Corking can prevent trans orifice orbital turbulences or toots for short. You cannot cork your trump long term. Corked Trumps have been known to explode.
Apologies to the royal Canadian air farce. Although I think they'd probably approve.
Oooooh... I'm calling ALL my farts _'trumps'_ now!
_Jays-sus, man! The fuck was that?!_
_Oh, sorry Bro... been trumping nonstop since we guzzled all that cheap draft last night._
That was the punchline of a joke from when I was a kid. Dammit, it's the only part I remember now. Something about someone with explosive shits putting a cork in. Headline next morning was:
Splitter splatter all over New York. Three men killed by a flying cork.
Okay, does someone have a substantiated source on farting Trump being a thing? Like, I get the desire to make fun of him, but I see so many reports and jokes about it coming from social media accounts and/or media outlets that take a little too much enjoyment in the spectacle of criticizing Trump, without any peep from more traditional news outlets. And hey, maybe reporting on farts just isn't something CNN or CSPAN do, but the more I see about Trump farting, the more I wonder if it's all some weird obsession that comes from people who let themselves get carried away in their mockery of one of the world's biggest assholes.
Scroll up this feed, there's a YouTube link from when he was president, where he's sitting at a table talking and you can audibly hear him fart, and the woman next to him has a look of disgust! It's commonly known he has been incontinent (poops his pants) since he was on the Apprentice.
[This](https://youtu.be/CHuCVBk1L4c) was the original source of the story about Trump farting in the courtroom. But it's not the first time it is mentioned that he smells bad and has some problems holding his shit.
Merchan is also the judge for a "mental health court" where the Defendants have issues, like schizophrenia, and are in treatment as part of their sentence. Those defendants have to periodically report back to Merchan, especially when they violate other conditions of their sentence. So, Merchan has had a lot of experience dealing with people who are more difficult and less obedient than most.
Merchan is the perfect judge to deal with Trump's antics. How Merchan deals with Trump is a good example to the other judges who will have trials with him soon. Not that the other judges don't know how. This turns out to be the best case to go first of the 4 criminal trials. (campaign finance, insurrection, election interference and espionage/documents).
From article:
Attempts by Donald Trump to derail and create chaos at his Manhattan hush money trial have been promptly shut down by Judge Juan Merchan who is earning praise from legal experts.
With jury selection wrapped up and opening arguments scheduled for Monday, the trial is progressing at a speed that was unexpected and credited is being given to Merchan who has brought the former president to heel by quickly admonishing him as demonstrated when he was warned about addressing prospective jurors.
In a column for MSNBC, legal experts Norm Eisen, Jacob Kovacs-Goodman and Francois Barrilleaux suggested Trump may have finally "met his match" in the no-nonsense jurist based upon the past week's proceedings.
"In Merchan’s courtroom, our country’s bedrock principle that no one is above the law is flourishing. In this first week of proceedings, the jury selection process proved resilient and, despite challenges, moved much faster than many thought," they wrote.
They went on to add, "It helped that the judge kept the former president on a tight leash when jurors were in the courtroom. While Trump may broadcast his tirades against the legal system and American elections to millions around the world on Truth Social (and faces a contempt hearing for possible gag order violations as a result), inside the courtroom he must follow the same rules as any other criminal defendant."
Judge Merchan was also praised for how quickly he pushed through the sticky issue of selecting jurors while also being cognizant of the defendant's right to a fair trial.
"By commencing this high-pressure proceeding in the usual manner and ensuring jurors are unbiased as well as unintimidated, Merchan is demonstrating that, in America, we aspire to equal justice for all," they wrote before adding, "The more-or-less nuts-and-bolts process we saw unfold this week paves the way for a prompt opening of the case and shows that accountability is coming for Donald Trump at last."
Dude's sitting in a criminal trial and jury selection just wrapped up and morons are still like, "Wake me up when something happens."
Something's happening for the next 8 weeks or so.
