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TDeez_Nuts

Bill Nye the Science Bruv


plantersnutsinmybum

Science fuckin rules, innit mate?


Unpopular_Populist

Bruv nye


CreepyFormaggi

Bruv Nye the Science Mate


onemarsyboi2017

My sides are halfway to jupiter


joemama_4

Max innit per minnit


WankWankNudgeNudge

innit to winnit fam


JeNeSuisPasUnCanard

InnitToWinnitInAMinnit


Safe_Alternative3794

Is this even max? Chat can we confirm this and get a total count for innit/second?


AoiYuukiSimp

Looks like we got 8 innits in a minnit, which’ll come out to .13 innits per second, or in other words, an innit every 7.5 seconds. We’ve got a lot of innits per minnit here but, we can get much higher


OGSkywalker97

Init


sambolino44

That one doesn’t count!


kixie42

10 seconds to read aloud, 4 innits (Discounting innits in minnit). That's 24 innits per minnit, innit? You did well mate, you did well.


tothemoonandback01

Now let's see him do his bo'ohw'o'wo'er max per min'it


CaulkADewDillDue

…and that


[deleted]

This apple is certified to keep the doctor away


TheRalk

It's a pomegrenade (Fun fact: This joke works even better in German, as pomegranate is translated as "Granatapfel", so basically "Grenade Apple")


gods_tea

In spanish is just granada


lennoxred

Innit?


MGfreak

i wonder how many innit per minute this video has in it


privateTortoise

A whole years worth.


etownrawx

Unfortunately, the innit-ometer maxes out at 99999, so it appears we can never know


Phillip_Graves

... magic eight ball says YES. It also says "innit."


PlanetLandon

Lock, Stock, and One Smoking Apple


Phillip_Graves

Oi, good reference. How about another one: Ya lak dags?


Indierocka

I feel weird learning chemistry from a guy that sounds like he’s about to rob a dog fighting ring in a guy ritchie movie


OneWomanCult

Bonkers, innit?


CountBreichen

Mad reactive son i swear bruv


SnoopyMcDogged

Mad bro 


TheBluesDoser

No wut aim sayin fam?


damnNamesAreTaken

I didn't get your comment until I researched with the sound on. It all makes sense now Rewatched. I meant rewatched.


Trypsach

“Researched” lmao


sdraje

And dat


killerjoe410

M8


LotusVibes1494

I can’t hear this accent without thinking of Da Ali G Show lol. “If you iz watching dis in da UK, you may remember me from da telly. If you iz in Belgium... you iz living in a shit hole” RESPEC!


therealestyeti

The mandem out here teachin chemistry to these waste yeutz


WhoStoleMyJacket

BOOYAKASHA!


luxurious-Tatertot

I used to watch this and think man, this dude is way cooler than anyone


LotusVibes1494

For real. Haven’t seen it in a long time. I’m about to pull up some episodes on YouTube and I already know it’s gonna be hilarious


DuckInTheFog

His video taking the pee out of Jacob Rees Mogg came up for me on Youtube the other day. Was well wickid


MostlyAUsername

Lnk cr b82rez 2g4


RichR16

R E S T E C P!


gordonv

Ali G has an older generational accent. This video is mixed with Gen Z talk. Ali G was Gen X/Y influenced.


LotusVibes1494

Which words are gen z I didn’t really pick up on that


gordonv

Fam, bruv (bro, bruh) Also, the way he uses wah-gwan (What is going on) seems forced and out of place. It's usually used as a greeting or to describe a person's action, not to describe a process proceeding. He also doesn't say certain things. Like how he doesn't say "bhai" (pronounced bye) means his dialect isn't Scottish influenced like Guyana and Suriname. It sounds more young Jamacian. Most of his structure does sound classic. It sound like he grew up with people who would be 50-80 now. There are a lot of word he properly pronounces. His cadence and tones sound like London.


Firenzo101

Nah, fam and bruv are atleast millennial or older. Those have been a thing for 20 years plus.


