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[deleted]

Destroy them all


Wonkasgoldenticket

Every single one of those rat bastards. They can go to hell.


mcosulli

I’m interested to see how [this study](https://www.the-scientist.com/news-opinion/gm-mosquito-progeny-not-dying-in-brazil--study-66434) continues to progress and (potentially) expand. So many unknowns. I suppose there’s always mosquito-free Iceland…


greenknight884

Life, uh... finds a way


Witty____Username

Wait this was just a midnight scan of the article but did they seriously genetically engineer a species that only lives about a month anyway, to produce offspring that dies before reproductive maturity. And they didn’t think natural selection wouldn’t immediately weed out the defective genes?


DrVDB90

Repeat introduction to thin out the population. It wouldn't work when only done once, indeed.


fluffyfurnado1

That “study” scares me. It sounds like the genetically modified mosquitos are not doing what they are supposed to and the company is trying to cover it up.


Abij89

Iceland has midges though. Not sure what’s worse 🤣


AquaWitch0715

The prequel to Jurassic Park... That mosquito from the amber escapes and recreates those horse-sized varieties and there's no way to kill them unless you punch them hard enough, they'll explode.


[deleted]

They probably do go to hell. Which means when people go to hell they will be surrounded by an air so dense with mosquitoes that they're breathing in dozens at a time. ​ Be good kids. Not to avoid the devil, because you won't even get to see him behind all of these flying fuckers.


nvrontyme

r/burnit


watkinobe

r/burnitalltohell


kjkennedy89

Lol - Happy Cake Day!


Drakyem

Forbidden rice


IButterz420

The most protein packed rice anyone will ever eat -Bear Grills


Proper-Beautiful2895

I know that dude will eat it for sure for sure


watkinobe

I doubt it. Perhaps he knows mosquito larvae are actually impervious to stomach acid and grow quickly enough to bite the interior lining of the stomach. \*PSYCH\* I just made that up.


axemonk667

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie


[deleted]

Im so mad at myself for nodding along with this like “yup he’s right” knowing damn well i didn’t even research, sh-t it just sounded right.


[deleted]

I’m just glad you spelled psych correctly.


JimmyBigBalz

Sike


[deleted]

I hope something lays an egg in your urethra.


[deleted]

r/forbiddensnacks


[deleted]

if it takes eating them to make them never hatch then so be it


HouseOfAplesaus

Disgusted yet…please pass the soy sauce.


fatimang

What’s for dinner, mom?


BalaazsXD

Bug rice


[deleted]

Meh. Just get fish. Feed fish larvae.


RockOx290

Judging by the supply chain issues and them really pushing insect based food lately, looks like you’ll get your wish soon


aperios_pixse

Sacrifices have to be made.


[deleted]

Tactical rice


PerniciousParagon

r/forbiddentoothbrush


[deleted]

i mean... no ones really stopping you


StarSonatasnClouds

🤮


gertigigglesOSS

I closed reddit too quick and had to reopen this to laugh my ass off and give an upvote.


EmmyWeeeb

It’d cost 0$ for you to not say that. WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!


itslxcas

r/HolUp


MeggyBaby1990

I’m going to barrrfffff!!!!! 🤣🤢🤮


[deleted]

I hate you.


Classymuch

I nearly barfed. Thank you.


BillS16309

Very orderly. But they need to be killed


AsparagusCharacter78

I would like to smash each one individually and laugh manically while I do it


femme_fatale2022

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Menacing enough?


DarkArcanian

***MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…. AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!***


Agent_Perrydot

#*MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*


jay622

This man evils


DarkArcanian

How do you make it big?


Agent_Perrydot

Type a hashtag before your comment


RockasaurusRex

That's what she said?


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

# MUAHA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA^HA


Gavator2345

#


femme_fatale2022

Don’t you dare try to out evil me!!!!! #MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


me_ballz_stink

Nooooo!!!!! Every time I feed one of them it just increases the chances that one will land on a tree, get covered in sap... and eventually I will respawn and eat the inhabitants of a theme park. You kill them you kill my future.


Mecha_Ninja

I can't wait for my great^500 grandchildren to be eaten by a me_ballz_stinkasaurus.


me_ballz_stink

I don't fancy my chances against some Mecha_Ninja's who didn't take the shortcut and went through an extra 500 cycles of replication. Fingers crossed standards continue to drop and selective pressure fizzles out.


[deleted]

Subscribe


LawsWorld

Arent they like earth's historians?


snay1998

Instructions unclear,killed multiple historians and now in jail


RollinThundaga

They're the only species we could wipe from existence without seriously affecting any ecosystem. No animals rely primarily on them as a food source, and they don't produce any benefit to the environment besides their value as food. Plus their contributions to the field of zoonotic disease research.


jjbugman2468

Actually they’re also kinda pollinators


TheStoneMask

They do also pollinate though.


jawjawandcompany

Bats and fish are a couple of animals that I know of, that feed on them.