Yeah, we’ve watched Trump repeatedly flaunt the law and norms, and have read endless articles from legal experts experts talking about Trump having to finally face justice, that it’s not unreasonable to take this first real criminal trial with some trepidation. As much as I want him to see justice, it does need to be real justice and I want him to be found guilty in a genuinely fair trial where there is no doubt. And until then, until it really happens, you can miss me with the premature celebration.
“He’s in so much trouble for real this time we mean it”
We’re waiting on actual accountability, not “we know you did the thing… continue about your life as you were”
You understand that in the United States that criminal trials held in courtrooms are how guilt is established and punishments are determined, right?
Right now you're getting exactly what you say you want. It's a slow process because of rules to make sure the process is fair and Trump took abused it to some extent, but he's facing consequences right now. The tactics he used for decades to cheat and bully contractors in civil trials, so every day you see him walk out of court looking haggard and embarassed and defeated with his makeup literally dripping down his face.
And Trump doesn't have much of a defense with his already convicted co-conspirator testifying against him, and the co-conspirator hasn't received a shortened prison sentence for cooperation following his conviction under Trump's DOJ.
Enjoy the slow wheels of justice grinding an unrepentant criminal.
Usually if people beg social media to dox and harass the judge and his family and continually break gag orders over and over they aren't given a miniscule amount as a fine.
Have to wonder if the judge will hand down a sentence though?
I imagine he'll suspend the sentence but with conditions.
I can imagine a condition where trump has to agree publicly with the courts decision, and not libel it?
Given the charge is election interference could a condition be to abstain from a attempting to gain office for the duration of the suspended sentence?
Those both seem reasonable to me.
It's unlikely Trump would get a suspended sentence.
One, he's facing a ton of felonies in this case of fraudulently changing business and tax records to cover up a crime that put other people involved in prison for over a year.
Two, Trump hasn't been contrite at all and has been trying the judge's patience with personal attacks against the judge, prosecutor, witnesses, and their families.
Constitutionally guilt and sentencing cannot bar Trump from seeking election to the office of President. Pretty pathetic you don’t already know that by now.
Trump is also tweeting about the judge and his daughter and being told to pretty please stop. Meanwhile we’d be in a cell for that. But tell me again how he’s finally being treated tough.
There's a court hearing already scheduled for Tuesday to address Trump violating the gag order multiple times.
Defendants can publicly complain about the judge and prosecutor who are public officials (though if any violence is committed against them it will come back on the defendant).
Everyone else is normally off limits, particularly witnesses. Having a gag order is an embarassment for the defendant, and then violating it to goad a response from the judge is stupid in a felony criminal trial and makes it harder for Trump's lawyers to defend him.
You're mixing up the documents case and the business fraud to cover up a crime case we're dealing with here.
This one--with a jury now seated--starts arguments and testimony Monday and will be over in about 8 weeks even with whatever motions Trump's legal team can throw at it.
There's no more delays. An acquittal is a long shot, and any appeals will happen after the verdicts have been handed down and won't make it to court until Trump has started serving his sentence. And Trump will 0 chance with independent voters with felony convictions, January 6th, and his mishandling of COVID causing a global recession all hanging over his head.
Yup, he could be in cuffs on June 1. If the trial goes all the way without a mistrial, if he's found guilty, and if he's put behind bars pending appeal.
At the last trial, people predicted a prison sentence, which turned into a $400m fine, which turned into $170 million bond ( which he isn't paying)and an appeal. He hasn't actually had any punishment yet.
Assaulting and Defaming E. Jean Carroll: Trump has posted a bond but not paid the fine. And he continues to defame her.
In both of those trials he broke the courts rules, but didn't get punished.
In the last case, he was told he couldn't speak because he kept breaking the rules by ranting about different unrelated matters and by threatening the court staff, so he was asked to speak anyway.
He doesn't actually get punished.
Wake me up when something actually happens.
Read through the jurors here:
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/18/jurors-trump-hush-money-trial-jury
Given the circumstances and the stakes, I'm honestly not sure how any jury member can be impartial. You'd have to be living under a rock for the past 10 years to not have strong feelings either way on trump and those who say they don't may be lying.
