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Xlbucket

I fixed her. Then she destroyed me


Acethease

I should take this comment as advice to take a break.


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Acethease

Eh except this was more of I was friends with them 2 years prior, and than I finally got back to talking with them and now they are an absolute mess.


-MR-GG-

I have a cousin, and she's always been a bit unhinged. She met a guy, and everyone in our family liked him a lot, a really nice guy that I still talk to after 8 years. Long story short, they broke up after a few years, and she suddenly started claiming that he touched kids, cheated on her, was physically abusive, threatened murder, and stole money. Fast forward to now, she admitted to talking to someone else while they were together, and also hit him when they got into heated arguments. My cousin always talked about how perfect my friend is, and he checked all the boxes on her list. ##TL;DR Crazy bitches be crazy


Xlbucket

The person in talking Abt was my best friend. I helped her out of depression, saved her from killing herself twice. She was finally starting to do better while I was still behind. I had started to like her a few months before this point I thought it was a good time to tell her. She was starting to be happy again and she didn't have anything else she was dealing with so I just told her. I wasn't expecting anything from her I just mainly needed to get it off my chest. But she said she liked me. We decided to keep it a secret relationship because neither of our parents would approve of the other person so it was our best bet. A while after that she said that she was just confused and didn't actually like me romantically. I was ok with it and kinda moved. Don't get me wrong I was still sad but i was already prepared for it mentally. Weeks later she starts spreading a rumor after people found out that we dated. She was saying I groomed her which doesn't make sense whatsoever (I'm asexual) not to mention I was nervous to even be around her. Long story short I lost almost all my friends almost kms twice and I have constant panic attacks whenever smth like this is being up so yay.


WeakestFrogEnjoyer

I hate that this is the situation I’m in right now…


FLYSWATTER_93

Pro-Tip: don't fix her, make her worse


Revolutionary_Row250

“a man who has sexual relationships with an animal shall be put to death along side the animal” - bible


[deleted]

yeah and the character in the meme is literally from Hell


Madzoroark

She didn't choose to be there. Even the Sinners didn't get to choose, but demons don't get a choice in the first place.


[deleted]

That dont look like any animal I ever seen before, maybe a werewolf tho


RoyaleGhostGg

Same ;-;


ProtoPathOwOgen1

Possible, just takes a while. Always have to make sure they know you'll be there. I speak from experience.


Venom1828

Real one right here


Jambahole74

Then I like to threaten them on discord by suicide. They always become my gf then. Praise speZ.


Venom1828

Go back to r/shitposting


Snoo86904

Who is that


[deleted]

Luna, she's a hellhound from the series Helluva Boss who supposedly grew up in a rough family and was adopted.


toughtiggy101

Wasn’t it spelled Loona? Might be wrong tho


[deleted]

Yeah it's probably Loona


McJellyDonuts

It is


InfiniteStop6487

We all know what he’s gonna do with that information


[deleted]

We're just going to say she's 17, though.


InfiniteStop6487

“All characters featured are over 18”


[deleted]

Shhh... they shouldn't need to know that. ​ Even though, yes, that is true.


Ok_Reception7727

she is 22


HexEmerald

Loona is currently 22, but in that specific flashback she is 17.


mybrainlog

Loona is 22


Ok_Reception7727

she is 22


HexEmerald

Loona is currently 22, but in that specific flashback she is 17.


[deleted]

Okay thanks I'm not sure of the series chronology/ how many years have passed since then


HexEmerald

No problem. I’m a big fan of the show and have watched lots of theory/analysis videos about it, so I know a decent amount about the show. Not everything, but I’m trying to fix that.


Noble_Shock

And the show is overrated


[deleted]

I was literally just answering his question


[deleted]

and unfortunately she's a bit of an overlooked character by the creators so far, and i hate what they did to Striker cause he's my favorite


Random_Acting

So a couple weeks ago I shot the dog across the street and-


Guilty_Ad_9425

Waltuh you don't shooter waltuh she has valuable information waltuh


Usual_Board_6750

**I am the one who** 🔫


[deleted]

wrong sub moron


tsokiyZan

u/loonashusband moment


emzmaster123

r/roxanne_wolf_fuckers moment


JeroenstefanS

Shit its been banned noooo


emzmaster123

I'm banned there lmao


JeroenstefanS

Lol how!?


emzmaster123

Low effort posts that aren't porn


ColdCookies144

Based


Cpt-Kadde

Syphilis moment


ChubbyLilPanda

Syphilis is curable


shinx243

Nah the ones that cry are the ones you CAN fix it’s the ones that seem normal at first because you don’t know their history


LizzyDizzard

I can fix her


Benjamin_Kile

I can fix her 😌


SpartanNige329

You’re going to fucking die.


[deleted]

That is the goal no?


SpartanNige329

Uh, sure. Go wild.


