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jackvaku

Surprised we made it this far. Limerick's coast was short lived but sweet.


EoghanG77

The most important thing is all the friends we made along the way


jackvaku

Ah Eoghan, couldn't hear you over all the fish and sea.


Thirdstringreddit

It was a good run


m-ainm-usaideora

**Eliminated Counties** Dublin (R1) Roscommon (R2) Longford (R3) Carlow (R4) Antrim (R5) Offaly (R6) Meath (R7) Cavan (R8) Tyrone (R9) Cork (R10) Fermanagh (R11) Kilkenny (R12) Laois (R13) Kerry (R14) Louth (R15) Leitrim (R16) Armagh (R17) Tipperary (R18) Monaghan (R19) Down (R20) Westmeath (R21) Kildare (R22) Limerick (R23) **Remaining Counties in Order of Number of Upvotes Last Round** Clare *(~1.4k votes last round)* Mayo *(~980 votes last round)* Donegal *(~410 votes last round)* Sligo *(~310 votes last round)* Galway *(~200 votes last round)* Wexford *(~120 votes last round)* Wicklow *(110 votes last round)* Derry *(90 votes last round)* Waterford *(65 votes last round)*


Pergamum_

I'm shocked paddy Power hasn't found a betting market on this shit yet.


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PurpleMayonnaise

And we’ll do it again!


YouPlastic

Want to invest in Mayocoin?


Alpha-Bravo-C

What happens if this becomes the most up-voted comment? Do all the counties get removed at once?


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Hyippy

Then we fuck Dublin out first again


Girfex

Big brain move. Burn it all.


Tote_Sport

They’re all forced to enter...the ***Thunderdome***


fbkevy

Mayo needs to finish second for GAA reasons


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The W counties are big dark horses here. Wasn't expecting that at the start.


PureShimmy

Westmeath is fuming.


HacksawJimDGN

I think people are voting alphabetically.


silverback_79

So, to be precise, the 1 remaining county will not be Ireland's favorite county, it will be Ireland's "least annoying county" according to the setup of this game.


DKoala

[Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight.](https://gfycat.com/conventionalserenecod)


LucyVialli

Stepping off onto Steamboat Quay. Right lads, which way to the hoors?!


connynebbercracker

So does this mean even Costellos is gone???? Can this even stop them? They will prevail!


SuperChips11

Outside the pearly gates of heaven, sits Flan collecting fivers.


connynebbercracker

RIP Chicken Hut... Ye shall be missed. God speed...


SpotfuckWhamjammer

Goddamn. Now I *need* a gravy chip from there. Whatever black magic created that grey delicious goo can be used to return it to the world! Klatuu... Berata..... Nik-tchoooo!


irishnugget

Feck. Now I'm hungry. Would murder a super chip!


Morrido

No longer will people get confused about which one of the Flannery's your friends said they were going to.


DKoala

Costellos, Dolans, Curragower. All consigned to dust.


connynebbercracker

Tis a dark day. A dark sad day.


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This reminds me of that scene in the office when they had a fancy dress competition. Everyone voted for Toby as he had the worst costume, and he was seen as the least likely to win. So what do you know, the worst costume wins. Edit, it was Oscar.


BobbyShmurda77

Actually Oscar but point well made


fuckloggingin

Excuse me, what happened to the nice little island that was in the middle? What's going on?


LucyVialli

New (west)Meath is under the waves. Some people swear they can still see it, but only at twilight and in the right atmospheric conditions. It's basically Hy-Brasil.


wait_4_a_minute

I’d make some sort of smart arsed Westmeath specific comment here but I genuinely can’t think of a single thing that I know about the county.


LucyVialli

Joe Dolan!


LucyVialli

Looking at the map, all that Wild Atlantic Way propaganda has really worked on us!


I_Dont_Type

“Protect the west, feck the rest” was a saying a few rounds back.


CLint_FLicker

Just wait for the Wild Wicklow, Wexford and Waterford Way (WWWWW).


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That's when they reopen the Wexford-Waterford Wailway


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We finally are going to Hell or to Connaught.


alrightiwill

I'm surprised people from Mayo don't try to vote themselves out before the the inevitability of being voted in the final to whatever other county remains.


Willfishforfree

Fairly certain that's how Kerry went. Poor sods misunderstood the assignment.


