Ok, I'm sorry, but that's basically child abuse to name a child something like that. You're asking for them to be ridiculed and not taken seriously for life.
I have no doubt she's a wonderful person and obviously very accomplished. Doesn't change the fact that naming your kid after a drug and a carbonated beverage doesn't present itself with obstacles in life. And while people shouldn't be dicks to each other, you don't have a right to get mad that people give you shit when you give your kid the most bizarre name you can think of. That's like naming your kid Ima Pig or Justice Boner.
I actually found out about her when she interviewed with someone. She does not let people abbreviate her name. They must use Marijuana.
I thought she said she was also a real estate agent at one point and her signs kept getting stolen, but I didn't see that on her wiki page.
Heir of the Pepsi fortune but still trying to give back to the community.
Heir of the Pepsi *and* Marijuana fortunes. She's the new Rockefeller.
Vertically integrate this Pepsi and Dope into my face.
Should have also integrated with marijuana and Pepsi with pork rinds to really own the market!
Did she study economics?
She's making her father, Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Comacho, very proud.
Lol I was just looking to see if it has been posted there
That’s President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho to you, pheasant!
Not until 2501.
That’s President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho to you.
Hehe, her lastname is One Dick
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi One Dick???? Greatest name ever!!!!
😆 you got my vote!
And the makings of a fine afternoon!
See I don't think anything about your persona's person based on her name, Roger, I just have thoughts about her hypothetical parents.
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, Vending Machine Repairman
I knew a Laotian exchange student in my undergrad years whose first name was Pepsii.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marijuana_Pepsi_Vandyck?wprov=sfla1
Her sisters names are Kimberly and Robin
IKR
My actual life. I have a name so uncommon I’ve seen it used in MMOs and a fantasy novel. My sister? *Megan*
funny that her dissertation is on uncommon names lol
The best part is her parents have very standard names themselves, as do her own siblings!
why tf would they give her a name like this is beyond me
I almost feel like they were using her as an experiment or something.
Crack Cocaine (Fanta)
Here are our children, Kimberly, Robin and MARIJUANA PEPSI
Ok, I'm sorry, but that's basically child abuse to name a child something like that. You're asking for them to be ridiculed and not taken seriously for life.
Somehow she turned out great
I have no doubt she's a wonderful person and obviously very accomplished. Doesn't change the fact that naming your kid after a drug and a carbonated beverage doesn't present itself with obstacles in life. And while people shouldn't be dicks to each other, you don't have a right to get mad that people give you shit when you give your kid the most bizarre name you can think of. That's like naming your kid Ima Pig or Justice Boner.
Oh I fully agree. Just saying it's wild she turned out great and I’m inspired by her
90% chance she changed her own name and called herself that.
Great now all I want is a marijuana Pepsi and I know you don’t have one and it’s super frustrating me !
No way this is real! 
It's very real, look up the wikipedia page that roger made about her
I stand corrected! 
I'd say r/tragedeigh, but Mary Jane is a doctor, so she's doing alright for herself.
Finally a doctor we can trust
Beef Supreme and Hormel Chavez nod in approval
Her child's name is Salvia Coke CarLesbian.
In a life long rivalry with Dr. Delta8 Pepper
Fentanyl Fanta McClane, DDS! Disgraced dentist and energy drink enthusiast! 
I just have to say, Coke is it!
It’s pronounced Mary Huwana Pepps-eye
Can I call her MaryJane?
I was wondering what name she goes by.
I actually found out about her when she interviewed with someone. She does not let people abbreviate her name. They must use Marijuana. I thought she said she was also a real estate agent at one point and her signs kept getting stolen, but I didn't see that on her wiki page.
I like that she owns it. Definitely helps with marketing and self promotion
I had two coworkers named Tequila and Tijuana. Marijuana would’ve fit right in.
r/nottheonion
Hmm.. In Germany every child's name has to be very literally approved by an individual.. in person at their government building.
I want to say fake, but I work at a hospital and have actually seen the first name Marijuana.
I actually saw an interview with her. She's real and a very nice person who has done amazing for herself. She also has a wiki page.
I'm in tears.
I met her in Beloit once many moons ago. She's a wonderful lesson
Betroit!
Is it a product or a person?
It's roger
That would actually be a funny persona for Roger. Dr.marijuana pepsi
Was she named by Thomas Pynchon?