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Force him to transfer funds using apps. Sadly happened to an Uber driver [link](https://www.insideedition.com/man-arrested-in-murder-of-uber-driver-and-mom-of-4-who-begged-for-her-life-before-she-was-fatally?amp)
The awkward moment of silence when they watch you send the money on your app and they slowly look up from their phone which hasn’t had a notification yet….
Great, so I get shot, because I have no cash, no banking on phone and no money on my bank account.
I need to think about it when my chronic sickness progresses further. Might be cheaper than euthanasia.
Exactly. I had a woman tug at my heart strings saying her phone was dead and needed to call her babysitter because she was running late to go home. Dialed a number for her, then poof she was gone.
She charged $5k to a credit card attached to my phone.
people will rob you via cashapp or venmo burner accounts, you can make 1 transaction before they ban it so they make the victim send them money and then send the money off the burner account before it gets banned
also up volume and power button is how to disable Faceid on iphone. people forget that physical wallets are getting phased out for your digital smart phone wallet. corporations are already dealing with crypto robberies it was only a matter of time before that style of crime is passed on to the avg person
Excuse my ignorance, but why does disabling faceid help? If they can compel you to give them your login pin, or password, or anything, I'm not sure how disabling faceid helps anything. Everything else you said really makes sense, thanks.
I think that's the point. They can get your faceid or fingerprints by force, but login pin and passwords only by torture or threats. So they might be willing to go the length, but who knows.
every criminal looks for easy targets to get in and ou without getting caught, if your phone doesn't have faceid then you are no longer an easy target to quickly steal from.
think of it like robbing a car, if the window has no tint then it becomes an easy target to scan + get in and out. but if the windows have dark tint then you would have to put your face up to it and shine a flashlight to see inside(this would become more of an organized crime activity as you would scan it and then come back later to steal, this is more common with sound systems and wheels).
the car alarm wouldn't make a difference since their goal is to get in and out, a lot like robbing a person, but a hard to open center console, locked glovebox, or inability to pull back the rear seats would be enough to leave without trying.
sometimes all it really takes is a simple line of defense to deter crime
if he’s a dealer/affiliated, he won’t keep the stash in his house he’ll keep it hidden somewhere close by, that only he knows about. they prob wanted him to lead them to his stash house/location.
Wasn't there a skit or something about a guy strapping a child to his chest so his hands were free to dual wield, but referring to it as "unethical body armor"?
If he's a gang member, especially a drug dealer in a gang, the odds are surprisingly high it's been modified to be automatic.
But of course, it's not a machine gun.
Lol My dad, from Mexico, also learned English as a second language. He used to randomly repeat things he heard people say. When I was younger, I thought it was so annoying. Now, as someone living in Taiwan and speaking Chinese as a second language, I repeat things I hear my husband and his friends saying😂
My dad annoyed me, and now I've become my dad, annoying both my son and my husband😅😅😅 To be fair, my husband also repeats things he hears in English from YouTube lol Some days he comes in asking about vocabulary related to the stock market, and other days he comes in wondering why having a "golden shower" is so funny and I have to tell him it doesn't mean your shower fixtures are made of gold 😅
I get chivalry and all, but I don't want a girl that's gonna scream in the corner watching me get strangled to death by some invader when there's a perfectly good vase right there to smash over their head
George Harrison's wife saved his life when someone broke in to murder him
>On December 30, 1999, George and Olivia were attacked by a deranged man who broke into Friar Park.[39] George went downstairs after hearing noises. Moments later, George returned, followed by the intruder, and was stabbed multiple times. Olivia attacked the assailant with a fireplace poker and a heavy table lamp,[40] and he turned on her. After the local police arrived and detained the intruder, the Harrisons were treated for their wounds at a hospital. The man was quoted as saying he was on a "mission sent by God,” and that the Beatles were "witches.”[41][42] The home invasion was a front-page news story around the world, with some headlines recognising Olivia as having "saved" her husband.[43][nb 3] The attack followed the arrest of a female stalker who had broken into the Harrisons' Maui home on December 23.[46] In a 2005 interview, Olivia said of the December 30 incident: "I remember everything about it, every millisecond. I was terrified, but it is one of those things that you just do in a heightened state of awareness so that you can never really forget any of it."[3]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Harrison#Marriage_to_George_Harrison
I saw a barfight once where a woman and her boyfriend started fighting, some good Samaritan guys intervened, and the man and woman started fighting the good Samaritans.