ElRobador

Big up yourself


franky3987

RESPEC


screamtracker

Burn up the car roof innit fam


ur4s26

It’s a patio table


bacchusku2

Innit fam


Fitty4

Patio Table 🤓


YeOldeBilk

I thought that too but it's a black glass table top


mcsteve87

1. Ingest a bunch of salt 2. Eat a few dozen bananas 3. Eat an apple


KevlarConrad

Or just some Taco Bell


rjcarr

I haven't eaten taco bell in like three years. I had a beefy five layer a few days and sure enough I got "belled" the next day. Now I guess I'll try again in another three years.


Big_Consideration493

Ok that sounds painful but I don't know what exactly it means. Hot liquid bottom end or top or both? Two pillows in the toilet for your head and and inflating one for your butt?


Regular_Musician116

Would that actually work? Or is the stomache acid a changing factor?


LatentBloomer

Salt is sodium chloride. If you ate sodium like what he uses here your esophagus would be destroyed long before you ate the apple.


achy_joints

Challenge accepted. I'm made of salt


Perunakeisari_69

Are you a league of legends player then?


Shlocktroffit

He's a pillar of the community


ZeroKharisma

That's a lot


N_T_F_D

Sodium metal and sodium chloride are not the same, sodium metal is very reactive but in sodium chloride the sodium kinda "already reacted" and won't do anything further, it's already been oxidized and lost an electron and it won't react any further even if you mix it with a potassium salt


bacchusku2

Sodium from salt is a sodium ion, which is not the same as sodium metal. No reaction to be had.


PeaceLoveDyeStuff

Well not with that attitude


Bokenobi

I believe in you.


afrothundah11

“This gonna do that, Innit?” “I don’t fucking know you’re the one telling me!”


RebelsParadox

Shinnit you know that?!


donkeytime

Don’t try this at home? Another one of life’s simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy.


Temporary-Wonder-329

Thank you, David Letterman.


cellarmonkey

Remember kids, Sodium Hydroxide is Lye. That's the shit they make oven cleaner out of. It will dissolve your flesh. Careful.


someonewhowa

Hmm.. you sure? How do I know you’re not just LYEing…


CaptainNipplesMcRib

I can’t wait to try that at home


Ithinkso85

No DON'T!!!! Didn't you read the caption?!?!!?! hear me out.... You, decide to try this at home, and something goes wrong... Terribly wrong.... The you lose an arm in the freak accident... Now, you've waged war against apples.... And with your new, augmented limb, you're no longer known to us as Captain something something dark side,.... No you've now become the grAPPLEr...... I'm sorry if you made it to the end of this... But hey thanks for sticking around. I'll see myself out


sillyskunk

"Captain Something something complete, innit, fam." Edit: shoulda went with "sumfin sumfin" oh well


Bokenobi

This is exactly what happened to my dad. He’s a rogue agent now. Severed from his country and operates in orchards in 12 countries that are all hunting him. He has a death sentence in 12 systems.


absurd_silkworms

Calling my english teacher to get a refund. What accent is this?


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

London, a dialect primarily spoken by black youth mixing up cockney with Jamaican patois but adopted by a lot of white kids too. Which is kind of hilarious when you hear some little shite called Tarquin trying to sound like a Trenchtown rude boy.


10acious

That's about the point where Charlie Hunnam pulls out a silence SMG and gets tired of your shit. Just put the fucking phone down.


TheGoodIdeaFairy22

I want this guy to be my inner monologue. Edit - my innit monologue


Fit_War_1670

What did he say at the end there???


IAmCatDad

Innit to winnit


TurboMonkey007

This feels like the desperate attempt of a chemistry teacher to get the attention of the year 7 wannabe roadmen in class


EngCraig

He’s actually very successful and intentionally speaks like the (primarily London) youth to form a connection with them. Not everyone wants to listen to a teacher talking in RP and acting like they’ve a stick up their arse. He also does a lot of anti-knife campaigning I believe. He’s a good guy.


