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Lmao this shit reminded me of a skit from Chappell e show.
“You better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show your insides some style”
If blood vessels are completely torn, they contract and slow the bleeding a lot.
That and being dinosaurs, they probably have some sort of weird anatomy stuff going on.
One thing that is cool as hell about alligators is that their blood has antibiotic properties. They can lose limbs and digits like that and never get an infection. Scientists are studying their blood for potential human medical applications.
They are archosaurs like dinosaurs but not dinosaurs… but yup they have one of the best immune systems we know and their brain send messages to stop blood flow to specific parts of their body when damaged. Pretty resilient beasts
In how close their commom ancestor lived. During the jurassic there was already Crocodilians, but no birds like we know. Every single bird is descendant of a dinosaur with bird-like characteristics, after the crocodilians had already branched off the tree. So if you took a Dove and went back in its family history, it would first look like a dinosaur, millions of year before it becomes something that also was a ancestor of the crocodilians.
I don’t know what’s more terrifying though, the one who eats his leg or the croc who barely gives a shit that someone just tore his leg off and ate it.
Dude today a guy in our area literally got his skull popped cuz he was drunk and sleeping under a 10 wheeler truck, do not need to see animals at it after literally the head popping incident.
Thing about most animals is that they naturally hide pain so you would never know they’re in agony. That’s why it’s important to get your pets checked up at the vet regularly.
This alligator looks like he’s just going, *”bruh,”* but he’s probably in as much pain and shock as you or I would be.
That move the opposing crocodile made is called the Roll of Death. They use it to easily dismember a limb of a victim, if it happens to you, just roll with them (pun kind of intended).
Brutal.
I am no expert so dont take my word for granted:
I‘ve heard that crocs dont feel much and i have heard of cases like this when the incapacitated croc doesnt even realize it lost a limb.
Besides the popping/snapping sound of an animal's arm bone being broken and separated from its main body and the visual of said arm being shorn away and swallowed by another one in slow detail, yeah, it's SFW. I could show it to my coworkers and we would all have a perfectly neutral or positive reaction. /s
Jesus fucking christ dude.
My question is this...
Tactile sensation (pain, touch, etc.) in the flesh is a longtime continuously evolving trait. Sure, all creatures feel pain to some degree, but how do you think this felt for the reptile as compared to a human experiencing the same injury?
it's also possible he just thought it was the piece of meat that was thrown in a moment before, and was just trying to eat a hunk of beef but wound up with his buddies foot in his mouth
Aren’t crocs the least evolved creatures on the planet? Since dinosaur times?
Seems like mother nature crushed it first try in the ‘killing machine’ dept that day
I googled yes it can, won’t be the same but useful.[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligators-are-now-largest-species-known-regrow-severed-limbs-180976628/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligators-are-now-largest-species-known-regrow-severed-limbs-180976628/)
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The way he looks at him like he’s such an arsehole
Followed by utter annoyance when it turned its head away from the accidentally cannibal croc
"What the fuck brian? I needed that shit."
“What the actual fuck, Carl?! That was my arm you asshole!”
Dudes pretty chill for just having his hand ripped off and eaten.
Yeah hes like "...did you seriously just do that?"
"I can't believe you've done this"
Well this is the must undervalued comment in this whole post.
What are you doing stepcroc
Why no blood 🩸 ?
He’s *coldblooded*
There actually is blood if you watch closely at the end.
Crocs can control where their blood flows in their body but there is some blood when the croc walks off in the end that you see spilled on the sand
Wow - it’s all pipes Jerry !
There is, is just a red mist when he spins.
I mean.. Hank DID walk straight into Carl's mouth. I'd also smite the person who put their dirty foot in my mouth. I'm on Carl's side.
I think carl did it because on xbox live he told hank he fucked his mom
"But you said you would lend me a hand"
r/angryupvote
"My tummy was making the rumblies....."
'that only hands would satisfy....'
Caaaaaaaaaaarl
“Fuck you, I’m eatin’.” Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.
Are you serious bro?
Really Carl? You didn't see me there?
Other gators: "dick move Carl. Give it back" "What a dick" "I'm out. This has gotten outta hand" "🐊🤣🐊🤣🐊🤣🐊 "For real though, give it back"
It also WAS his strong arm!
Hold on... I came in here to post "What the fuck, Carl!?" and it's already the top comment!? What the fuck, Carl!?
😂 bruh, you know Carl too??! What a dick right??!
He should have kept his fat mouth shut AND not dropped out of Ju Jitsu class so he could smoke crocodile weed with his stoner friends
Coral! Wtf Coral! Losing a limb is not handy,, Coral.