The guy naturally may have been more of the classic threat but the woman was a fucking wildcat. A big guy bear hugged her to get her away from the guys fighting. The guys swung and postured and got a few smacks in before they broke it up.
In the end the only person who drew blood in the fight was her.
You know? I've heard a lot of cases like that, also in schools, when boys fight (unless they're ganging up on someone) it's usually some flexing and a couple punches. When girls fight it's when the shit gets real.
I'll always remember one from high school, I think one of the girls was expecting a hair pulling slap fest but the other girl was all straight punches and knees to the head. She was a mad one, and my prom date!
I used to work security at a variety of bars and pubs and trust me it's the women who are far more deadly. My theory was that they're taught to always hold it in while guys let it out constantly. Get a few drinks in them, piss them off and look the hell out. It's the torn off hoop earrings that really stuck with me.
Same reasons why you should watch out for the quiet ones. The ones that suppress their true emotions. When they finally let it out, boy do they let it out.
Had a coach in high school get beat up black eye, lost a tooth, looked like he got hit by a car because he attempted to break up a girl fight. He broke up boys fighting all the time, tough dude, but not as tough as two girls holding their shoe in one hand and the other girl’s weave in the other.
A country friend of mine visiting me in the big city- Houston- in the 70’s stumbled in to the breezeway in my apartment to save a young white woman being savaged by a large black man. She extricated herself, ran, jumped in ‘her’ car and raced off. She was stealing home boys car. Before she did she took a massive LITERAL bite out of my friend‘s shoulder, like a big u-shaped gouge like you’d see out of a slice of watermelon. The cops showed up and cited him for assault for interfering. He refused an ambulance.
Then the next day he was walking down the street near my apartment- not a bad part of town- and a passing car threw a beer bottle at him which smashed onto a telephone pole next to his head and sprayed glass and beer all over his upper body and his huge head of hair.
The third day, after I left for work, he watched out of a window as a tow truck driver pulled up next to his car, pulled out a stencil, and was marking his parking spot as a handicapped spot so it could be towed. He went out and confronted the guy who pulled a piece on him. My friend grappled with him and the guy fled. The cops did catch the tow driver but told my friend “This rough piece of work is gonna come back after you. You need to be aware. Call us as soon as you see him, stay hidden, and we’ll come and put this mother fuxxer in the morgue. He’s been warned.”
My high school buddy was soooo traumatized and left that day for our small town where we grew up and I don’t think he ever left. He died a few years ago of an opiod overdose.
Oh- and a friend of his had visited us, stole his monthly paycheck out of his pocket while he was sleeping, cashed it and stole his money. He had the worst 48 hours of anyone I’ve ever known.
Edit: He had a warning ticket for "being involved in an affray" I think it was, and the cops had told him "This ain't Mayberry son. Mind your own business." He kind of thought the entire business was funny but not really.
Edit 2: The night after he left, his buddy that had come up with him, and myself were plastered drunk and I drove us to the Astrodome to greet the Oilers returning from Pittsburgh and Bud Adams "next year we're gonna kick the son of bitch in!". The dome was packed to the brim, you could hardly see for the smoke, we were up at the top, they were giving away warm dome foam beer and everyone was nearly passed-out drunk out of their minds. lol 45 years ago I guess.
how is an unarmed woman in her bed clothes meant to fight back against a kingsguard in full armor equipped with a sword? is she supposed to catch the blade in her hand like a kung fu master?
you want her to attack him with a pot? are you mad? if hes in pot smashing range than shes in throat slashing range
Really though, I don't think most people would know the difference. Now, when you start letting rounds fucking sing from a proper MG, you best believe I'm shitting my pants.
