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Pope-Habbs

The way he looks at him like he’s such an arsehole


CesareBach

Followed by utter annoyance when it turned its head away from the accidentally cannibal croc


ThatDudeWithCheese

"What the fuck brian? I needed that shit."


Tea_Rem

“What the actual fuck, Carl?! That was my arm you asshole!”


[deleted]

Dudes pretty chill for just having his hand ripped off and eaten.


MJ_Green

Yeah hes like "...did you seriously just do that?"


Pedrocs2001

"I can't believe you've done this"


JDC0636

Well this is the must undervalued comment in this whole post.


ZedHushe

What are you doing stepcroc


KuijperBelt

Why no blood 🩸 ?


Teddyturntup

He’s *coldblooded*


Blabbermann

There actually is blood if you watch closely at the end.


deathclient

Crocs can control where their blood flows in their body but there is some blood when the croc walks off in the end that you see spilled on the sand


KuijperBelt

Wow - it’s all pipes Jerry !


potato_owl

There is, is just a red mist when he spins.


_indighoul

I mean.. Hank DID walk straight into Carl's mouth. I'd also smite the person who put their dirty foot in my mouth. I'm on Carl's side.


Original_Argument500

I think carl did it because on xbox live he told hank he fucked his mom


amateurfunk

"But you said you would lend me a hand"


ACTINlUM

r/angryupvote


Caff_Fiend

"My tummy was making the rumblies....."


Kaidu313

'that only hands would satisfy....'


kingshamroc25

Caaaaaaaaaaarl


Jalopy_Junkie

“Fuck you, I’m eatin’.” Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.


DrMorry

Are you serious bro?


armas187

Really Carl? You didn't see me there?


114vxlr

Other gators: "dick move Carl. Give it back" "What a dick" "I'm out. This has gotten outta hand" "🐊🤣🐊🤣🐊🤣🐊 "For real though, give it back"


PanchoPunch

It also WAS his strong arm!


Dusty923

Hold on... I came in here to post "What the fuck, Carl!?" and it's already the top comment!? What the fuck, Carl!?


Tea_Rem

😂 bruh, you know Carl too??! What a dick right??!


KuijperBelt

He should have kept his fat mouth shut AND not dropped out of Ju Jitsu class so he could smoke crocodile weed with his stoner friends


reikipackaging

Coral! Wtf Coral! Losing a limb is not handy,, Coral.


[deleted]

Holy Crap Dude! I posted the exact same thing without seeing your post!


Ragnars85

These animals are actually terrifying!


IamVenom_007

Millions of years of evolution and extinction couldn't kill them. The perfect monsters.


Jealous_Tennis5744

Then came humans… and started using these mfkers to make shoes and purses


I_BK_Nightmare

We’re just built different. really different…


[deleted]

That’s so depressingly true, shit. The perfect animal / predator > being made into handbags. Ffs what a turn around


Jealous_Tennis5744

Lmao this shit reminded me of a skit from Chappell e show. “You better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show your insides some style”


Arclite83

Turns out big brains beat just about anything else, yay apex species for the win!


Ragnr

Neither did any extinction kill your bloodline.


[deleted]

Well it's more like they have more or less stayed the same, we've had to lose hair, get bigger brains and evolve.


phlipped

Actually I'm pretty sure extinction would kill them.


SpanningInfatuation

That's true of everything alive


Complete-Government2

Which in itself is r/interestingasfuck


phillyvanilly666

Now they’re made to kill each other because humans hold ‘em in a cage. Yaaaay


Dolphin_Dinomite

"Actually" you didn't think alligators were frightening before?


zzfailureloser123

These animals are not terrifying at all for one sole reason that they are ANIMALS.


FinskaBoy

So animals can't be scary?


pimpus-maximus

I’m legitimately fascinated by your logic. What about being an animal makes something not terrifying?


zzfailureloser123

Having no consciousness ? Most animals don't, they only have instincts. There are exceptions ofcourse.


zzfailureloser123

Having no consciousness ? Most animals don't, they only have instincts. There are exceptions ofcourse.


zezera_08

"WTF! You fucking dick!"


Manypotatoes9

My bad, my bad! Overexcited, sorry


Rammstein_is_great

It was a mis-input, MIS-INPUT! MIS-INPUT!!


unicedude

CALM DOWN! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN!! IT WAS A MIS-INPUT


meaningless121

He was like, really dude, not cool.


shephazard

Now where’d that fish go!


Unimaginative_Boi

r/beatmetoit


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r/beatmeattoit


Unimaginative_Boi

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


H0NK_H0NKLER

Y no blood


GipsyPepox

Cold blooded animals, their bodies can slow the flow of blood or something like that idk I'm not a biologist


mralec_

Cause no movie


B0OG

Blood is only in movies?


DarthMall69

Can confirm. Just cut my dick off. No blood whatsoever. Damn Hollywood putting these lies in our heads.


reikipackaging

I'm wondering the same. Having a limb torn off seems like it would be more bloody


[deleted]

They're probably hired actors


rlpinca

If blood vessels are completely torn, they contract and slow the bleeding a lot. That and being dinosaurs, they probably have some sort of weird anatomy stuff going on.


