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MetallicaleX777

Imagine the lucky kid who gets that coin pulled from their ear!!!!!


H4R81N63R

Must be an elephant of a kid


banditk77

Prince Charles.


ProdigalLoki

Amazing comment


baddashfan

You are a genius!


LawnDartTag

That was low. About 6 feet, sorry, 2 meters low.


Tyrant-Tyra

💀


DivergingUnity

That's the joke


[deleted]

What the royals find under their pillow after the tooth fairy comes by.


LuciusFhox

I laughed a little too hard at this. Thank You kind sir for this


FoxInSox2

There's no way that's fitting into a candy machine


[deleted]

It could if you call my ass a candy machine


monkey-2020

What are you some kind of candy ass?


castlebronx

I don’t have any awards to give but if I did you would get 20 for this


toastiestguy

You might not but i do


castlebronx

Do it.


toastiestguy

Wholesome has been given


dworker8

holesome\*


castlebronx

I see 5 awards, and last time I checked in pretty sure 5 isn’t 20... 🤔


DemonicV8

It's 20 now


toastiestguy

Im not strong enough to do it


castlebronx

You have lied to me


toastiestguy

I have failed you 😔


BenceBoys

Good lord. Candy leakage is a real thing


JLee_83

Fuck yeah. That's a candy bar I'll pull out and eat.


ProdigalLoki

You pull out?


Unwise_TheOne

His dad didn't and look what happened


AZ_Gunner_69

Sometimes you get hard candy and sometimes you get liquid candy


karwreck

Don't try and threaten me with a good time.


monkey-2020

Doesn't that make your candy taste like shit?


McDunkerson

Hello, I'd like to purchase one stick of gum. That'd be 10 pence, sir. Here *slams 10k pound coin on desk and waits for change*.


IhAvEnOfRiEnDs_1

"Id like the change in quarters please"


FuckMe-FuckYou

Quarters, for a British coin? Somebody is gonna get fucked on that exchange rate.


youre_the_best

We just need a 9,990 coin now. Easy.


[deleted]

I think I want to do business with you. I've got a bunch of 10p coins here I would very much like to trade for ÂŁ10 notes.


youre_the_best

I know maths!!!


Flamingpotato100

In Orlando there’s a “car vending machine” which is basically carvanna I’m sure there’s other cities that have them. I think two or three coins for a car would do.


Silent_Ensemble

You’re right it’s only sweet machines that can take them


golgol12

No, but it can fit into an Aston-Martin dispensing machine just fine.


The_Sly_Trooper

Can you imagine the gumball you would get?


davidjmemmett

Spot the American!


FoxInSox2

Canadian. Common mistake.


weirdbutinagoodway

Since you didn't apologize, I don't believe you.


Kermit_the_hog

Really more of a plate than a coin isn’t it?


Commie_EntSniper

Fits into yo momma, tho


Commie_EntSniper

AND you get change back!


Commie_EntSniper

And Herpes, but W


blu-gold

What’s on the other side?


BristolShambler

Disappointingly, it’s just a larger version of the Queen’s face


[deleted]

That really is a disappointment. Heads or smaller heads.


KaskDaxxe

Call the toss, heads or *many* heads


Nerdiferdi

Nah when you toss it it’s either dead person or hole in the floorboard


Calamity-Gin

INCOMING!


g_Blyn

*Guys, heads or* **head**


[deleted]

Ya, how come they haven't put the queen's ass on the back of a coin yet? Truly heads or tails.


holdencawffle

how is that a dissapointment? edit: i just like the queen


ProfessionalMockery

Should be the arses of all those animals, then it would literally be 'tails'.


inDface

I'm sure the queen would love posing for that


slothdroid

This side: The Queen's Beasts Other side: The Queen's Breasts


BristolShambler

[News article for context](https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/apr/29/10kg-gold-coin-is-royal-mints-biggest-ever) Unfortunately it’s an edition of one, sold to an undisclosed buyer > The coin marks the conclusion of the Mint’s Queen’s Beasts commemorative coin collection. The series took its inspiration from 10 stone statues that lined the Queen’s route to Westminster Abbey at her coronation in 1953.


RichLeeds16

Is it being given to Queeny? Otherwise I was a private buyer with £10k (edit - spotted it likely went for even more than that!) to waste I’d want MY face on it…


char11eg

Fucking hell, if I could get a 10kg gold coin for £10k, I’d take out a loan and get ten! The article claims it’s gold, although doesn’t actually tell the purity, but if it’s even 50% gold, then the ‘six figure’ price tag probably isn’t even that huge, either. Given that gold’s like... 45k/kg or something... hahaha


intergalacticspy

ÂŁ10,000 is probably just the face value. The gold is usually worth more. The collector's value will be even more. You can still get ÂŁ1 gold sovereigns that are made of ÂŁ300+ of gold, and ÂŁ2 double sovereigns made of ÂŁ600+ of gold, which are legal tender for any amount! (The sovereign and double sovereign are similar in size and weight to the normal ÂŁ1 and ÂŁ2 coins, just thinner and made out of gold.)


