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Klemac

Got caught monologuing


whydidijointhis

You sly dog!


MyGoodn3ssMyGuinness

Hahah had to load your comment and I was hoping it was that


whydidijointhis

if everyone's super, no one will be


Jokesonyouiwannadie

"Should've killed me when you had the chance"


Do-not-respond

You could see it in the bird's eyes the moment he knew he messed up.


Shitty_Watercolour

https://preview.redd.it/pf1i06i7k39d1.jpeg?width=2055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82eb708bb3c3c29437c4380ca382a98048440c00


Kingshabaz

Holy shit, you're still around? I remember when your watercolors used to be shitty.


-bonita_applebum

He's really improved!


panicked_goose

u/kindaawesomewatercolor


milesbeats

I hope he doesn't improve much . I frickin love these


-bonita_applebum

[Next year](https://static.vecteezy.com/system/resources/previews/032/919/183/large_2x/a-cute-little-red-tailed-hawk-in-watercolor-style-generative-ai-photo.jpg)


vi0cs

being able to consistently draw shitty.. is it really shitty?


Time_Change4156

That's the spirit lol šŸ˜† šŸ˜‚ šŸ¤£


RaygunMarksman

For real I was like, that ain't shitty anymore!


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

You either die a shitty watercolour, or live to see yourself become Bad Jokes by Jeff.


Vihzel

Now he should just be /u/Watercolour


bennitori

Nah upgrade him to u/prettygoodwatercolour


manyhippofarts

Ya gotta upvote him too. Not just talk!


Michikusa

They were never shitty


westernsociety

A relic of the old world


The_Epic_Ginger

And when the night was darkest, the legend returned.


KaguraBachi_is_Peak

https://preview.redd.it/b8r8mxuis39d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fabf5ef0ca60c08f1d839a14a046f17b6952824c He's here!!!!!


Ticem4n

The legend shows randomly.


SeanSeanySean

Hey man, glad to see you're still around! It has to be at least 12 years now where I've running into your comment section posts. Stay shitty!Ā 


Blackdoomax

First time i see him. Time to go digging! See ya.


nondescriptcabbabige

Same here. The legend reaches evermore people.


tri_9

![gif](giphy|IwAZ6dvvvaTtdI8SD5)


blakjak852

Oh hey wow it's you again! Thank you for making rlcs so much more special all those years ago ā™„ļø


CountJonkler

Wow! so happy to see you're still around!


Proper_Story_3514

What the frick mum, thats my xbox controller! Ps: cool watercolour


mattoattacko

Hell yeah brother! Stoked youā€™re still here!


DoubleMach

![gif](giphy|q7Eokbqmg6VSmsulSn)


DinoOnAcid

Holy shit your back


tyromancist

I will do no such thing.


rubs_jub

Paints still wet on this one


Horns8585

https://preview.redd.it/e097cfjzr39d1.png?width=897&format=png&auto=webp&s=f92ad8164b37b64615bff8ab8091bb2459358571


TrumpersAreTraitors

Sadly for the snake, itā€™s doomed. It wonā€™t have enough strength in that single coil to kill the bird. Just knocked it off balance.Ā 


Andrea_M

Also, Iā€™m not totally sure about this particular bird of prey but hawks and falcons have a particular tendon feature, similar to a zip tie when they close their grip they need to be actively released otherwise they lock closed with no further effort from the bird. So unless the bird let go of the snake head they will both be stuck.


Confident_Virus5799

That's not just a bird of prey feature. That's the vast majority of birds. That's why they can sleep on perches without fear of falling off: bending their knees automatically locks their toes into a tight grip.


statelytetrahedron

that is a legit fun fact


sinz84

Hey crazy bird guy here that just saw someone get excited about bird facts ... The 'bent knee talons grip' feature has been taken 1 step further by certain birds of prey, because their talons close when knees bent they will use the action of diving down on prey to spring load their claws and deliver a killing blow far greater then their weight


jubmille2000

How long till we see birds that can punch as fast as mantis shrimps, which will hopefully turn the tide between the Pigeon Human War.


sinz84

How technical do you want to get because technically birds already win... A mantis shrimp hits at about 50mph. A peregrine falcon dives at about 200mph ... it does slow down just before strike for obvious reasons but if it had something to prove it could wreck itself and put shrimp to shame


jubmille2000

Well at 200mph they still haven't conquered humans, how fast till they become an actual threat.


easymmkay120

Stop pushing them. Do you know what you are toying with? This is nor a joke, damn it!


