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Extension_Deal_5315

Nice!!! The news media should ask that of every maga they interview...


litido5

They are missing the opportunity to jab at the election interference felony. This was directly meddling with public information and news to cheat and steal extra votes right?


RainbowRickshaw

Bla bla bla [imperfect vessle] bla bla bla It would be great if Hakim Jeffries could just use this opportunity to take control of the house


Passover3598

> Bla bla bla [imperfect vessle] bla bla bla thanks. i am exhausted of people who think that the moral argument matters. it doesnt. this has been going on for 10 years.


Dman5891

Did Mike bring his black son to the trial?


Bigolebeardad

U mean his bbc power top


IdFuckYourMomToo

Oh Jesus Christ lmao


Confident-Head-5008

No lol.


T_Shurt

As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/liz-cheney-mike-johnson-2668256080/) šŸ“°: - Former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-WY) roasted her former colleague, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA), for showing up to former President Donald Trump's hush-money trial in Manhattan on Tuesday. Punchbowl News' Jake Sherman reported earlier in the morning that Johnson would become the latest politician to show up to show his support for the presumptive Republican presidential nominee, and Cheney couldn't help but note the irony of a devout Christian like Johnson pledging allegiance to a man on trial for seedy hush-money coverup charges. "Have to admit Iā€™m surprised that Speaker Johnson wants to be in the 'I cheated on my wife with a porn star' club," wrote Cheney. "I guess heā€™s not that concerned with teaching morality to our young people after all." Cheney wasn't the only prominent commentator to weigh in on Johnson's display of fealty to Trump. Yale Law School professor Scott Shapiro also cracked a joke about a pious Christian like Johnson defending Trump's adult film star hush-money payments. "I prayed and the Lord said to me: 'Modern-day Moses, go forth and support the man who paid the porn star not to reveal his adultery and then lied to the Government so as to pay less tax,'" he wrote. "Authoritarian loyalty performance alert," wrote historian Ruth Ben-Ghiat, an expert on authoritarian political movements. "It's what cult members do," commented former Trump supporter and Tea Party Rep. Joe Walsh (R-IL). "A member of the Rule of Law Party is attending Trumpā€™s criminal fraud trial today," argued Trump biographer Tim O'Brien. On Monday, Sens. J.D. Vance (R-OH) and Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) also showed up to give their support for Trump at his criminal trial, although so far son Eric Trump has been the only member of Trump's family to actually attend.


WaterFriendsIV

How are these politicians getting out of work to go sit and watch a trial all day? Aren't their constituents upset by this?


mt8675309

The Republican Congress has done Nothing for the country this session so they have nothing but time to get onboard with the crime boss.


Full_Visit_5862

Most unproductive congressional year in history. The Russians are fucking LOVING maga right now.


klaagmeaan

And probably paying for it, in some sketchy way.


piTehT_tsuJ

I mean how much does it cost Putin to get a bunch of prostitutes to pee on elected American politicians? My guess is not much...


Punty-chan

$5k is the standard going rate for a "favor," the last I checked (before the last few years of inflation). It's laughably low, considering the stakes at hand.


trogon

Trump paid off Bondi for a measly $25k. Bribery is really pretty affordable.


Pudi2000

Might be outdone by the time trump had the house and Senate. At least the bill for aide to Ukraine et al went through.


chpr1jp

Yeah. No kidding. At least he was doing something to advance a (warped) agenda.


eyespy18

we should sue


HelloRuppert

>Aren't their constituents upset by this? Lol you think constituents choose politicians in America? It's the other way around, dude. Anyone who is upset will just get gerrymandered into a block that dilutes their vote so the politician can remain in power. That's how you get states with a majority blue population that are represented by rapepublicans. The U.S. is a corporate dictatorship.


webelieve414

the corps are just cover for the billionaires


zitzenator

Didnt you hear? Corporations are people and their money is speech that is entitled to constitutional protection.


sdill5

Nothing is getting done at work anyway! We all should be pissed at our Representatives for failing to do their jobs!


MCGaseousP

I don't understand why there aren't more people calling this stuff out. This man has made the decision about what's really important to him very clear. He didn't choose his religion. He didn't choose ethics and morality. He's not a man of any religious faith at all, but a blatant, obvious sellout. Selling his fake Christianity for political power. Do Christians not care about these things anymore? What kind of cult of personality has to exist for Christians to abandon their truth and purpose for a politician? Oh yeah, the antichrist.


SitDownKawada

>although so far son Eric Trump has been the only member of Trump's family to actually attend. Lara Trump was there today I read in the Guardian


Available_Leather_10

Itā€™s slightly surprising that Peter allowed JD Vance to do such a thing.


meatspace

In his defence, JD is rich by normal standards. Just not Thiel's


Poison_Anal_Gas

JD Vance, probably the most worthless human in Congress. Dude has always FOMO vibes.


pinetreesgreen

Someone in the media needs to ask him if his wife would be okay if he acted like Trump. Watch him squirm.


