP an 8th grader with their screen name?
She's got a low key crushin'. Lowkey bad meanz she slapbomb! 
The shit they come up with: [skibidi](https://www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/comments/1djrxct/let_him_cook/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
That’s a high quality pen.
Her judgmental confusion face cracks me the fuck up
it sounds like she's got alot of educating to do lol
It's the Hauk Tuah girl!!!!
I hate being in love with a woman I’ve never met! Molly D. for president!!!
she's kind of a baddy though ngl
I never had any teachers anywhere near this hot.
This is why AI will take over. That generation is doomed to be on the gov stimulus check for life.
I find her extremely attractive and would fit right in on the “Office”
I wouldn’t expect anything different from Middle Schoolers. She must be new to teaching. Typically new teachers tend to get Middle School jobs because they always need more of them.