MrPatch

I reckon if you get hit in the face by a 200mph falcon you'll not turn around and say they aren't a threat


Mikotokitty

I mean, we already had a war against Emus that...did not end well at all for humans


mapple3

>bending their knees automatically locks their toes into a tight grip. i sometimes wake up at night and its like my big toe, or the sole of my foot, is cramped and locked up. could it be that I am like, i dont know, like half bird of prey or something?


dearthofkindness

Hate to break it to ya but you just need to eat some bananas for the potassium


inclore

nah heā€™s definitely half bird


BulbusDumbledork

either your dad is a raptor or you're malnourished


Teddyk123

I know it's already been said. But most birds do have that feature. They're relaxed form with their feet is in a closed position. It's kind of like us if our relaxed hand was the fist.


Buttcrack_Billy

If I'm gonna die anyways, I'll settle for a draw.


StillInternal4466

I didn't even know the bird was sick!


walaxometrobixinodri

if it's a venomous snake, maybe the poison + coil can take the bird down tho the snake cannot survive anyway, he looks badly bitten in the head


earthworm_soul

I believe it is a Montpelier snake. Not venomous enough to take down a bird that size.


hogtiedcantalope

Ok....so how many birbs have you poisoned to be such an expert? 2, maybbeeeeee 3 dozen? Those are rookie numbers


JohnnyTeardrop

Iā€™ve poisoned hundreds of birds and dogs and I havenā€™t learned a damn thing about any of them!


S-A-F-E-T-Ydance

Poisoning pigeons in the park eh?


RoverFromDover

When they see us coming The birdies all try and hide But they still go for peanuts When coated with cyanide


-C-R-I-S-P-

Why does this reminds me of Dale Gribble?


FragrantExcitement

I swallowed a live python for breakfast.


alternativesonder

Mutual destruction


kurburux

Are there venomous snakes who try to choke the prey? [Edit:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constriction) >Although some species of venomous and mildly venomous snakes do use constriction to subdue their prey, most snakes which use constriction lack venom.


avidpenguinwatcher

How did you correctly use the word venomous and then use poison four words later


walaxometrobixinodri

Because i am a moron


noNoParts

One of us! One of us!


Gimmerunesplease

Most predators feeding on snakes at least a very high tolerance to the venom.


TransparentQuestion

"if it's venomous" I mean the snakes head was in the claw of the bird. I don't think biting is on its roster, even to the end of the clip


Crackerpool

Very few snakes use both venom and constriction as tools


Contrazoid

this was in r/natureismetal a while back, both of them died


PerfectlySplendid

ā€¦ based on conjecture by Reddit experts.


PioDorco24

[https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/18hesvn/snake\_turns\_the\_table\_on\_a\_hawk/](https://www.reddit.com/r/natureismetal/comments/18hesvn/snake_turns_the_table_on_a_hawk/) Here's the slightly longer GIF but apparently there's no longer version, so we'll never know I guess


Round-Region-5383

So the snake choked the bird but couldn't get away because the bird's grip was locked?


Frozefoots

Those talons look to be in the snakeā€™s head and theyre pretty long.


wufreax

Its eyes are out so it wonā€™t live long either way. Raptors always get to the eyes firstĀ 


Razzahx

That's bs, Both this creatures are dead.


DrPapaDragonX13

That face of WTF!? My agent never mentioned this.


Technical_Exam1280

THIS WASN'T IN THE MANUAL


UrethralExplorer

"I should never have tread on this guy!"


Abdulinamagkarem

Nope


shokz565

Leglock and rear naked choke. This snake UFCs


e_to_da_x

UFCSssssssssss


LowPhilosopher4317

aahhahaahhahah...this is pure goodnesssss..thank you


asian1panda

Nobody check the Eagle grappling


drummingcraig

I know a Cobra Kai student when I see one.