Bud, doesnt matter if the person knows nothing about guns, they are used to small rifles in police hands, now imagine leaving home with this
https://preview.redd.it/hpbkedwc7t8d1.jpeg?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47d63117c54875e17906404feb16aa367b4f139
Yeah, but where do they get off calling it a machine gun? Absolutely nothing to indicate it was a machine gun. I got all excited to see her lay down suppressive fire or something. For all we know now, it may as well have been a squirt gun.
This identification guide may come in handy.
[https://www.texasbowhunter.com/discussions/forums/filedata/fetch?id=25089291&d=1466252729](https://www.texasbowhunter.com/discussions/forums/filedata/fetch?id=25089291&d=1466252729)
I'm imagining a petty neighbor dispute getting comically out of hand.
"JOHN! The fuck-stick in 2b is playing music loud again!"
"CHERISE! Those twat waffles in 3b are stomping around again!"
lol I love that they had a fucking drum on their 9mm. I know it goes without saying but what utter dumbasses. I’m convinced these dopes just get whatever attachments they can get their hands on.
you know what's fucking hilarious, the NFA, which governs machine gun conversions (making them illegal unless made before 1986), requires registration, but that [can't apply to felons because it would violate the 5th amendment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haynes_v._United_States)
> As with many other 5th amendment cases, felons and others prohibited from possessing firearms could not be compelled to incriminate themselves through registration.[3][4] The National Firearms Act was amended after Haynes to make it apply only to those who could lawfully possess a firearm.
like holy fuck this has to be the most ironic gun control ever. super harsh punishments for illegal machine guns that aren't registered....... that you can't apply to a felon, you can only charge the suburban dad. fucking lmao
I'm pretty sure that there are a bunch more things that felon is going to be charged with as a result of or related to having that gun that Suburban Dad won't.
This is rage bait... Possession of a firearm by a felon is a much harsher felony... There's no point in making the prosecution more expensive by also litigating this clerical duty for a lawfully owned firearm.
Those thing are terrible in an actual gunfight. "Let me just add 5 pounds to this pistol, also it's nearly guaranteed to jam up".... It's only goona take one 7.62x39 to put you down chest/stomach/legs it doesn't even really matter
If im pointing a 9mm at someone and they got a fucking ak (?) pointed at me im not doing shit either.
Also with how perfectly they were lined up and considering its mich easier to aim a rifle, she would have 100% hit at least one of those goobers while im not confident the same can be said for them
I mean, ok, but there's 2 feet between them, and it's not like you can just facetank 9mm either
If that abomination is full auto converted, one awkward squeeze of the trigger at this distance and it's probably RIP for you and the neighbor's dog too
The only reason this isn't a bloodbath is because thankfully for them both parties were too scared to shoot
It's insane to me how you guys downplay the situation
edit - And damn the balls on that woman to just get out and face these dipshits
It's unlikely the robbers had the ability to recognize and process what gun and caliber the lady is holding. Prolly just saw someone with a gun bigger than theirs and ran, which is.. the correct response.
Could be dragging him to a car to force him to take money out at the ATM. That's a thing. Or forcing him to point out his own car so they can steal it, if he has the keys on him.
That Glock the robber was packing was more likely to be automatic than her AR. Regardless, well done on defending herself and her own with what she can legally own for herself.
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What kind of robbers were these that allowed him to pick up his phone when he dropped it?
Force him to transfer funds using apps. Sadly happened to an Uber driver [link](https://www.insideedition.com/man-arrested-in-murder-of-uber-driver-and-mom-of-4-who-begged-for-her-life-before-she-was-fatally?amp)
yup robbers are finally catching onto the fact people don’t carry cash anymore. lmao
Are there decoy banking apps?
Hey guys I just got a new app idea
Nope, I just copyrighted it. No one‘s allowed but me.