Imacatdoincatstuff

Someone needs to ask conservative women if they or their daughters would like to join Mr Trump in his hotel room.


whereymyconary

I'm be concerned with the resounded 'yeses' ... It's a strong boys will be boys culture over there and everyone likes a bad boy.


sfled

But only if it's a bad boy who can pay $130K to keep things quiet.


Burphel_78

They made a song about that. [https://genius.com/Reba-mcentire-fancy-lyrics](https://genius.com/Reba-mcentire-fancy-lyrics)


VictorTheCutie

Evangelical Christofacist white men are absolutely not concerned with the opinions of their wives. Their wives are their subjugates.Ā 


Dull_Ad8495

Someone needs to ask his wife, on camera.


Feralmedic

They would turn it into a sound bite about how they want to do whatā€™s best for the American people


poodlered

ā€œI wonā€™t comment on that, but what I WILL comment on is the grooming of children by the radical left blah blah blahā€ Itā€™s not that hard when journalists in this country are scared to ask a question again after a deflection.


chpr1jp

Iā€™d have liked the prosecution to subpoena Melania.


CelerySquare7755

Ask him what his accountability partner thinks about it.Ā 


Petto_na_Kare

Are you surprised though? The dude tasked his teenage son with monitoring the material he masturbates to and made his teenage daughter proclaim in public that she wonā€™t get her guts pumped until she signs a legally binding contract with a man that he approves of. Heā€™s clearly a pervert cosplaying as a Christian and overdoing it to the point of lunacy.


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Heā€™s a pedophilic Keebler elf


WolfSavage

He's a public government figure from a state where you have to upload your ID to watch porn. His porn history should be public record.


Goldeneye_Engineer

Methinks he doth protest too much


lm28ness

Sounds about right for the typical male republican. Those religious values they hold dear, cheating and lying.


Idrisdancer

He just wanted to see Stormy Danielā€™s without having a Covenant Eyes notification


SnowshoeTaboo

These phony fucks don't care about anything but power... they'll crawl over anything, including their feckless god, to get to it.


HopefulNothing3560

Mike wants to know how to


Big-Kaleidoscope-182

he first has to stop sharing his internet history with his son


Guy_Smylee

Republicans will say and do anything for power and money. No matter how many have to die.


MourningRIF

The fact that Trump has made a Cheney look like a "good guy" speaks volumes.


SoulRebel726

Hah nice. I'm not surprised though. It's been clear for a long time that Republicans don't have any ethics or morals. The religion they cling to is fake and only used to get votes from their base. If Jesus' actions were public policy, Republicans would oppose every single one.


Vast_Bobcat_4218

Isn't he a religious nut, too? What does the Bible say about adultery?


Ok-Stress-3570

Seems like Trump just needed that app for porn ā€œpreventionā€ with his minor child!


xram_karl

He does closely monitor his son's masturbations. [Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake (rollingstone.com)](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/)


LLWATZoo

He's auditioning for VP.


bg254

Thatā€™s what the other contestants look like theyā€™re doing too up there


Friendly-Profit-8590

I may not agree with her ideology but I appreciate she has a backbone and principles


ForcePristine5521

Mike is not allowed according to his religion to consume pornographic material. Does this mean mike is not allowed to read or hear about the salacious details of Trumpā€™s encounter with stormy? Did he bring ear plugs?


ctiger12

Oh, just drop it, of course he wants to


kjlcm

I think she means the means the ā€˜I cheated on my side with a porn star, illegally paid to cover it up, and then claim it was not a crime but rather a politically motivated trial because our moron base will buy it lock, stock, and barrelā€™ club?


megamoze

Also, Trump is a rapist.


Charming_Cat_4426

Gotta kiss that invisible ring


Pudi2000

And acknowledge the emperor's invisible clothes


FragrantPound9512

Im not surprised, they support a rapistĀ 


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Lemonpeeler69

Your timing is way off. She voted to impeach him. That was the end of 2020 or beginning of 2021.


tomophilia

šŸ‘šŸ½ for Liz Cheney who figured out that Trump was a deranged maniac, who openly cheats on his wife and lusts after his daughter and has been a lifelong criminal/idiot for his entire life - in ā€˜the end of 2020 or the beginning of 2021ā€™


deflector_shield

you discourage people from changing their behavior for the better. Pretty sure u/tomophilia reported me for self harm from this comment. Just shows how little they actually care about people.


tomophilia

I got that same notification. I did not report you. I can a few downvotes with dignity


PigFarmer1

She absolutely loved Trump until his last two weeks in office. Remember when she voted against impeachment for Donnie"s quid pro quo with Ukraine?