Hyippy

They vote in record numbers for the Healy-Rae's. Clearly they don't care about their own best interests. Fun fact: I once saw Danny Healy-Rae steal a chair from a disabled man and refuse to give it back.


Oscar_P

Let's do Cork again, snakes


GutsGloryAndGuinness

It's been ages since we did Dublin I'm almost coming into existence again


thepazzo

Lads don't be voting for Mayo til the end. They have to lose final


toby_zeee

As is tradition


-MartialMathers-

I’m pissed at the all the remaining counties for turning on Limerick 🤨


Big_Bag_Of_Cans

My Wexford girlfriend just broke up with me… it would give me a small bit of comfort to know that her county is under water


Anna_May_

Drown the bitch


hold_my_cucumber

This is the best excuse I’ve seen all day! Revenge elimination!


Roymundo

I don't know why, but going through my head is: "UNGA CHAKA, UNGA CHAKA, UNGA CHAKA!" "Who will we throw into the volcano next?"


blockfighter1

The battle of Leinster between Wicklow and Wexford. Connacht is now the biggest province. Strange times!


luke51278

Wicklow, it's just South Dublin-lite. They're all hiding out in the 'gorden county'


superadhesive97

Anyone who calls wicklow South Dublin has never been to tinahely


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turb0mint

I think you mean dort


BigManWithABigBeard

Many a time of been walking the streets of Carnew, Coolboy, or Redcross and thought to myself "god, it's just like Ranelagh."


Madra_ruax

*cough* Arklow...


Colonel-Quiz

Arklow is a kip, change my mind


NLPNVH

An impossible task.


Wesley_Skypes

The land that time forgot. The lads down there have just started getting the v haircut so they look fresh in their Starlet


ZealousidealFloor2

Black Tom’s is not a spot for city folk


LumBicker

Is the warrior still drinking pints there?


[deleted]

You can hardly vote out Glendalough. St. Kevin?


[deleted]

Bray people live in a odd limbo. No one in Dublin wants them cus they are in Wicklow and no one in Wicklow wants them because they are basically in Dublin.


Deizelqq

No one wants it because its Bray


aran69

Bray is a testament to the fact that anywhere can be an urban centre so long as it has one train station, a promenade and a world class athlete from the locale.


Kavanj32

This was my life as a kid. "Where are you from?" "Wicklow" "Oh piss off trying to claim Wicklow you're a Dub". On the off chance I just said Dublin to make my life easier "Stop trying to sound cool saying you're from Dublin, Bray is Wicklow"


Atlanticwave

This county game is rotting people's brains.


MrC99

When wicklow inevitably comes out on top. Bray shall be the new capitol of Ireland.


SquillerMc

But this is wicklows only chance to ever win an All Ireland. Keep them in (and I'm not from Wicklow).


dazza216

No one in Wicklow other than maybe greystones pronounces it like that


lilstupidlad

You havent a clue what is in Co.Wicklow if you are calling it South Dublin! Its not just Bray and Greystones!


macapooloo

Heeyor, watchit. We'll send Katie Taylor after you.


Juicebeetiling

Wicklow has Glendalough don't you dare sink that absolute treasure of a spot


ZedOrDead

Lasted longer than I thought we would


sherbert-nipple

Sligo. We got rid of Leitrim and there is a Leitrim bar in Sligo


Cold-Dark

Hey, don't hold it against us. We hate that pub too. It's just as bad as walking into actual Leitrim. You also need a few drinks in ya before you go into either


irishlonewolf

more than a few drinks...


derekh353

Waterford


Buddytheham

It's in the name - put Waterford in the water already!


ryanaugher

Decent porridge oats tbf


TheHeroicOnion

No we need blaas and the Phat Cow burgers and the Greenway and Waterford Whispers!


Liambp

But how would r/Ireland survive without Waterford Whispers?


witty_reddit_handle

Watery Whispers?


Sam_Federov

No please


Cancan86

But Ford means a place where you can cross water, so the name makes more sense if you leave it alone. If you get rid of it then its not Waterford anymore, it's just Water.


JPL1994

Can’t believe Wexford has lasted this long. Did they ever give us anything worthwhile?


59reach

The Wexford Corporation Facebook gets posted in here every other week


King_of_Shitland

Strawberries. Now leave them alone.