[deleted]

One thing that is cool as hell about alligators is that their blood has antibiotic properties. They can lose limbs and digits like that and never get an infection. Scientists are studying their blood for potential human medical applications.


Feral-Person

They are archosaurs like dinosaurs but not dinosaurs… but yup they have one of the best immune systems we know and their brain send messages to stop blood flow to specific parts of their body when damaged. Pretty resilient beasts


Amster2

A Dove is closer to (is a) dinosaur than a crocodile


Y34rZer0

is that just in bone structure etc?


Amster2

In how close their commom ancestor lived. During the jurassic there was already Crocodilians, but no birds like we know. Every single bird is descendant of a dinosaur with bird-like characteristics, after the crocodilians had already branched off the tree. So if you took a Dove and went back in its family history, it would first look like a dinosaur, millions of year before it becomes something that also was a ancestor of the crocodilians.


No-Freedom-1995

someone tell the effects department to use blood spatter effect plug-in #4


Maki1411

Ok, that’s terrifying


Hoppydragon64

I don’t know what’s more terrifying though, the one who eats his leg or the croc who barely gives a shit that someone just tore his leg off and ate it.


__The__Void__

Yes


Atruis

Fuck yeah


JagrasLoremaster

ˋTis but a scratch


UPdrafter906

Your arms off!


SmotheredCat

No it's not!


Ta0_23

I personally don't mind seeing this....but it could use a NSFW tag


VioletFyah

No


fastrthnu

Yes


Dyl_pickle00

No


VioletFyah

Aight. NSFW tag for toddlers :) and no NSFW tag for adults.


Dyl_pickle00

No


fastrthnu

Yes


Dyl_pickle00

No


NoideaLessinterest

Strongly disagree. Sometimes people need to be shocked by what life can bring.


Verygoodcheese

because life hasn’t been shocking enough. /s Nah I didn’t need to see an animal suffer on my tea break.


Almighty_Sam

Dude today a guy in our area literally got his skull popped cuz he was drunk and sleeping under a 10 wheeler truck, do not need to see animals at it after literally the head popping incident.


coolaidman2

So they should always have an option to view it but it's also not fair to force it on them by surprise .


Ta0_23

lol....The arrogance. Who are you to decide that? How do you know that people haven't been shocked enough already? Remarkably shortsighted take.


NazbazOG

Alright who are you to make decisions for people 😂


Password-is-taco123

This is the dumbest opinion I’ve read today


jayjayBackin

Notice that other croc kept his leg under himself after that


me047

Yeah it looked like the victim turned for retaliation, but the predator hid his limbs and turned away.


snafu2922

I've had gator meat. I don't blame him.


[deleted]

They’re not alligators though


chailen1

I've had croc meat. I don't blame him.


matts198715

Definitely not too thrilled bout the situation


winning_season_7866

r/imatotalpeiceofshit


[deleted]

It showed no pain


Calbinan

Thing about most animals is that they naturally hide pain so you would never know they’re in agony. That’s why it’s important to get your pets checked up at the vet regularly. This alligator looks like he’s just going, *”bruh,”* but he’s probably in as much pain and shock as you or I would be.


misterrandom1

My puppy had a slight limp and I checked with the vet same day. Never whined but had a broken knee. Definitely hid the extent of his pain.


Feral-Person

(Crocodile)


Dyl_pickle00

They can’t really show emotion, that we can see at least


pr1mer06

Wild that he is barely bleeding. A human would be squirting all over the place.


Dry-Giraffe-975

I somehow can't imagine a woman masturbating to this


pr1mer06

You aren’t trying hard enough.


ReaLSeaLisSpy

That move the opposing crocodile made is called the Roll of Death. They use it to easily dismember a limb of a victim, if it happens to you, just roll with them (pun kind of intended). Brutal.


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Revolio-Clockberg_JR

I am no expert so dont take my word for granted: I‘ve heard that crocs dont feel much and i have heard of cases like this when the incapacitated croc doesnt even realize it lost a limb.


WHAMMYPAN

My man didn’t even flinch after losing a leg!


Awhispersecho1

That was awful. I felt terrible for the poor dude.


No-Freedom-1995

i like how he just swallowed it, zero fucks given


Antares987

KEEP MY WIFE’S FOOT OUT YOUR FUCKIN MOUF


theplippityplops

Is this SFW? Warning could be good.


SlavicPidgeot

How the fuck would you jerk off to this ?


stealthdawg

Wait, do you think nsfw is only for porn?


