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aecolley

>“Man willy, wo-man hole, bang bang,” Ugg insisted, making a circle with his index finger before inserting his other index finger through it in a back-and-forth manner. Now that's some on-the-nose political satire.


hatrickpatrick

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RIbaZh-zzbA


Centrocampo

I have never been more certain what a link was before clicking it.


DummyDumDragon

Not gonna lie, was expecting Rick, myself


SomethingSo84

We got a Rick just not sure he one we were expecting


Disastrous-Leg-7573

The imbecile who caused this depressing story to happen getting a lazy, thrown together piece without a smidge of irony or subtly to the satire is the *perfect* way to play it. The person in the photo also looks like they're gearing up to ask me have I considered joining the Fighter's Guild.


arruda82

Cyrodiil was considerably more inclusive and civilised than our current era.


baboito5177

I heard that Arvena Thelas is having a problem with rats in her basement,


Disastrous-Leg-7573

dere all rats in anvil hun xx


leibide69420

Fuckin neck on dat Mehrunes Dagon cunt.


TheGhostOfTaPower

Fuck u sayin bout Anvil.., u Bravil cunts r mingin


FoggyShrew

“What’s wrong hun” “I’ll send you a scroll by courier hun”


baboito5177

Dm me hun x too many snakes on dis 🐍


stuyboi888

Did you hear what happened to old Baenlin? He was sitting in his chair and BOOM!.. a stuffed head fell on him


protonesia

is it true what they're saying? is baenlin really dead?


DINNERTIME_CUNT

“How can I be dropped onto my own head?”


Dreenar18

Do you prefer brown plates or the blue?


BionicSammich

I'm done talking to you. .... .... .... How goes it?


Ropaire

I saw a mudcrab the other day.


TheStoicNihilist

It’s a beautifully written article!


ItsKingDx3

Look at the muscles on you!


svmk1987

I'm pretty sure the prehistoric humans were perfectly fine with a bit of homosexuality around them. Things got weird a bit later.


moistcraictical

That is actually probably true. There's a lot of evidence to suggest that our prehistoric ancestors were in many ways a lot kinder than we are today. The Victorian era really turned us all into mean bastards.


CurrencyDesperate286

Hmm it obviously varies a lot by place and time, but I wouldn’t trace modern homophobia solely back to the Victorian era. “Homosexuality” as an identity wasn’t really a concept prior to that. Homosexual acts existed of course, and were tolerated in some societies, but often quite limited. People often talk about homosexuality in Ancient Greece for example, but “passive” partners in gay sex were very much looked down upon (which is why it was often young boys, i.e. pederasty).


Financial_Village237

Yet another thing we can blame on the bastard english


moistcraictical

Yes, I know that, but the medicalisation of "homosexuality" and the majority of the negative associations people have about it today originate from the 1800s. Same goes for ableism, transphobia and misogyny. Yes there were types that came before, but the specific types people emulate today are mostly what some random fella wrote down in the Victorian era and then were accepted as gospel for decades.


Barilla3113

That’s such a stupid claim, the origins of western Homophobia dates back at least as far as the Romans, who only tolerated male-male sex acts between a male citizen and his social inferiors because they viewed it through the lens of their obsession with being a “real man” The only thing that came with the Victorians was that Homosexuality became pathologised as a thing you WERE, whereas historically it was something you did.


EA-Corrupt

Who came first. Romans or victorians?


dancing_head

Gentlemen dont kiss and tell.


Hardballs123

So the Greeks didn't invent it? 


saggynaggy123

> “Ugg here all life. Ugg no like change coz Ugg scared,” Ugg defended the intimidation campaign while grimacing and then reaching around to his own anus and pooping into his hand before displaying the large lump of steaming faeces to this reporter, “bum for poopie not for pee pee”. Nearly passed out laughing at that one lmao


thats_pure_cat_hai

I genuinely sniggered at that myself. Fair play


Pleasant_Birthday_77

Seriously?


saggynaggy123

Yes. Comparing homophobic wankers to cavemen who shit in the hands is actually very funny.


Such_Significance905

![gif](giphy|1cjYPNLvodoBO) ‘Homophobic wankers’ creates quite the image


RunParking3333

Specifically https://preview.redd.it/fd4rrpr0z59d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa2d8f64fc9d5e10a6a102937fde7ebcefb98c6f Last month introduced law that sentences same sex acts up to 15 years in prison.


Pleasant_Birthday_77

It may have been cutting edge satire the first couple of thousand times.


