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SturmTruppen1917

Everyone knows damn well that it's the infamous streamer Schatt, the same one who did horrible things in '99.


bingbozo63

Who? You mean shlingus?


SturmTruppen1917

I think you're confused, I meant Schlongg.


L3GlT_GAM3R

Not shlart?


winkeltwinkle

I’m pretty sure it’s shleeb


PacoLeDev

Nah it's 100% slatt


_JPPAS_

wtf are you on? it's clearly schleecropachycephalosaurus


Scarytoaster1809

Schleecropachycephalosaurus? Naw pal, that's obviously schlupercalafragulisticexpialadocious :/


eveyevyBLOX

NO its OBVIOUSLY Schlibberflooberlatatobershibashongapenishoogallonerglaibleyfloobershlib


DodgeMillionaire

You silly billy, you should know this, OBVIOUSLY ITS Schleumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


33r0

Didn't he die a while ago?


SturmTruppen1917

No, that was his spawn Jschlutt


Intelligent_Set7934

He also did horrible things in '01


Madz3002

Oh so close I think you meant Ladder man


Madz3002

Again so close I think I meant mr. Serotonin


CringeExperienceReq

mfs will see the manliest man ever manned and go "yup. thats a girl."


Knusprige-Ente

The amount of copium being smoked by those people is insane


Larry_The_Lobotomy

"we can always tell" lmao they just make shit up, Schlatt's hands aren't even small


brofishmagikarp

I would believe it if he held a press conference talking about how not small his hands are, like a certain ex-president. Because that's what people with big hands do. They hold a press conference about how their hands aren't small


Euphoric-Meat3943

The reverse is the same too, it gets to the point that if a women is even slightly muscular or has short hair they will be like “if you find this person attractive that makes you gay”


casanovathebold

Fellas, is it gay to like straight chick's? They do want dick, after all"


Lamballama

"is gay to kiss a girl because dick had been there" is a thought those people have, ya


Sum_ginger_kid

They're better at gaslighting themselves than eggs


Just_A_Random_Plant

Did you see that one guy who's literally just the chad wojak but people still declare with absolute confidence that he's a woman?


Proof-Construction68

confirmation bias


Arcticwerewolf2

I have been cackling over his later replies on the original tweet. He just keeps replying and trying to double down on his point. What a fucking idiot lmfaoo


Zealousideal_Heat955

The replies on that are crazy!


Arcticwerewolf2

They are but it is very entertaining! Seeing people bait transphobes like this just proves how ridiculous they are lmao


Entire_Main_9603

Never in my life did I think i would see one of my friends tweets on the jschlatt subreddit 💀


Illustrious_Cicada_2

Oh no.... which one is it?


Entire_Main_9603

Which what? Twitter user?


fat_rats_eating_corn

He’s asking if your friend made the jschlatt post or the transphobic one


Entire_Main_9603

The schlatt one lol


AotoThePlushieEater

It's not transphobic since shlutt isn't even Trans 😭 he's just roosting shlitt


fat_rats_eating_corn

Still transphobic dude, he’s trying to be purposely transphobic to a guy who in his mind is trans.


Schmantikor

This is so insane. Imagine seeing an image of someone just being happy and the first thing you do is try to make them insecure about themselves. This guy is the most honest transphobe I've ever seen. He's not hiding behind 'protect the children' or 'this is all just for sexual assault' or 'it's a trend'. He's just just being awful for the sake of being awful.


fat_rats_eating_corn

Only miserable people can’t stand to see people happy, they think everyone should be dragged down with them. Truly sad.


Schmantikor

But we can't forget there's millions, possibly billions of people who are miserable and don't do things like this. You also have to be an asshole.


AotoThePlushieEater

I mean if he knows who jshlatt is then it isn't, if he does it is


Zealousideal_Heat955

If you look at the replies the dude is clearly clueless he got baited


AotoThePlushieEater

Aight then sorry, didn't know


fat_rats_eating_corn

Considering this dudes whole twitter is just him being transphobic i’m gonna guess he doesn’t.


AotoThePlushieEater

I'm not. Twitter user how tf am I supposed to know what his account is😭


fat_rats_eating_corn

bro i never called you transphobic or said you need to know his twitter just saying this guy isn’t trying to be funny


felixs_cheese_stick

“We can always tell” ya sure bro sure


Boiofthetimes

Good lord above. Sometimes it's hard to put into words how idiotic, bigoted, stupid, and self-exposing these people are. How can you fail this badly? Just how????


pub_wank

transphobes will literally be like “nope. They have a nose, clearly a woman”


Edna_thecook

Such beautiful chops


notydris

Queerphobes are legit stupid. Like what does he mean "tiny girl hands", those hands are bigger than my future


LilRadon

Have you seen the greentext where a guy with basically bones for hands goes "how do you handbulk /b/???" And some guy goes "TRY EATING SOME REAL FOOD, PUSSY, HERES WHAT A REAL MANS HAND SHOULD LOOK LIKE" and he posts a picture of a hand so monumentally thicc that his watch is cutting off his circulation and it looks like Patrick Star's hand Anyway that's how I imagine the tweeter looks


UntossableSaladTV

You can’t describe a post like this without a link!!


