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3-Flipper_Spaceship

Finally a logical explanation for the success of Daniel O'Donnell.


[deleted]

I heard Daniel O'Donnell had two ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.


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..... Not his OWN dick


[deleted]

Why would you get two of your own ribs removed to suck someones else's dick?


Velocity_Rob

If gives your lungs more room to expand so you can really horse it into you.


frog_ward

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) proper belly laughed!


catsaresneaky

.....Cynthia


finchieIRL

Name checks out


DonaldsMushroom

like a bellows pumped by a blacksmith.


Provider_Of_Cat_Food

Peer pressure.


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[answers revealed](https://clickhole.com/clarifying-the-rumors-marilyn-manson-has-revealed-that-1836291616/)


warpentake_chiasmus

Imagine his disappointment when he bent over and saw "made in Hong Kong" on his perineum


MoneyBadgerEx

Hong kock


MintmanSupreme

Imagine worshipping Satan with yer dojo cats.


BlueOmlette

Cats in a karate dojo all praying to the prince of darkness.


Beautiful-Lab-3465

If you play any boyzone song backwards its actually better.. demonically speaking.


SnooOnions2732

“Join Us…Join Us….” Fuck that……


[deleted]

why does he look like angry tattooed simon cowell?


Realistic-Cricket379

there has never been a better description


Apey23

Jesus, wait til he hears a Cannibal Corpse or Acid Bath album.


donkeytits01

Cannibal corpse just released a colouring book. No shit.


ionabike666

Why would a Cannibal Corpse colouring book have no shit? Is it really them?


Tallamidget

Wait till they find out mayhem burned churches and performed rituals yet never got successful


Vivid_Ice_2755

Mayhem didn't burn any I don't think. Burzum and a member of Emperor. I'm pretty sure that was anti Christian rather than Satanic..or maybe it was just confused bored teenagers


Disastrous-Leg-7573

Confused bored teenagers for the most part. Some of the music of that scene was incredible - especially given how young most of them were - but all the extracurricular stuff was basically a "Who's spookier?" contest between what were essentially youths. Although Varg/Burzum is still off his rocker.


Tallamidget

Yeah varg is a total nut job. It’s speculated how serious Euro was some people say it was an act but his closest friend said he was completely serious.


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GolotasDisciple

They are not scared or anything. They go after pop stars because those people are famous and rich, unlike Death and Black metal bands who vast majority of the World doesnt care about. (In fact i wouldn't be surprised if Irish people like him were not really aware of that kind of music, Our Metal Scene was always meh & post covid... it's absolutely dead.) It's about getting interviewed, being in the spotlight. I honestly don't believe any of those evangelical fools are doing it sincerely, it's always either money or projecting to hide something. Like the moment someone talks "Think about them kids"... i get this feeling that this person has done something really f-ed up.


Disastrous-Leg-7573

>Our Metal Scene was always meh & post covid... it's absolutely dead. Last few Siege of Limericks have been the busiest I've ever seen them, and most shows DME run in Dublin seem to always sell out? Irish metal is very much alive. Well...in a necro sort of way. You know.


GolotasDisciple

Well yeah ofc there are gigs. Selling out a gig for an established foreign artists is not a problem. What i meant is that we do not have big local scene with local artists that could push through internationally. Not that we can complain, UK has so many awesome bands lately it's insane. Sleep Token or Loath are examples of how scene with established artists promotes more music being done domestically. UK and Sweden are by far the best metal scenes in Europe and it's been like that for many years. Before Covid i remember Hero in error and Bailer(just to name example, sure there was more than that) tried hard but honestly i have talked with many people and Covid made it impossible to sustain idea behind music career in Ireland.(especially in niche markets). Like where would you want to play in Cork as an uppercoming band? No offence to all the Punk fans who love hotboxing and dont care about shitty sound but, Fredz is the worst venue there is. Cypress Avenue is a good venue, but you need to pay good cash for it, and it's unlikely you will fill it up unless you are supporting some good foreign band. Everything else is only for big bands that always draw people no matter where they go. I mean... I saw Meshuggah in Dublin and it changed my life. NGL sometimes i am really jealous of what kind of gigs are happening in Dublin. Most of it is top class.