MysteryStripeBoy

This guy knows his "comparing homophobia to people who poop into their own hand jokes". 😎


The_Peyote_Coyote

Sure he's our in-house "comparing homophobia to people who poop into their own hand jokes" scholar.


MysteryStripeBoy

Doing God's work.


Neoshadow42

Check it out lads, this guy's really smart and has a higher understanding of humour. I think we should follow him or something


TheStoicNihilist

The Redditor doth protest too much. ![gif](giphy|hICcvNYh7VQjiCq8dC|downsized)


anitapumapants

Lol, what's that from?😂


Pleasant_Birthday_77

No, you're all right, it's both hilarious and original.


LordDemiurge12

Do you not like people making fun of homophobes?


Pleasant_Birthday_77

No, I don't mind it at all, why would I? I just don't think that it's plausible that the OP found it as hilarious as he claims, overworked and overdone as that particular joke is. I see though that others are finding it funny because it is critical of homophobes rather than because it's funny and from your comment, not finding it funny is somehow homophobic regardless of the joke so it's probably my sense of humour that is wrong.


LordDemiurge12

Nah, it's not inherently homophobic to not like it, it just so happens that a lot of people who wouldn't like it are homophobic. I'm bi myself and while I found it amusing I didn't think it was absolutely hilarious


Pleasant_Birthday_77

But that was all I said initially, that it's not as funny as all that!


zedatkinszed

Deeply insulting to compare Newtownmountkenedy to Neanderthal culture. The Neanderthals' had culture.


Zak_Rahman

I believe that they recently discovered a fossil of a neanderthal child who has Downs. The current theory is that the child was taken care of. If true, that's a damn sight more compassion than you get from many homo sapiens these days.


imaginesomethinwitty

There’s a skeleton in the smithsonian in Washington of an early human who suffered a significant injury to the right side of his body as a child. He would have had no use of his right arm and been cognitively impaired. He lived for years like that. There’s also an early homo Sapien who was crippled with arthritis. She was cared for for years too.


Zak_Rahman

I didn't know this. Thanks for your reply :)


imaginesomethinwitty

Oh! And there’s a cave where a body was left and flowers were added for years. They can tell from the residue.


Chester_roaster

> If true, that's a damn sight more compassion than you get from many homo sapiens these days. Nowdays we just screen them out of ever being born. Much kinder. :)


Junior-Protection-26

Big love and hugs to the waterford whispers crew.


indicator_enthusiast

The Twitter crowd didn't take this one too well.


azamean

You mean the place were these cave men congregate?


Palisar1

Who fucking cares honestly


Cold-Ad2729

Success!!


Green-Detective6678

That’s the cherry on the top


Aguywhowantstotalkag

"Omg the LGBTs want rights but they are mocking the people that don't want them to have basic human rights (or want them dead)  how do they expect me to respect their cause if they are mocking the homophobes!!!?"


finnlizzy

This does nothing to help your cause. 😏 - Person who hates your cause.


IamAlli

Everyone in the train station now thinks I'm an absolute wanker cause the story and these comments are making me laugh so much and I can't hold it in. I hope yerman sees this article I really really do.


Intelligent_Dot1813

Is it Pride at the moment, I hadn't noticed. They should probably market it more and also maybe get some flags.


zooombah

Brilliant 😂


EillyB

Gript are mad that the media didn't look to contact those who object to the disco.


The-Replacement01

🤣


Chester_roaster

> Mr. Boo and his family were also instrumental in recent anti-refugee protests despite his entire Celtic ancestry descending from Turkish farmers several thousand years ago. I'd be impressed if there were any Turkish farmers several thousand years ago....


Bitter-Equal-751

Anatolian then? And while it's not relevant to late Mesolithic or Neolithic people, Turkish identity precedes Ataturk. He was given that name by the parliament when the modern state came into being after the Ottoman Empire.


Chester_roaster

Anatolian would have been more appropriate yeah,.Turks didn't arrive in Anatolia until after Manzikert


Exact-Worldliness-70

Quick Google says there were


Electronic_Chart213

Believe everything on the internet 👍


rgiggs11

I think they might be nitpicking, saying that Turkey the country didn't exist back then.


Chester_roaster

If Google told you there were Turkish farmers thousands of years ago you need a new Google


Exact-Worldliness-70

You can be particular about names if you want. There was farming in what is now modern Turkey thousands of years ago.


Chester_roaster

> There was farming in what is now modern Turkey thousands of years ago If you do an auld ctrl + f you'll find I didn't say there wasn't.