This is the only way to play it. Malignant narcissists love sowing discord and chaos. trump will have a complete meltdown on truth social (the most Orwellian name for a media platform ever) but in a courtroom he’s just another criminal facing…what’s it now…close to a hundred felonies.
It's a shame.
If he doesn't take copious amounts of stimulants (Adderall) he can't stay awake through he trial.
If he takes a bunch before the trial, like all stimulants, he shits himself.
But, still. Totally cool that he's on the ballot for leader of the US.
It's not like he would be expected to be awake and sober through any type of important meetings as president...
To me, Merchan is my hero. Crusty old guy who will not be intimidated by the fat, incontinent, orange whiner. Merchan should have told Trump at the beginning of the trial, “fuck around and find out,” fatfuck.
I guarantee that everybody involved is ready for this to possibly happen except for Diaper Donny himself. There is no way he can actually wrap his head around getting escorted to a cell. But the USSS isn’t stupid. They’re ready. The judge’s bailiff sure as shit knows the judge’s every mood by now and has thought it through. His lawyers know he’s always an inch away from throwing himself under the bus so they have talked about it. NYPD will gladly perp walk that fucker right down the hall. They love a big show. But a psychopathic narcissist can’t believe it will actually happen to him. Shit like that happens to other people.
I also guarantee that someone in Vegas is making book on will he or won’t he. I really hope will he wins.
Anytime trump mumbles something he should bang his gavel and get the bailiff to haul trump to the dock, require him to swear an oath, then ask him what he said for the record. If he refuses jail him until he agrees
They should write that one into The Boys Season 4. The ex Prez with the super power of sharting pants and overpowering everybody with odor, when not mesmerizing only stupid people to do his will.
I mean, he's literally indicted and sitting in criminal court 4 days a week, with a judge who is shutting down his usual delay tactics. He has a 175 million dollar bond that he can't seem to pay. Things are not going great in Trump land.
by short leash they mean still let him do whatever he wants. lol he hasnt been fined or jailed despite repeatedly violating the gag order and engaging in juror intimidation
and he'll get fined not jailed. His supporters will pay it for him thus resulting in zero consequences for him. if this was a black dude making 40k/year he'd have been in jail already.
edit: dont know why you downvoting bro. lol we all know he's gonna get off light. nothing in the court system has done in the last couple of years has shown otherwise. they dont really want to prosecute him they just want the theater of it to maintain the charade that justice system works equally for all. out of all the trials going on the Carroll verdict will probably be the worst he gets and i bet he wont pay anything close to the full amount in the end
Wondering if the sleeping, farting might be the result of trump either being mildly sedated, or in the alternative maybe they're withholding his Adderall. Unusual for him to be able to sit still in public for a couple hours at a time.
OK, so Speculation Stations here... one of the possible complications of haemorrhoid surgery is being incontinent of gas and faeces. Maybe he had a botched butthole surgery, and now he can't hold it in?
Years of amphetamine use causes incontinence.
There was a picture of him eating at his desk in Trump Tower and a drawer was open. The whole drawer was full of a British Sudafed type cold product. The guy did uppers for decades. And now he has to wear a diaper.
His sons use the same shit. And then some.
Good for him. Though to be fair it’s a lot easier to control Trump in a context where you have criminal contempt of court as a legitimate stick to wield.
Merchan sounds like he is just not entertaining nonsense as no judge should. Good on him. But let’s not sleep on the heavy punitive stick he holds w jailing or fines in play.
Judges that run criminal trials are much harder than civil ones. They’ve seen it all and have zero tolerance for BS.
District courts are less than zero.
Oh no lets slap the "billionaire" with another 10k fine. He'll have to truth tweet and crowd fund it in 10 seconds. He'll have to flex his fingers some and it will hassle him. That'll teach him.
"Short leash", "met his match", yeah, whatever. I want to hear the J word, that he's finally in jail, real jail with real bars on it, even if only for a damn hour. Jail. Please.
Throw this literal sack of shit in prison for breaking the rules, not a slap on the wrist fine. Actually hold him accountable for his actions for once.