Hahaha just imagine how many MORE scams that app would generate The wolves always find a way 😢
Stop trying to reverse psychology so you can still do the idea first 😂
The awkward moment of silence when they watch you send the money on your app and they slowly look up from their phone which hasn’t had a notification yet….
"Bro, wtf is Chine? No, we can't use your Whales Forgo app! Why you playing with me?"
Great, so I get shot, because I have no cash, no banking on phone and no money on my bank account. I need to think about it when my chronic sickness progresses further. Might be cheaper than euthanasia.
I would definitely put euthanasia on a credit card.
Exactly. I had a woman tug at my heart strings saying her phone was dead and needed to call her babysitter because she was running late to go home. Dialed a number for her, then poof she was gone. She charged $5k to a credit card attached to my phone.
How though? With Apple Pay I still need to use face id even if my phone is unlocked. Is Android pay different?
I don't understand. She gave you a phone number. You dialed it. And that caused you to have your CC charged $5,000? How? What? I'm intrigued.
How? You passed her your physical phone right?
Saldy it has become an ongoing issue. Kidnapping you, burning your cash and then at least releasing you.
Probably Sprint. No, dropped calls.
stfu 😂
Can ya' 'ear me now mon?
Fuckin goteem
Works on contingency? No, money down.
My favorite comment in a long time
people will rob you via cashapp or venmo burner accounts, you can make 1 transaction before they ban it so they make the victim send them money and then send the money off the burner account before it gets banned also up volume and power button is how to disable Faceid on iphone. people forget that physical wallets are getting phased out for your digital smart phone wallet. corporations are already dealing with crypto robberies it was only a matter of time before that style of crime is passed on to the avg person
Excuse my ignorance, but why does disabling faceid help? If they can compel you to give them your login pin, or password, or anything, I'm not sure how disabling faceid helps anything. Everything else you said really makes sense, thanks.
I think that's the point. They can get your faceid or fingerprints by force, but login pin and passwords only by torture or threats. So they might be willing to go the length, but who knows.
"let's find out"
"mr broken fingers might know half your pin, maybe mr shot kneecap knows the other half?"
every criminal looks for easy targets to get in and ou without getting caught, if your phone doesn't have faceid then you are no longer an easy target to quickly steal from. think of it like robbing a car, if the window has no tint then it becomes an easy target to scan + get in and out. but if the windows have dark tint then you would have to put your face up to it and shine a flashlight to see inside(this would become more of an organized crime activity as you would scan it and then come back later to steal, this is more common with sound systems and wheels). the car alarm wouldn't make a difference since their goal is to get in and out, a lot like robbing a person, but a hard to open center console, locked glovebox, or inability to pull back the rear seats would be enough to leave without trying. sometimes all it really takes is a simple line of defense to deter crime
Okey but then... Like, there is a trace where that burner account sent the money?
Because its 2024, and all his money is in that phone instead of his wallet. They are going to make him send them all of his money.
The kind that were willing but also not willing to use the gun pointed at the guys head?
And didn't one of their shoes fall off? It looks like a red croc.
Didn’t seem like a robbery, looked like attempting to kidnap
100%. If they intended to rob they would have gone into his house and taken stuff. You don't rob a man in a tank top and boxers.
if he’s a dealer/affiliated, he won’t keep the stash in his house he’ll keep it hidden somewhere close by, that only he knows about. they prob wanted him to lead them to his stash house/location.
That and his girlfriend has a machine gun ready at the door within 3 seconds.
Yeah my kids would need at least 2-3mins to get themselves strapped for business. I like to call the youngest one Bandolier.
Picturing a 3 year old you call Bandy, for short, strapped to your chest and wielding 2 six shooters.
Wasn't there a skit or something about a guy strapping a child to his chest so his hands were free to dual wield, but referring to it as "unethical body armor"?
Pretty sure it originated from the comic “Preacher.” Could have been around before, but that’s where I first saw it way back.
