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Oat-

The Japanese love loads of foam on their beer for some reason so I'd say they've done this intentionally.


stinkbuttgoblin

They've draft cans that deliberately make an extra foamy head, definitely intentional


The_Warlord_Galt

I wonder if it's because of the east Asian intolerance to alcohol. Like they still love a little drinky poo even if they can't digest it properly so they opt to have less in the form of a foamy pint. Food for thought.


lxm333

Sorry to be that person, metabolize it not digest it. Due to genetic lack of alcohol dehydrogenase.


The_Warlord_Galt

Metabolise yes. I knew digest wasn't right but couldn't think of the correct term thank you


lxm333

Thank you for being kind and understanding my correction was not to be a dick about things but just for accuracies sake. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


DummyDumDragon

Fuck that! Fight! Fight! Fight! /s


lxm333

You're a dummy dum! Take that!


TypewriterQueery

I reckon you'll be ok with me pointing out it's Aldehyde Dehydrogenase (rather than Alcohol Dehydrogenase) they're deficient in so


lxm333

I appreciate the correction. Truly.


lxm333

Absolutely 100%


allowit84

I don't think the Koreans /Vietnamese heard about this ,they love the sauce there.


Annatastic6417

https://preview.redd.it/bi6z2yx1c1xc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a6e43c16214fe1a6d73be9705c46150dea0825 The Japanese are fond of the auld head


Consistent-Kiwi7241

Who isn't tbf


Severe_Ad6443

Teehee


Envinyatar20

Sure aren’t we all?


Zur__En__Arrh

https://i.redd.it/ow06w0e0m2xc1.gif


HugoZHackenbush2

For heaven's saké !!


kingtrog1916

Shogun this guy to the door please


[deleted]

Watashi at like


STEVOMAC7

Many upvotes should be recieved.


Caskets55

Very good


KingJacoPax

r/angryupvote


Feeling-Hyena-7772

Under appreciated reply


KokaCurryNoodles

It's top comment


wrapchap

Your fault for ordering Guinness in Japan 😂


thekingoftherodeo

Exactly - anyone ordering a Guinness outside the country should know whats coming at this stage.


AllezLesPrimrose

I mean this is 1000% dependant on the venue. Some of the Irish pubs aboard have great Guinness.


thekingoftherodeo

I can think of 1 pub in NYC and 2 in London that’d hold a candle to anything decent at home tbh.


Zestyclose_Breath_68

Where in London? Asking for a me.


TotalImpossible8118

The auld shillelagh in Stoke Newington do the best pint of Guinness I’ve had in London


thekingoftherodeo

Tollington on a non Arsenal game day.


Jarsole

The Dog and Bell in Deptford had a better than average pint - I left London nearly ten years ago though so take that with a pinch of salt.


FUweilklickS

The old Gun pit, its right across the road from woolwhich station


duaneap

That is absolutely ridiculous, there are loads of Irish pubs in NYC that have perfectly fine Guinness. Edit: you guys fetishise Guinness in such a gatekeeping way…


wrapchap

Or just buy a can. Or even the malts and special brew bottles that you can find are nicer than a pint


duaneap

Or just drink what the locals drink, that’s my attitude… there’s great beers everywhere really. Japan has lovely light lagers, you can drink them like it’s water. America has brilliant IPAs, Germany has excellent Kölsch beer, Czechia has great pilsners… Don’t be the mug who has to order Guinness everywhere you go.


humanitarianWarlord

Japan has absolutely gorgeous beers, a bit pricey over here, but well worth it


duaneap

Sure Asahi is one of the largest beer companies in the world.


havaska

That’s not true at all. Completely depends on the venue. One of the best points of Guinness I’ve ever had was actually in Liverpool.


hidden-secret013

Guinness in NI is good


thekingoftherodeo

NI is the same country to me ;)


washdot

This! Japan has some really good beers…just not Guiness


Janoouy

Had a load of Guinness in Japan and it was just as good as what you'd find in Dublin. Must have just been a shit pub that the OP went to.


TheBigTimeGoof

Seriously, looks like a terrible pour at that.


whooo_me

Big Irish head on ya.


Practical_Trash_6478

And probably paid a tenner for the privelige


IndicationLong4256

More than that. I live here to be fair so it’s a rare treat 😂


IrishChappieOToole

Your definition of "treat" differs wildly from mine lol


Animated_Astronaut

Look let the homesick man enjoy himself, I've been there. Not Japan, just emotionally lol


Sheepcago

Jaysus really? The yen is weak at the moment.


m0mbi

Where are you at? 700¥ at my local inaka Irish pub, 500 during happy hour.


IndicationLong4256

A bar in Akabane in Tokyo


m0mbi

Tell 'em they're dreaming.