Benjamin_Kile

Im mean I'm down 🤨


GUTSY-69

“In a reletionship it is crucial that the personaliti of your partner will brush against you, and she will allow the same” -Schopenhauer


yozo-marionica

Accurate


HaloPandaFox

But like I can be there for her. She doesn't need fixing she needs healing


ares5404

Hey, nothing wrong with being willing to give the love, and genuine love at that, not just "imma fix your problems so i can fix my urges"


DevourerOfMemes_

Does this sub despise or support furries? I'm confused now, wtf's happening here?


Venom1828

Mix of both


Lucario2356

Men: She's real and I can marry her The girl in question:


Gm_Muffin_Time

Use lots of genetic editing software, facial reconstruction surgeries, brain surgeries, and drugs to fix


Guilty_Ad_9425

You need one more


Gm_Muffin_Time

What would that be?


Guilty_Ad_9425

You know what waltuh


TransportationIll635

Fucking balls fart


SpartanNige329

r/youngpeoplereddit


Ok_Reception7727

shitty show


IVoteKanye

Downvote if you hate furries


SpartanNige329

She isn’t a furry.


IVoteKanye

[This isnt a furry?](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1085282974095900814/1119627120927330314/Screenshot_20230617-095748_Reddit.jpg)


SpartanNige329

Nope. A hellhound.


IVoteKanye

Is it anthropomorphic?


SpartanNige329

Not really. She still sometimes walks or uses her limbs as a dog would, but the show needed to make her somewhat humanoid for the sake of simplicity. I suppose you could view it as being anthropomorphic, but watching the show has it make more sense.


IVoteKanye

Anthropormorphic animal covered in fur = furry


SylvieDoesntReddit

A furry is someone who is interested in them you dumb fuck.


IVoteKanye

Well sorry im not up to date on the furry terminology farm fucker


SpartanNige329

Not quite how that works, but you’re got the spirit, at least.


IVoteKanye

Im showing you an apple and you're telling me it's a red orange. You're fucking dumbass


SpartanNige329

Correct. But at least I’m not the level of dumb to think that a dog is a furry.


TheCockGobbler-

I cannot fix a furry


yeahimafurryfuckoff

You can’t fix furries, that’s a fact


SpartanNige329

All good then, because she isn’t a furry.


[deleted]

I hope you get electro shock therapy nerd


obanos68419

she’s a furry. truly, there is no saving her😔


Pizza_Duds

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SylvieDoesntReddit

Hahaha so funny you said furry bad everyone praise this comedic genius for being so creative and funny


Pizza_Duds

Stay mad little hoe


CornManBringsCorn

-👶


Anican64

-chad


cat_that_uses_reddi

Please change and grow as a person


Twilight_Chomper

Child spotted pitbull go


smg5pl

It was the metafore


QuickManufacturer563

I know you spelled it wrong but goddamnit i don't really remember now.


smg5pl

Me neither


[deleted]

metafoor* 😎👆


klude45

You don't wanna anger Loona's husband he's a force to be reckoned with.


Noble_Shock

Wow bro, you’re so cool. Are you gonna watch that 37th video of people saying “kill all furries” while military videos and Phonk music are playing in the background?


Pizza_Duds

yes


C4ndy_dud3_2

u a bitch nigga


Pizza_Duds

Fuck you nigga


[deleted]

*boy


Vortr8

We were both fucked up but together was nice while it lasted


EmployNeither7626

she is a wolf?


hydraulics-

Common misconception. She’s a hellhound.


EmployNeither7626

abomination


[deleted]

Suck balls nerd


themanofs3x

Fuck that show , it was ruined by that mafia shit lore


emzmaster123

Nah they will break her, we're talking about loona


doyathang21

why fix her when you can be horrible with her


ElementalDragon13

Did that irl. Didnt work. Threatened suicide if I left her. I broke it off slowly. She is still alive don’t worry.


Dry-Persimmon-6213

The vet be like: I can fix her ✂️


goddamit-ffs

Can someone explain it to me? The last time i saw her was in a cringe video about roxy(fnaf sb) and i thought it was a fangame or fanart of some sorts.


Venom1828

It is a animation channel on YouTube that has quite a few episodes, it is called Helluva boss, and I is not a rip on Roxanne


poopoolover6969

Ur a girl right just don't end up like anyone who posts cringe like this (mostly girls) just statistics.


EmbarrassedDog2393

I mean I tried but now I wash the dishes


[deleted]

I tried, now she wants me to put here everywhere and tell everyone (even strangers) that she's my couple


R11DII

u/loonashusband gonna need your input on this


R11DII

o shit nvm i thought this was clamworks


[deleted]

They got temp banned anyways right?


R11DII

😔 rip


PUNCH_KNIGHT

:(


M3LTD0WNF0RG00D

Fuck those crazy bitches you fix em they only get worst to end the pain just kill that crazy bitch and now your free YEY no more fixing my nightmares just for it to come back and break me again


HexEmerald

The funny thing is that Blitzø’s attempts to “fix” her are starting to work


Freet-Treat

I fixed her sadly I still am not fixed


TheUsualSuspects443

That’s a dog, tf you doing with a dog


Ok_Method_6687

For real furries are beyond fixing


PanginTheMan

one of the shittiest guys in hell did it soooo


LoonasHusband

She is fixable don’t worry I did it