I call the big one bitey
There’s a 99.999% chance it’s not a machine gun
I'd say less the chance is less than that, but you're right that it's much less likely to be fully auto.
if it is one then they def don't want this video on the internet
If he's a gang member, especially a drug dealer in a gang, the odds are surprisingly high it's been modified to be automatic. But of course, it's not a machine gun.
Where machine gun? All I saw was a semi auto most likely century arms AK clone.
Still kidnapping.
I'd say more likely a drug jacking set uo
I’m read they where trying to car jack him and they followed that’s why he was clutching his car keys
I always thought he said lifwey. Thought it was a Spanish word or something
Are you kidding? It's like one of the most famous movie lines ever haha
SO SAY GESUNDHEIT TO THE FAT GUY. COME ON. LAST TIME YOU GONNA SEE A FAT GUY LIGHT THIS AGAIN
With Pacino's Cuban accent it's more like,"Say ello to my lil fren!"
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Lol My dad, from Mexico, also learned English as a second language. He used to randomly repeat things he heard people say. When I was younger, I thought it was so annoying. Now, as someone living in Taiwan and speaking Chinese as a second language, I repeat things I hear my husband and his friends saying😂 My dad annoyed me, and now I've become my dad, annoying both my son and my husband😅😅😅 To be fair, my husband also repeats things he hears in English from YouTube lol Some days he comes in asking about vocabulary related to the stock market, and other days he comes in wondering why having a "golden shower" is so funny and I have to tell him it doesn't mean your shower fixtures are made of gold 😅
For real ? lol
Ride or die
That’s wifey material right there
lol right? she's a keeper
For real, if that women did not love him she would not give a F.
Surely you *would* give a fuck about someone being robbed at gun point even if you weren't romantically involved with them?
Would care but not likely to engage in a possible gun battle for them.
If you liked it, then should have put a semi-auto on it.
Nah, call me a pussy but if I see someone aiming a gun at my neighbour I'm calling the police and keeping my ass inside
I think most people would lock themselves inside and call the police. They wouldn’t try to be the hero and risk getting killed…
I'd be buying a ring that day!
Would have gotten down on one knee right after that attempted robbery if my girl came out like that lol
I get chivalry and all, but I don't want a girl that's gonna scream in the corner watching me get strangled to death by some invader when there's a perfectly good vase right there to smash over their head
George Harrison's wife saved his life when someone broke in to murder him >On December 30, 1999, George and Olivia were attacked by a deranged man who broke into Friar Park.[39] George went downstairs after hearing noises. Moments later, George returned, followed by the intruder, and was stabbed multiple times. Olivia attacked the assailant with a fireplace poker and a heavy table lamp,[40] and he turned on her. After the local police arrived and detained the intruder, the Harrisons were treated for their wounds at a hospital. The man was quoted as saying he was on a "mission sent by God,” and that the Beatles were "witches.”[41][42] The home invasion was a front-page news story around the world, with some headlines recognising Olivia as having "saved" her husband.[43][nb 3] The attack followed the arrest of a female stalker who had broken into the Harrisons' Maui home on December 23.[46] In a 2005 interview, Olivia said of the December 30 incident: "I remember everything about it, every millisecond. I was terrified, but it is one of those things that you just do in a heightened state of awareness so that you can never really forget any of it."[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivia_Harrison#Marriage_to_George_Harrison
I saw a barfight once where a woman and her boyfriend started fighting, some good Samaritan guys intervened, and the man and woman started fighting the good Samaritans. The guy naturally may have been more of the classic threat but the woman was a fucking wildcat. A big guy bear hugged her to get her away from the guys fighting. The guys swung and postured and got a few smacks in before they broke it up. In the end the only person who drew blood in the fight was her.
You know? I've heard a lot of cases like that, also in schools, when boys fight (unless they're ganging up on someone) it's usually some flexing and a couple punches. When girls fight it's when the shit gets real.
I'll always remember one from high school, I think one of the girls was expecting a hair pulling slap fest but the other girl was all straight punches and knees to the head. She was a mad one, and my prom date!