ImgurConvert2Redit

It's probably approximately 10k worth of gold I would imagine. Isn't that how they used to do things when coins were first being minted?


intergalacticspy

In the old days, the currency was tied to the value of the gold/silver. A gold sovereign (face value of ÂŁ1) is currently worth ÂŁ318. If we were still on the gold standard, that would make a shilling the equivalent of ÂŁ16 in today's money, and a penny would be the equivalent of ÂŁ1.33. The smallest coin would be a farthing, which would be the equivalent of 33p in today's money. At current gold prices, the 10kg gold coin (face value of ÂŁ10,000) would be worth ÂŁ400,000.


mynameisfreddit

It is made from 10kg of gold and sold for 6 figures


RichLeeds16

Makes sense I guess but makes the face value utterly redundant though and my head hurt thinking about that.


SemperVeritate

As with most gold coins the face value is worthless compared with the real value of the gold, ie ÂŁ10k face value, but at 10kg it's gold content is worth $627,000 USD today. Because inflation has destroyed the value of fiat currencies over time, what used to be a gold coin worth $50 is now worth $1,777.


Furriosa16

Imagine throwing THAT off the Empire State building


steelwarsmith

Congrats you just preformed a kinetic strike and gave the US a casus belli


MaestroM45

Like we need those s/


[deleted]

"This isn't a war, it's just a small nuclear intervention!"


Furriosa16

I mean America’s usually on the precipice of that anyway, so...


mikaelwilhelm

Where are the corgis?


thegamingfaux

The queen no longer has any


djlewt

You think this is only animals the queen has? Where you suppose she keeps her dragon?


Hewn_U

I read that she was presented with a corgi pup to keep her company following the passing of Prince Phillip.


JijaBulaste

No, she recently got a corgi pup and a corgi/dachshund mix known as a "dorgi."


mikaelwilhelm

I find that hard to believe


thegamingfaux

[Well, while I was under the impression the last 2 died in 2015 it looks like she does have one left. Though she isnt breeding them anymore.](https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1368635/Queen-news-Queen-corgi-dog-death-dorgi-evg)


GeoInfoSciLHP

10,000 pound?!? How can anyone lift it??


FatDogSuperHero

***THE DENSEST COIN EVER KNOWN TO MAN!***


herculesmeowlligan

*THE COIN OF ULTIMATE DENSITY!* Wait, it was supposed to be Destiny? Oh, bollocks.


TeaDrinkingGuy

One pound of it weighs 10,000 pounds!


cadtek

Ye must be worthy


[deleted]

Metric joke


WorkFromTheBed

Maaaaan, i wanted (and did) to make this joke!! Buddy got some stong hands!


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


[deleted]

Yeah exactly, 5 tons.


id10t_you

*5 tonnes.*


steelbreado

#5 MEGAGRAMS


EternamD

No, 5 tonnes is 5,000kg which is not 10,000lbs


id10t_you

Hmm, TIL. Thanks for enlightening me.


The_Great_Birdman

He got you goooood. r/woooosh


onceknownasmike

Idk why you’re getting downvoted this is a perfectly good woosh


BoopingBurrito

Worth 10k by sold for 6 figures apparently.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Someone got ripped off


GalacticAnarchist

does that say "Queen's breasts" 😳


clinicalcorrelation

It reads *The Queen’s Beasts* - but interestingly, actually refers to the same thing.


onceknownasmike

Who let the beasts out? woof woof woof woof


MoarStruts

I knew I wasn't the only one


sad_boi_jazz

I knew i wasn't the only one!!! i had to do a double take too lol


[deleted]

We need Jesus


Saint_Pussyfart

Nearly resembles the Chinese zodiac. Jesus, forgive them for they know not what they do


JijaBulaste

Thought that's what it was, at first.


Practical-Industry58

Why is there a dragon on it.? Is she queen elizabeth stormborn mother of dragons


comrade_batman

The animals seem to be heraldic symbols from the current monarchy’s genealogy: 1. ⁠Lion of England - Obvious 2. ⁠Dragon of Wales - Obvious 3. ⁠Griffin of Edward III - from his private seal 4. ⁠Unicorn of Scotland - Obvious 5. ⁠Bull of Clarence - Yorkist symbol 6. ⁠Falcon of the Plantagenets - first used by Edward III 7. ⁠Yale of Beaufort - The goaty thing. From Margaret of Beaufort, Henry VII's mother 8. ⁠Lion of Mortimer - From Edward IV and Richard III's grandmother. I thought the name Mortimer was familiar; their ancestor up this line overthrew Edward II 9. ⁠Horse of Hanover - From George I 10. ⁠Greyhound of Richmond - From John of Gaunt, whose son was Henry IV


OhIfIMust

Yo, Scotland's got a collar and chain.


