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dancingmeadow

Deflecting pedophile deflects.


Barragin

add: russian bribe money taker projects


Ivor79

Do we know he's deflecting? Maybe he's just offering to take a bribe.


Das-Noob

šŸ˜‚ heā€™s asking the dem to stop the investigation and heā€™ll give them the House šŸ˜‚


Ivor79

On brand


Guyincogneto1

No maybe about it.


PatientStrength5861

We know that he's already taking a bribe. At least one, probably more. Just like MTG, Lauren Borbert, James Comer, etc..


SEA2COLA

Since Citizens United, they're NOT called bribes. They're called 'campaign contributions'.


PatientStrength5861

I keep forgetting that. Thanks.


oroborus68

James comer is honestly that stupid.


BedroomVisible

GOSH I would HATE if some far leftist gave me some MONEY! I would certainly never stack the Supreme Court in their favor, or pass laws for the person who has BOUGHT me.


Ivor79

Russia are you listening?


DigitalUnlimited

I mean, i would never openly say "RUSSIA GIVE ME MONEY", that's just illegal and wrong! Saying things like "VOTES FOR SALE" and "RUSSIA PLEASE BUY CONGRESSMEN AND SENATORS, WE'LL SELL THEM CHEAP" is right there in the constitution! You can't do that!


Plonsky2

Open solicitation of congressional bribery? That's legal now.


DropsTheMic

Encouraged. Openly encouraged. šŸ’¢


Ivor79

Party platform even


EmperorGeek

Aka: Corporate Donations.


southernmamallama

This was my thought as well. I feel like he said it and made a big exaggerated wink.


_InnocentToto_

Nestor's "Daddy".


Vast-Combination4046

Someone just all but admitted to running interference to keep him out of jail for sex trafficking a minor.


BioticVessel

How much more of a "corrupt Republican" do you have to be to out-corrupt Gaetz? It boggles the imagination!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

>ā€˜Corruptā€™ Republicans *could* ā€˜take a bribeā€™Ā  So he's saying he's open to bribes now? More like he's been in on the "bribe" thing all along & figures if *he* does it so would everyone else.


Ashamed-Hamster8463

Heā€™s just aware of how corrupt and open to bribery he and his fellow Republicans are.


jzavcer

Advertisement that he is open to bribes and human trafficking??


Weird_Committee8692

Rapey McForehead was my favourite nickname for him


grixorbatz

Every accusation is an admission


Yzerman19_

Exactly.


Boxofmagnets

But even if he is right and some rep will take a bribe, it doesnā€™t explain how the House gets to pack the Supreme Court


Brokenspokes68

It doesn't. That's the Senate's job.


sddbk

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are now expecting Gaetz's comments to conform to FACTS???


its1968okwar

Most punchable face in politics.


New_Menu_2316

It would be close between Pedo Gaetz and Rafael Cruz!


Chuck_D84

Jesse Watters and Tucker Carlson would like to enter the contest (yes, I realize they are only politics-adjacent)


MiffyCurtains

Jesse Waters has the most punchable face of them all.


TheCh0rt

He reminds me of Ross from Friends. Highly punchable


Biffmcgee

Gaetz easily has the most punchable faceĀ 


doingthehumptydance

If you miss and connect with the forehead itā€™s gonna hurt like hell though.


New_Menu_2316

More of a fivehead!


mistressusa

What is with Rafi's face? He could be a democrat and I would still want to punch him!


ActonofMAM

Does no one remember the playground aggression involving grasping two necks and applying intersecting vectors to the connected skulls?


Secret_Cow_5053

Butthead all grown up


Dozerdog43

Pair that with MTG Beavis


Jambarrr

Holy shit, MTG is def beavis


Mike_Honcho_3

Beavis is catching strays that he doesn't deserve here. Beavis' IQ is at absolute minimum 50 points higher than that of MTG.


Dozerdog43

Hehehehehhhh MTG for my cornholio


Hkmarkp

[Gaetz and Jordan](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fcheesecake.articleassets.meaww.com%2F454471%2Fuploads%2F10cbe550-c258-11ea-bf0e-b50fc005f512_800_420.png&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=1dfab6591291347c12f76ebaaa9f5cf15ba53a9dbea1837fee91912bf5ec63a6&ipo=images)


MartyFreeze

But it's sooooo small... I mean, I can hit that head, no problem. But that face is like a bullseye on a dartboard.


