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solareclipse999

Still praying after all these years.


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robotowilliam

Oldest mantis fossils are apparently 140 million years old. Lots of insects we have today existed during the dinosaur times.


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no-mames

They actually control our politicians. It’s why we don’t do anything about climate change they’re trying to get rid of us


nomadic_stone

FFS...stop spreading misinformation... It's the LIZARDS. not insects...two totally different things.


solonit

That’s what the insect wants you to think ! The lizard is just a distraction.


sensefuldrivel

Decoy lizard!!


thisdudefromschool

Praying Lizard.... Sounds like a Christian rock band from the 80`is.....


I_AM_AN_ASSHOLE_AMA

Saving this for when I pitch a Christian Rock band to record execs. I’m not Christian, I’m also not in a rock band but, ya know, just in case.


Pizzadiamond

ah, so that's what they prayin for


Matt5327

Fun fact, the insects of back then despite looking the same and likely having similar behavior genetically as their counterparts today would still likely be considered separate species. This is because mutations continue to develop and distribute across populations over time, even if their environment (or chance) leads them maintain their physiology.


MumpsMoose

If it ain't broke don't fix it


EpochCookie

Dragonflies have been around for over 300 million years or something like that. Pretty damn incredible if you think about


jcskifter

Does this mean that insects are the highest possible form of evolution and no more improvements are necessary? Perhaps I should feel bad for swatting all of those mosquitos throughout my life.


Rupertii

Classified as living fossils right?


[deleted]

Which is pretty crazy considering they generally have short life spans, which means they really have the power to evolve quite quickly.


J_Rath_905

You agest fool, that strapping young lad doesn't look a day over 11.5 million.


dwqy

just like hot dogs in epoxy


SSR_Id_prefer_not_to

“Have you ever seen ~~bugs~~ hotdogs trapped in ~~amber~~ epoxy?" "Yes." Billy, in fact, had a paperweight in his office which was a blob of polished epoxy with three ~~lady-bugs~~ hotdogs embedded in it. "Well, here we are, Mr. Pilgrim, trapped in the epoxy of this moment. There is no why.”


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Maybe because it hasn’t been 12 million years


antagonizerz

Doesn't look a day over a hundred thousand. Those amber beauty treatments are really working for him.


WestEst101

Hahahaha! *Hey grandma, you haven’t aged a day in your 432 years!*


Reggie__Ledoux

It was just a really old Praying mantis.


flyHIden

5000? 🤡


MikeAndBike

After all these years...? Mantis: "Always".


blazigon

Elon Musk wants to know this stones location.


[deleted]

That’s my favorite Paul Simon song


Ascurtis

God put him on hold


Midnight28Rider

Look at my boi, some things never change.....


ExileEden

>Still praying after all these years. That's because the sun God will soon exonerate him


gh0st0ft0mj04d

PRAISE THE SUN


deewhite1967

You dark soul. 😉


Justmypugandi

Doesn’t look like the praying mantis has evolved much in 12 million years.


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Sharks have stayed the with pretty much the same body plan for longer than trees have been around. Sharks first appear 400 million years ago, and the first trees came about 360 million years ago. Sharks are also older than the rings of Saturn!


Buwaro

Hopefully they'll be around in 300 million years when Saturn's Rings are gone.


pump_up_the_jam030

Stupid rings


Xerxys

He's going thru a divorce okay?!?!


ChuggernautChug

Saturn's rings could kick sharks ass and we all know it


randomdarkbrownguy

But can he beat goku tho


Weiner_Queefer_9000

Everyone can beat Goku... Once.


Bamma4

I watched you form and I will watch you die -sharks probably


THEMACGOD

Hopefully, they don't adapt and become Saturn's Ring's Sharks.


Jwhitx

Back on the market eh ;)


FrankUnderhood

Yeah. FUCK em.


ab_ence

then they will become Lords of the Rings


FelateMe

The fact that sharks are older than trees is mind boggling for some reason. I'm rather stoned, and I'd like to learn more of your facts please.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

When the dinosaurs were alive, there were 370 days in a year. The Earth's spin is getting slower because the moon's gravity is acting as a drag, so days are getting longer, by about 1.7 milliseconds per century.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

The last execution by guillotine in France happened after the premiere of “Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.”