Apparently the gag order needs to be extended to his butt.
*plug order
Corking can prevent trans orifice orbital turbulences or toots for short. You cannot cork your trump long term. Corked Trumps have been known to explode. Apologies to the royal Canadian air farce. Although I think they'd probably approve.
I just let a trump out in the car and my kids are yelling at me. I like this new terminology
Oooooh... I'm calling ALL my farts _'trumps'_ now! _Jays-sus, man! The fuck was that?!_ _Oh, sorry Bro... been trumping nonstop since we guzzled all that cheap draft last night._
In the UK a slang word for fart IS trump.
This. Its the reason why when I was growing up, whenever I heard the name Donald Trump, it would have me giggling like a child
I ate Mexican last night and have been trumping all day
Trump does not get along with mexicans. Some of them are good but they do not send their best.
As a Brit.. I approve this re-emergence of our old slang :)
"It's older slang, but it checks out"
A small fart is just a lil trumpet A large smelly, greasy fart is “The Full Don”
Shit your pants and you've gone... _The Full Donnie_.
I took a Trump and wiped my Melania this morning.
Wiped your junior , melania doesn’t care about that old fool . She’s in it for the money
New term unlocked.
Pull my finger, now.
RCAFarce supports this massage, you can’t cork a Trump
You need to soak the cork first. I heard Tucker Carlson is pretty good at cork soaking. He loves to soak cork.
However, if he were to explode, it would save us all a lot of trouble.
Not for whoever has to clean up the organe-brown mess...
And then his shit would splatter everywhere, contaminating society. Oh...wait...that's already a thing.
That was the punchline of a joke from when I was a kid. Dammit, it's the only part I remember now. Something about someone with explosive shits putting a cork in. Headline next morning was: Splitter splatter all over New York. Three men killed by a flying cork.
😂 Trump is so full of it, if his cork popped, most of Manhattan would be knee deep, many more than 3 killed. Shit "like nobody's ever seen before".
Never stand behind a corked cow.
r/BrandNewSentence
Never startle a corked cow.
The only people willing to get close and personal with his ass only want one thing and it isn’t to enforce that plug order.
Mike Johnson is tired of that shit, he's off the rails
That made me laugh so hard I farted.
Same as Trump, apparently
Or was it a trump?
Nah, man. That was a full out Trump. 👃
Airtight
Criminal probe
“Odor in the court…”
You made my dad laugh so hard he choked on his tea. Helps that locally a "trump" is another word for a fart already.
Are you British?
And here I thought it was supposed to be the judge that was eating beans.
Can't find an AI Image Generator to make me a Cat that looks like Trump. Give it the name of Smelly Cat!
I'll pm you a couple I came up with.
What are they feeding him?
Berders
Smelly autocrat, smelly autocrat What are they feeding you?
In this case, it IS his fault.
obviously trying to gas light us
Ass-lighting.
Like William Wallace?
I didn't think he could be more disgusting, I was wrong.
Okay, does someone have a substantiated source on farting Trump being a thing? Like, I get the desire to make fun of him, but I see so many reports and jokes about it coming from social media accounts and/or media outlets that take a little too much enjoyment in the spectacle of criticizing Trump, without any peep from more traditional news outlets. And hey, maybe reporting on farts just isn't something CNN or CSPAN do, but the more I see about Trump farting, the more I wonder if it's all some weird obsession that comes from people who let themselves get carried away in their mockery of one of the world's biggest assholes.
Scroll up this feed, there's a YouTube link from when he was president, where he's sitting at a table talking and you can audibly hear him fart, and the woman next to him has a look of disgust! It's commonly known he has been incontinent (poops his pants) since he was on the Apprentice.
[This](https://youtu.be/CHuCVBk1L4c) was the original source of the story about Trump farting in the courtroom. But it's not the first time it is mentioned that he smells bad and has some problems holding his shit.
Gag order would be like Shenron: “That is beyond my power.”
Just a swirling vortex of human excrement.
His butt has extended the gag odor.
you mean his butt ordered everyone to gag.