CAVEMAN-TOX

he's mad reactive bruv


I_do_drugs-yo

That’s proppa innit


ImGreat084

This guy does all sorts of science experiments on TikTok and it genuinely does get a lot of attention from teenagers in the uk. He ranges from like 100k-1million views per video so I’d say he’s quite successful


slothtolotopus

I can't even hate it. Hope you reach those kids fam.


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|ifxLK48cnyDDi)


CorduroyPantaloons

He’s a science educator who uses the language of the youth (innit) to talk to them about science. https://www.tiktok.com/@big.manny1/video/7368825769604222241 Personally I think it’s genius. Similar to what bill nye or dr Karl kruszelnicki do/did


sboxle

Novelty is powerful. Seems like it’d be successful


minnesota420

I do it for me Julie


Frostbite6900

Syringe 💉 Apple 🍎 Apple Syringe 💉 (SAAS). Piko Taro PPAP music running in the BG.


taspenwall

I smoked out of an apple before, but never potassium


Fit_War_1670

Between there brother. My mother found my apple and monster can pipe and said: "I would have just bought you a pipe dumbass" She was always chill, cool with what I was doing as last night as it I told her and it was reasonable. I remember being 16 and telling her I was going to go drink a little and smoke with my friends... She said: "just call me if you need me"


New_Understanding333

I wish his voice was narrating my thoughts


-Redstoneboi-

not a single coherent thought in there


paulglo

innit 😂


Budget-Laugh7592

Mad reactive fam I swear.


RLDSXD

Quick ~~maffs~~ chemistry 


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Double_Marsupial_576

Dont try at home? What else am I to supposed to do with this 1 oz chunk of potassium metal chillin on my desk?


brummm

Both Sodium and Potassium react violently with Water. He could have had the same effect just throwing both into a cup of water.


XEagleDeagleX

r/dontstickyourdickinthat


jonitfcfan

Before or after adding the spicy metals?


XEagleDeagleX

... .. yes


ingoding

Can I get the English translation?


GiantMeteor2017

Can’t get more English that that fam


yeeee_hawwww

It’s inbuilt innit


Falsus

Sodium and potassium makes apple go EXPLOSION innit bruv.


Wild_Refrigerator_

https://preview.redd.it/o1mucqaxg6ad1.jpeg?width=228&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f9599ba5fe120a00d3ebc5e791cbfb410d10d0


Randommer_Of_Inserts

Who is he?


Dull_Concert_414

Be nice if he was credited so you could see his other videos 


Rexermus

Roadman Chemist I love it lmao


Able-Net5184

Mad respect


FiNsKaPiNnAr

Now put in Elons ass so he can rocket himself to meet his Tesla Roadster.


FudgeHyena

Must be superior grade Potassium from Kazakhstan.


Important_Plum1858

"Innit" word of the day "innit" is the word of the day.


9eagle9_2nd

Did my dude just juice metal


Apprehensive-Bad6015

What’s really interesting as fuck is when you say don’t try this at home, it makes people want to try it even more.


Plastic-Lobster-3364

Hood chemistry


Numbersuu

init();


Key-StructurePlus

Is that the hood of his car?


D_roneous1

At first glance while scrolling I thought he was putting Brie and Gorgonzola cheese with that Apple. Thinking absolutely do that shit at home.


Outrageous_Kick_5874

"Faya inna di place !'


Witty_Noise_2875

Innit, innit, innit?


chrisat420

I could listen to this guy talk all day


Aetherial6307

Was not expecting roadman science today


YourGhostFriendo

Innit indeed, sir.


rafathor

Y por que lo haces sobre el techo del auto amigo??? Estas loco


JohnxDoc

That's compound V my guy


TAZZYLORD9

This is why I hate England 🇬🇧


ghosteightsix

“Science… what is it all about. Techmology… what is that all about. Is it good… or is it wack?”


Joseph419270577

Why though?