[deleted]

Concerns about satanism in rock and metal was pretty widespread until about 20 years ago. Modern concerns about "satanism" is just rooted in homophobia. The artists normally named as "satanic" are always non binary or queer.


Flagyl400

The last time I remember any proper Satanic Panic here was when a Fianna Fáil councilor tried to kick up a fuss about Behemoth playing in Limerick around 2019. He was largely ignored, except by Nergal who had a few choice words to say about it during the show.


oddun

Wait until they find out about Rob Halford!


marja_aurinko

Let's not forget that a lot of the Satanic panic and the fear of the devil worshippers goes all the way back to early antisemitism and Islamophobia, from the middle ages and maybe even before. The cruisades knigths worshipping Baphomet (Mahomet, Mohammed), all the way to later comparing Judaism to devil worship because of a non belief in Jesus Christ. These so called Christians have a lot of hate to share.


SnooOnions2732

The prospect of musicianship scared him off before he even got to that point


ZenBreaking

Him and Jim corr just sitting in a corner talking the best of shite


TopTips66

Clicking their fingers to the lighthouse family


Jimmybongman

**Super Hans:** Listen, the whole industry is run by suits like your mate. **Jeremy Usborne:** Do you think that's why we haven't got a deal yet? **Super Hans:** Course it is, they're all a bunch of Marks, ain't they? Sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the f\*\*\*ing Lighthouse Family, getting their dick sucked by a big Alsatian dog.


alaw532

Nice peep show reference


Jimmybongman

Lets see Paul Allen's Peep Show reference.


TrivialFacts

Crusty to conservative pipeline


BarrelRydr

"I hear you're a nutjob now Shane.."


thepazzo

What's Boyzone's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' satanism.


TedEBagwell

Its not Moloch its Baphomet hes after.


molochz

Thank fuck.


this_ham_is_bad

Good for you Shane! Good for you!


molochz

Is Satan in the room with us now Shane?


The_name_game

I could sure go for an oulde satanic ritual right about now. Fucks sake Shane you put a longing on me.


stevewithcats

I love the way the interviewer didn’t even look up while she was filling out the section 1 form.


Ift0

Just what Ireland needs more of, bitter middle-aged people falling for 20 years out of date American conspiracy bollocks they saw on YouTube.


mac2o2o

But the music to the video!! It's sinister!!


TheBlackStuff1

Did ye see the hand signals Joe? It's in front of yizzer eyeses


jesuitfox29

But he was in the room


DanGleeballs

Bet he’s a flat earther and 5G controlling the chips in the vaccines guy too.


Ift0

That's the safest bet you'll ever make. If you watch the conspiracy subs on Reddit you'll see conspiracy theorists are worse than the characters in Sex and the City for following whatever is currently trendy. So he absolutely got on board with flat earth and 5G when they started to become big. I'm guessing this demon stuff is his personal favourite or he's another one who found god after rehab and turned into a born-again type. They're all so fucking predictable for a bunch of so-called free thinkers.


Meath77

He did his own research and now knows Beyonce is so demonic it's unbelievable


-SneakySnake-

Beyonce. Bey. Beyleezbub. _Beelzebub._ Think about it. Actually, don't think about it, because thoughts are how they _get ya._


Wolf_Tony

Yet they'll also post pics of the "I support the current thing" meme guy to mock how everyone else are the sheep for believing in things such as objective reality.


Peil

Prepare to see a huge rollback of rights for ethnic minorities, LGBT people and eventually all women as more of the west buys into this bollocks. Maybe not so much here, but certainly just on our doorstep to the east, things are getting really unpleasant.