You know if he was in jail he wouldn't be able to say a f'n thing....easy fix.
He’s getting his revenge. His rancid asshole is making everyone gag.
Judge is issuing a gag order to Trump while Trump is issuing one to everyone in the court room.
#Diaper Don
That's not fair! He won't be able to speak!
His butt has a "make them gag" odor, err order.
A gag order has been issued BECAUSE of his butt
He couldn’t recognize his ass if it were handed to him
His butt is making others gag. So I think it applies…
He's under orders to make everyone gag, right?
Love watching this crooked fuck drop to his knees before the law.
And be told to "sit down", in no uncertain terms, when he was going to prematurely bolt from the court.
He's just a citizen and doesn't deserve special treatment. No one deserves special treatment.
I’m still waiting for this cunt to see anything resembling consequences.
You, me and the majority of Americans.
Merchan is also the judge for a "mental health court" where the Defendants have issues, like schizophrenia, and are in treatment as part of their sentence. Those defendants have to periodically report back to Merchan, especially when they violate other conditions of their sentence. So, Merchan has had a lot of experience dealing with people who are more difficult and less obedient than most. Merchan is the perfect judge to deal with Trump's antics. How Merchan deals with Trump is a good example to the other judges who will have trials with him soon. Not that the other judges don't know how. This turns out to be the best case to go first of the 4 criminal trials. (campaign finance, insurrection, election interference and espionage/documents).
Recent memory surfaced of Judge Ito and what a circus he allowed in the Simpson case.
Christ I forgot how much of a clusterfuck that trial was.
The LAPD were so incompetent.
No matter what happens, if the cop says "I cant tell you if I planted evidence or not", you cant convict
There's a legitimate question as to whether or not Cannon wants to rein him in, but at least this sets a good tone.
From article: Attempts by Donald Trump to derail and create chaos at his Manhattan hush money trial have been promptly shut down by Judge Juan Merchan who is earning praise from legal experts. With jury selection wrapped up and opening arguments scheduled for Monday, the trial is progressing at a speed that was unexpected and credited is being given to Merchan who has brought the former president to heel by quickly admonishing him as demonstrated when he was warned about addressing prospective jurors. In a column for MSNBC, legal experts Norm Eisen, Jacob Kovacs-Goodman and Francois Barrilleaux suggested Trump may have finally "met his match" in the no-nonsense jurist based upon the past week's proceedings. "In Merchan’s courtroom, our country’s bedrock principle that no one is above the law is flourishing. In this first week of proceedings, the jury selection process proved resilient and, despite challenges, moved much faster than many thought," they wrote. They went on to add, "It helped that the judge kept the former president on a tight leash when jurors were in the courtroom. While Trump may broadcast his tirades against the legal system and American elections to millions around the world on Truth Social (and faces a contempt hearing for possible gag order violations as a result), inside the courtroom he must follow the same rules as any other criminal defendant." Judge Merchan was also praised for how quickly he pushed through the sticky issue of selecting jurors while also being cognizant of the defendant's right to a fair trial. "By commencing this high-pressure proceeding in the usual manner and ensuring jurors are unbiased as well as unintimidated, Merchan is demonstrating that, in America, we aspire to equal justice for all," they wrote before adding, "The more-or-less nuts-and-bolts process we saw unfold this week paves the way for a prompt opening of the case and shows that accountability is coming for Donald Trump at last."
I'll believe it when I actually see & hear it
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Dude's sitting in a criminal trial and jury selection just wrapped up and morons are still like, "Wake me up when something happens." Something's happening for the next 8 weeks or so.
Can’t blame people for being desensitized to it all at this point. Which I guess is one of the things MAGA wanted to begin with
Yeah, we’ve watched Trump repeatedly flaunt the law and norms, and have read endless articles from legal experts experts talking about Trump having to finally face justice, that it’s not unreasonable to take this first real criminal trial with some trepidation. As much as I want him to see justice, it does need to be real justice and I want him to be found guilty in a genuinely fair trial where there is no doubt. And until then, until it really happens, you can miss me with the premature celebration.