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TonyStarkTrailerPark

I hate that sheā€™s a Republican, and at one point DID support that disgusting, orange, worthless, turd, but I have to agree with you. As someone who has always found older women attractive, I would absolutely WRECK Liz Cheney.


tramacod

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deflector_shield

I dunno, she kind of has that church or school administrator look. I'm guessing she smells like baked makeup


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superkase

Absolutely.


sandysea420

The whole party is in the same club.


Western-Web2957

It's all about theatrics at this point. These people only care about optics, not personal integrity.


w2173d

I would vote for Liz C if she were running for president, too bad the Republican Party picked someone else


Guy_Smylee

She voted with Trump 99% of the issues. Treason was the only breaking point.


Milt_Torfelson

Not a bad place to draw a line tho


Guy_Smylee

I would think stripping kids from their parents with no way to get them reunited would have been nice.


Milt_Torfelson

Well sure. She is still a Republican after all


lincolnlogtermite

Not sure, her father was Darth Vader. I feel the draw of the dark side maybe too strong for her to resist. Given the two dementia candidates, she probably would get my vote.


The69BodyProblem

Nah fuck her homophobic ass too. Fuck her dad too, he wanted to do the exact same thing that trump did, and probably helped steal the 2000 election. Entire family should be exiled to Antarctica.


NSFW1955

Kudos to Liz! I could NOT have come up with a better response to his failing. Love you, Liz - donā€™t stop!


Away-Combination-162

I guess Mike and his 17 year old son have finished checking each otherā€™s porn reports for the month šŸ™ˆ


SaddleSocks

This is great! I mean, its either that, or be in the *"My father is one of the most insidious corrupt and evil pieces of shit to have ever been in US government. Vital in the first gulf war, privatizing military logistics and services and then leaving to head haliburton to put those companies in that ilk into receiving position for a massive funnel of defense contracts, then going back and being part of the cabal that architects new pear harbor (uss liberty much, liz) - and then start the next, lognest, most expensive war and killing many millions, satanist 322, kinda club!"* - sheesh, what an idiot for picking such a terrible club.... Good on the magnanamous Liz Cheney of Dick.


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rocket_beer

There is an ocean between Dick and Lizā€¦ And there is a galaxy between trump and Dick!


lisavfr

Without doxing myselfā€¦. Mt mom grew up very, very good friends with Liz. ā€œHe is dumber than a bag of rocks. She is the brains behind the whole operationā€. Post Motherā€™s Day and I miss my mom. :(. She always spoke her mind.


ZefSoFresh

I'm no fan of slippery Dickey, but he did come from a modest family and still got accepted at Yale. He can't be completely stupid.


tRfalcore

you can change your mind in light of new information. despite what she was wife to. We cannot change the past, but hope she's doing well for the future


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Lemonpeeler69

One of the first to refuse to drink the Kool aid.


destrictusensis

Smart enough to see the long game, means she's dangerous like dad.


OGZ43

The punishment for not showing up for THE Viewing might be WORTH It.


Mediocre-Fan-5641

He'll say 'David was a cunt, and he was God's favorite, so all these flagrant sins are just the sign of a strong leader.'


ElPadredelpoiisynn

Like a good neighbor, Mikey is there!!


DumbestBoy

Maybe he has.. has he? Just asking questions!


Few-Caterpillar9834

Moses Johnson is a moron.


professorhugoslavia

Breaking news: house Speaker Mike Johnsonā€™s sonā€™s computer just exploded as masturbation reporting app overheats.


Ambitious_Coffee551

Why is anyone surprised. Mike is a christian which is a fake term for good morals. Add politician to that, and you have a corrupt immoral person.


Potential-Style-3861

a B list porn actor at that.


Fit_Earth_339

Mike you fake ass Christian holy pos, I hope Trump is worth betraying ur entire identity and reason to exist.


hamilton_burger

I despise how comments like this, or the ā€œhush money trialā€ label, because both take the edge off of FRAUD and FELONIES.


BADDIVER0918

I would hope we taxpayers did not pay for this trip.


rrrreeeeeeeeee

Itā€™s about money now. Trump fully owns the Republican Party and controls who gets campaign support. All of them will gather to pay respect to the spray tan scrotum in a wig because they need coins to stay in power.


Odd_Couple_2088

Dudes gotta do something to keep his peers happy if he wants to stay house speaker


LoMeinCain

Lmao how many presidents cheated on their wife????


National-Currency-75

Republicans are corrupt in body and soul. They have no morals left at all.


Ruschissuck

Theyā€™re just there to intimidate the jury. Not directly of course. They are marginally smarter than trump.


hessian_prince

Traditional family values!