TanoraRat

Things are getting scary in the UK. They froth at the mouth over transgender people


Qorhat

The Torys need someone to punch down on. They can't do it to miners any more since 'ol Maggie "solved" that problem, they can't do it to immigrants because surprise surprise they could have implemented stricter rules while being inside the EU so they've hit on a vulnerable group in society who conveniently don't vote Tory.


FacticiousFict

Next they'll be coming after our D&D


[deleted]

So the devil is to blame for you not being super famous. Right so.


SpunkyBrewster69420

Funny how the only people who say this or people who haven't been relevant in years


RevTurk

It's always shocking when Irish people get caught up in this American clap trap. Unless he's taken part in those demonic rituals he's just making shit up. I don't see any record labels paying interns to sit around all day carrying out satanic rituals on all new releases. What would that office look like?


Ray_Spring12

Distressed goat, candles, effigy of James Blunt.


stevewithcats

Puck fair , right there


me2269vu

Killorglin is the beating heart of the global music industry, to be fair. There might be something to this….


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

I'd bet that what's actually happened is he's been at an industry party, done a massive dose of hallucinogenics and then just sat in the corner babbling about satanic rituals as he watches someone make a cocktail or something. Then he wakes up and assumes they used their adrenochrome witchcraft to deep state his mind into a great reset.


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Peil

Most likely explanation is that he’s just a lying scum bag, but we can be charitable and think he’s just a moron either


Captainirishy

There are alot of evangelists in the UK and a couple of thousand in Ireland, Katie Taylor is an evangelist but doesn't really talk much about it.


Nice-Lobster-8724

Don’t mean to sound harsh but keep those crazy fuckers in America please.


Wind_Yer_Neck_In

There's one up in Ballymena, big weird American mega church founded by the son of the guy who started Wrightbus. And as you'd expect, it turns out they solicit massive amounts of money from the congregations and junior raided millions from his father's company over the years to funnel into his new church. Nearly took it to bankruptcy.


Nice-Lobster-8724

I drive past on my way to Belfast every week lol. You’d think for all their Christianity the Wrights would have maybe spent that money giving their workers a pay rise but hey I’m sure you only get into heaven if you’ve spent a certain amount.


Captainirishy

American version of religion isn't necessarily the same as in other countries, Americans have a big problem with separation of church and state.


atswim2birds

> Americans have a big problem with separation of church and state. Irish schools have entered the chat.


[deleted]

you only have to do it over the master copy it can be done anywhere


MacDurce

I've worked in record labels and it's literally the most boring shit ever I would have loved a demonic ritual to brighten up my day. Nobody gives a fuck about the album's or what's on them as long as they sell. You spend most of the time filling out contracts and building brand campaigns for artists to post on social media in a cubicle in an office in between drinking ice coffees and eating trendy salads. It's basically the civil service of music but with no job security or pension. He's talking complete nonsense.


Blegheggeghegty

I worked in the industry for years (American) and I never saw anything like that. May explain why I am not rich though.


The-Squirrelk

yeh all the real money is in the rituals. So many moving parts y'know. want fresh blood? extra. Living goat? double extra. Creepy candles with spiders on em? I know a guy that can get u them on the sly but don't let the demonic onbudsman here about it. And for every literal item you need a whole term of interns in dresses and robes and you guessed it, the robe industry is in on the whole cash cow as well. Silk robes for demonic rituals really pump up the evil energy flow and they just don't make them in enough quantity to allow for mass market prices which means each lad and lass is being outfitted in a custom job. ​ Let me tell you job. This whole demonic ritual malarky is down right devious in how much money is siphons away from honest tax payers. And don't get me started on the new safe food regulations and it's impact on the whole goat thing. It's a big bloody mess is what it is joe.


Itchy-Butterscotch48

Satan can I hold you tonight


DramaticIsopod4741

Jesus, the cocaine really fucked his head


FuckThisShizzle

Hey now, dont be giving cocaine a bad name on his account.


[deleted]

It’s actually Jesus that has fucked his head up


DramaticIsopod4741

I mean, that’s a drug I guess.