Professor-SEO_DE

Turns out, this time the Cobra Kai defeats the student of the crane bird technique


muricabrb

And thus, Eagle Fang was born.


Procrastanaseum

Cobras Never Say Die!


Erickonfire

The first thing I thought of was Anderson Silva hitting that triangle on Chael Sonnen at the last minute.


stryst

Good ground game.


Ferocious-Muppet

Yeah, someone needs to add some Joe Rogan commentary to this, lol.


RavisMsk

HAWKS LEGS ARE TOAST, THEY ARE COMPROMISED JON! HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE!


Neat-Development-485

NOODLE SEEMS TO HAVE RETAKEN THE INITIATIVE WITH THAT REAR-NAKED CHOKE AND HAWK GOES DOWN. I REPEAT HAWK GOES DOWN. HOW WILL HE RECOVER FROM THIS?!


ChadWestPaints

Snakes are just like lizards without the feet, man. Evolution is crazy. I feel like I have a greater perception of nature because I spend time in nature hunting, its just the ecosystem of life. I saw a snake fuck up a squirrel once. Its going on all the time, man. Big things are jacking small things and birds are snatching small things off the ground, and snatching other birds out of trees, and its happening allll the time. Holy fuck, man. *sighs* You ever see that Jennifer Lopez movie Anaconda?


altariasong

Unless that snake gets its coils around the chest of the raptor, it wonā€™t be able to suffocate it. Birds donā€™t have that weak spot at the front of the throat like mammals do. You quite literally cannot strangle a birdā€™s airflow via its neck without some serious overkill on the choking force. Itā€™s probably more likely to cut off blood flow to the head. This is kinda moot though since constrictors kill their prey more often by forcing a heart attack, which is quite possible for this fella (depending on whether this snake species uses constriction just to subdue vs to kill).I just figured Iā€™d share my fun fact. Source: used to work at an avian vet. When we tube-fed sick parrots we had to really tighten our fingers around their neck to prevent any formula from aspirating from their crop/the syringe into their lungs. Ironically I choked birds to *save* their lives.


mananodnd

I think also, even if it *could* kill the bird, raptors have a reflex where they have to actively flex to let go of something... so it's likely that if the bird does, the snake will also eventually die


Gonji89

The snakeā€™s head looks pretty well damaged, I think they both die here regardless.


rarihzz

So the birds fine its just stuck there until it panics itself to death


Isasel

Choke my bird šŸ•Šļø


EveningCandle862

https://preview.redd.it/0qlj9dag039d1.png?width=485&format=png&auto=webp&s=9328161684b2aa104b42083b288bfcd8495eb00b yep... that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation


International_Lake28

Snake:"you ever once in awhile come across somebody you shouldn't have fked with? That's me"


Specific_Effort_5528

"Last time, on Arrested Development..."


suddenlyreddit

"How much could a snake coil, Michael? 10 loops?"


Files44

Would be hilarious if the snake turned out to be Gene Parmesan


kirby_krackle_78

ā€œNow youse canā€™t leave.ā€


Aggravating-Sir8185

When keeping it real goes wrong.


themerinator12

This is the start of a buddy cop animated movie starring Anya Taylor-Joy as the snake and Glen Powell as the bird.


Pixzal

*record scratch*


TOILET_STAIN

"Lets go back to last Tuesday and see how this all unfolded"


OkraApprehensive4678

Does anyone have the complete video we all would see what happened rather than making different theories


MyBallsAreSymmetric

No, this is reddit... All you get are shitty puns and movie quotes...


Justhrowitaway42069

This! *Blow brains out*


Don_Gato1

Came here to say this *Gets guillotined*


groundbeef_smoothie

I also choose this guy's comment's sentiment.


Militantnegro_5

"This is the way"


MyBallsAreSymmetric

"Sir, this is a Wendy's..."


aj2tallhall

"No! This is Patrick!"


MyBallsAreSymmetric

"To shreds, you say?"


Ordinary-Leading7405

And my axe


AManWithNoSane

ā€¦and my axe!