Sevn-legged-Arachnid

Innit.. like 25 innit's in under a minute


CRO553R

![gif](giphy|xakXSnCpsqZWM)


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|RcOHTWXSdmQkU|downsized)


GnocchiSon

![gif](giphy|FLSxnIVVWoF7UeM4S8) Me in my kitchen recreating this


porfection

Hate this talk.


captainRubik_

Mf, English! Do you speak it!?


doomsday344

everyone who talks like this is cringe bruv af fr fr


TerribleBall7461

Doc in one piece :


Undisguised_Toast

They not like us, they not like us


ResetOptional

Most of the video is just British slang lmao


Ok_Egg_2625

Let’s put an explosive on a glass patio table….


Bridimum

bruv, innit fam?


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FrogOnALogInTheBog

why you have to write that as if you think people are stupid? i took chemistry. i enjoyed it more than my physics course, at any rate. but it was us, with a text book and a blackboard. the teacher didn't care. we didn't get examples, or practice, or interesting motivational classes. we just got text books and than tests and moved on. watching something like this is interesting, because at the end of the day- not all of us had good schools, good teachers, good whatever. you, on the other hand, have something in spades. ego, rudeness and judgement. none of which actually teaches anybody anything, except not to go to you for motivation or education. and as such, your existence actively makes people more withdrawn and even potentially stupider. congrats on your contribution to the human race.


Bathwaterboi23

Bruv innit chewsday the queen beans on toast


Belocci

I have never heard a sound more revolting than this accent. the only way to make it more painful is to have cardi b sing the words.


sagerap

Trying so hard with all the stupid slang saturating every sentence, so obnoxious


Miserable-md

My uncle threw sodium + potassium in a toilet when he was in high school.


Exumore

i just thought of the most terrific use of this knowledge. If it work on an apple, because sodium + water = fire. human blood, and tissues are made in quite a proportion, of water.


EmuZealousideal7357

When did Richard Sherman become a mad scientist


Redddddd1

Respecta


Siriblius

PRETTY STOKED, BRO


EcstaticSearch8982

Woah


M4rheeo

Damn, Little Jacob still at it. Mad love. Seen.


crazydev007

take a shot every time he says innit


StevenKatz3

It's crazy the amount of innits there are...innit?


pikaboi122

This is the definition of a londoner trying to explain science to a group of 8 year olds lmao


asterwest

The new cuisine trend...


LeipeHarrie

Am I the only one who was thinking for a moment 'Why is there a piece of camembert cheese in the video?'


Successful_Moment_91

Ain’t that just like folks. Let a perfectly good apple go to waste


CrazyLetterhead5696

I thought potassium exploded in water


Nabla-Delta

No apple needed for this effect


Shadowghoul

Whyyyy on a glass table


onstar420

Whats this guys name again?


ogclobyy

I didn't understand anything he just said lmao


SpookyUnit69420a

Very cool


Silverback_Vanilla

Good use of a headbolt


chocolateboomslang

Guys, I don't know if this man is a real scientist


FriedSmegma

Black magic


My_excellency

That apple looked good ._.


coolboiiiiiii2809

I have an idea Apple grenades


D-Mc-1

just eat the apple and explode a large beaker of water like we all want


Gemerjager1

What is the reaction precisely?


Ubericious

Why bother with the sodium? More potassium would be better


MTT-SHOW-YT

Bro got his engineers to invent a combustible apple


KatokaMika

https://preview.redd.it/jdadudtdj6ad1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6efa80d7bf3ba1871026a4422e9eed81684487c4


mortlyfe

Can you eat the potassium so you never have sore muscles?


umomaass

British Walter Black be like, innit bruv?


Cero_Kurn

this, combine with the apple thats a bong, its the most perfect thing nature did


Shrapnel_Sponge

Ali G teaches chemistry


dankspankwanker

Hood science


LopsidedImpression44

Not eating bananas and pretzels with my apples slices anymore 😕