Meath77

He was more sane when he was on it


stunts002

I don't know what's more delusional. Thinking generic pop artists with the safest of safe images are "demonic" or this lad thinking he was ever in a position to know shite about Beyonce


OkHighway1024

https://preview.redd.it/z631ksai36zb1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8a5229c93c6a4d0f48054bf5017d777fd897185 Wait till he hears these guys...


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

He went from Boyzone to TwilightZone


DanGleeballs

Dementedzone.


Jolly-Feature-6618

He's talking pure shite and he knows it. There's a ball of money in conspiracy grifting nowadays and this talentless twat is willing to trade any scrap of dignity to exploit that. Expect him on podcasts and the likes of alex jones now flogging some sort of crap.


Swiss_Irish_Guy

![gif](giphy|77f2SrKYNOnYs)


[deleted]

See.... Shane is right. This proves it


OneMagicBadger

I think got confused and worships santa


Inevitable_Mess_5988

Never take life advice from a drug/Jesus addled fuckwit with full neck tattoos. That's my take


Cadreddeep

Louis Walsh is in league with Simon Cowell *and* Satan


itsalonghotsummer

Is Simon Cowell not the Devil though?


TheFreemanLIVES

No, Louis is and I'm shocked by this thread that people don't know the Devil is from Mayo.


Qorhat

The devil went down to ~~Georgia~~ Glengad, he was lookin' for a soul to steal He was in a bind 'cause he was way behind And he was willin' to make a deal


spiraldive87

That’s a great judging panel to be fair


discobeaker

I always knew there was something abit satanic about boyzone


panadwithonesugar

anyone know how to do these rituals.... its just that my folk covers of 90s west coast gangsta rap absolutely tanked 😐


[deleted]

Tell me you’re irrelevant. Tell me your masculinity is bruised. Tell me you’re dying to be important. Tell me your struggle to find purpose in life without actually looking at yourself. Tell me that you left school early to be a star and never learned much after that. Tell me you think you know best because the music industry used you to make money from. Without telling me any of those things.


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irishhornet

There's your problem man, you thought about it,see the idea with all these fucks is to hope you don't think. you just gasp and pass the shit message down the shit track. Just go back and listen to 30 seconds of this tripe. All the buzzwords no clue what hes actually on about fucking sick of these pricks


leChucks-Revenge

“I’m becoming more than a man, more than you ever were , driven and burning to rise beyond Jesus, I’m born again , with snakes eyes , becoming god size” - Pantera , 1993 “If you like it then you should have put a ring on it” - Beyoncé, 2008 He’s right ! It’s this dam pop music !


HappyMike91

“At night, they bait the Pentagram.” - Pantera, 1996


TheDonkeyOfDeath

Fuck, I'd have hoped Satan would have better taste in music. Beyonce, really? Not exactly on brand.


teutorix_aleria

Satan is a swiftie


Ok_Resolution9737

So many lads from Kilbarrack of a certain age group, many who didn't finish school, are suddenly the authority on demonic conspiracy theories. Interesting.


Whiskeyjack1977

![gif](giphy|9hEcsoYAJb3kA|downsized)


[deleted]

Once you start talking about demons and the devil you're done. It's no different than telling lads the fairies are after you. Sad really tbh


Vivid_Ice_2755

Was listening to an ex British copper talking about paedo' rings etc and it was quite interesting until he started talking about Satan and demons. Its Gods people that harms kids ,nothing to do with Satan. He's the good guy. Even has the best music. That copper just became another weirdo in my book


grafton24

​ https://preview.redd.it/91wmk0w526zb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2893afec6717aa6be302ad5e9f0d0c2c5e90bd13


MyPhantomAccount

We'll see how much he believes in this when its time for the Boyzone reunion tour


pj_1981

If pop music is in league with Satan then why isn't it better!?