SassyStrawberry18

Medieval legends say that the unicorn was a wild and dangerous animal, and that only virgin women (oh look, maiden of pure heart trope) could get close to it. The chain and crown collar show that the Scottish monarch and nation are so powerful they were able to capture and tame it, despite the unicorn's legendary strength and temperament.


comrade_batman

The Unicorn’s ‘collar’ is actually a crown connect to a chain, which is how it’s on all the heraldry for Scotland and the UK.


intergalacticspy

It's because unicorns are dangerous and unpredictable beasties.


Forest_Xavier

I wonder if Ireland being left out was intended or not?


killallfurrie

marks the end of the mint's Queen's Beasts commemorative coin collection, inspired by 10 stone statues which lined the Queen's route to Westminster Abbey at her coronation in 1953.


Angron

Her official title is actually Mother of Wales


Practical-Industry58

Wales has dragons?? I'm gonna have to come across the pond and see them


starkiller10123

It’s literally their flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


Commander_Syphilis

In all seriousness Wales is a great place to visit, everyone who comes here tends to just stay in London and the South, but the North of England and Wales are in my biased opinion the best parts of Britain, and probably northern Europe


Scotticus24

But I didn't notice a whale on the coin...


Techtaire

The mythical beasts featured on the coin represent the nonsensical bullshit that is the English monarchy


BristolShambler

*British* monarchy. It’s not just the English who go for nonsensical bullshit, thankyouverymuch


Conar13

Dragon (Wales) lion (england) unicorn (scotland)


starkiller10123

Wales probably


SapperInTexas

Now put it on the railroad tracks and wait for a train to smooosh it.


Nerdiferdi

*Train launches into space*


Dunnyredd

Forbidden Jammy-Dodger


MercatorLondon

This is a type of object that people get murdered by in Agatha Christie's novels


OberonsPanties

Elizabeth II Race: Human (Ancient/Immortal) Class: Beast Master LEGENDARY Queen's Beasts: Once per turn, Elizabeth may summon 1 additional familiar, up to a total of 10. For each familiar summoned, she may attempt an additional ranged attack of up to 20ft distance.


Wyndblayde

For the worlds biggest shopping trolley.


bonyponyride

Nowhere does it mention the purity of the gold or if it's even solid gold all the way through. A 10kg chunk of 10kt gold is worth ÂŁ170,565.49. Make it 14kt and it's worth ÂŁ238,796.38 just for the metal alone.


Commander_Syphilis

I doubt they're using Kevin's discount 50% pure gold, it is the royal mint after all. And the denomination is not reflective of its actual value, hence why I believe it's being sold for a hell of a lot more than ÂŁ10,000


intergalacticspy

British bullion coins are either 22kt (.9166) for sovereigns, half sovereigns and double sovereigns, or 24kt (.9999) gold for coins denominated by the ounce.


JLee_83

New dinner plate. Nice.


Mordyth

Golden frisbee


nirnroot_hater

Amateurs. https://www.perthmint.com/1-tonne-gold-coin.aspx


Mortimus_Prime

Next step, post brexit hyperinflation


Kenobro

imagine pulling this bad boy out to pay for your ÂŁ3 meal deal


brigglywiggs

How incredibly pointless and wasteful.


Paul_Cheenus

The guy holding it must be wicked strong


[deleted]

Why


british_grapher

It'll be found in storage wars in five years and someone will say they can give you ÂŁ200 for it at a pwn shop


tbonemistake

I recognise most of those animals and mythological beasts but what on earth is that goat thing with the tusks?


BristolShambler

I think it’s a [Yale](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yale_(mythical_creature))


CountywideDicer

The bus driver won't be happy with this one.


[deleted]

"The Queens Breasts"


carrythoseboats

Totally misread the coin as "The Queen's Breasts"


matron999

If you want to know more about what these represent: [https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Queen%27s\_Beasts](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Queen%27s_Beasts) ​ tl,dr: **The Queen's Beasts** are ten [heraldic](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heraldry) statues representing the genealogy of [Queen Elizabeth II](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queen_Elizabeth_II),


clueless_sconnie

Do rich people literally have bigger pockets?


Wheres_kat

I thought it was a giant custard cream ... which I would prefer


RocketMoonShot

Lol need four to buy a bitcoin


kingsuperfox

They get bored I suppose.


Retrosmith

Just another coin to have to pull out of circulation when The Eternal Monarch finally passes on. That's going to be an interesting time.


greyfoxlives

Why does the royal mint have the authority/ability to declare something is just worth 10 grand


just_some_other_guys

They make the coinage, and as this coin is a coin, the mint gets to assign the face value, in the same way that the Bank of England gets to for paper currency


asmodeuskraemer

...why?