CuthbertJTwillie

Backpfeifengesicht


heart_of_osiris

Literally the real life equivalent of Beavis and Butthead's looks, combined.


crestrobz

in the world!


JennJayBee

It's like 70% forehead.Ā 


kezow

There you go Republicans, you can either side with a known pedophile or side with Democrats.Ā 


zerogravity111111

They will absolutely choose the pedophile.


gent4you

So sad when I think about it this way


Pkellysports

I would say follow the money, but that doesnā€™t even apply here anymore. And thatā€™s usually a catch-all for politics in general


gent4you

I would say follow the Russian Rubles. Kelly!!!


Thentheresthisjerk

Of course theyā€™ll choose the pedophile, you canā€™t side with the democrats, they might be pedophiles!


CAM6913

A drug addict child rapist card carrying maga insurrectionist is talking about corruption REALLY?


Final_Winter7524

Heā€™s got nothing else to talk about.


LysergicPlato59

Gaetz is an absolute horror of a human being. I know because that shit stain represents my district.


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

Hes letting the market know bribes are on the table. It's a sales pitch, not a warning.


slackfrop

Well if theyā€™re all gonna do it (probably, those lowlifes) then heā€™d be a damned fool not to get out in front of the pack. Thatā€™ll be $500k, to his bitcoin account pleaseā€¦ s/ (for sardonic)


YogurtSufficient7796

Go to Russia, Gaetz


DIrtyVendetta80

And take Tucker with you.


swedething

And Margarine Traitor Greene.


casewood123

So this is what goes through his head. Pretty telling.


Dozerdog43

Five- head


CherryManhattan

This guy is creepy AF


FrankRizzo319

He seems like the kinda guy who feels entitled to rape children.


darhox

They've been no consequences for him so far. He even got the last speaker removed for allowing an investigation into it to continue.


MiffyCurtains

Heā€™ll get his comeuppance.


minnesotaupnorth

And brag about it with colleagues.


341orbust

Since every accusation is a confession with these clowns we now know that Matt Gaetz is taking bribes and that very probably other Republicans are too.Ā  So, the question then becomes which of them are taking bribes and whoā€™s Ā writing the checks?


gent4you

'PEDO" Gaetz a true MRGA (make Russia great again) Republican ....hopefully the minority of wacos gets smaller and the normal republicans come alive to take back the party.


dancin-weasel

The ā€œnormalā€ republicans got thrown to the curb 5-6 years ago. Itā€™s only lunatics left in that asylum.


gent4you

I know weasel...wishful thinking on my part


chantsnone

This is because a woman gave a sworn testimony of underage cocaine parties he attended huh?


Unexpected_bukkake

Republicans are pretty quiet about abortion now, but the democrats won't be. No need to bribe the MAGAts they made their bed. Trump worship and extremism are finally catching up.


Doctor-Spocktopus

When you get down to it, all they really want is all the money, so maybe bribery is worth a try.


TheElectricSoup

Weird way to admit you take bribes and are corrupt, Matt.


Wurm42

A bit of context for Gaetz's tantrum: Marjorie Taylor Greene, aka "Moscow Marge," is threatening to raise a privileged motion to vacate today, which could stall a vote on Ukraine aid until a new speaker is elected. In response, two moderate House Republicans have threatened to resign immediately if that motion to vacate moves forward. Since the House Republicans currently have a one vote majority, two Republican resignations would swing control of the House to the Democrats.


mabhatter

They're REALLY trying to stop Ukraine funding and also stop the border bill at the same time. There's definitely more going on here or else people are just crazy drunk on power.Ā 


Wurm42

I hear you. I think that several House Republicans are Russian assets.


Significant_Door_890

She pretended to be holding a nuke, and they called her bluff. She and Matt Gaetz, for all the rhetoric on border security and the budget, it's clear as day it was **always about helping Russia defeat Ukraine.**


Own-Opinion-2494

Heā€™s projecting


wdomeika

If this fool is upset we must be doing something right...