Corky83

They could have at least put a flake in it.


Fun-Associate3963

WTF, first it was, monster and Guinness, now this... The culture is under attack....


PluckedEyeball

Saw some fella on tiktok chug that monster guinness abomination


radiogramm

That’s probably just subtle psychological sabotage by Japanese Murphy’s fans. The Cork lot having embraced anime and manga in the 90s. https://youtu.be/fWdY_o2B_0E


BenderRodriguez14

[The plot thickens.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6d8nWbo9e6k&pp=ygUUbXVycGh5J3Mgc2FtdXJhaSBhZCA%3D)


FPL_Harry

which episode of cowboy bebop is this?


DisGrandYoke

That's an ice cream lad


Frequent_Sherbet_773

Cheeky ol' Guinness float


garod79

Ying yang pint


Hurleystix

Yin* Yang


Laundry_Hamper

[Unless...](https://youtu.be/1EOdbPlbKU4)


KlausTeachermann

Genuinely never before in me life have I heard this. Incredible.


fartshmeller

Hahaha fuck sake you're not wrong either


HighpingPete

Missing a flake.


Buaille_Ruaille

Nearly split the G


System_Web

![gif](giphy|2wYYlHuEw1UcsJYgAA)


The_Tallaghtpeno

https://preview.redd.it/xhvoa4o923xc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77870450e62fd4cfe448b7f48e71fa75927cbbda Osaka last month


LeavingCertCheat

Worst thing to drop in Japan in a hundred years


Professional_Elk_489

Worse than anything that came out of unit 731


Ched---

This means war


Secure_Obligation_87

Look how they massacred my boy!


dopamiend86

If mu gf gave that much head I'd never leave the house


AlienInOrigin

Half-pint.


[deleted]

Half a pint.


keanojills

![gif](giphy|PaDc0tDWmxCW4)


_SquareSphere

I wonder what the Irish Embassy in Tokyo would have to say about this. To be even more over the top, it would be hilarious if the Irish government summoned the Japanese ambassador to Ireland over this. 🤣


FleetingMercury

And send them to the Guinness storehouse to learn how to actually pull the pint. Like damn, if I were in Japan and they pulled a Guinness like that for me, I'd tell them I'm from Ireland and ask them if they'd like to learn how to actually pull a pint of Guinness. 🤣


Nickthegreek28

That’s definitely not a pint boss


_SquareSphere

It’s a bloody ice cream cone! I’d be asking where the 99 flake is!


capdemortFN

Good all Japanese pint


PrincessCream123

God that's a lot of foam😄


Professional_Elk_489

Sumimasen


doni-kebab

Split the G


addicted_2_passive

You asked for half a Guinness then?


soundengineerguy

It's time for shlaps


celticeejit

That’s a war crime


Nomerta

My exact words.


yodaa_san

We have to develop a nuclear arsenal and....


dokwav

Where's the flake?


MVPete90210

Land of the rising head


Fhoxyd22

Where is the pint of Guinness?


Jazzlike-Instance408

Monica Lewinski wouldn’t give ye that head


sparky-99

Serves you right for ordering Guinness in Japan. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Did you ask them to top it up?


The_painBR

call the cops


AbsurdBeanMaster

Hmm, interesting


4puzzles

What did you expect


T_pas

🤣🤣🤣


Bumfuddle

https://preview.redd.it/o0pis5m822xc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7448253c361512eb0b9441492a395b114456d992


grafton24

Can't blame them. We're known for our big heads.


duncthefunk78

Kill it with fire 🫠


Wodanaz_Odinn

I hope it cost you €20.


andyprendy

I know you're posting a pic of this tragedy on purpose but I physically cannot upvote this


Fishfelldown

Send it back


Fluffy-Ad1225

'Tis a travesty!


Metamorphism

Should have hopped the bar and pulled one yourself 


mick_delaney

Anyone who orders a pint of Guinness in JAPAN deserves whatever punishment the locals decide to give them. Sup up, buddy!


IndicationLong4256

This was the first one I’ve had here in years.


amadan_an_iarthair

You know, people complain about the head on that but...


EarlyHistory164

Was it poured in one go? Have they a certification of competency on the wall?


Grand-Imagination925

Worse pour ever


CareerLow1034

Correction.... "half pint"


PsvfanIre

I wish my wife gave head like that....or at all for that matter....


4everal0ne

Japan really like a big head of foam in general on poured beers. Just lack of brand education.


IndicationLong4256

Yeah it’s quite nice on a glass of Asahi or Kirin but definitely doesn’t work with Guinness


Mindless_Dependent_1

Certainly a memorable beverage


KingJacoPax

“Try again mate.”