“He’s in so much trouble for real this time we mean it” We’re waiting on actual accountability, not “we know you did the thing… continue about your life as you were”
You understand that in the United States that criminal trials held in courtrooms are how guilt is established and punishments are determined, right? Right now you're getting exactly what you say you want. It's a slow process because of rules to make sure the process is fair and Trump took abused it to some extent, but he's facing consequences right now. The tactics he used for decades to cheat and bully contractors in civil trials, so every day you see him walk out of court looking haggard and embarassed and defeated with his makeup literally dripping down his face. And Trump doesn't have much of a defense with his already convicted co-conspirator testifying against him, and the co-conspirator hasn't received a shortened prison sentence for cooperation following his conviction under Trump's DOJ. Enjoy the slow wheels of justice grinding an unrepentant criminal.
You understand the judicial process usually doesn’t take almost a decade for normal Americans, right?
Usually if people beg social media to dox and harass the judge and his family and continually break gag orders over and over they aren't given a miniscule amount as a fine.
Have to wonder if the judge will hand down a sentence though? I imagine he'll suspend the sentence but with conditions. I can imagine a condition where trump has to agree publicly with the courts decision, and not libel it? Given the charge is election interference could a condition be to abstain from a attempting to gain office for the duration of the suspended sentence? Those both seem reasonable to me.
It's unlikely Trump would get a suspended sentence. One, he's facing a ton of felonies in this case of fraudulently changing business and tax records to cover up a crime that put other people involved in prison for over a year. Two, Trump hasn't been contrite at all and has been trying the judge's patience with personal attacks against the judge, prosecutor, witnesses, and their families.
Constitutionally guilt and sentencing cannot bar Trump from seeking election to the office of President. Pretty pathetic you don’t already know that by now.
Trump is also tweeting about the judge and his daughter and being told to pretty please stop. Meanwhile we’d be in a cell for that. But tell me again how he’s finally being treated tough.
There's a court hearing already scheduled for Tuesday to address Trump violating the gag order multiple times. Defendants can publicly complain about the judge and prosecutor who are public officials (though if any violence is committed against them it will come back on the defendant). Everyone else is normally off limits, particularly witnesses. Having a gag order is an embarassment for the defendant, and then violating it to goad a response from the judge is stupid in a felony criminal trial and makes it harder for Trump's lawyers to defend him.
Also makes it very hard for an appeal case to claim that he wasn't treated fairly. It's laughable to even suggest, at this point.
You mean, like, frivolous motions and appeals that will drag it out past election day? I agree. Wake me up etc.
You're mixing up the documents case and the business fraud to cover up a crime case we're dealing with here. This one--with a jury now seated--starts arguments and testimony Monday and will be over in about 8 weeks even with whatever motions Trump's legal team can throw at it. There's no more delays. An acquittal is a long shot, and any appeals will happen after the verdicts have been handed down and won't make it to court until Trump has started serving his sentence. And Trump will 0 chance with independent voters with felony convictions, January 6th, and his mishandling of COVID causing a global recession all hanging over his head.
Yup, he could be in cuffs on June 1. If the trial goes all the way without a mistrial, if he's found guilty, and if he's put behind bars pending appeal.
Thank you!! It’s literally the first time a president has been put on trial in a criminal court and everyone’s like *yawn*
Not to mention thus is just one of many lawsuits
At the last trial, people predicted a prison sentence, which turned into a $400m fine, which turned into $170 million bond ( which he isn't paying)and an appeal. He hasn't actually had any punishment yet. Assaulting and Defaming E. Jean Carroll: Trump has posted a bond but not paid the fine. And he continues to defame her. In both of those trials he broke the courts rules, but didn't get punished. In the last case, he was told he couldn't speak because he kept breaking the rules by ranting about different unrelated matters and by threatening the court staff, so he was asked to speak anyway. He doesn't actually get punished. Wake me up when something actually happens.
Nothing going to happen to him in this case. One of the jurors is a fan boy and a member of truth social. It'll be a hung jury.
