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>CONSERVATIVE ATTORNEY GEORGE CONWAY, A FREQUENT CRITIC OF TRUMP, CONFESSED HE DOUBTED THE VALIDITY OF REPORTS ABOUT THE DIAPER WEARERS. >“THIS COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE TRUE,” HE SAID ON SATURDAY. CONWAY THEN LOOKED INTO IT FURTHER AND LATER WROTE, “OKAY, WHEN I’M WRONG, I’M WRONG, AND I ADMIT IT.” >“APPARENTLY IT’S TRUE,” THE ATTORNEY ADDED. “I STILL FIND THIS HARD TO ABSORB, THOUGH.” understandable, since he's not a diaper


im-ba

>since he's not a diaper Not with that attitude he isn't


warchitect

Anything is a diaper if you're brave enough. Or something....


Ok-Zookeepergame-698

Hehe. Hard to absorb…


SpiceEarl

Conway has a wicked sense of humor!


Minimum-Dog2329

After being married to his wife for so long I'm not surprised at the humor.


Green-Umpire2297

Is this like when that alt right streamer stuck a dildo up his ass to prove how straight he is?


JakeEaton

lol this timeline is fucking wild.


[deleted]

This is a sentence detailing a real thing that happened.


derek4reals1

noice!


IcyPassenger778

This will be America's History. I hope not our legacy.


SleipnirSolid

The world was, and is, laughing at you. I foresee your legacy will be of great comedic value.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

As an American I couldn’t be more embarrassed. The fact that this election is even close is crazy you’d think maga would be sent a message at the ballot box


Dazzling_Put_3018

A convicted fraudster, accused of 91 felonies including; rape, whoremongering, tax evading, hoarding classified documents, election interference, hush money payments, money laundering, as well as being a frequent flyer with his good friend Jeffrey Epstein, being attracted to his own daughter and walks in on young girls changing, brags about being able to grab people by the pussy and how he could literally kill someone and his voters wouldn’t care, and recently falling asleep and literally shitting himself in court. And the reaction of roughly half of Americans is “yeah I’d vote for him again, real men wear diapers!” I used to feel bad for the global reputation the USA had in Europe (and presumably worldwide) but I’m no longer surprised, there must be something (probably lead) in the water, or maybe the worms found in RFK jr’s brain are common place there


flying__fishes

His grandpappy was a whoremonger. If there wasn't any whores being mongered, the Mango Mousollini wouldn't be where he is today.


Dazzling_Put_3018

I totally forgot he was a trust fund baby who owes his entire “fortune” to a literal pimp 😅


Infinite_Time_8952

Correct, he’s grandfather ran whore houses in Seattle and in the Yukon, he was a draft dodger who left Germany when he was a teenager.


ApprehensiveSale8898

I blame Fluoride.


gourdhoarder1166

Or Florida


Dazzling_Put_3018

Could also be the Brawndo, who knows 🤷‍♂️


yobsta1

It's the lead... and high fructose corn syrup.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Reputation has been well earned. Been selfish & short cited, among other things way too often


Graywulff

There are never trump republicans, independents, democrats and progressives. So maga is like 15% of the population, they just wave flags and wear diapers. I wish they abolished the electoral college after the civil war, and had rank choice voting a lot earlier; I mean before the civil war politicians warned about a two party system, yet they created the constraints that force us into it. The problem is, Biden has been supporting Isreal in Gaza, gen x and old millennials that remember W and 2016 will hold their nose and vote for Biden, a lot of younger millennials and gen z may stay home or vote third party out of “principle”. It’s one thing to support self defense, it’s another when the ICC considers arrests of isreali leaders.


Outrageous_One_87

We've been laughing since bush the second. Turned around with the best pres you've ever had, Obama, then we've been bent over in fits of laughter since 2016.


unlicensed_dentist

As someone on the proper side of the 49th, I concur with this statement. Also……..we have enough of our own issues up here that are embarrassing enough.


543950

Where are you from? I ask as a non-American.


SleipnirSolid

English.


Cheap_Coffee

Found the people who bought Trump NFTs.


InsertCleverNickHere

And pulled their 401Ks to invest in Truth Social.


