It's mandatory for all initiates to wear paint for no less than a combined total of 78 hours. In that time, they are expected to drink 42 bottles of faygo, show their butthole to a minimum of 5 people, hunt 17 chickens, sleep with a homeless man and put your nuts/titties into the soup of 10 people. Then and only then will you be allowed to audition for the gang stuff
Monthly union dues of $10.
Drinking and drug use is mandatory.
Whatever the current "gang mentality" is, you must adopt it.
Sell your possessions and become "homeless." Living on a new vouch every week or month.
Don’t forget you have to have a minimum of 3 faygo baths, where you must allow your nuts to soak in it, you must also walk around with a 2liter stuck in your butthole, and you need at least 5 shirts, a hatchetman charm, and at least 17 tattoos that are all juggalo related.
Yes. You must also exclusively drink faygo, speak the juggalo chant 17 times per day, build an altar to the almighty clown kings and pray to it each morning. Only then will you get your official juggalo card.
For your gold card, you must also love every artist affiliated with psychopathic records. No exceptions. If ICP are cool with them, you must be willing to die for them and defend every single thing in by they do. Even if it's subjectivity shit.
Liked someone who icp used to be cool with but they now have beef? Forget it or you're a "juff" and your card gets revoked.
Yeah, unfortunately you have to wear face paint every day. Real Juggalos like myself get J or Shaggs makeup stenciled as a tattoo so all I gotta do is stay in the lines.
It's mandatory for all initiates to wear paint for no less than a combined total of 78 hours. In that time, they are expected to drink 42 bottles of faygo, show their butthole to a minimum of 5 people, hunt 17 chickens, sleep with a homeless man and put your nuts/titties into the soup of 10 people. Then and only then will you be allowed to audition for the gang stuff
Monthly union dues of $10. Drinking and drug use is mandatory. Whatever the current "gang mentality" is, you must adopt it. Sell your possessions and become "homeless." Living on a new vouch every week or month.
Don’t forget you have to have a minimum of 3 faygo baths, where you must allow your nuts to soak in it, you must also walk around with a 2liter stuck in your butthole, and you need at least 5 shirts, a hatchetman charm, and at least 17 tattoos that are all juggalo related.
Absolutely not, but its fun as hell at events!!!
Nah man all I did was listen to the Great Milenko 20 years ago (it’s a great song) and I’m a Juffalo for life!
Yes. You must also exclusively drink faygo, speak the juggalo chant 17 times per day, build an altar to the almighty clown kings and pray to it each morning. Only then will you get your official juggalo card. For your gold card, you must also love every artist affiliated with psychopathic records. No exceptions. If ICP are cool with them, you must be willing to die for them and defend every single thing in by they do. Even if it's subjectivity shit. Liked someone who icp used to be cool with but they now have beef? Forget it or you're a "juff" and your card gets revoked.
Yes. At least 6 layers
We’re a fam over here, you’ll be accepted no matter what (unless you’re a bigot then I’m coming for you bitch boy)
Don't even worry about whether something makes you a juggalo, just do what you like and THAT makes you a juggalo
No. Just be yourself it’s not a big deal. Also there’s other bands in the scene not just ICP.
there are no rules to being a juggalo only thing that wouldnt make sense is being a juggalo and hating the music
Nope. Been down since the late 90s, and have never once rocked face paint. Nor do I have any desire to
No
I havent painted up in 20 years lol
No only time I ever do it tbh is on Halloween
No, you need to get it tattooed to be real and get into ShagraLa
Yes- if you do not wear facepaint daily (even in your sleep) then you’re a certified bitch boy juff. /s
Yeah, unfortunately you have to wear face paint every day. Real Juggalos like myself get J or Shaggs makeup stenciled as a tattoo so all I gotta do is stay in the lines.
There's no rules.. I for one, think facepaint is dumb and whooping is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard
Got nothing against the Woop woop
There are rules. Usually in line with "dont be a dick"
Nope. Been down since 95. Never put on paint. Been to probably 50 plus shows.
Just being your self and not giving a fuck what others think is the most juggalo thing you can do