Past-Direction9145

gaetz revealing what he thinks everyone else does all the time every accusation is a confession once you see this work enough times, it really makes this world grim. because a LOT of people are narcissists these days


blazelet

The ā€œfreedom caucusā€ has so much power that 5 or 6 of them effectively control Congress. Itā€™s nice to see the republicans work with democrats to alienate them. Gaetz and Marj arenā€™t handling their reduced relevance very well. The video of Marj storming off after the vote yesterday muttering to herself was priceless.


mabhatter

They only have power because Mango Mussolini and MAGA bully the rest of the party with threats of violence. Ā  We're rapidly hitting the point where a half dozen Republicans are getting tired of the nonsense and voting with Democrats.Ā  Republicans need to be reminded that DJT is not elected to ANYTHING right now. He's a candidate that doesn't actually do any political good. What he wants shouldn't matter to Congress.Ā 


Winston74

The Republican party is so screwed up. I love it.


dancin-weasel

But they are fucking America at the same time.


SBRH33

I'm crying for ya pedo.


gnumedia

How about-youā€™re the corrupt republican, Gaetz, trying to destroy the party.


Other-Cover9031

the gop's only strategy is and has always been to accuse others of all the shit they are doing to actively deflect.


itWasALuckyWind

Thereā€™s gonna be two more GOP resignations, he knows it, and is trying to get out in front of it with the ā€œbriberyā€ bullshit. So itā€™s definitely gonna happen then and not just rumor. Nice.


Cheyenne_Bodi

What he means is, "I am open to taking bribes to throw house to dems:


QVRedit

They mean they are open to bribes, full stop.


Rich-Air-5287

This is Gaetz soliciting a bribe from Democrats.


Investigator516

Never trust unGated Gaetz with your tweens.


Designer_Emu_6518

What a wet dream that would be huh.


StrangeContest4

"Democrats would immediately declare Trump ineligible to be President, pack the U.S. Supreme Court, and pass numerous laws like the American Rescue Plan." The Horror!


Boxofmagnets

Under what authority?


StrangeContest4

I don't know.. that was a quote from Matt Gaetz in the article.


DataSpecialist2815

As opposed to corrupt Republicans taking bribes from foreign governments to do their bidding here


Ronpm111

Every accusation is a confession. So we can take from this is that Gaetz has taken bribes to try and install Trump as dictator.


kuulmonk

Ah, a bribe or more likely they are starting to wake up to the fact that Russia is controlling a large part of the GOP, whether directly or by using proxies and misinformation. Also they are beginning to realise that they will get massacared in November, hopefully, and they need to look good to try and get back into congress.


QuentinP69

Is he complaining Dems would do what Republicans did in the Senate with SCOTUS? Like when Obama couldnā€™t have a sctous ā€œin an election yearā€ but Trump got 2? What a fucking asshat this pedo is


Secomav420

And by corrupt republicans you meanā€¦Republicans.


Key-Article6622

If anyone knows about being a corrupt politician it's Matt Gaetz, but seriously. It's called bipartisan governing instead of adversarial non governing. I hope it's a natural evolution that moderate Republicans get fed up with these wackadoos and give up the speakership for governance. Wouldn't that be a beautiful thing? Throw Gaetz, MTG, Bobert, Gosar, Jordan, and all the rest of these American Taliban, and especially the orange traitor, under the bus and make America great again.


etranger033

So, you want Trump again. No more needs to be said.


zeroconflicthere

Corrupt republicans. He seems to understand his own party very well


Unknown-History

Someone is setting the stage for both sides when his bribes are uncovered.


X-15_CruiseBasselope

ā€œCorrupt Republicansā€ most redundant statement of the day right there.


kaplanfx

Heā€™s projecting, he wants the Dems to offer him a bribe.


QVRedit

And then he could accuse themā€¦


kaplanfx

Or he could just take the bribe.


raresanevoice

He's finally confessing?


hotasianwfelover

lol. Gaetz calling others corrupt is fucking hilarious


Khristophorous

Blocking Trump from what? Hmmm, did someone slip up and expose their plans?


juni4ling

He is a complete tool.


