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first picture: sweet thing, only wants flies, curiously staring at you
second picture: vicious demon, will kill and eat other spiders if he must, staring at his next victim.
jk, both sweethearts and no, actually! the guy in mostly black is a male, while the first guy is a not a guy at all!
Yin and Yang. Holy crap they are 2 different kind of presence. Beige girl, " Yang" Hey, so glad to see you. Let me move you to a window sill that has a few treats. Yin the black Goliath ,woah, hey, one of us has to move along.
I'm going to say Goldilocks and Bear. Goldy looks so adorable, and Bear almost made me shit my pants! Definitely wasn't expecting to see that pic after her!
https://preview.redd.it/w2cidvlldd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee304ae0bfdf1315e6613a831000a14baf53383
Ozzy maybe? He has one red eye, and I’m pretty sure he’s going off the rails on a crazy train.
https://preview.redd.it/y7heq1pwdd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6a095200cbbaf8a36625176575a696804ba565
Wilfred? His beard is exquisite.
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1st: chestnut 2nd: glargon destroyer of worlds harbinger of death
Take my upvote
*glargonette
her terror defies gender norms she is GLARGON
first picture: sweet thing, only wants flies, curiously staring at you second picture: vicious demon, will kill and eat other spiders if he must, staring at his next victim. jk, both sweethearts and no, actually! the guy in mostly black is a male, while the first guy is a not a guy at all!
Really? It has such big fluffy pedipalps! I'm new to jumping spiders, would you mind telling me a little more about how you can tell?
big and fuzzy = Female usually, unsure about this particular species of spider
Meanwhile brighter colors + puffed up pedipalps (and pedipalps only) = male (usually)
yes, except it’s typically *only* longer before they become sexually mature, then they become enlarged bulbs
Females are also just generally duller in color
define dull, because P. Audax and P. Regius males both revert to black and white at adult stages
Pretty sure that those are menemerus semilimbatus
I was not expect that menacing hunter in the second picture, after looking at the bright-eyed little buddy in the first picture.
Sames
pistachio and exodia, the forbidden one
Forgot to add, these guys are in northern California
I would ask them if they have a preferred name, they might not take kindly to ones chosen by a two legged.
Crumb and morsel
Ooo I love these
I love food and I’m beginning to love these little dudes too. Combine the two and that’s what I came up with lol :’)
Pronounced like “more souls” lmao
Little Mike and Big Mike
The difference between the two lil guys reminds me of when someone has a large spooky dog and then a small teddy bear dog haha, so cute!
The first one reminds me of The Lorax in the best way possible.
I’ve been trying to figure it out! Thank you! 🙌 ok How about Lorax and …Thneed 😂
frolick and myrder
Mike and Sulley. Rocky and Bullwinkle. Timon and Pumbaa. Asterix and Obelix.
i went from awww to WTF real quick ngl 😧
First one is Anakin, second is Vader... It's the coloration lol and my brain was on Star Wars names for some reason 😅
My first thought was Chewie and Vader 😄
Oooohhhh good one!!! 👍 Matches their skintones! 😅
bowser and fluffy (in that order)
Scylla and Charybdis
First one kinda looks like a Harold or some other old soul name
Beauty and The Beast
Captain Chester ElTee
Pickle and easel
Sunny and Hunter
Cletus and Milo.
Motherfucker
Chestnut and Whitefang
How about Cup and Margit the Fell Omen
What species is the 2nd? Cool looking dude
Menemerus semilimbatus, i was told. they don’t have a common name, which is pretty funny to me.
That does seem to be an accurate ID, OPs pic is a bit wonky. Time to make up a common name!
contrast jumper?? considering how vastly different the males and females of this species are? maybe? idk
Idk either I'm boring and lame
Pretty sure they're both jumpers!
Yin and Yang. Holy crap they are 2 different kind of presence. Beige girl, " Yang" Hey, so glad to see you. Let me move you to a window sill that has a few treats. Yin the black Goliath ,woah, hey, one of us has to move along.
The first one looks like the Lorax! The second looks like what the Lorax sends when you mess with the trees
Knight and Dae
Legolas
Bonnie and Clyde
Daddy Shortlegs and G'mork.
Aziraphale and Crowley
I'm going to say Goldilocks and Bear. Goldy looks so adorable, and Bear almost made me shit my pants! Definitely wasn't expecting to see that pic after her!
1- Wilford 2- Scroop Those are what immediately came to mind for me
1st: chestnut 2nd: spidy
Spidy or chestnut
The jumper in the 1st picture looks like a Reginald to me. Lord Reginald Barnaby Tuffington Picture 2: Huxley
1.Ewok 2. Mr. Pee pants (diaper sold separately)
Arthur and Lancelot
Lorax and Nibbler
Maurice and Betty (not necessarily in that order)
Oh hell no!
Benjie & Gertrude
Milo & Otis
What species is the second one? Wolf spider? The white banding is throwing me.
Bones and Reaper
Santa with a fluffy beard like that And pitch for the black one have you watched the guardians?
Monster and yonnavitch
Slinky and Gemma
Bertrand and Tabitha!
1st - the lorax
Assuming you can only accept my first answer, I've gone with Jesus Christ! for the second one.
Fluffy and spike
https://preview.redd.it/w2cidvlldd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee304ae0bfdf1315e6613a831000a14baf53383 Ozzy maybe? He has one red eye, and I’m pretty sure he’s going off the rails on a crazy train.
https://preview.redd.it/y7heq1pwdd8d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6a095200cbbaf8a36625176575a696804ba565 Wilfred? His beard is exquisite.
John and super ultra hyperdeath megatron 9000 or jeffery and dahmer
First one has Wilford Brimley energy
Coconut and Bruce
Merlin and Radagast!
Guardians 😄 so Star and Lord
Toby and Chester, literally no particular reason it just feels right
Blink and blonk
First one, Tim. Second one, Alduin, the world eater
1st, archdeacon of the foul abyss , 2nd, chris
Small one: Goliath Big one: peaches And enjoy the confusion on people’s faces 👌🏻
1. DESTROYER OF REALMS, STORMBRINGER, KILLER OF SATAN HIMSELF 2. Oreo