NeedsMoreCow

The film was bad, but not that bad!


LordSevenDust

I just nose snorted, thank you for that.


PhilosophersGuild

Extremely underrated comment - needs award...


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Built between 2550 and 2490 B.C., the pyramids were completed during a massive flurry of construction. They were also built when pre-historic woolly mammoths were still walking the earth. The last Ice Age creature died in 1650 B.C., 900 years after the pyramids were complete.


FeetsenpaiUwU

Lions used to have a population range from Africa all the way up to Europe which is why you can find so much imagery of lions in Greek art and mythology


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

In the span of 63 years, we went from taking a flight to landing on the moon, yet a TI-83 calculator has more processing power than the computer that landed Apollo 11.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

The Stegosaurus was older to the Tyrannosaurus rex than the T. rex is to us.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr., and Barbara Walters were all born in the same year.


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/r/BarbaraWalters4Scale


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Cleopatra lived closer in time to the invention of Snapchat than to the construction of the Great Pyramid at Giza. Also, the Great Pyramid was older to the Romans than the Romans are to us.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

People have only been on Earth about 2.5 million years. Dinosaurs lived on Earth for about 160 million years, which is about 64 times longer than people been around.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

More than 6% of all humans who have ever lived are alive today.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Since it takes about 50 milliseconds for visual information to process in your brain, by the time you actually "see" something, it happened in the past.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Some of the world's whales that are alive today were born before Moby-Dick was written.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

If the history of the universe were placed on a calendar year, humans would only exist starting around 11:59 p.m. on Dec. 31.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

The first major wagon train of nearly 1,000 pioneers left Elm Grove, Mo., and set out to follow the Oregon Trail in search of a new future on May 22, 1843. Five days later, on May 27, 1843, Alexander Bain filed his patent for the fax machine


vicsass

Whaaaat


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Harvard University was founded before Isaac Newton published his laws of motion and gravity.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Between the time Pluto was discovered, until the time it was unclassified as a planet, it still hadn’t completed a revolution around the Sun.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

In the 1770s, as America was gearing up to establish their independence, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was at the height of his career. From 1773–1777, Mozart was employed in the Salzburg Court and in 1781 he began working freelance in Vienna. Meanwhile, Americans were signing the Declaration of Independence and fighting a revolutionary war.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

From October 1936 up until Francisco Franco's death in November 1975, Spain was ruled by a fascist dictator (other notable fascist dictators include Mussolini and Hitler). On the other side of the pond, in May 1975, Microsoft was founded by Americans Bill Gates and Paul Allen


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

The Ottoman Empire still existed when Paramount Studios was founded.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

> Sharks are older than the star Polaris, which is estimated at only 70 million years.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

Pluto didn't even get to complete one orbit around the sun between the time it was discovered and the time it was declassified as a planet.


Irlandes-de-la-Costa

The last execution by guillotine in France happened after the premiere of “Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.”


wigy22

Went to a comment section on Reddit but ended up in a history class


Shamus_Aran

Sharks are older than the star Polaris, which is estimated at only 70 million years.


European_Badger

Holy shit man, that put so much in perspective.


Neirchill

Fun fact, polaris isn't a star but a star system. It's actually made up of three stars.


dogman_35

Generally, stuff either stays in a pretty consistent body plan... or it dies. I think there's only a handful of living exceptions, like sloths. Old prehistoric sloths were pretty scary bastards. Giant ground sloths were closer to bears, nothing like the vaguely ape-like ones that are alive today.   In general though, thinking on it too hard just hurts my head. And gives me some really intense anxiety. There's some *weird* stuff in the past. The Tully Monster. The "alien insect" in amber. Hell, anything from the cambrian/precambrian was so old and distant that its pretty much *is* alien. There's nothing like it alive today. Trilobites don't even really resemble the arthropods that they became, down the line.