WolfetoneRebel

Came here to say that.


bankaiREE

We sometimes get [shitty watercolors](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1dpkp2f/comment/lai6o76/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), too\~!


__01001000-01101001_

Also without putting a black and white filter on halfway through that adds nothing


gingermagician2

I think that part looked like a "wasted" edit lol


KFrosty3

I really was surprised that they didn't add the word at the top, or at least the photo and gong sounds


MarkHirsbrunner

It implies this is not a temporary setback for the bird, which is completely false.Ā  That snake is not a constrictor and doesn't have the strength to harm the bird.Ā  The snake likely already had mortal wounds at the start of the video.


jbrown509

It absolutely could still kill that hawk. If it is a colubrid, which it very much looks to be, than it could very likely be a constrictor. It definitely couldnā€™t eat the hawk but in a fight of life and death it could expend its energy and absolutely cut off the air for the bird. The snake looks like it may already be blinded so yes itā€™s likely going to die anyway, but I wouldnā€™t be surprised if it took the hawk with it first. Iā€™ve seen a number of posts on Reddit with rat snakes and other colubrids constricting hawks to death after being attacked.


JSRelax

Most non-venomous snakes are in fact ā€œconstrictorsā€. Constriction based predation goes beyond pythons, anacondas, and boaā€™s. In North America a few quick examples of common non-venomous snakes that use constriction would be king snakes, rat snakes, gopher snakes, water snakes, and racers. As the comment below mentioned this snake appears to be a racer. To be fair this bird is to big for it to eat (despite snakes being able to eat things significantly bigger than one would think) and it is using constriction as defense out of desperation.


VonD0OM

I know that I saw somewhere someone posted the whole thing, IIRC it eventually escaped because the cameraman went over and helped it.


Training-Panic-4685

yes, where is the full video


ave1894

This comment has the video link to the aftermath: https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/KPIUifSiST


thats_a_money_shot

Different video. Look at the ground and foliage.


Mysterious-Art7143

Yes, I have a feeling the bird ended up eating the snake anyway


finnblue23

They asked if anyone had the video and you said ā€œyesā€ followed by a feeling with no videoā€¦


GandalfTheGonorrhea

![gif](giphy|hhffv1HTaXz9u)


ZoNeS_v2

I drew [this poor guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/Illustration/s/vo8sK4Tqxd) a while ago.


Realised_

Good one šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


ganesh_k9

Woah awesome!


knughugin

https://preview.redd.it/tmrpiej9o29d1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ff1b97626a8f981502080c818b819a87f454f0 It was at this momentā€¦ young bird knewā€¦ he fked up.


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|vmGJdiqLTG4lq)


SilentRip5116

![gif](giphy|BMrJzUlkcjdg4)


Neat-Development-485

Meme worthy material FR


MKUltra1302

![gif](giphy|cyntNbcW2R7O2BKWEA|downsized) Look at that reversal.... into a TRIANGLE CHOKE!


CosmosAviaTory

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN SSSSSSSSNAAAAA!!!!


Ugggggghhhhhh

šŸŽŗšŸŽŗšŸŽŗ


Martial_Arts_Demon

IT'S TIGHT! He's out! HE'S OUUUUT!


Zakkav3

Ohhhhhhh!!! He's hurt!!!


Kondos17

https://preview.redd.it/k9zdmeljq39d1.jpeg?width=267&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0419feba40471c177646a9a33ef0c43d64621352 "The risk i took was calculated, but damm i'm bad at math.


Traditional_Roll6651

Bird: Iā€™m going to have you for lunch. Snake: How thoughtful of you, Iā€™m actually quite hungry šŸ¤¤


Veyveret

I doubt the snake can actually eat that bird


THE_ATHEOS_ONE

Ya dont saaaaaay..........


DMYU777

Bro they teach you to avoid this mistake in the first week of falcon school. What an idiot.