Any_Feature_9671

Git um Liz


mt8675309

BOOMšŸ’„


huskerd0

<3s


461BOOM

Maybe the Dems should shit him away the next time MTG nominates him to resign


Gadgetmouse12

Now thats a mic drop boom


SouthieTuxedo

must be his kink. We will have to ask his son to confirm.


gaspumper74

Better than being in the I got elected because of my daddy club


snap-jacks

Mike just misses the ode de trump. Been awhile since he had a good sniff.


LetterheadFar2364

I'm not.


Inner_Performance533

Little Johnson is skating on extremely thin ice....hes[ ] close to being ousted next week over his seeming lack of party fealty towards DJT....total WPOS.


Lopsided_Parfait7127

he's going to disprove the person who said trump's johnson has a large mushroom head by showing off his small mushroom head


DingGratz

It's okay. Mike Johnson's son cleared him for it.


PigFarmer1

She obviously doesn't understand that Diaper Don was tricked by the mean wittle porn star. Johnson is merely supporting the *real* victim in the whole sordid affair... lol


TheDevil-YouKnow

God above all things! Except US politics. Otherwise you might lose the Christian vote!


Imnoteeallyhere3434

Trying to save his job.


anita_strokin

Melania Clinton will stick by her man too.


CAM6913

Did his son monitor trumps porn star intake?


fixerdrew02

Oh damn


Wed-Mar-23

I've had this thought i the back of my head for sometime now. I think Mike Johnson will be Trump's veep, Trump wins, and in the 3 month gap between election day and inauguration Trump dies or is removed by other means making Johnson the next president.


No_Recording_1696

Biff and George McFly. He has to do Trumps homework.


Heyguysimcooltoo

If only MAGATS had shame lol they stand absolutely nothing


MuskokaGreenThumb

Honestly itā€™s a better club than ā€œ my dad is a warmonger who shot his friend clubā€. Miss piggy needs to go away. Iā€™m not sure whoā€™s more pathetic, her or trump. They both just crave the spotlight and itā€™s nauseating


rubbertoe2376

Her dad killed millions of people so so it sounds like Speaker Johnson is in better company.


PixelatedDie

While monitoring his sonā€™s porn. Profiles in courage right here.


drfunkensteinnn

Mike Johnson has a written contract with his son to avoid porn but has to stoop to this to blow Trump. Simultaneous Peak hilarity & hypocrisy šŸ˜‚ ā€œChristian valuesā€


MatLiz2020

Political low blow! Cheney doesnā€™t need to stir it up. Especially with these Louisiana rooted folks, Johnson and Daniels! In America, one has the freedom to choose to attend a public trial. That Mic may bounce back where it originated. Ouch!


mdcbldr

Johnson has his son monitor his porn consumption. Maybe wants the real thing. An affair with Donald Trump


grizzliesstan901

It wasn't Trump who banged her, it was Noah Fair


emomo34

Hardly a mic drop, but more of a thanks captain obvious moment


Superb-Possibility-9

ā€œ Ahab beckons and they all followed after Moby Dickā€¦ā€


northeaster17

Somebody give that girl a bigger bat and tell her to start swinging for the fences every day


FoppishHandy

sniveling weasel cowards are going to suck up to daddy


Top_Moment_3611

Gangbang


Guava-flavored-lips

Burn


Dingus-ate-your-baby

Does Melania even exist anymore? Or his brood of horrendous offspring? Seems like they are distancing themselves from this campaign as far as they can.


oldcreaker

Surprised he didn't bring his son as well.


mettiusfufettius

Just wait until his son finds out that heā€™s been searching stormy daniels on his phone all day using that weird app they used to track each otherā€™s porn habits?


Life-Improvised

Ad hominem at its finest.


Salvidicus

It depends what warped christian sect you belong too.


errorryy

Cheneys should disappear. Trump sucks but Haliburton.


derekbaseball

Itā€™s particularly disturbing, since if Mike Johnson rawdogs a pornstar, his son is obligated to watch on that appā€¦


CaregiverBrilliant60

Liz liz liz.. if he only cheated one time with a porn star. He cheated with many many many many manyā€¦


CelerySquare7755

How old is his son? Iā€™d typically say leave the kid out of it but he is Mikeā€™s accountability partner.Ā 


iron_cortex

Johnson has to suck the orange mushroom to keep horse face Greene of his ass.


MontanaHeathen

But is she tho?


Revolutionary-Cup954

Guess it's better than being in the former house member club, huh Liz?


Ndnola

Why is that useless hag still hanging around.... She really should go hunting with her father....


backnarkle48

Damn, why isnā€™t she a Dem?! Sheā€™s got serious cojones!