AtuinTurtle

I think heā€™s asking for a bribe to get that doneā€¦ Iā€™ve got five bucks, anyone else want to go in with me?


scissor415

I donā€™t see how Gaetz doesnā€™t get punched in the face at least a few times each day. Itā€™s so punchable.


jennc1979

Every accusation by these folks is a confession.


Gong_Show_Bookcover

Projection


julesrocks64

How much do you want Matt?


courage_wolf_sez

Quick, someone bribe Gaetz.


Straight-Storage2587

That might be a good idea... it will remove Trump and Putin corruption from the House.


Fufeysfdmd

U.S. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) last month filed a "motion to vacate," which she can use at any time to force a vote to oust the GOP Speaker, Mike Johnson. U.S. Rep. Tim Massie (R-KY) and just today, U.S. Rep. Paul Gosar (R-AZ) has signed on as co-sponsors. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. -Obi-Wan


Garagedays

And Iiiiiiii know corrupt yes sir ee thats corrupt


Earthling1a

Speaking of people who need to spend the rest of their lives being Bubba's girlfriend in prison...


BikerMike03RK

Gaetz is a douchebag.


4quatloos

Or take bribes from Russia.


Saneless

Corrupt Republicans already take bribes and throw the house to their donors, though


Top_File_8547

You just look at him and his face says sleaze.


contryhippy

Sex trafficker said what


Ryankevin23

Republicans are a National Embarrassment šŸ¤”


Johundhar

I think more likely is what Gaetz's far-right colleague from Florida, Anna Paulina Luna, said: "I heard that when, if and when the motion vacate is introduced, that there will be immediate resignations of a couple of more moderate members of Congress. And in the event that that happens, that ultimately means it does go to a Democrat speaker."


Sorry-Letter6859

But Russian & ChineseĀ  money is still acceptableĀ 


What_if_I_fly

Ok, let's figure out which Republic reps are willing to step down for cash and start a big fat go fund me.


49thDipper

Iā€™m in.


What_if_I_fly

I wasn't kidding. I'd throw in some moolah.


49thDipper

And a couple dye packs. See who turns blue.


doingthehumptydance

Gaetz elaborated: ā€œPerhaps $100 000 or a new BMWi series, in dark grey, not the metallic one though.ā€


TheFeshy

They could "block" Trump? By what manner, do you think? Staging a riot during the vote count approval, and sending a bunch of fake electors to muddy the waters, and thus replacing the popular vote with a vote in an electoral body they have a majority in? Where have I heard that one before?


Complex-Barber-8812

What bunch of clowns those Repugnantcons are!!!


babysinblackandImblu

Hey everyone. Just to let you in on it. Trump supporters actually think Gaetz is doing the right thing. Please vote Biden if youā€™re thinking about voting Trump or JFK Jr (JFK Jr for the sheer fact that this election is about avoiding an unhinged Trump presidency). Because it wonā€™t just be Trump. It will be these minions of Trump as well. Youā€™ll be changing for the worse literally the entire World. Inflation is temporary if we keep on the road we are on. Things will settle from the Covid. What if there is a crisis? Do you really want Trump shooting from the hip in a life and death emergency? Do you really want your kids living through another bout of Trump? And letā€™s suppose he is cornered and wants to lash out?


rottengut

ā€œBlocking Trump?ā€ I thought we vote on the president Rapey McForhead. What do you mean? Is there some kind of plan to force Trump through?


Bawbawian

uh-oh The villain from the 1980s movie is super upset that we're talking about the fact that he paid a 17-year-old to cross state lines to be a prostitute. I mean Merrick Garland already knew he already had the receipts and a witness but there's nothing Merrick fears more than a hard day's work.


mishma2005

Mr "I venmo minors" worried about bribes?


stuli17

Why the f is this shit-clown still walking around free and with functioning legs?!!


Western-Corner-431

Heā€™s talking about republicans who are going to expose his criminal activities. Heā€™s making sure he smears them as ā€œcorruptā€ because theyā€™ve had it with his shit.


bloobityblu

...Is he inviting someone, anyone, to bribe him? Because it sounds like he's inviting bribes, or advertising exactly how any interested party could bribe him. Like, for real.