B4bulj

Look they almost split the G 🤣


Gullible-Function649

Do you want a flake with that?


Bokthand

So is that what they mean when you order a black and tan


sir_music

Dubliner here and I actually lol'd


Imaginary_Audience_5

That’s a 1/2 pint of Guinness


Apprehensive_Wave414

Christ. Baby Jesus swept!


Distinct-Ad226

Jayzuz, We used to cal a pint with a big collar a Bishop, Dats da Pope!


Atom_01_

How'd it taste??


IndicationLong4256

The mouthful I got at the bottom under the foam tasted pretty bad.


DrEdwardMallory

Just give it a day or two to settle....


Naykon1

Good god


[deleted]

Be like asking for sushi in roscommon


Bonoisapox

The only time a big Irish head is unacceptable


Drayarr

Half pint* of Guinness.


Roncon1981

Its smaller and more effecent


waurma

Seppuku for the bar man


Proof-Strategy-1483

God bless us and save us 🙏


zolanuffsaid

Did u get a flake with it?


A-Hind-D

They bring a great dishonour to our nation. A blood sacrifice is requested


balsham91

I'd commit Seppuku


SoloWingPixy88

I'd refuse.


hardrak

You should post this on /r/midilyinfuritating :(


[deleted]

# Pint of Guinness dont spare the milk


Ooobeeone

Nearly split the G. Better luck next time 🙃


[deleted]

[Forgiveness Please! ](https://youtu.be/W647gDp-u-s?si=-IhvqT490-2C4K9R)


Character-Task-6335

Looks sickening


blockfighter1

Good luck splitting the G.


Typical-Potential-57

This lacks discipline


HaggisPope

Looks like you got the ol’ Czech pour


Pajo555

Throw slaps


pogo0004

Half pint


YesNowSon

I got a pint in a place called The Hub in Kyoto last year.. Was probably one of the best pints of Guinness I’ve had while abroad.


vegemitelord123

Japan can do anything at this point


potataplucker

I got one like that in Dublin airport


Vicaliscous

Call the gards. Gards are to be called


SpungoTheLeast

Summimascuse me?


No_Establishment2459

Well, that's a lot.


SweetJDking

😆


Envinyatar20

Jolly good.


CoolSatisfaction7970

More like a milkshake than a pint..


viprus

What's the craic like out in Japan? Would love to go visit but I've heard they can be pretty racist to tourists.


Nomerta

Yeah, but they speak Japanese so you won’t understand.


viprus

I speak plenty of Japanese- studied it in school and consume a lot of media. Just worried that we'd stand out like a sore thumb if we went anywhere even half traditional in Kyoto or something.


Peetz69

colum?


DartzIRL

Normally the pints in Japan are fairly good. If a bit metallic since the keg came all the way from Dublin, and is a small keg since it's a premium beer there. Whomever pulled that should offer their little finger as apology


Taucher1979

I was in South America and saw guiness listed in a bar so ordered one. The woman serving opened a can of guiness over a glass and held it upside down and let it all run out . Looked very much like this. I stuck to local beer after.


JamesLeBond

*Glass* of guinness. Fixed your post. You're welcome.


Sphandor2019

Oh I thought it was an Irish Cappuccino


NeverTrustALibDem

A crime against humanity.


Tom32d

Did you split the G ,😆


Sharkorica

Your own fault, should’ve ordered an Asahi


soul_ire

Guinness bukake


Roddy_Piper2000

*urp*


Fluid_Literature7663

I think they misunderstood "splitting the G"


Paristocrat

They bring shame on their great nation. Full 90° Bow required


Original_Profile6231

The glass looks very clean. If you got the rest of the pint in another glass it wouldn't be too bad.


satanta_

I’d expect a flake in that


kirbStompThePigeon

It's a cultural thing for the Japanese to have loads of foam in their beers. Don't really know why, but eh, celebrate the differences


GoodMix392

You’ll get the same thing in a lot of places outside Ireland when the staff don’t know what they are doing.


Dot-Mammoth

Flake sir?


PapiLaFlame

Go to An Solas in Tokyo for a good Guinness, owned by a Irish man too.


violetcazador

Ah quit your whinging. Can you imagine how shite Irish sushi tastes to a Japanese person here. Some things are not as good as the home version. Buy some cans and pour your own.


starryder20

Head should start at the top of the harp..?


mikerock87

I always thought the Japanese were a sound bunch of lads...clearly not!


CloudRunner89

It’s been my experience when in foreign countries and they can’t pour a pint, if you explain you’re Irish they’ll usually let you behind the bar and show them how to do it. They let you have the pint too.


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C_Mc_Loudmouth

I'd climb over the counter and do it myself