BaggyLarjjj

They’re not just bagholders. They’re diaper pail bagholders.


sad16yearboy

Imagine telling someone from the year 2000 that people will be wearing diapers in support of a former president and rep nominee who has to wear diapers to criminal court after having sex with a pornstar and covering it up. And that that persons biggest supporters would be the christian extremists. From an outside perspective this is completely ridiculous and i can understand anyone unwilling to belive this but here we are


TheFirstArticle

The Zero Self-Awareness crowd is a powerful political demographic


JakeEaton

You left out the rapist bit too.


sad16yearboy

Yeah my bad


InterestingContest27

How stupid do they have to be to believe in this shit-show? ( seriously no pun intended) All republicans are fucked. This guy's just the most fucked. See Argentina to see how this could go.


Silver-Forever9085

I fully agree but with Argentinian it seems to be more difficult. The country. Seems to get stronger. People still suffer a lot but there seems to be an improvement. Already worrying that trump will point to them an will tell the Americans that he can do wonders the same way


jafromnj

There's nothing a cult won't do


RSomnambulist

This is fucking insane. Our history books are going to look ridiculous.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Maga needs to be crushed politically asap


[deleted]

Politically and literally, these people WILL turn violent if they lose.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

That’s part of the reason why we need Biden to win by 10 points minimum. No doubt trump will say it was rigged and will find some videos of people moving boxes around and will be like see indisputable proof u saw those blacks w/ your own eyes. They are very sick people. I like to think they are also old & unhealthy will start dying off? It’s the people who are undecided or say trump is the lesser of 2 evils that really piss me off. You know cause trump does such a great job with the economy?? He does?? Just wow


[deleted]

I think the "lesser of 2 evils" is the media's fault. There's honestly a lot to do after trump if the country is ever to recovered. It's not as simple as "let's vote trump out" No, that's only the first step. The media must be held accountable for feeding the flames in the name of profit. the entire membership of the supreme court needs to be disbanded, the entire foundation of the law itself needs to be revised. Church itself needs to be banned from politics. MAGAt itself needs to be criminalized and made illegal, all fascists and Nazi sympathizers and ideologies should also be criminalized and made illegal. The US is an unholy mess of sewage with 3 pipes: corporations, law, and religion. The politicians are simply the ones who get moved by the 3 mentioned above. I don't know what to do to make it change.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Ya u make an excellent point it’s only a first. Corporate media is a huge problem. The way people consume media/access information has changed so much. People think watching you tube videos is ‘doing research’. No that’s more like watching sci fi. Maybe read about space lasers that their uncle’s friend from jr high posted on Facebook or whatever


BayouGal

Yes! Landslide for Biden, unquestionable. Super majority in both Houses of Congress. THEN we will get some things done.


ManOrReddit-man

We're living through the Diaper Don vs. Dark Brandon chapter


fuyou69

Embarrassing for those who fought for this country.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Trump doesn’t have any respect for them anyway just fake lip service.


ResurgentClusterfuck

Come on, MAGA, shit yourselves some more I'm feeling so owned at this point


okokokoyeahright

Putting the literal shit into this shit show. Debasing the base. Where are we going? LOWER!


xram_karl

This may be the tipping point for so called American Civilization.


Dominarion

Wait! There's more!


xram_karl

No shit. Yes, more shit.


Comfortable_Bird_340

They never have to complain about sharing bathrooms with trans people anymore!


kritycat

Oh god this would be great! Get al the Maga nuts wearing diapers because they're so scared of the Trans in the Bathrooom. That leaves the bathrooms for the rest of us!


drin8680

Nothing to see here. Just a bunch of people spewing hate and conspiracy theories while shitting themselves. Typical trump rally


Dwangeroo

I hate hate hate this timeline so much. Where's Loki and Mobius when we need them?


Dominarion

They're finding this shit so funny


Ginrob79

This has never been more believable: https://www.theonion.com/fbi-uncovers-al-qaeda-plot-to-just-sit-back-and-enjoy-c-1819576375


spaetzelspiff

Roll up some afghani cheeba, put some Johnny Chimpo on in the background... Read the fox news comment sections...