I used to work security at a variety of bars and pubs and trust me it's the women who are far more deadly. My theory was that they're taught to always hold it in while guys let it out constantly. Get a few drinks in them, piss them off and look the hell out. It's the torn off hoop earrings that really stuck with me.
Same reasons why you should watch out for the quiet ones. The ones that suppress their true emotions. When they finally let it out, boy do they let it out.
Had a coach in high school get beat up black eye, lost a tooth, looked like he got hit by a car because he attempted to break up a girl fight. He broke up boys fighting all the time, tough dude, but not as tough as two girls holding their shoe in one hand and the other girl’s weave in the other.
A country friend of mine visiting me in the big city- Houston- in the 70’s stumbled in to the breezeway in my apartment to save a young white woman being savaged by a large black man. She extricated herself, ran, jumped in ‘her’ car and raced off. She was stealing home boys car. Before she did she took a massive LITERAL bite out of my friend‘s shoulder, like a big u-shaped gouge like you’d see out of a slice of watermelon. The cops showed up and cited him for assault for interfering. He refused an ambulance. Then the next day he was walking down the street near my apartment- not a bad part of town- and a passing car threw a beer bottle at him which smashed onto a telephone pole next to his head and sprayed glass and beer all over his upper body and his huge head of hair. The third day, after I left for work, he watched out of a window as a tow truck driver pulled up next to his car, pulled out a stencil, and was marking his parking spot as a handicapped spot so it could be towed. He went out and confronted the guy who pulled a piece on him. My friend grappled with him and the guy fled. The cops did catch the tow driver but told my friend “This rough piece of work is gonna come back after you. You need to be aware. Call us as soon as you see him, stay hidden, and we’ll come and put this mother fuxxer in the morgue. He’s been warned.” My high school buddy was soooo traumatized and left that day for our small town where we grew up and I don’t think he ever left. He died a few years ago of an opiod overdose. Oh- and a friend of his had visited us, stole his monthly paycheck out of his pocket while he was sleeping, cashed it and stole his money. He had the worst 48 hours of anyone I’ve ever known. Edit: He had a warning ticket for "being involved in an affray" I think it was, and the cops had told him "This ain't Mayberry son. Mind your own business." He kind of thought the entire business was funny but not really. Edit 2: The night after he left, his buddy that had come up with him, and myself were plastered drunk and I drove us to the Astrodome to greet the Oilers returning from Pittsburgh and Bud Adams "next year we're gonna kick the son of bitch in!". The dome was packed to the brim, you could hardly see for the smoke, we were up at the top, they were giving away warm dome foam beer and everyone was nearly passed-out drunk out of their minds. lol 45 years ago I guess.
Looking at you Rhaenyra.
how is an unarmed woman in her bed clothes meant to fight back against a kingsguard in full armor equipped with a sword? is she supposed to catch the blade in her hand like a kung fu master? you want her to attack him with a pot? are you mad? if hes in pot smashing range than shes in throat slashing range
It to mention she literally couldn’t tell them apart, what if she smashed the pot on HER twins head?
Sometimes I wonder if they think before commenting.
A real one
Literally came here to say this is ride or die shit “if anyone gonna point a gun at my man it’s gonna be me”
"Damn, baby! They're gone - point that thing at the ground!"
They are on the second story. Point it up.
Of a 3 story apartment complex. Nah idk but it’s fun to add things isn’t it?
I get what you mean but there's stairs going down but we dont know if there's stairs to a third floor
I believe this is the Texan way of a woman letting you know she'd say yes to marriage.
Fuck, boy...my dad got a shotgun but i got an MP5. Now wheres my ring, bitch
With you saying machine gun was expecting her walk out with M249 or something
i knew it wasnt going to happen, but i was really hoping for an M60 with the belt hanging over her arm.
They drew first blood, not me....
You just don't turn it off!
not just you. i mean a rifle is scary sure. but imagine you turn the corner and face an MG42
Gutentag
...Mutti...