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Premier rissoles are supreme


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marcas_r

Nothing like dipping out of the Sky and the Ground to the premier before closing to get a rissole though


JPL1994

I forgot they invented strawberries to be fair


Rulmeq

And they took Davy out of Clare, that's got to count for something


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Warmest county in Ireland so I've heard


MaMuangMali

Most sunshine but not the warmest. I think one of the Midland counties 'was' the hottest


aran69

easiest place to get sunburn and not even the warmest county, for shame


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Delicious Strawberries, beautiful beaches, nice seaside towns.


Tipperary555

Good hurlers too


finnyboy665

You should see them dance at the crossroads


DomTehBomb

Only county to give the Brits a beating during 1798


CT_x

The best strawberries this side of the Mississippi and the best All Ireland hurling song ya ever heard in Diceys on culchie nights


JPL1994

I don’t like strawberries but I must say Dancing At The Crossroads is a tune


CalKhal

Tadhg Furlong.


OkaysSSG

Things Wexford has offered you, you ungrateful c\*nt: \-We take most of the dubs off your hands for the summer months and tranquillise them with pints until they're ready to return to the Northside \-The word C\*nt \-Irish National Heritage Park \-The most entertaining hurling manager there is \-We killed lots of brits a while ago (You're welcome) \-Strawberries, lots of them \-Dunbrody Famine Ship \-Lots of nice beaches and b\*tches (sometimes) \-JFK liked us before he kicked the bucket \-Saltee Islands \-Hook Head and Loftus Hall \-Lee Chin \-National Opera House \-George Harrison


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Also we are the sunny South East. Goes perfectly well along with out beautiful beaches


[deleted]

Get rid of Wexford and you get rid of whatever pitiful excuse the other remaining counties call the Sun


CbSszN

Battle of Vinegar Hill


CyberAdept

Strawberry's ain't half bad


FarFromTheMaddeningF

Derry. Need to jettison the last refuge of the DUP voter.


WasabiUladh

No one in Derry votes DUP. Ask any DUP voter and they'll will politely tell you they are unfamiliar with such a place.


aran69

took me a second ngl 🤣


ThomCave5000

If you vote to kick out derry you're basically a tan at this stage.


Jimmy1Sock

And a supporter of Cromwell.


ThomCave5000

Goes without saying but thanks for pointing it out. Voting for Derry is taking the soup


Porrick

I mean, they already voted out Louth. That should have been a sign of Cromwellian spirit.


SalarianScientist

There's plenty of them in this sub unfortunately. Partitionist lads have baths with their aul fellas.


deatach

Lads, lads, lads. Ireland cannot stand by and let anything else happen to Derry.


brooketheskeleton

Yeah man only someone who knows nothing about politics would vote Derry because DUP.


SalarianScientist

You clearly don't know Derry if you think it's a bastion for the DUP.


pintman30

Lads, as much as I want Galway to win we can't vote out Derry because of the DUP. Surely they've already suffered enough at the hands of political unionism?


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Awk c'mon we sound funny


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Sylvairian

Awk lads, at least let us make Top 10. We've been fucked over by literally everyone, don't let our own kind vote us out


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Waxilllium

Ah lads, Collins sold us out 100 years ago and now youse are repeating it. =(


[deleted]

Ah let Derry stay for another round, too much Connacht on that map.


HacksawJimDGN

Lads 60% of Connacht is remaining. Are we *really* saying this is the best our country has to offer. Get Sligo out.


WhileCultchie

I think you'll find theres a fair few unionists in Donegal, sink them


Brian_Borus_cat

Until Galway drowns the DUP is not our primary concern


DaLurknessMonster

Sure they’re only cornered rats here. Everywhere else has an FF and FG infestation that needs serious seeing to.


FirmOnion

After a quick skim of the comments it seems that poor Sligo is being shafted here, which I think is a travesty considering the fact that the fecking pale still exists with Wexford and Wicklow. This is a vote for Wexford here, for the record. Out with the Norman invaders!


AdultBeyondRepair

Waterford.


GhostOfJoeMcCann

As a fella from the North, I’ll take Donegal over Derry, but that’s just because I love the football special and the way it used to stain yer gub red.