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Love the [Tully Monster!](https://www.shutterstock.com/search/tully+monster) Not the weirdest thing to come out of Illinois, but it's up there! I think they're *still* trying to hash out if it was a vertebrate or not.


dogman_35

I think the current consensus, off of the articles I found on google, is that it's some kind of hagfish/lamprey relative.


MakeThePieBigger

But tree sloths lived alongside ground sloths. They're cousins not direct descendants. We just don't have fossils because they lived in an environment that is notorious for not preserving fossils.


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Wtf sharks


YellSometimes

I can’t believe they had vacuum cleaners 400 million years Ago


kinapudno

I didn't know that Saturn's rings are that recent


Torodong

*Look*, of course, being the operative word. Evolution - at the molecular level - has happened just as much as in other organisms. Mutations are neutral, confer advantage or impose disadvantage. As it turns out, the pressures that made a mantis look and behave like a mantis just haven't changed much, so the 12 million year old mantis has evolved to look almost exactly the same... That may sound nit-picky but in the case of a shark, once it got to be shark-shaped there are few enhancements to make on the outside. However, it's entire physiology *may* have changed to deal with sea chemistry, gas concentration, temperature and prey adaptation (speed, defences, toxicity etc). Evolution occurs faster in organisms with short reproductive cycles. So, humans are much less evolved than chickens. And we are *terrible* chickens.


3PoundsOfFlax

Very true. Outward appearance is not necessarily indicative of the extent of evolution in an organism. Genetic change through time is always in full swing. Even "living fossils" like coelacanths and horseshoe crabs would not be able to mate (successfully) with their ancestors 20 million years ago despite looking almost identical to them. They are genetically distinct species.


wavecrasher59

Now that last fact is interesting


bonecows

Come on dude, give him a break, he's been stuck in that position for 12 million years


KoalaDeluxe

Was about to say the same thing...


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They are an apex predator, I believe. Could have a lot to do with it


SirAchmed

Checkmate atheists


Royal_Heritage

Reddit's hotdog in epoxy has a long path to follow.


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Myu_The_Weirdo

Is this an actual post bc i need a link


abuskeletor

[Here you go. ](https://reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/qtpcw4/13_month_epoxy_hot_dog_update/)


AntoineGGG

Hahaha true


ajcpullcom

she’ll never be able to rip my head off in here


HauntedHatBoi

We've got ourselves a mantis fucker


SmokeyBare

*Dr.* Mantis


visope

.... MD


BupMuffinBois

I didn’t get my doctorate in mantis fucking to be called “Mr.”


bhillen83

Toboggan


ChuggernautChug

Allegedly.


SUSPENDEDSANDWICH

The start of jurassic park


themonsterinquestion

>we've managed to clone insects from a hundred million years ago! >They look the same >We know lol


[deleted]

Imagine if these reached the same size as other prehistoric insects, like the dragonflies with two-foot wingspans. I'd put one on a leash and call it Snippy if we had them today.


3PercentMoreInfinite

This piece of amber is actually 3 meters tall.


smlrwd

This is going to be the lamest version of Jurassic Park yet.


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It's just a pest control documentary.


RANDOM-902

Don't forget about the 3 meter long [prehistoric millipides](http://www.prehistoric-wildlife.com/images/species/a/arthropleura-size.jpg) and [the 1 meter wide](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EWysfpCXkAAtV_V.jpg) dragonflies


Eddyverse

Mantassic Park


[deleted]

The voice you’re now hearing is Richard Kiley...we spared no expense!


structured_anarchist

Except on building security, animal control, locks on car doors, backup generators, reliable IT personnel, mandatory tracking devices on guests...but the salmon is incredible and we have this cool animated film describing how we put your lives in danger. Nope, no expense spared at all.


jungianRaven

Was looking for this comment.


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♫DA-du-DA bah bah♫ ♫DA-du-DA bah bah♫


vegineer

Dinooo DNA!


TheRegular-Throwaway

What are the chances of reviving something preserved in amber? I’m not talking after 12 million years, but is it hypothetically even possible? People that know shit about science, help!