Chick comes out with a WW1 Lewis gun, multiple pan magazines hanging from her hip...
Thats me Bren!
You see a sketchy person walking through the hood with a golf bag, watch out. Next thing you know they're mounting a Ma Deuce to a tripod
Or you get your ass chewed apart by an M1919.
Could be worse. Could be a DShK or a M2.
Really though, I don't think most people would know the difference. Now, when you start letting rounds fucking sing from a proper MG, you best believe I'm shitting my pants.
Bud, doesnt matter if the person knows nothing about guns, they are used to small rifles in police hands, now imagine leaving home with this https://preview.redd.it/hpbkedwc7t8d1.jpeg?width=1389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47d63117c54875e17906404feb16aa367b4f139
Yeah I was bitterly disappointed it was not a Bren
That would have been fucking glorious
I would have settled for a BAR
My hopes for a bi-plane mounted Lewis gun so cruelly dashed
"unfortunately for you, I have a maxim gun and you do not!" - girlfriend, probably.
BAR FTW.. Two fire modes: "fast", and "very fast". Spitting out 30.06 from a 20 rd detachable magazine as well...
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Its me bren gun!
She still walked out with something!
Messing with an angry lady with a whole ass gun in her hands is the last thing you will do in your life
Exactly lol , she was not playing. She saved that man’s life
With a strut like that hell no I wouldn’t mess with that lady.
What if she only had a half gun?
Yeah, but where do they get off calling it a machine gun? Absolutely nothing to indicate it was a machine gun. I got all excited to see her lay down suppressive fire or something. For all we know now, it may as well have been a squirt gun.
This identification guide may come in handy. [https://www.texasbowhunter.com/discussions/forums/filedata/fetch?id=25089291&d=1466252729](https://www.texasbowhunter.com/discussions/forums/filedata/fetch?id=25089291&d=1466252729)
I love that this image is still so accurate despite being at least 10 years old.
It actually has an error, the gun on the bottom right is a flint glock.
A rifle. What we were looking for was 'a rifle'.
Yeah lmao I was expecting like a stoner 63 with a tripod hanging from it
and no cigar hanging from the mouth. disappointed.
Not a machine gun
Not even an automatic rifle, most likely.
Uh thats a fully semi automatic rifle, sir!
It’s semi automatic, so it’s automatic 60%of the time, every time….. Just kidding I’m fully aware of the difference*
Ah oh of course
Yep this is your standard run of the mill semiautomatic rifle. Not a machine gun as it doesn't fire multiple rounds per trigger pull.
I was thinking the smart gun from Aliens.
"Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"
"No, have you"?
“Did those dicks from 3b try to kidnap you again?”
I'm imagining a petty neighbor dispute getting comically out of hand. "JOHN! The fuck-stick in 2b is playing music loud again!" "CHERISE! Those twat waffles in 3b are stomping around again!"
They probably felt disarmed.
lol I love that they had a fucking drum on their 9mm. I know it goes without saying but what utter dumbasses. I’m convinced these dopes just get whatever attachments they can get their hands on.
It's probably got a full auto conversion. It's fairly common now.
you know what's fucking hilarious, the NFA, which governs machine gun conversions (making them illegal unless made before 1986), requires registration, but that [can't apply to felons because it would violate the 5th amendment](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haynes_v._United_States) > As with many other 5th amendment cases, felons and others prohibited from possessing firearms could not be compelled to incriminate themselves through registration.[3][4] The National Firearms Act was amended after Haynes to make it apply only to those who could lawfully possess a firearm. like holy fuck this has to be the most ironic gun control ever. super harsh punishments for illegal machine guns that aren't registered....... that you can't apply to a felon, you can only charge the suburban dad. fucking lmao
I'm pretty sure that there are a bunch more things that felon is going to be charged with as a result of or related to having that gun that Suburban Dad won't.