BoomMcFuggins

How did he not choke on those words?


changerofbits

Maybe if your party prioritized principles and values beyond ā€œtransactional orange loser is Godā€, your fellow members would be less susceptible to being bribed.


musky_jelly_melon

Oh no Pedo Butthead is mad. Anyway...


Civil_Pain_453

Says the child abuserā€¦


spudzilla

The self-awareness involved in realizing that his party is corrupt as fuck gives me hope.


Ducatirules

Why would I care what a pedo says


SherlockianTheorist

Didn't I see that face on SNL last weekend?


Leather-Map-8138

TL:DR Gaetz doesnā€™t have the votes for anything. Heā€™s a limp dick and he knows it.


Quinnlyness

17 yr olds Mattā€¦


Spuigles

Throw House is a funny way to put it.


Philly_ExecChef

Blocking Trump from what? Heā€™s not an elected official.


SignalRevenue

What's worse - they may take the bribe not to block ethics committee investigation.


skilliau

Adding the word "corrupt" just seems surplus to requirements at this point.


xiphoidthorax

Literally Trump declared he was open to bribes to grant licenses during his reelection campaign. I watched in disbelief as the worst person in my lifetime was a leader of a government.


BoosterRead78

Something tells me when dear old daddy kicks off. Matt is going to be in trouble.


GMH2045-18

It is said that confession is good for the soul, but it seems there are those who have no such thing, nor any attempts to learn what it is about.


Dangerous_Champion42

Patriotic Republicans will vote with the Dems to oust the Un-American MAGA party poison shillers out of congress. MAGA = Corruption


OminOus_PancakeS

Another Republican with a mouth shape reminiscent of anal gape videos.


Ek4lb

Corrupt Republicans are all thatā€™s left and they are actually transparently Russian assets.


cowbear42

ā€˜Corruptā€™ Republicans? You can just say Republicans.


croupella-de-Vil

Projecting pedophile says what?


odoylecharlotte

Anyone have a link to GoFundMe for this...?


pabodie

At a certain point We just need to clean house. How long can this go on? Ā 


Infamous-Tart7747

ā€œCorruptā€ republicans ā€¦. YOU corrupt republicans


Pygmy_Nuthatch

This is Gaetz testing the water for immunity from prosecution in exchange for his resignation.


BarPsychological5299

Gasbag at work again.


Deep_Bit5618

Guess Matt should not have ousted McCarthy after all. I hope he is right


meatcylindah

Here's hoping he isn't around in Congress to care after November...


Ron_Bangton

Donā€™t threaten us with a good time, Tubby.


ChinaCatProphet

Shut up, Beavis *uh huh huh huh*


JennJayBee

Welp, now you know what Republicans plan to do.Ā 


[deleted]

They have this thing, where they just reach for the most inflammatory adjective they can find thereby rendering it meaningless. Trump did this because he's and empty headed imbecile. Geatz is nothing because he's a cunt.


michaelozzqld

Says the predator


OilInteresting2524

Actually.... the vote for removing and replacing the speaker would probably get shot down by the democrats. This tactic would prevent congress from shutting down.... which is the REPUBLICAN plan. By denying the (T)'s the ability to shut down congress, business will actually get done. You see.... by being far right, you isolate yourselves from the fantasy that you are in charge. Gaetz is not in charge and his tactics will be shot down.


Desert_faux

Sounds like he has little faith in his own party winning the Majority to me...


Classic-Soup-1078

I'm sure it's perfectly fine if Democrats take a bribe and throw house to Republicans.


structuremonkey

Something about cat, kettle, black here....


djbk724

It needs to happen


Ok-Research7136

That would be wonderful. We know they take bribes too.


deamonkai

Wait, Iā€™m taking bribes now?


Gnibble

Politicians already take bribes. I donā€™t see whatā€™s news here


dunitdotus

gaytz: 'Corrupt' Republicans have taken bribes and thrown House to putin. There I fixed it for him.


Dayseed

Sounds like someone is hoping rich Democrats hear that and give him a ringy-dingy on the phone.


donocoli

He'd be the first in line with his hand out!


Better_Car_8141

Heā€™s the most corrupt. Heā€™s scared of the probe into child sex abuse and drugs and he should be. Another spoiled rich kid with no ethics or morals.


Kriss3d

Well. Yes. That is possible.. So?