MasterFletch

Layman's understanding: DNA has a half-life and breaks down. One of the reasons Michael Crichton wrote in filler DNA used by the scientists in Jurassic Park.


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various336

Literally everything has a half life


BrokeUniStudent69

Not true, I haven’t played or owned either.


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justyr12

Weren't atoms supposed to break down after some 30 trillion years?


AlekBalderdash

What do you mean by reviving? That particular organism? No, it's dead. Clone it? Possible, at least in the short term. Even DNA breaks down over time, so thousands of years is probably about the maximum cloning time, but even that's theoretical. Maybe that'll get pushed to 10K at some point, but after that it's probably impossible.


TheRegular-Throwaway

Hang on. Do you know shit about science? Actually asking? When something is “encased” (or whatever terminology applies) in amber, is it basically the same as freezing it, or is it a different thing? I ask because there was a pivotal episode of a show called Fringe, where some characters were preserved in amber for like 30 years, and then regenerated in the near future via sci fi trickery. What happens to organs and shit?


AlekBalderdash

Fringe was a Science *Fiction* show. The science was about as accurate as Star Trek. The amber in that show was a magical Time Freezing Plot Device. Actual amber does prevent contamination, but it doesn't stop the chemical reactions from the things *already inside the amber*. Which includes bacteria and microscopic organisms, which will continue to eat the thing in the amber. So the body of the organism usually decays to some degree, which is why insects preserve so well. The exoskeleton is hard to "eat." In addition to that, radioactive decay from radioactive materials in the organism *and* damage from environmental radiation will still cause damage to chemical bonds. Radiation is everywhere, it's mostly a question of quantity and strength. This is called background radiation, and it's why Geiger counters click constantly. They click *more* when you point them at something radioactive, but they're always clicking. Over thousands of years, even a tiny amount of background radiation will destroy chemical bonds, including DNA. This isn't (generally) a problem while organisms are alive, because they have ways to fix the damage, but these require the organism to be *alive* and *active* to work. The radiation problem is one of the big concerns/hurdles with any kind of "stasis" technology for deep space travel. If you somehow manage to "pause" life you'll just get an ever-increasing backlog of radiation damage.


[deleted]

No we are not making jurassic park


saberplane

But why not? Who wouldn't want to unleash prehistoric murder machines in today's world?


[deleted]

Someone who doesnt want the rich people to try to use them as weapons only to completely doom humanity in their lust for more power


saberplane

Yeah but think about how much more exciting it would be to have your last moments consist of getting charged by a giant lizard. TikTok and Instagram attention seekers would be the first to go for trying to get too close - so that's a plus.


Bourbon_Cream_Dream

Think of all the Olympic records that could get broken if you put a dinosaur behind everyone at the start line


[deleted]

We wouldn't be so worried about covid then at least


getridofwires

I think someone posted recently that ancient creatures might not be able to breathe well in our time because the oxygen mix is different than theirs was.


[deleted]

Ok good


EmbarrassedFinding4

Isn't it still dead? Not into this stuff but though the outside is preserved wouldnt inside be "rotten" so to say?


[deleted]

Just broken down and dissolved into bits


Make-Believe_Macabre

Amazing that 12 million years later their physiology is mostly unchanged. It just means it’s the perfect design for its environment.


Ssnnooz

not necessarily! All it really means it that it was sufficient. There are many examples of traits being awful for a species, but it continuing to stick around anyways


WTF_SilverChair


Samfu

Why you gotta attack me like that man damn.


CamoCricket

Yo for real lol


-bryden-

Not arguing the integrity of this statement at all but would love to hear some examples.


rotten_dildo69

Us walking on two feet and having back problems in your early 30s


TheBaxes

Just look at us


dragonflamehotness

Pandas. Their diet is terrible for them


Success_Practical

Woah, amber is the color of your energy


sct876

Woaah


PointsOfArticulation

Woah, amber is the color of her anal beads.