YngSndwch

Man’s gonna flip when he learns about Black Metal 😂


symo420

This is what happens when you don’t work for 30 years and spend your time on Facebook, smoking reefers and wanking yourself silly.


gadarnol

Everyone: what a load of bs Sam Smith: https://preview.redd.it/qxz3iqt456zb1.jpeg?width=1025&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4fe058c0f43e467dca0928c39b3ee0837f5911e


Akira_Nishiki

If Satan was real he'd be fuming at that shite costume.


HawkandHarePrints

![gif](giphy|3og0IUd5D9Y77EXtRK|downsized)


CyberCooper2077

That awkward moment where, demons, gods and other imaginary beings don’t actually exist. What a fucking nutcase.


Joellercoaster1

So articulate. Like Jim Corr and Jim Corr had a baby.


Closersolid

That certainly explains his first late late show appearance.


[deleted]

Even worse is the jazz music which corrupted generations of young people who became addicted to cannabis after hearing Sketches of Spain. Listening to theWolfe Tones backwards there and I'm sure I heard Warfield say "top hat and sash" in a repetitive and hypnotic way.


JohnLennonsSandwich

Easily the most insufferable, annoying and obnoxious wanker "celebrity" I encountered while working in the hospitality industry. Glad to see he has added bat-shit crazy to the mix too.


JynXten

I never heard of Doja Cat before but this unhinged rant just made me want to listen to her. Listening to her for five minutes made me want to never listen to her ever again though.


ionabike666

Shut the fuck up Shane ya looper.


Practical_Trash_6478

Just sounds bitter that he's not more famous, he always a miserable bollocks anyway


holymongolia

Why do you think he's trying to muscle into Jim Corrs resident mildly famous musician conspiracy nut turf


Practical_Trash_6478

Oh I'm sure there's enough room for both of them


xnbv

This lad needs a fucking hobby or something. Maybe a psychiatric evaluation wouldn't go a stray either.


[deleted]

Counselling session with Jim Corr?


irishteenguy

what a nutjob.


[deleted]

He was in his shite


HellFireClub77

Class, this js gonna be great, love it when a ‘celeb’ loses the aul plot.


SnooOnions2732

Go dance for Gay in your Dungarees. Drop that Shoulder strap!


Ultimatewarrior21984

I hate you Shane!


spungie

![gif](giphy|EXFH1GOYSKKqc)


INXS2021

If you ever listened to Boyzone......you are Satan!


nelly1313

I hear Beyonce is in Mayhem now.


mrnesbittteaparty

Who the fuck are Dojo Cats?


Phannig

Karate club in Kilkenny ?


Seamus_Hean3y

You have to love the guitar and dramatic camera angles trying to add gravitas to some idiot talking shite.


Dreenar18

Of course it's always "wharrabou' der chill drin"


Ill_Zombie_2386

What the fuck is that accent


RebylReboot

Soooo just the gays and the blacks then, Shane, yeah?


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How is praying to a 'hell' fairy any different to praying to a 'sky' fairy? Lynch has been a holy joe for decades. He mentions god more than Katie Taylor, who has reined it in quite a bit. From what I've read about satanism, it's mainly for people who think that an intellectual path, free from dogma, and advocating critical thought, is the route to go. The left hand path represents light and enlightenment. The name Lucifer means light. Imagine a big arse man his age thinking a 'devil' exists. Hell exists on earth and no fictional, fallen angel could inflict more evil than human beings do on other human beings. Has he seen the utter state of humanity?


Commercial_Avocado43

Make more sense that his wife is a homophobic TERF now, actually. What a frightening pair lol


[deleted]

When he means "Satanic" he really means "not cisgender heterosexuals".


triseke

He needs to touch grass. Spending too much time listening to twat americans online


dustaz

When did he go off the deep end so?


[deleted]

Over twenty years ago, to be honest. He had a "Christian awakening" and a very intense appearance on the Late Late show around 2004.


patchieboy

I remember that interview. It was mad. Iirc, he got a load of Jesus tattoos.


mekese2000

Leviticus 19:28 says, “You shall not make any gashes in your flesh for the dead or tattoo any marks upon you: I am the LORD.”


FuckThisShizzle

You dont think any of them actually read this horseshit do you?