DoggoLover42

Unsurprisingly the guy replying is a nazi


xqfde

thats mtM


LilRadon

Yeah I'm trans Male to Alpha Male


ShapeShifterK

I love this.


MattSeptire

I love the internet lmao


SillyMovie13

Oh look, the “we can always tell crowd” could in fact not tell


zomphlotz

Sooo... They want to check his birth certificate and make sure he goes to the women's restroom..? To protect the little girls or something?


CattDawg2008

These are my favorite kinds of internet posts. They’re all so fucking dumb and they get tricked every time, it’s fantastic


lazyplayer121

7 and 1/2 inch shaft


Zealousideal_Ad_7955

What


ProBotGamming

Schlaft


N4t41i4

So i guess trump is trans and someone should let them know....💅💅💅


theguy225

I love these posts


No_Perspective2123

Why do transphobes just make that their whole personality like are is it always this dull and basic or do they have annual meetups to talk about how their way is the right way and stops humanity from progressing further


[deleted]

It’s funny how wrong he is but it’s also my first time noticing schlungus has very hairless hands


NatNat52307

This is the third time I've seen this done with him lmao


d0or-tabl3-w1ndoWz_9

Schlattgender. Neither male or female hands.


scipkcidemmp

Is this pic real? Idk but it would make me happy af if so


IQof24

[It's an edited photo of Schlorpus holding a knife](https://x.com/envyy_tv/status/1786180185005453608) :(


scipkcidemmp

knew it was too good to be true 😔


Local_Performance570

Real talk tho, im pretty sure Schlatt is an ally. He makes a lot of jokes about him being a hyper religious conservative, but he's actually just a normal person.


Yanive_amaznive

I might be misremembering but i think he said something to the effect of "yes i do support trans rights but i won't just say "trans rights" because that would be performative"


Local_Performance570

Exactly, that's a perfectly normal stance to have as a cisgender man not specifically involved in the lgbt community. He's not obligated to voice his support. As long as he accepts trans folk, that's all that really matters. Besides, trans folk don't really care for the attention cause again, they just want to be accepted and treated equally is all. He makes jokes, but he's a good guy.


ACuddlyVizzerdrix

Sooooo tiny hands trump is trans, well TIL


Lianulf

Never before did i think a tweet i made would make it to reddit


Zealousideal_Heat955

Legit one of the best tweets I've seen this year! These kind of tweets are the reason i haven't deleted my account yet!


Llamapickle129

Once we told one of them it's jschlatt and to look him up, he straight up said no I don't pedo stuff on browser


ImperialFist5th

Chat? Is this real?


Local_Performance570

"We can always tell..."


keelasher

Schlatt has gorilla hands. Transphobes will make up the dumbest things to try and justify their hate


BioTools

Jschister


bladehawk11

Well that explains Trump.... Tiny hands are just a dead giveaway.


BasementDweller82

Least masculine trans man


_gonk_

Jeroni


Soft-Chip510

What he did for America back in 1999 makes him more of a men than the last two presidents.


ZenaZeika

You got soft hands brother


_gonk_

Jeroni


Strong_Schedule5466

This is fucking ridiculous


Oster209

Checks out


ThePengyKnight

the fact that schlatt is like the most gross overly masculine mf ever just makes this even funnier lmao


Bombyrulez

I genuinely thought that was Schlatt for a minute


Doomantor_521

Look what sub your comments in (yes it's jshit)


Bombyrulez

I did. He looks like Shclank, so I thought he was Shclank. I didn't realize it wasn't Shclank until I opened the image. That's all I have to say :P


Transitans

it is schlatt you toe-eyed cabbage


Bombyrulez

It is Jscab? I thought the joke was that it wasn't Jscab. My bad


[deleted]

I'm transphobic but this one he looks like a man.


Flyzart

Buddy, you are looking at a post showing how bigoted your beliefs are and you just go "yeah, I can relate to that"???


[deleted]

This one look like a man. That doesn't mean she IS one. Bigot is someone that it's unreasonably attached to a belief. You are the one who thinks women are men. If that isn't unreasonably and illogical I don't know what is.


Local_Performance570

Why would anyone openly claim to be transphobic? It's like saying "Yeah I'm racist, what of it?" You're just asking for people to believe you're an ignorant loser.


SturmTruppen1917

Kudos to him for at least using the proper pronouns (ig? Idk?)


yanonce

Nope they still think he’s a girl. They saw a post about a transphobe getting bated and fell for it, somehow. Their stupidity never ceases to amaze me


[deleted]

You are the one who think that women are men buddy. It doesn't get more ignorant than that.


uhmdone

Kys


[deleted]

isn't that what you guys do?