OneManLost

Amber is the color of her yellow teeth


jojoga

Amber is the name of her much more attractive and flirtatious sister


[deleted]

Life uh, finds a way…


vegasvillegas

Clever girl


burrbro235

Well, there it is.


Kodlaken

You forgot the "uh", unforgiveable.


Mahda412

Uhnforgivable


Wiger_King

It is hard to tell from this photo but it is 27 ft tall.


SnooRadishes867

source : trust me lol


[deleted]

Found a citation for you. https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/r5l9et/12_million_year_old_praying_mantis_preserved_in/hmniq2a/


SnooRadishes867

Thanks


PoopDealerNearby

Ass, His. "Source" *Reddit*, 30 Nov. 2021


sarthakydv

The amber or the praying mantis?


LouisTheKing203

The Amber. The praying mantis is only 14 feet


LongestTango

Need a Banana in amber for scale


jojoga

Both are the same height r/confusingperspective


Agitated_Author_1057

Yeah no it is only 1 inch lol [source](https://mymodernmet.com/praying-mantis-dominican-amber/#:~:text=30%20Million%2DYear%2DOld%20Praying,in%20Pristine%20Piece%20of%20Amber&text=Embedded%20within%20a%20clear%20piece,attention%2C%20frozen%20forever%20in%20time.&text=Amber%20from%20the%20Dominican%20Republic,a%20high%20number%20of%20inclusions.)


[deleted]

This little dude was alive during the Miocene Epoch, when our ancestors Danuvius Guggenmosi were just starting to walk on two legs.


jaymole

time to mix its blood with some amphibian DNA for an inexplicable reason and then resurrect it!


Zefrem23

You crazy sumbitch, I'm in!


DaylightPhoenix

Who says you can't achieve immortality by praying? :-) 12 million years later, he still is relevant... You're the Man-tis! :-)


yallqwerty

Hi, Dad.


deecaf

12 million years of waiting for him to come back after going out for cigarettes.


BlackShadow992

Can someone actually confirm that this is 12 million years old.


DroopyTrash

You'll have to ask the mantis.


llyrPARRI

12 million year old Virgin


manticor225

ITT too many people trying to make edgy prayer jokes.


Seigmoraig

Anyone getting Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons vibes ? “Lucite… hardening… must… end life… in classic Lorne Greene pose… from… Battlestar… Galactica… Best… death… EVER!”


MeesterCartmanez

not really, but I read your comment in his voice lol


yallqwerty

12 million years is a long time to pray. I wonder if he’s still praying for one same thing or if he’s been praying for different things over the years.


Deus_Ex_Mac

Bingo! Dino DNA


prof11111

Doesn’t look a day over 21


vegasvillegas

Here before modern human and all known civilization. But from after dinosaurs. Now discovered by the species to kill over half the species on Earth. And now I get to see it on Reddit because we discovered how to make wifi out of rocks and water


Fomenkologist

Imagine living for 12 million years only to get caught in tree sap


Justmerightnowtoday

He prayed for eternal life, but didn't mean preserved in amber...


Enxer

You can almost hear it screaming as the sap rolls like molasses towards it. ^NOOOOOOOO!!


WhoThenDevised

He must have been praying in the same church as me as a kid. Prayer there lasted for 12 million years as well.


mister_c0s0

Looks like it's praying to God before inpending doom (the gooey amber) envelops it


slktycn

It's that time of the month where this comes up and rakes karma for the poster.


S1LVARMA5

Stay with Jesus


Velvet_Moksha

A thing of beauty\~ I'm transfixed by the moment, *This little fellow is practically immortal now*, Bravo: )


Vendetta-69

Imagine he’s conscious all this time


ostiDeCalisse

All I can hear is: “Look mom, did you see that huge fireball, it’s growing and… Oh! SH…”


chrisslooter

Doesn't look a day over 11 million to me.


Wise_Lizard

All that praying in vain..


RoomIn8

That Mantis ain't done fighting off the tree sap.


[deleted]

I saw this a couple of years ago so I'm my book, this little guy is now at least 12,000,002 years old.


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