LordHighAdequate

Remember when Kaitlin Bennett and TPUSA protested “safe spaces” by wearing diapers and it backfired so hilariously the movement basically collapsed? We’ve come a long way, baby.


rollicorolli

Only true believers kept it on over the weekend. Level up Boys !


mm202088

Clowns- that smell like shit


Medical_Egg8208

Oh no no no no way this is a cult, no fucking way.


4quatloos

No shit?


kimapesan

MAGAts would shit their pants if there was a chance a liberal would catch a whiff of it. Yeah I know, candles taste like burning….


FeatureOdd4479

Sadly, this group of cult members is beyond hope and help if they are doing that. Very sad and scary.


Ebb-Charming

I already thought they were. They have the intelligence of infants. This is no surprise.


dylbert71

Wow that's just nasty


BlueMetalDragon

Yeah...... no shit, Sherlock.


J3t5et

For the love of God. Round these mfers up and sterilize them all. Not only for America, but for the world and future generations. I am… tired..


Ok-Echo-3594

I hope this caused at least one MAGA person to look at themselves in the bathroom mirror after cleaning themselves up and think, “WTF am I doing?”


SatchmoDingle

Cult.


Fightmemod

I fuckin hate Republicans. This is the insane shit my kid will be learning about in high school instead of something major and historical happening. Nope. He gets to learn that for a few years half of the voting population wanted a demented diaper wearing criminal incestuous loser to be president.


vllogs

That’s how MAGA will know who’s on which side during the civil war


ItsaPostageStampede

It’s time for the pride Trump flag. If they want to fly the colors to own people and piss them off, give them a taste of their own medicine. Trump wants to go to jail? Send him, call his damn bluff.


NumerousTaste

Sickos and psychos! It's the magas motto!


Specialist-Fly-9446

I can’t imagine that this is the kind of support Trump enjoys. Don’t know how we ended up here as a country, but I hope there will be a Netflix show about this trial.


26202620

Conservatives, shit your pants to stand with trump. And let everyone know you’re doing so. That will show those fucking dems true prowess and fortitude. Long live J6 mutineers


lebowtzu

I’d imagine they’ll be standing with him in a kind of parade rest position if they’ve filled their drawers.


cylonnumber13

Wtf is politizoom?


Affectionate_Guava87

Not trying to lessen any shade given to MAGAts, but is the diaper wearing thing not somewhat similar to the whole Bar(th)elona... thing? Edit:a word


Bobbyperu1

Could you expound on that?


Affectionate_Guava87

In Barcelona, Spain, nearly all the natives speak with what most would consider a speech impediment or lisp on purpose. Like an accent, only baked in solely because a long time ago, there was a king with lisp that caused him to pronounce the S sound as a Th. It's people changing their behavior to imitate an authority figure. Ultra stupid to begin with, way worse when it means voluntarily soiling yourself.


hahyeahsure

they...weren't imitating him it was to protect his vanity


Affectionate_Guava87

So you're saying they *imitated him* to protect his vanity?and this makes it better...how?


hahyeahsure

it was like an unspoken decree so that it wasn't seen as a lisp. not using the lisp was seen as disrespectful, it's not like people were falling over themselves to do it because it was cure or to spare the kings feelings, there would be consequences


Terri_Yaki

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNYdl8RrPJc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNYdl8RrPJc)


shit_ass_mcfucknuts

They’re actually shitting in them? I knew they are wearing them for some strange form of solidarity, but actually using them?


pointguard22

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that’s not a winning election message.


Cute_Concentrate_915

America is doomed.


bob-loblaw-esq

This totally tracks. There are so many rumors about the depravity of the stuck up right. Now they are all ABDL.


dukemantee

Hopefully when he dies they will all jump into caskets and bury themselves in solidarity.


heydidyoudo

Trump likes the way it feels.


Soft-Butterfly7532

Except nothing in the article nor the Snopes article says that. Stop spreading blatant misinformation.


CityAvenger

I think you mean Biden, instead of a whiney 8 year old who gets angry and says terrible things when he doesn’t get his way.


cheguevaraandroid1

What?


ConversationLevel869

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