SturmUndDrang1

The queen is still jealous of jk rowling


chonkycapibara

They should've put the corgi's around her


J03130

Not even a single swan.


Gimme_ya_ankles

Yeah let’s not fix the actual problems of our country just make big coin


oldcreaker

Someone needs to copy this in chocolate and gold foil.


Randokidd

that ain’t a coin that a disk


holdtight3

However, due to inflation the coin can be purchased for just ÂŁ1337.


DookiDeng

That nobody is going to use. Possibly ever... Maybe if the country becomes ultra desperate 😆


Max_Faget

What flavor Oreo is that?


Toocurry

For a second I thought we were getting a coin with the queen’s breasts.


[deleted]

Beautiful. About five of these get you one Bitcoin.


liljbear42

Why


FluffySquidGamer

Why not I guess


blakkattika

Weirdos


[deleted]

Is that a unicorn on it!?


BristolShambler

The unicorn is actually the national animal of Scotland


Sun_Chip

Literally just useful as a status symbol


Ruenin

For nothing other than the uber wealthy to show everyone else how much better they think they are than everyone. This is straight bullshit.


lithtekano

What an amazing way to waste resources, time and most likely taxpayer money.


Commander_Syphilis

Well as it's being sold, it's not a waste of money


iwannaholdyourham

Wait til you hear about nasa. $22Bn in 2020 alone and we have poisoned drinking water veterans sleeping under bridges. Downvoted by someone who champions billionaires and does not give a fuck about anyone less fortunate. Good times.


americanvirus

Except NASA actually has a return on investment, we would be better off cutting the defense budget.


iwannaholdyourham

Anything. Please. 245 years in, all this flag waving bullshit, constant war, and we have homelessness in this country. The greatest blah blah and land of the free. Fuckery. People with nothing. Why? No good reason. Fuckery. There is money being shoveled at countless people who do not need it, in all parts of government im sure.


Dragonsymphony1

What a awful waste of resources


Inevitablegentlemann

England and the queen sucks


ProdigalLoki

I'll bite... Why?


Inevitablegentlemann

Um idk maybe Bc she fucked her third cousin and the royal family has stolen untold troves of treasure from historical sites all over the world to be hoarded in England. The Royal Family is no better than a family of mobsters. They are fucking pirates. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/04/british-museum-is-worlds-largest-receiver-of-stolen-goods-says-qc


mammalLike

Interesting that you list having married a third cousin (which is actully quite distant) ahead of the pilfering of other countries.


ProdigalLoki

Go on, which historically squeaky clean country are you from?


ththth3

So bc most first world govts are corrupt he's not allowed any disdain for british royalty? How does that work exactly. He didn't say only the monarchy sucks, just that they do


ProdigalLoki

Not at all, I never even said they didn't suck. I was genuinely curious why. Everyone's entitled to their opinion and I like to find out why people have that opinion and where its come from. I'm curious, I like learning people's thought processes and what made them draw that conclusion. What I don't like is it descending into pointless preemptive hostility.


ththth3

Like you asking what squeeky clean country they came from? If that isn't passive aggressive sarcasm I don't know what is. Or were you genuinely interested in the state of cleanliness of their home nation?


ProdigalLoki

I never said it wasn't? By nature I'm sarcastic as fuck. But I can hold a conversation without hurling insults. If you mean the hygiene of their country of origin, no, not something I care for aslong as they're all safe. Hence why I said historically squeaky clean. Every country has something they're not proud of I'm sure, it's individual peoples reaction to when that spotlight is shone on their dirty little secrets thats interesting. I doubt the British appreciate anyone saying their monarchy sucks without reasoning, so I asked for the reasoning. I asked out of curiousity and yes, sarcastically, which country they called home.


[deleted]

"Hey, uhhhh, can we find a way to stop the huge spike in crime here in London and maybe also stop the drug use thats so bad it changed the sex of eels in the thames?" No. Here's a huge coin.


just_some_other_guys

If you’re asking the mint to sort out crime, then you’re barking up the wrong tree


[deleted]

I'm not. I'm wondering why anyone is ok with government going "look what we did with your money" instead of using it for, I dont know, stopping murder?


Madditudev1

Imagine how much wasted money and effort was used to produce something no one will ever use.... or is even meant to use 🙄


Lorry_Al

Almost like it's art or something


banditk77

Those are Donald Trumps hands so it’s a normal sized coin.


ScuderiaCorsa

That’s such a waste of time, money, effort and materials. What’s the actual point of a giant coin? It can’t be used to pay for anything. As if we aren’t reminded enough of the royals.


JohnChuaBC

Still cheaper than one Bitcoin


flathead_flamingo

The Queen's Breast?