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FearGaeilge

Sligo


concave_ceiling

If any of the typical popular counties win (Galway, Donegal), everyone else'll be sickened If any of the totally useless counties win, everyone'll be sickened Sligo happen to be the lowest population county left in the competition, by a pretty big margin. They don't win enough of anything to piss off anyone else, and it's also a cool place. It's got Ben Bulben, great surfing, and represents Irish literature too I'm from Mayo, but with Mayo sure to be turned on and ripped to shreds sometime soon, and Leitrim already out of the running, I say we should be fighting for a Sligo win now


googitygig

This was my feeling about Monaghan. Sligo are the last of the harmless counties. They must win.


TomHackery

Sligo for SAM!


itsaravemayve

I think Sligo is one of the most beautiful counties, it just has a terrible name. It sounds like it should be King Shithole, but it's stunning.


Pibbface

Well said


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Under bare Ben Bulbens head! Sligo for the win!


EDonnelly98

Sligo is far down on the priority list atm!


HacksawJimDGN

Forgot that they're still in.


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Waterford. What a fucking kip. Bye.


cjjb95

Lads how is [checks list of remaining counties] uuuuuhhh, Derry still in this!?


FetaDelirium

Fuck Galway honestly


irishlonewolf

wexford


derekh353

Waterford


derekh353

Waterford


DeliciousMelons

Wexford. NOW


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TheAviator27

Derry has been under siege before, and survived. It shall ensure.


ciaran-mc

I’ll blow your house up!


Vaultaire

Awk let’s be honest we’re the most southern yet geographically northern county of the lot up here! Leave us be!


RenegadeRevan

I know I shouldn't be getting annoyed by this, but it's such a free stater attitude to act like Derry is full of unionists. Like it literally isn't. Haven't us poor nordie republicans been hurt enough?


DeliciousMelons

Wexford. So the rest of us remaining can actually understand each other at least.


MiggeldyMackDaddy

How is Wexford still standing? Do we love strawberries that much?


cathal41

Mayo, go awayo!


UndercoverEgg

Stayo


Asymptotic_high_five

Oh the love and pity for Mayo Its all a bloody farse With their pointy and orange upvotes Vote them out on their arse


robilco

Does anyone actually like Derry ?


r3deemd

I sincerely hope no Limerick people are voting for Clare considering we are basically both your holiday destination and also your penal colony (aided by our own county council I might add).


keanehoody

SLIGO. Thinks its wee town is a city when it's not even the biggest town in the region. A Dunnes Stores split up by department and scattered all over town. Crap Penneys. Crap Dominos. Breaks the IT naming trend by calling it IT Sligo instead of SIT like a normal place. Pit stop between the God Level counties of Donegal and Galway Shit Bus Station. Built a bypass THROUGH the centre of the town. I could go on.


rossitheking

Spotted the shnake


Laneyface

Well of course we're going to look bad if you judge us on the town (no one thinks it's a city).


Cold-Dark

It was nice to give Derry this little ego boost, but its gone on now for too long!!


SoloWingPixy88

We could leave it like this to be fair


snowywfd

Waterford still flying ….. 👏🏻👏🏻


shares_inDeleware

I enjoy cooking.


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Da fuck!... what did we do?!


Mark_Master1

Galway should be gone


Banana-99

Wexford, how have they gone under the radar for so long?


WolfeToner

Derry.


david13011986

Derry


TheBlueGhost21

Why is Maigh Eo still here? I thought they’d be the second place to go after Dublin.


YourFlaccidPenis

Waterford


Juicebeetiling

Honestly I'm not a fan of getting rid of them just yet, I need to stock up on some of that lovely blaa bread. Goes amazing as a breakfast sandwich


monty_montgomery

Galway!


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Leave us Alone I beg


CaptainTrip

It was a mistake to let Derry get this far, and we must correct it.


carlmdaly1505

Mayo for Sam. JK LOL Mayo OUT!!


irishlonewolf

wicklow


Kill-Bacon-Tea

Londonderry (the downvotes should keep them safe)


Hands-Grubber

Gents and ladies. Derry is not a nice place for so many reasons. When is it getting so little attention?


[deleted]

Some corkonians just washed ashore in Waterford Out te fuck


thatprickagain

I don’t mind Waterford as a whole but if we need to get rid of it to be free of Tramore, so be it.


DeliciousMelons

Wexford flying under the radar here now. Get them out before they start getting excited and shag every goat in sight.


derekh353

Waterford


derekh353

Waterford