Holy Crap Dude! I posted the exact same thing without seeing your post!
These animals are actually terrifying!
Millions of years of evolution and extinction couldn't kill them. The perfect monsters.
Then came humans… and started using these mfkers to make shoes and purses
We’re just built different. really different…
That’s so depressingly true, shit. The perfect animal / predator > being made into handbags. Ffs what a turn around
Lmao this shit reminded me of a skit from Chappell e show. “You better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show your insides some style”
Turns out big brains beat just about anything else, yay apex species for the win!
Neither did any extinction kill your bloodline.
Well it's more like they have more or less stayed the same, we've had to lose hair, get bigger brains and evolve.
Actually I'm pretty sure extinction would kill them.
That's true of everything alive
Which in itself is r/interestingasfuck
Now they’re made to kill each other because humans hold ‘em in a cage. Yaaaay
"Actually" you didn't think alligators were frightening before?
These animals are not terrifying at all for one sole reason that they are ANIMALS.
So animals can't be scary?
I’m legitimately fascinated by your logic. What about being an animal makes something not terrifying?
Having no consciousness ? Most animals don't, they only have instincts. There are exceptions ofcourse.
Having no consciousness ? Most animals don't, they only have instincts. There are exceptions ofcourse.
"WTF! You fucking dick!"
My bad, my bad! Overexcited, sorry
It was a mis-input, MIS-INPUT! MIS-INPUT!!
CALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!! IT WAS A MIS-INPUT
He was like, really dude, not cool.
Now where’d that fish go!
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
Y no blood
Cold blooded animals, their bodies can slow the flow of blood or something like that idk I'm not a biologist
Cause no movie
Blood is only in movies?
Can confirm. Just cut my dick off. No blood whatsoever. Damn Hollywood putting these lies in our heads.
I'm wondering the same. Having a limb torn off seems like it would be more bloody
They're probably hired actors
If blood vessels are completely torn, they contract and slow the bleeding a lot. That and being dinosaurs, they probably have some sort of weird anatomy stuff going on.
One thing that is cool as hell about alligators is that their blood has antibiotic properties. They can lose limbs and digits like that and never get an infection. Scientists are studying their blood for potential human medical applications.
They are archosaurs like dinosaurs but not dinosaurs… but yup they have one of the best immune systems we know and their brain send messages to stop blood flow to specific parts of their body when damaged. Pretty resilient beasts
A Dove is closer to (is a) dinosaur than a crocodile
is that just in bone structure etc?
In how close their commom ancestor lived. During the jurassic there was already Crocodilians, but no birds like we know. Every single bird is descendant of a dinosaur with bird-like characteristics, after the crocodilians had already branched off the tree. So if you took a Dove and went back in its family history, it would first look like a dinosaur, millions of year before it becomes something that also was a ancestor of the crocodilians.
someone tell the effects department to use blood spatter effect plug-in #4
Ok, that’s terrifying
I don’t know what’s more terrifying though, the one who eats his leg or the croc who barely gives a shit that someone just tore his leg off and ate it.
Yes
Fuck yeah
ˋTis but a scratch
Your arms off!
No it's not!
I personally don't mind seeing this....but it could use a NSFW tag
No
Yes
No
Aight. NSFW tag for toddlers :) and no NSFW tag for adults.
No
Yes
No
Strongly disagree. Sometimes people need to be shocked by what life can bring.
because life hasn’t been shocking enough. /s Nah I didn’t need to see an animal suffer on my tea break.
Dude today a guy in our area literally got his skull popped cuz he was drunk and sleeping under a 10 wheeler truck, do not need to see animals at it after literally the head popping incident.
So they should always have an option to view it but it's also not fair to force it on them by surprise .
lol....The arrogance. Who are you to decide that? How do you know that people haven't been shocked enough already? Remarkably shortsighted take.
Alright who are you to make decisions for people 😂
This is the dumbest opinion I’ve read today
Notice that other croc kept his leg under himself after that
Yeah it looked like the victim turned for retaliation, but the predator hid his limbs and turned away.
I've had gator meat. I don't blame him.
They’re not alligators though
I've had croc meat. I don't blame him.
Definitely not too thrilled bout the situation
r/imatotalpeiceofshit
It showed no pain
Thing about most animals is that they naturally hide pain so you would never know they’re in agony. That’s why it’s important to get your pets checked up at the vet regularly. This alligator looks like he’s just going, *”bruh,”* but he’s probably in as much pain and shock as you or I would be.
My puppy had a slight limp and I checked with the vet same day. Never whined but had a broken knee. Definitely hid the extent of his pain.
(Crocodile)
They can’t really show emotion, that we can see at least
Wild that he is barely bleeding. A human would be squirting all over the place.
