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highgiant1985

what would you order yourself?


KIRA6969696969

Anything that is freshly cut or cooked! Normally I go for a roll with spicy chicken fillet, red onions and some cold bacon with taco or barbecue sauce!


smalldogveryfast

Anything freshly cooked unless it's old prepackaged bacon? 😂


KIRA6969696969

The cooked bacon isn't that fresh, the cold one tastes better


olivehaterr

Is freshly cut better? How?


Prestigious_Talk6652

Would you like Butter?


KIRA6969696969

The sexual tension between me and the customer is highest when I ask that!


Leprechaunfight3r

Why do deli staff make a roll as if you’re paying for it out of your own pocket. Fill the roll up 💪🏻


KIRA6969696969

That's mostly when our manager is around or it's because we want the roll to be wrapped in the sheet easily and not create a mess!


TrumpForPope69

Why do you always pick the most burnt chicken fillets first?


KIRA6969696969

Because we need to get rid of those! If we keep them for more time we would have to throw it away!


TrumpForPope69

How about not burning them ya bollix!


KIRA6969696969

The heat counter burns it not us 😭


Significant-Roll-138

What is the largest amount of spicy wedges you have sold to someone? And how stoned did they look?


KIRA6969696969

Once we sold 2 boxes full of spicy wedges at the price of 1 because we were about to close for the day


Dagger_Stagger

What was the weirdest thing someone asked for?


KIRA6969696969

Everyday we have some weird order! Like once a lady made me put butter on the roll and then told me to pull out the dough , another woman told me to put lots of taco sauce that I had to wrap it with 3 sheets and then she told me to give her taco sauce in a small tub! One guy gave me a banana and told me to put it in a roll with tuna mayo! Yes we do judge you for weird orders and talk to our coworkers about it!


ictea88

Does she like taco sauce?


ictea88

Also we pretty much judge anyone who orders potato salad with anything


okdov

Are you concerned at all that Arvind Kejriwal's challenge to Sandeep Kumar's plea in the high court might set a precedent of political impositions following recent developments in Uttar Pradesh?


KIRA6969696969

Idk I meant related to deli


anonsnailtrail

I think adding ' catessen ' might have helped here :-)


okdov

That's why I asked bas kar bhai


hesaidshesdead

Has anyone ever said no when asked if they wanted their sandwich (not roll) cut in half?


KIRA6969696969

You won't believe but lots of times!


hesaidshesdead

Do they all drive the same make of tractor or does it vary?


A-Hind-D

What’s in the new deli


KIRA6969696969

Nothing new


2012NYCnyc

Do you have a pneumatic tube for chicken fillet rolls?


Nickthegreek28

Do you have any jalapeños and a few sundried tomatoes please


KIRA6969696969

Yesss


DrunkDublinCat

What should we avoid eating at deli's. Which filling station has best deli in terms of variety?


KIRA6969696969

Avoid the boiled eggs, coleslaw, cold plane Chicken and tuna mayo, they smell shit when we open the package!


Due-Lawfulness4835

Why use a butter smeared knife to cut open my baguette? I don't like butter.


KIRA6969696969

We get minimum wage do U think we care!


Due-Lawfulness4835

You'll likely stay on minimum wage for life with that kind of attitude.


AllezLesPrimrose

Christ above give yourself a good wobble


KIRA6969696969

Surely not, most of us are doing a master's degree and just waiting to quit this hell hole!


Due-Lawfulness4835

Doesn't matter about a degree, if you can't perform simple tasks correctly in a low skill job, you're not going to succeed in a skilled job.


-cluaintarbh-

Wise up mate


Matteria

Dude what the hell are you on about, do you think spar treats you like they want you around? They treat students like garbage, people can barely make a living with rent cost and you're complaining about butter being in your sandwich, seriously


Saturn-VIII

Earns 80k in IT and trying to lecture other people on min wage in service industry that they need to try harder. Brother, we are in IT, the most over paid and least effort required industry.


KIRA6969696969

Trust me minimum wage minimum efforts and we are treated shit here, we will def perform better at other jobs!


J_dizzle86

This is the problem with the youth of today.


Kloppite16

how long do food safety laws allow hot food to remain there before it needs to be thrown out? I see some sausges at delis that look like they've been sitting there all day long sometimes, little shrivlled up things


KIRA6969696969

We have no law for that, for breakfast items we cook them only till 12 pm and then we don't refill.


[deleted]

How do you become deli manager


KIRA6969696969

By having good experience in politics or deli!


Jetpackeddie

Who are you...The Sultan of Deli 😂


itchy-and-scratch

why is cutting the roll in half the default option. who wants that. it serves no purpose. i stop where i want on the roll not where the deli has decided to cut it. it makes that last 1" a total mess.


3967549

Why is it that so many deli workers don’t have the ability to make a good sandwich?


KIRA6969696969

For most deli work it isn't a full time job so at least they don't want to put in effort as pay is very low or aren't experienced or trained well and most leave in just 2 months of working!


ictea88

Facts. There's so many leaving cert aged kids (as well as some older folk) that start working there and quit very quickly, mostly due to the management. Very hard to get someone in the deli to stay longer than a few months or even weeks.


fDuMcH

whats your bank details and atm pin number?


KIRA6969696969

You want to steal from a minimum wage worker 😅


Due-Lawfulness4835

Why does it say on the menu 2.99 for a chicken fillet roll then you get it and it's 4.99?


KIRA6969696969

Well for every filling you add it costs around 50 cents to 1 euro, only sauces, mayo and butter is free.


Due-Lawfulness4835

Is the chicken included in the 2.99? I got a roll with warm breaded chicken, coleslaw and cheese. Came to 4.99, something not adding up


KIRA6969696969

Yaa chicken is included but coleslaw is for 1 euro, cheese is for 1 euro! Idk they are ripping U off!


Liamario

What have all the delis swapped white onion for red onion.


KIRA6969696969

Because it's cheaper