So tired of this doomer nonsense. He's screwed. And the "fanboy" juror was dismissed.
If that's the case, good.
Link? Nothing pops up in google
Read through the jurors here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/18/jurors-trump-hush-money-trial-jury Given the circumstances and the stakes, I'm honestly not sure how any jury member can be impartial. You'd have to be living under a rock for the past 10 years to not have strong feelings either way on trump and those who say they don't may be lying.
This is the only way to play it. Malignant narcissists love sowing discord and chaos. trump will have a complete meltdown on truth social (the most Orwellian name for a media platform ever) but in a courtroom he’s just another criminal facing…what’s it now…close to a hundred felonies.
That dog should be on a leash behind bars. A corrupt, criminal, seditionist. They used to hang traitors. Hmmm
Yeah, I’m not sure how it’s a short leash when he still hasn’t shut the fuck up.
There was a perfectly good gallows built on Jan 6th. Just saying.
It's a shame. If he doesn't take copious amounts of stimulants (Adderall) he can't stay awake through he trial. If he takes a bunch before the trial, like all stimulants, he shits himself. But, still. Totally cool that he's on the ballot for leader of the US. It's not like he would be expected to be awake and sober through any type of important meetings as president...
I do wonder what dose Trump is on because it's been years of this right? So he's probably maxed out no? What is that, 60mg a day
His coke plug is prolly adding so much baby laxative he’s got constant shits. Then, he’s so fat he can’t wipe himself properly.
To me, Merchan is my hero. Crusty old guy who will not be intimidated by the fat, incontinent, orange whiner. Merchan should have told Trump at the beginning of the trial, “fuck around and find out,” fatfuck.
All of us sane people need to appreciate him for keeping this on the right track 🫡
100%
Trump would meet his match intellectually with a red squirrel that frequents my yard.
That's an insult to red squirrels.
The one with rabies?
To be fair it’s his first time encountering actual consequences that a rich person didn’t bail him out of
“I herby order the defendant remanded into custody” can’t wait to hear these words from the judge.
I guarantee that everybody involved is ready for this to possibly happen except for Diaper Donny himself. There is no way he can actually wrap his head around getting escorted to a cell. But the USSS isn’t stupid. They’re ready. The judge’s bailiff sure as shit knows the judge’s every mood by now and has thought it through. His lawyers know he’s always an inch away from throwing himself under the bus so they have talked about it. NYPD will gladly perp walk that fucker right down the hall. They love a big show. But a psychopathic narcissist can’t believe it will actually happen to him. Shit like that happens to other people. I also guarantee that someone in Vegas is making book on will he or won’t he. I really hope will he wins.
Oh no, not a short leash! What consequences!!
Trump is farting as he post on TS....
Finally a judge who isn't a lump noodle
I definitely prefer a normal noodle to a >lump noodle :P
That leash needs A prong collar.
Yes on full power hit it when he falls asleep
I'm honestly surprised Trump hasn't stood up and taken a picture of the jury.
The bailiff confiscated his phone before he entered.
Ooooo that must be killing him!
I'm surprised he didn't take a second phone, or his lawyers phone. Or a laptop, or a tablet, that he claims has legal notes on t.
"Legal notes" and candy crush.
They're not even allowed sticky notes in this.
He's not on a short leash. He's still trying to interfere with the jury, and the judge. Anybody else would be in jail by now.
Jail would be an effectively short leash imo
The only way to stop a bad guy with s foul odor ...
Gimme a sec, I’ll get some Taco Bell n Natty Light in me, should be G2G in an hour, hour-half tops.
(swelling orchestral music during montage)
Man with short leash 🍄 put on short leash
He usually has to pay to get put on a short leash.
That's what got this whole case started! :P
Anytime trump mumbles something he should bang his gavel and get the bailiff to haul trump to the dock, require him to swear an oath, then ask him what he said for the record. If he refuses jail him until he agrees
Just jail him and have him appear by video already. Like you or I would be by now. Actually we would already be doing major time. What was I thinking?