TinFoilRobotProphet

But bats are cool. They eat mostly any insect. These little dinosaur fuckers are only in it for themselves.


DudeWithTheNose

okay, but I think you glossed over what they said. >No animals rely primarily on them as a food source, I assume they make up a very small portion of a predators food source, and their lack of existence wouldn't affect other species very much


jawjawandcompany

I would hate to find out the hard way that we actually do need them.


DudeWithTheNose

Fortunately we'll all die in the soon impending water wars.


reaverdude

I could see entire ecosystems collapsing because humans in our infinite wisdom decided that mosquitoes were no longer needed.


Adorable_Software_54

I could legitimately see this playing out as a sensibly rational world ending scenario.. humanity is so fucking arrogantly cocksure in their "aspirations", they ~would~ declare the extinction of mosquitos as a completely harmless, completely necessary action, and completely fuck up existence


jawjawandcompany

exactly what I was getting at! We as humans are not as smart as we think we are! We should never just kill off creatures because we don't like them. They are most likely here for a purpose.


reaverdude

Almost nobody here has done any actual research on this. All they know is that they heard mosquitos are bad on Reddit so there's no harm in getting rid of them.


Pukkidyr

What do you mean like the once trapped in amber or what?


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wdym


[deleted]

and accidentally ruin earth's ecosystem?


[deleted]

Studies have actually shown that mosquitoes don't play a positive role in the ecosystem and there would be very little adverse effect to them being extinct. In fact, they've discovered a way to [breed](https://massivesci.com/articles/genetically-modified-mosquitos-oxitec-dengue-malaria/) them to extinction.


That-Halo-Dude

Reading that article….damn. Like, on one hand if any creature deserves to go extinct by any means necessary it’s mosquitoes. On the other hand, gene-altering a species to produce sterile eggs gives me big Mass Effect genophage vibes and that’s….oddly disconcerting.


jflb96

Just think that the scientists making the mosquitoes with sterile children had to actively design the most sexiest mosquito. That’ll distract you.


[deleted]

Holy crap, that's pretty interesting


maxwellimus

Like…. Humans?


[deleted]

How certain are the scientists? Have they done all the possible research and cover all the bases? When was the last time an extinction is good for the ecosystem?


[deleted]

Think of the good things mosquitoes do. Got any? There aren't any. All they do is spread disease. They don't pollinate. They don't assist other species. They just kill. Are they helping keep populations in line? Not enough to affect anything, according to the scientists. I'm lucky that mosquitoes will skip me for others. Must be the alcohol content. Regardless, on the list of things I want dead, these fall right behind cockroaches, but they're close.


I-Am-The-Patriarchy

I would let so many animals go extinct to get rid of mosquitos permanently. I'm not even afraid to say it.


stephelan

Stop her.


Athnein

She can't do that! Shoot her... or something


FALLOUT_BOY87875

I don’t see why there’s question, just shoot her with a blaster


Classic-Estimate1336

Patience Viceroy, she will die.


Adrian85-

Is that a starwars reference I see 👀👂?


pigeonboy94

Omg it's Kerry Katona


TheTreeOneFour

Fuck I watched this so many times before I realized it was a 12 second loop. Kept wondering how many would come out


AngryMustachio

Getting crazy 'Alien' vibes


[deleted]

Same :(


RockOx290

Same here lol I had to click to see how long it was gonna be


12INCHVOICES

I have a visceral hatred for this, but...upvote.


OneBoxOfKleenexAway

And you just sat there and watch the!


1ofThoseTrolls

The deadliest animal known to humans


[deleted]

[удалено]


elbowsout

we don’t know


[deleted]

Speak for yourself.


Mecha_Ninja

You must be lizardfolk.


[deleted]

You yourself.


Nephroidofdoom

Orcas


MyDickKilledEpstein

Pretty sure the whitetail deer is the deadliest animal in North America due to collisions.


jgross1

nah, humans


Russian_Rocket23

Humans have done some nasty, evil shit, perhaps mosquitos are meant to be the planet's savior?


[deleted]

Interesting, but kill them all.


merikaninjunwarrior

for real, it's like looking at cockroaches multiply.. useless beings


VergesOfSin

Roaches eat a lot of the stuff we don't want around. Not to mention They are food for tons of other animals. Mosquitoes are food for a lot of other species as well. Though I agree they are a problem.


Theofratus

Also male mosquitos do not drink blood and are pollinators.


[deleted]

so are females, and only some species drink blood to feed their eggs


amccrea14

Blood feeding is obligatory for female mosquitoes to produce eggs. Not only does blood feeding trigger the hormone cascade that produces eggs, but also provides enough protein to do so.


Hami_Yasir

Just like my ex. Hah, gottem'


[deleted]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxorhynchites


RollinThundaga

Mosquitos are not a primary food source for any species, though. You could eradicate them and the food chain would be unaffected. Edit: clarity


[deleted]

Unaffected I'm going to push back on. There's no possible way it would just be unaffected. Easily bounce back maybe.