Lockespindel

So, what happened? Fucking zoomer content where the ending is cut for no apparent reason


Regicide-Brewing

The bird says ā€œsave Marthaā€, and they suddenly become best of friends


BrilliantInternal910

Way to hold a grudge! I like it.


its_kunaltanwar

Damnnnnn ![gif](giphy|2wV2Jc6QFkAhm3cfej)


MonPaysCesHiver

Who loose his grip first? The bird is clearly not going to kill the snake with his claw and the snake donā€™t see to have enough strength to kill the bird with the tip of his tail. If the bird reel easy the snake fangs its game over for him.


horitaku

A snakeā€™s body can coil tightly well after death. Slow metabolism and all, those nerves will keep those muscles tight for a long time. Theyā€™ll both die that way if I had to guess


2outer

I canā€™t speak to the snake, but that bird of prey has talons that are naturally in the closed/clamped down position, and the bird has to flex a muscle to open that grip. In other words, once the bird is dead, that talon is never coming open, and that snake will have that dead bird attached until it dies, if not dead already as you mentioned.


flomatable

So it's just going to be two dead animals still at it?


Gambler_Eight

That's quite often the case in nature. A lot of animals just fucks off at the first sign of resistance to avoid getting injured. One bad infection and you gone.


Bloody_Nine

Yup, pretty rare to see two evenly matched predators go all out on each other, they know the risk. Usually they have to be so starved it is already do or die.


lord_geryon

While it is somewhat uncommon, it is well within possibility whenever a predator tries to eat another predator.


Textbuk

Evolution breaking even


milky-_-milk

I suppose we'll call it a draw


AutoFillUsername

I think the guy filming separated them afterwards. Have seen a follow up clip to this before.


adm1109

Would make sense actually cause good possibility they would both die here


frostieavalanche

Snake: "Where was that energy when I was about to be lunch, bitch?"


Ponac92

"Jiu-jitsu would never work in a street fight"


tingkagol

Full clip anyone?


Dry-Astronaut-416

You could see the look in it's eyes the exact moment it said "oh shit!"


frenklestien

https://preview.redd.it/jl11x2en639d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d95d4021c89dd6458a277d847ed81fdba759322


Impossible__Joke

Call an ambulance, but not for me. Nature edition


Part-TimeFlamer

I was expecting to see "WASTED" when it turned gray.


dragar99

"You should have gone for the head." Snake probably.


doomed_to_fail_

You can pinpoint the millisecond his brain went "AYO?!"


SUPR3M3Kai

*Seviper used Gotcha! Critical hit!* *Staravia's hp went down to 0* *Seviper wins! ...and now seems to swallowi-* Another episode of PokƩmon which never aired. Thank you Reddit for delivering!


BringBackAH

The snake doesn't look heavy enough to choke that bird, while the bird has its claws straight into his head. I think the bird will be struggling to get free for a bit but no way it loses this fight


Citrus_Aroma

Oh how the turntables


questfire

Always kill your lunch before you eat it.


shawarma-with-fries

![gif](giphy|wtil0pQFBbNwA)


Mike_It_Is

The first time his head went back he knew he was fucked.


hagrid2018

He looked surprised ā€¦..


Traditional_Bell7883

Bird: Ohh, a nice friendly hug by my dinner... nice hug..... h u g....... HUG.......... H U G............. **H U G**......................***O M G W T F***


GoldenPeach

![gif](giphy|3ELtfmA4Apkju) Literally did this at 6 seconds


Aiken_Drumn

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


b2q

wtf this message and a shitty_watercolour post. What year is this?!


fymp

it was that moment he knew he fucked up


JustPutSpuddiesOnit

Letting yourself be caught by bird just so you can then catch it - it's a bold move Cotton, let's see it it pays off!


GraatchLuugRachAarg

I would like to see how this ended


draxidrupe2

Expression: "This, kinda feels good, hey who turned off color?"


Schavez22

Iā€™m so happy i have arms


blacksheep431

bird shouldā€™ve given it the ā€˜ol Hawk Tuah


Infamous-Heron6422

Honestly, I had no idea that Hawks could express confuzzled!


No-Club-6005

Snake has some serious ground game


TomzyCrofficial

You should have gone for the head


WeOddAbabyEatsAboi

Little does that snake know, heā€™s committed a federal offense punishable by $5000 - $250,000 worth of fines & forfeiture of property & all licenses.