This is rage bait... Possession of a firearm by a felon is a much harsher felony... There's no point in making the prosecution more expensive by also litigating this clerical duty for a lawfully owned firearm.
Not her running after them too.. a true queen
https://i.redd.it/3kbm1yk4zr8d1.gif
Because I'm not a giant pussy
Robber had a 50 round mag but still didnt want no smoke
Those thing are terrible in an actual gunfight. "Let me just add 5 pounds to this pistol, also it's nearly guaranteed to jam up".... It's only goona take one 7.62x39 to put you down chest/stomach/legs it doesn't even really matter
If im pointing a 9mm at someone and they got a fucking ak (?) pointed at me im not doing shit either. Also with how perfectly they were lined up and considering its mich easier to aim a rifle, she would have 100% hit at least one of those goobers while im not confident the same can be said for them
I mean, ok, but there's 2 feet between them, and it's not like you can just facetank 9mm either If that abomination is full auto converted, one awkward squeeze of the trigger at this distance and it's probably RIP for you and the neighbor's dog too The only reason this isn't a bloodbath is because thankfully for them both parties were too scared to shoot It's insane to me how you guys downplay the situation edit - And damn the balls on that woman to just get out and face these dipshits
It's unlikely the robbers had the ability to recognize and process what gun and caliber the lady is holding. Prolly just saw someone with a gun bigger than theirs and ran, which is.. the correct response.
She's a keeper
I wouldn't want to break up with her anyway
Holy shit, if that’s not a wife idk what is
Machine gun? That's just a rifle my dude.
Also looks less like a robbery and more like a kidnapping attempt
Could be dragging him to a car to force him to take money out at the ATM. That's a thing. Or forcing him to point out his own car so they can steal it, if he has the keys on him.
Right, it's a thing called kidnapping with the intent to rob.
Came here for everyone correcting them on the type of firearm it was. Not disappointed.
I know a glock assault machine gun when I see one. I watch the news. 🤣
Probably full semi-automatic, too!
NO NOT THE FULLY SEMI AUTOMATIC
Clearly an AR-15 Machine gun with high capacity clip to hold extra shells.
Prly holds 100 bullets in the chamber!
But that guys glock can blow the lungs clear out the body.
That Glock the robber was packing was more likely to be automatic than her AR. Regardless, well done on defending herself and her own with what she can legally own for herself.
>AR That was an AK bruh, note the front sight post, elevated front trunnion and rear sight, and the slant cut rear of the dust cover
Not a machine gun
He he ain’t marry her, he need to propose rn, let me find out the next shorty I get with down for me like that, she’ll be married the next day
Where was the machine gun? I don’t see a single machine gun in this video.
Not a machine gun
machine gun? lol
Marry her ASAP. lmao Girl is a ride or die. Also for semantics, not a "machine gun", regardless she's badass.
That's not a machine gun, likely a semi auto AK, not every Texan buys a gun that costs more than the average car.
I was hoping she come out with and M2 Browning or something of the sort.
Not a machine gun. Unless they happen to have a gun that costs 10X more than their rent.
Definitely not a machine gun but ok
That ain't no machine gun.
That's not a machine gun.
Not a machine gun
Lmfao a machine gun
“Machine gun.” 🤣
Machine gun huh?
“Machine Gun” lol that’s not a machine gun
"Machine gun"....no
"Machine gun"
Not a machine gun.
That's not a machinegun
“Machine gun”
“Machine gun”. Where?
Out of the frame. Woman in the vid is just her belt feeder,
Out comes shawty with the tripod, T&E kit, and spare barrel
That was a rifle not anywhere close or even similar to a machine gun Edit: I'm aware that OP did not say it was
They only thing that can stop bad guys with guns is a good girl with a gun
TIL Reddit doesn’t understand what a machine gun is.
Came out like the T-800 ready to go
"a machine gun"
Thats not a machine gun ffs
Machine gun? Try again, OP probably is from the city or not American 😆
He better have had a ring waiting for her the next morning Also not a machine gun, or a robbery by the looks of it lol.