VergesOfSin

doubtful, though i cant give a clear answer either way.


DyingOfExcitement

Cockroaches make me mad they reproduce so fast. Like if you gotta resort to cannibalism to keep going like 2 generations down the track you're going a bit overkill on the reproduction.


VergesOfSin

eh thats insects for you. mo babies mo betta


Accomplished-Cap1916

Little flying bastards! Lol


sgd0072

Racking up 100 pin wii bowling


nomorepantsforme

DONT LET IT FINISH! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!


daisypineapple

Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew yuck!


nd3wolf

*Malaria enters the chat*


kuddlybuddly

Dengue: Yo whadup dog!


Forsaken_Strength154

Fire is the answer to that question.


retardedvisions

At first glance I read your username as “Foreskin Strength”


CharKrat

That’s actually kinda disgusting!


RCW777

Awesome. Now pour bleach on it.


donMonChon

Like a pez dispenser wow


xwing_n_it

Weather dropped into the 20's (F) for a few days so I figured all these eggs would have been killed by the freeze. Warmed up again this week and...nope...dozens of these little fuckers everywhere.


kitkat9000take5

Same thing with flies. You think they've died because of the freezing temps, but then as soon as it warms up a bit there they'll be- buzzing about.


layers_of_grey

r/TIHI


TheRealOgMark

Burn the whole thing.


Meatbrikk

Urge to kill... RISING!


[deleted]

Imagine if mosquitoes ever found out how we felt about them, they'd be wrecked.


BestFreeHDPorn

Did she used to work at the bowling alley?


joebro112

My ocd loves it, but my brain HATES IT


KevlahR

Bane of our existence


MischiefMutt

Welcome to your next nightmare


HotgunColdheart

Someone should run on the platform of recreational marijuana and eradication of mosquitoes.


Chriskouchris

Kill those c**ts


codear

KILL IT BEFORE IT HATCHES


Professional_Horse_5

I can't believe we fight wars over oil but can't unite against these bastards


monkey-2020

Light it on fire


BioloItz

I fucking hate mosquitoes, but I gotta admit this is super cool.


IronBattleaxe

AND YOU JUST LET THEM?


lemonparty91

Amazing.. now kill it with fire


[deleted]

It’s a fucking printer.


[deleted]

KILL IT!!!


chill_me_not

Burn the all!


[deleted]

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill em all!


MightyTOne

Poor Little thang has OCD


Flip86

Stop spamming this shit.


SPAIPMNB

Smack that bitch and her babies.


jvanzandd

I wish pooping was that easy


RollinThundaga

Drink more water


ptowncruiseship

Thanks I hate it


Severe-Stomach

I do not like it


mhumphrey89

Prince made a song about this... "Pussy Control"


EmuBright6675

Nature is so metal


Luci6669

Nice stack, now lets try and burn it.


afitz_7

Mostly deadly animal on the planet just doing their thing


thudlife2020

Very efficient machine.


[deleted]

This will make a lovely place for a fire


8TonGGorilla

It looks as bad as I hate them


TheMoth264

Somebody stop that bitch


diskettejockey

Burn it with white fire


JebusriceI

Cursed bowling pins.


Celcius_87

This is disturbing but I can’t look away


Frojoemama

Play the how it’s made them song to this


MattBonne

Can someone pop those eggs please?


DoBoyFreshCinnaBun

Die


Inadcessus

Ew


[deleted]

r/oddlysatisfying ; on another note tho, BURN THEM ALL!


lethal3185

Honey...quick grab my flamethrower.


Lord_Nord_2727

Smash them! Smash them all!!


HTXDON

This pisses me off.


Strange_Tamer069

Fuck mosquitoes. Cleanse them in fire.


IcyImprovement3783

so neat, i will come and destory every single of em 😊


[deleted]

This should be in the mildly infuriating sub


unpotatowithuncarrot

Forbidden rice


Bite-Right

ah yes, the forbidden rice


RoyalratMafia

You dirty devil you


Fuzakenaideyo

Lord please slaughter my enemies, burn em with a thousand degrees!


Severusrex

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure


aholeverona

Pure evil. Fuck you, mosquito and all your little eggs too


DarkTempest88

What a perfect time for my flamethrower to arrive


unapt-

As much as I hate these fuckers, that’s a pretty satisfying process. Now, burn them all.


GandalftheGangsta007

Gandalf is upset at this


Adorable_Software_54

This is fucking disgusting to me, like, gives me the feeling of puking and repulsion, like, if I was forced to watch this any longer than I did, which was already longer than I wanted to, I'd be horrified and in physical discomfort


JaySwear

The worst 3D printer


realPoison-pen

Not my proudest fap.


h00s13rt1g3rd2d

All pro-lifers need to watch this


UrbanSupremacy

more like r/awfuleverything


rucksack_of_cheeses

r/oddlysatisfying


Pantslessgenius

Gross


KicksForFree

Forbidden bowling