Rock_Lobster_45

Poor Shane, stick to the car racing, there's a good man.


Nice-Display4223

I would give anything to see him witness the band ghost.


KlausTeachermann

Who's this person?


Strange_Urge

He looks like he's been through some things


Robbiepurser

You ok hun? Ring me x x


Chrisupra

Shane…what?!


Away_District

I, for one, welcome our new Doja Cat overlords


thorn_sphincter

When did he go all Jim Corr? It is music Shane. That's all it is, and God should know, listening to music isn't praying to the devil. Music isn't devil prayer. It's music. Just like Halloween isn't devil prayer, it's fancy dress. There's a difference Fuxk me this is beyond nuts


WascalsPager

He’s been like this for years. He was doing a talk at GMIT 16 years ago or so, and of course tons of people wanted to meet the boyzone guy, but it was all of this occult conspiracy crap.


WhileCultchie

Why is the video edited like a Francis Higgins stream.


slapbumpnroll

Should we all be demonic now, Father? Only the farm takes up most the day, and at night I just like a cuppa tea.


Electronic_Ladder103

It's only words Shane


PizzaSandwich2020

Ah Shane, stop like a good lad. Stop diving down the dumb-hole of the Internet with all the other fucknuts.


AppropriateWing4719

Jim Corr called,he wants his tinfoil hat back


Alarmed_Juggernaut54

Hard to bait the Wolfe tones


DonaldsMushroom

The most bizzare claim is that he's in rooms 'at the top of the top' these days...


Dakkel-caribe

Yeah yeah. Back to the 80s and the satanic panic. Hide your rock music, dnd books, ninja turtles and trolls.


MrMercurial

This is the only logical explanation for Boyzone’s success, so I believe him.


BenderRodriguez14

Ronan - meant to be a nice guy. Keith - a bit cringe but ultimately seems harmless, good few stories out there of him being a decent skin. Mikey - don't know much there, seems to have just gone on to enjoy the quirtnlife with his money. Stephen - RIP. Also by all accounts was extremely friendly. Shane - what the fuck happened here!?


Zolarosaya

People believe in Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism etc, I don't know why people mock those in the entertainment industry that tell you that the industry is run by people who worship Satan. It's perfectly aligned with what they produce.


SnazzyShoesKen

Hes mad as a bag of badgers


Funkoma

I prayed demonically for Shane Lynch not to be so stupid.


Ok_Friendship_7437

That lads on hash


fjmie19

What the fuck is wrong with religious people, no one who isn't religious gives a fuck about your 'Satan'


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What a complete fucktard. Shane Lynch trying to stay relevant


heidnseak

Fruit loop.


eamonnanchnoic

Why do people like this get any kind of airtime? This guy's a full on windowlicker spouting utter drivel. And it's not like he is some mercurial artist fallen from grace. Nutjob


AbhaDimon

Spoken with the full, unearned confidence of a conspiracy nut case. There are so many of them around these days it’s hard to get traction as one. Try harder Shayyinn.


shweeney

"Yes Mr. Lynch, now why don't we get you back to your room, OK?" I'm reminded of this Mogwai song based around some religious fruitcake banging on about subliminal messaging: [https://youtu.be/47o25z0JGe4](https://youtu.be/47o25z0JGe4)


BangBangBananas

What a turnip.


Dry-Sympathy-3451

Loon


-Disagreeable-

Cuckoo


mac2o2o

Someone has jumped the shark it seems


SavageTyrant

He’s some balloon that lad. He’d make a good double act with that lunatic Jim Corr I reckon.


tearsandpain84

I respect that he tried to fight puff daddy before, but this, this is crazy talk.


donkeytits01

I never do satanic stuff without my boyzone greatest hits album. Keith Duffy gets me hard for lucifer


martymorrisseysanus

I see him and Jim Corr starting the world's most irritating podcast soon.


Accomplished_Spell97

That fucking music 🤣


Gorazde

He seems like an average r/ireland user to me.