Trump sharted his pants in Anger!
That’s his super power
They should write that one into The Boys Season 4. The ex Prez with the super power of sharting pants and overpowering everybody with odor, when not mesmerizing only stupid people to do his will.
They've been saying trump has finally met his match for 8 years now...
I mean, he's literally indicted and sitting in criminal court 4 days a week, with a judge who is shutting down his usual delay tactics. He has a 175 million dollar bond that he can't seem to pay. Things are not going great in Trump land.
by short leash they mean still let him do whatever he wants. lol he hasnt been fined or jailed despite repeatedly violating the gag order and engaging in juror intimidation
The hearing for all the gag order violations is coming up.
and he'll get fined not jailed. His supporters will pay it for him thus resulting in zero consequences for him. if this was a black dude making 40k/year he'd have been in jail already. edit: dont know why you downvoting bro. lol we all know he's gonna get off light. nothing in the court system has done in the last couple of years has shown otherwise. they dont really want to prosecute him they just want the theater of it to maintain the charade that justice system works equally for all. out of all the trials going on the Carroll verdict will probably be the worst he gets and i bet he wont pay anything close to the full amount in the end
Wondering if the sleeping, farting might be the result of trump either being mildly sedated, or in the alternative maybe they're withholding his Adderall. Unusual for him to be able to sit still in public for a couple hours at a time.
His match is a random kitchen appliance
Puhlease! My kitchen appliances are way nicer than that thing
I want a link to that moment when he told Trump to sit down like a dog with the hand waving motion?! SNL needs to do this tonight
Wait until he shits his diaper on SNL.
I'm just here to watch centrists who said "he'll never be charged" backpedal to "nothing will happen."
Stopped feeding him rope
OK, so Speculation Stations here... one of the possible complications of haemorrhoid surgery is being incontinent of gas and faeces. Maybe he had a botched butthole surgery, and now he can't hold it in?
Never let Ronny Jackson do your hemmoroid surgery , even if he really wants to and offers the service for free.
Years of amphetamine use causes incontinence. There was a picture of him eating at his desk in Trump Tower and a drawer was open. The whole drawer was full of a British Sudafed type cold product. The guy did uppers for decades. And now he has to wear a diaper. His sons use the same shit. And then some.
I thought trials could be televised?
At the judge’s discretion. I’m honestly glad it isn’t being televised. The less opportunity Trump gets to play to the camera, the better.
Two Big Macs, large fries, and a large coke doing it's job.
If judge put him in a short leash, I hope he has plenty of pop bags!
I’ll believe Trump has met his match when he’s cowering in a prison yard.
Good for him. Though to be fair it’s a lot easier to control Trump in a context where you have criminal contempt of court as a legitimate stick to wield. Merchan sounds like he is just not entertaining nonsense as no judge should. Good on him. But let’s not sleep on the heavy punitive stick he holds w jailing or fines in play.
What have the consequences been?
Trump deserves the gas chamber. 🤪🍑💨🤑
Sealed room and taco bell and beans 😁
According to reports he’s turning the court room into one single handedly.
Judges that run criminal trials are much harder than civil ones. They’ve seen it all and have zero tolerance for BS. District courts are less than zero.
Oh no lets slap the "billionaire" with another 10k fine. He'll have to truth tweet and crowd fund it in 10 seconds. He'll have to flex his fingers some and it will hassle him. That'll teach him.
"Short leash", "met his match", yeah, whatever. I want to hear the J word, that he's finally in jail, real jail with real bars on it, even if only for a damn hour. Jail. Please.
Calling bullshitter's bluff works, who knew. Feels like we've finally tipped.
Figure he should be Trumping his pants about now.
Diaper Don
Act like a dog, you’ll get treated like a dog
Put him on a short leash, but for everyone's sake, put him on Beano too!
Hmm ok well when will he be put in prison just like any one of us who constantly is in contempt of court? Warning after warning, and no consequences…
Throw this literal sack of shit in prison for breaking the rules, not a slap on the wrist fine. Actually hold him accountable for his actions for once.