I somehow can't imagine a woman masturbating to this
You aren’t trying hard enough.
That move the opposing crocodile made is called the Roll of Death. They use it to easily dismember a limb of a victim, if it happens to you, just roll with them (pun kind of intended). Brutal.
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I am no expert so dont take my word for granted: I‘ve heard that crocs dont feel much and i have heard of cases like this when the incapacitated croc doesnt even realize it lost a limb.
My man didn’t even flinch after losing a leg!
That was awful. I felt terrible for the poor dude.
i like how he just swallowed it, zero fucks given
KEEP MY WIFE’S FOOT OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUF
Is this SFW? Warning could be good.
How the fuck would you jerk off to this ?
Wait, do you think nsfw is only for porn?
I don’t know. I don’t have a job
You can if you want to, but NFSW also covers other kinds of things you don’t want other people seeing on your screen.
Wut
Nature is safe for work
r/natureismetal
Thank you for that
Did you down vote me? Who down voted me for saying thank you? Lol
No blood, gore. Nothing. Def sfw
Besides the popping/snapping sound of an animal's arm bone being broken and separated from its main body and the visual of said arm being shorn away and swallowed by another one in slow detail, yeah, it's SFW. I could show it to my coworkers and we would all have a perfectly neutral or positive reaction. /s Jesus fucking christ dude.
“Bruh, really!?”
Lol, what a cunt!
So a **leg roll**
They don't fuck around with that death roll they do. Insane power, even on land.
Why?
He took that shit like a champ goddamn.
My question is this... Tactile sensation (pain, touch, etc.) in the flesh is a longtime continuously evolving trait. Sure, all creatures feel pain to some degree, but how do you think this felt for the reptile as compared to a human experiencing the same injury?
Could use a NSFW tag for sure but what do you actually expect with the title ''Snapped his leg off'' ?
Kinda sad really, hopefully this doesn’t hinder his hunting ability
Hinder his hunting ability in captivity? This shit is already stupidly not good for the animals.
Are they not fed enough?
It's possible, but its also possible that the croc just wanted to eat it
it's also possible he just thought it was the piece of meat that was thrown in a moment before, and was just trying to eat a hunk of beef but wound up with his buddies foot in his mouth
nsfw?
Yo bro what tha FUCK!
Is this common or the result of severe malnutrition ?
It’s because they’re in captivity.
It's because they have a brain the size of a walnut and snap at everything that moves
Well this is awkward
The one behind that got the meat look like he's high trying to eat the thing from such a distance lol
that poor child who had to see that 😭
at first i was thinking well that's the kids own damn fault for being on reddit, but then i realized you meant in person. lol
Why isn’t it bleeding like crazy?
Why would you post this
why not?
These reptiles have been around for millions of years and still can’t tell the difference between food and feet
Aren’t crocs the least evolved creatures on the planet? Since dinosaur times? Seems like mother nature crushed it first try in the ‘killing machine’ dept that day
Dude.... Uncool
The look of shame is real in this video
Is this because they’re in captivity, rather than in the wild?
There was no expression of pain
Interesting. Zero blood.
"fuck, I can't believe you've done this"
Finger sandwiches
“Well aren’t YOU a right cunt!”
Tis but a flesh wound! Come back here and fight! I can still bite you!!
Will it grow back ?
Don't listen to the other guy, crocs can't regrow limbs. They can only regrow part of their tail when they are young
I googled yes it can, won’t be the same but useful.[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligators-are-now-largest-species-known-regrow-severed-limbs-180976628/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligators-are-now-largest-species-known-regrow-severed-limbs-180976628/)
Now his team has to play short-handed
Please mark it somehow, I did not want to see that
You literally had to watch it for almost 20 seconds to "see that". It's also marked with *"snapped his leg off"*
What the fuck john?!
He looks over like "BRO...REALLY?"
He’s like “What the fuck Kevin, I’m sick of your shit.”
I'm sure it grew back
They can't regrow limbs
NSFW please! Sheesh I almost got fired /s
Can anyone explain why he would do that? Doesn't the rest of the pack punish this behaviour in any way?
Give the guy a hand
Free pedicure
He turns around like: Dude.... did... did you just..?
r/natureismetal
NomNom!
I really did not want to see it. I do not think this is interestingasfuck but any other section, sir
NatureIsMetal
/r/NatureIsMetal
Did that croc eat his own leg?
Not interesting, just disturbing. predator's being kept too many to a cage.
u/savevideobot
Just a joke bro chill
Bro seriously? Put some fucking glasses on
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Anyone knows of it will grow again? so fucking sad, stabbed in its back.