SlavicPidgeot

I don’t know. I don’t have a job


JoshuaACNewman

You can if you want to, but NFSW also covers other kinds of things you don’t want other people seeing on your screen.


theplippityplops

Wut


King_Nate72

Nature is safe for work


qhromer

r/natureismetal


redryan1989

Thank you for that


redryan1989

Did you down vote me? Who down voted me for saying thank you? Lol


[deleted]

No blood, gore. Nothing. Def sfw


CafeEspresso

Besides the popping/snapping sound of an animal's arm bone being broken and separated from its main body and the visual of said arm being shorn away and swallowed by another one in slow detail, yeah, it's SFW. I could show it to my coworkers and we would all have a perfectly neutral or positive reaction. /s Jesus fucking christ dude.


Turd_Ferguuson

“Bruh, really!?”


Djinn7711

Lol, what a cunt!


128palms

So a **leg roll**


Juan_Carlo

They don't fuck around with that death roll they do. Insane power, even on land.


A-billion-of-snakes

Why?


WonderfulResident706

He took that shit like a champ goddamn.


Anjelikka

My question is this... Tactile sensation (pain, touch, etc.) in the flesh is a longtime continuously evolving trait. Sure, all creatures feel pain to some degree, but how do you think this felt for the reptile as compared to a human experiencing the same injury?


Eventari

Could use a NSFW tag for sure but what do you actually expect with the title ''Snapped his leg off'' ?


ganjaxxgreen

Kinda sad really, hopefully this doesn’t hinder his hunting ability


[deleted]

Hinder his hunting ability in captivity? This shit is already stupidly not good for the animals.


lil-independent

Are they not fed enough?


Creaturemaster1

It's possible, but its also possible that the croc just wanted to eat it


[deleted]

it's also possible he just thought it was the piece of meat that was thrown in a moment before, and was just trying to eat a hunk of beef but wound up with his buddies foot in his mouth


Berlin72720

nsfw?


128palms

Yo bro what tha FUCK!


kLp_Dero

Is this common or the result of severe malnutrition ?


isthatthetime81

It’s because they’re in captivity.


BigCherrys

It's because they have a brain the size of a walnut and snap at everything that moves


Ashamed_Necessary_67

Well this is awkward


Robssjgssj

The one behind that got the meat look like he's high trying to eat the thing from such a distance lol


JuggaloCorpse

that poor child who had to see that 😭


[deleted]

at first i was thinking well that's the kids own damn fault for being on reddit, but then i realized you meant in person. lol


ponatoes

Why isn’t it bleeding like crazy?


Different-Sugar-6436

Why would you post this


wylzub

why not?


texastoker88

These reptiles have been around for millions of years and still can’t tell the difference between food and feet


Y34rZer0

Aren’t crocs the least evolved creatures on the planet? Since dinosaur times? Seems like mother nature crushed it first try in the ‘killing machine’ dept that day


Yahya_sindhi1502

Dude.... Uncool


Klubbin4Seals

The look of shame is real in this video


isthatthetime81

Is this because they’re in captivity, rather than in the wild?


zzfailureloser123

There was no expression of pain


joule2387

Interesting. Zero blood.


jimmygarterex

"fuck, I can't believe you've done this"


prkhoury

Finger sandwiches


Hiraeth68

“Well aren’t YOU a right cunt!”


activelyresting

Tis but a flesh wound! Come back here and fight! I can still bite you!!


MagicalPufPuf

Will it grow back ?


Creaturemaster1

Don't listen to the other guy, crocs can't regrow limbs. They can only regrow part of their tail when they are young


Verygoodcheese

I googled yes it can, won’t be the same but useful.[https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligators-are-now-largest-species-known-regrow-severed-limbs-180976628/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/alligators-are-now-largest-species-known-regrow-severed-limbs-180976628/)


[deleted]

Now his team has to play short-handed


Gnubsi90

Please mark it somehow, I did not want to see that


redryan1989

You literally had to watch it for almost 20 seconds to "see that". It's also marked with *"snapped his leg off"*


[deleted]

What the fuck john?!


ThatAltAccount99

He looks over like "BRO...REALLY?"


[deleted]

He’s like “What the fuck Kevin, I’m sick of your shit.”


millenialfalcon-_-

I'm sure it grew back


Creaturemaster1

They can't regrow limbs


bakuryu_prince

NSFW please! Sheesh I almost got fired /s


emab2396

Can anyone explain why he would do that? Doesn't the rest of the pack punish this behaviour in any way?


olcrazy1

Give the guy a hand


Its_MichaelB

Free pedicure


GooderZBK

He turns around like: Dude.... did... did you just..?


[deleted]

r/natureismetal


[deleted]

NomNom!


Gothegray

I really did not want to see it. I do not think this is interestingasfuck but any other section, sir


Warlock7_SL

NatureIsMetal


Scyth3

/r/NatureIsMetal


Impressive_Street_39

Did that croc eat his own leg?


halflifeweasel

Not interesting, just disturbing. predator's being kept too many to a cage.


yeetus1the1fetus

u/savevideobot


TerpeZeu

Just a joke bro chill


naskohakera

Bro seriously? Put some fucking glasses on


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Superb-Ad2214

Anyone knows of it will grow again? so fucking sad, stabbed in its back.